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Xiao Zhang was injured.

This wasn't the first time he was injured after waking up. The most recent injury caused internal bleeding, which was the time when Killer Zero planted explosives in advance.

But Zero's ending was very bleak. Not only that his many years of savings were wiped out by Xiao Zhang, but now he has completely lost his personal freedom and became Xiao Zhang's reward for getting the bounty.

But this time he was injured, but Xiao Zhang couldn't fight back, and he couldn't get back afterward.

The baby feels aggrieved, but the baby doesn't say anything.

Xiao Zhang, who had a bruised nose and face, was lying on his back in a 100-degree hot tub taking a medicinal bath. The bruises and swelling all over his body were dissipating at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Axing, who was next to him, noticed the grievance in Xiao Zhang's eyes and coughed awkwardly.

"Having reached the level of Danjin, the Golden Bell Iron Cloth Shirt and Iron Tou Gong are close to the perfect state. You still can't withstand being boiled in 100-degree boiling water for a long time. Your physical talent is really very good. It’s astonishing, he is truly a martial arts genius who is unique among thousands.”

Xiao Zhang responded with a sneer: "Really? Haha..."

When he took medicinal baths before, he was alone and no other people were allowed to watch, so no one knew that he could directly dive into 100-degree boiling water before.

But now that his strength has improved, and Ah Xing has already met Uncle Feng who can fly with a sword, there is no need to hide this.

If you have any questions, just ask Uncle Feng. Anyway, it is impossible for Uncle Feng to tell you that he is a zombie.

"Yes, yes, you have to trust my judgment. You are definitely a unique martial arts prodigy. Your talent is even higher than mine."

Ah Xing is actually not used to flattering, but during this time he spent time with Huang Fei and others, and he was also influenced by some subtle influences, so he told lies without blinking, and the sincerity in it made Xiao Zhang almost believe it. .

"Well, my talent is higher than yours, so when will you teach me the Tathagata Palm?"

"This... do you really want to learn it? But I only have the rudimentary moves of this martial arts, and I can only be trapped in the realm of the innate grandmaster. Don't you want to become an innate grandmaster? You don't want to practice to the realm of Shattered Void ?"

"Is Shattered Void amazing? Haha..." Xiao Zhang sneered again and said: "My uncle is about to ascend to immortality. Haven't you heard that one person can ascend to heaven with a chicken or a dog? I will ask my uncle to take me with him when the time comes. Fly up and go to Tathagata Buddha in person to ask about the entire chapter of Tathagata Divine Palm, do you have any questions?"

"Uh... no problem." Axing asked curiously: "Then can your uncle take me up with you?"

Xiao Zhang asked, "Are you considered a chicken or a dog?"

Axing: "Woof woof?"

Xiao Zhang: "...I feel like you are scolding me."

"No, no, I really didn't mean to say that you are a chicken, you are a nephew." Ah Xing suddenly said seriously: "I still recommend that you choose the Vajra Indestructible Body Magic Technique for your basic technique, because according to the current progress, It won't be long before your Golden Bell Cover, Iron Cloth Shirt and Iron Tou Gong will reach perfection. You will also be able to improve your martial arts such as Iron Sand Palm and Powerful Vajra Kick to a great extent, and you will be able to reach the best standard for practicing the magical power of Vajra Indestructible Body. . But with the Tathagata Divine Palm... understanding is key."

"Did you just say that I am a unique martial arts prodigy?"

"Your body is, but your brain is not. Otherwise, you would have cultivated these acquired skills to perfection."

"So I can only train my body?"

"No, no, no, as long as you learn the magical power of Vajra Indestructible Body, and then reach the level of Gang Jin, and generate internal energy in your body, you can do anything like Crossing the River with a Reed or Roaring a Lion. This fundamental magical skill of Vajra Indestructible Body This skill can allow you to master all methods with one method, and relatively speaking, this innate secret is the Buddhist martial arts that least requires Buddha nature."

Xiao Zhang understood what Ah Xing meant.

It's not that Tathagata Palm cannot be taught to him, but on the one hand, Ah Xing's Tathagata Palm is a fragment, and on the other hand, Tathagata Palm requires Buddha nature and understanding, both of which are limitations for practicing this martial art.

The former is fine, and there may be a chance to find the full story in the future, but the latter is almost impossible to meet the conditions.

Can zombies also become Buddhas?

It seems possible, but the prerequisite is that you can successfully cultivate the bones and reach the realm of the Zombie King.

"Then...how many times do you think you two have to beat me up before I can start learning the magical power of the Vajra Indestructible Body?"

"What a couple, Amei and I are really just good friends."

"Haha, after the sores on Amei's face are cured in a few days, I will find someone to teach her how to dress. It won't be too late for you to say such things then."

"this……"

"how many times?"

"Twelve times, once every three days. After thirty-six days, you can practice the magical power of the Vajra Indestructible Body."

"Can you shorten the time? I can handle it."

"No, you can't bear it. Amei can't. Using this method to help you practice martial arts requires Amei's Tai Chi to coordinate my innate inner energy, but her level is a bit low."

"Okay, I'm going to come out and get dressed, do you want to watch?"

"dont see."

Ah Xing turned and left.

Xiao Zhang, who had completely recovered from his injuries, stood up from the bathtub. The muscles in his body were shaken by a slight exertion, and all the water stains were blown away in an instant.

Not only on the body, but also on the hair, which is drier than a hair dryer.

Ah Xing and Amei beat him until his nose and face were swollen, and even his whole body was bruised and swollen. It was really not because Ah Xing was envious or jealous, but because they actually helped him practice his horizontal kung fu.

If it is not broken, it cannot be established; if it is broken, it will be established.

If Xiao Zhang’s previous practice was to frantically build fortresses on top of the foundation to improve defense, then his current practice is to maintain the main body of the previously built fortress, and then dismantle all the unreasonable places that should be demolished. Then build again.

Under normal circumstances, being injured will destroy the fortress, but the question is how could the real enemy design according to his main building and then only demolish the parts that need to be demolished?

This was even better than when Xiao Zhang and Crazy Yuxiu fought.

But speaking of it, his strength has improved a lot now, while Crazy Yuxiu's strength is stagnant and is not enough for him to fight, even if he doesn't transform and uses his bare hands.

Do you want to improve Crazy Yuxiu’s strength?

After changing his clothes, Xiao Zhang decided to find some lonely ghosts and other things for Crazy Yuxiu to eat. If there were any that were useless to Crazy Yuxiu, then he would save them for Uncle Fu.

As for Gong Er, she doesn't need to eat at all. Judging from her personality, she doesn't seem to take the initiative to eat, unless it's like the last time when the ghosts gathered to beat Xiao Zhang, a living person, and then he was killed by Xiao Zhang and turned into pure Yin Qi. , ghost spirit.

When it comes to eating ghosts, I have to thank Uncle Feng for his ghost-killing sword.

If it were Xiao Zhang himself who wanted to completely disperse the ghost's consciousness, it would definitely not be as easy and trouble-free as using the Ghost Slayer Sword.

When he thought of Gong Er, Xiao Zhang's phone rang.

Huang Yaozu said that his side was ready.

Although Xiao Zhang could directly cremate Gong Er's bones and then ask Uncle Feng to help make a container to carry the ashes, of course he had to do the whole show.

In Gong Er's eyes, Xiao Zhang is a good man who obeys the rules.

The existence of the Miscellaneous Affairs Department is also a good guarantee for Xiao Zhang to eliminate demons in the future.

As for Xiao Zhang, he will definitely have to deal with people in the society in the future, but now that Ma Kun, Luo Tuo, Big D and others have fallen, no one in the entire Xiangjiang underground world dares to take the initiative to provoke Xiao Zhang.

Even the capital power of the Lu family was powerless when facing Xiao Zhang.

They must follow the rules when dealing with Xiao Zhang, because if they don't follow the rules, then they will have to face Xiao Zhang who is even more unruly.

Originally, Xiao Zhang wanted to take Ah Xing with him, but Ah Xing insisted on going to the hospital to accompany Ah Mei, so Xiao Zhang could only go to the cemetery alone.

Because Huang Yaozu, a member of the police system, was involved, Xiao Zhang drove there alone without any of his men.

Huang Yaozu brought many people with him, but except for Li Guoqiang, none of them were from the miscellaneous department.

Digging graves, opening coffins and taking out corpses.

A group of people completed their tasks in silence and left.

"People in other departments either don't know what we do and ignore us, or they guess some information, so they stay away from us. So although my authority in the police force is very high, it actually doesn't matter. Connections.”

While Huang Yaozu explained, he personally worked with Li Guoqiang to place Gong Er's body in a special metal box, and then began to worship.

Xiao Zhang also started to worship in a decent manner.

Silently, Gong Er's figure suddenly appeared.

This time Li Guoqiang was finally able to see. Being prepared, he soaked willow leaves in water as eye drops in advance. The willow leaves were not ordinary willow leaves, and the water was not ordinary water. Finally, he had a brief yin and yang eye.

Li Guoqiang regretted it the moment he saw it. He should not have refused so simply.

Gong Er is so pretty.

But didn’t she die in her fifties? Why does the ghost look like a girl?

Looking at the dates of birth and death on the tombstone, Li Guoqiang fell into deep suspicion.

"Mr. Gong Er, is there anything else you want to say?"

After a brief worship, Xiao Zhang asked.

"No."

Gong Er shook his head, his expression neither sad nor happy.

Xiao Zhang nodded, and Huang Yaozu took out a talisman and put it in a special metal box. Gong Er's skeleton body was reduced to ashes in an instant.

The ghost body of Gong Er next to him trembled obviously, as if he felt pain, but it quickly disappeared without a trace.

Huang Yaozu took out another ring, made of a metal ring. After putting it into the metal box, this ring without any gaps actually absorbed Gong Er's ashes completely into it.

Xiao Zhang was stunned when he saw this scene.

Space ring?

The expression of Gong Er next to her also became strange. I don't know whether it was because of the magic of the ring, or because the container for her ashes was a ring and Xiao Zhang would have to carry it with her in the future.

"This is a magic prop given to us by the Ministry of Science and Technology of the Empire where the sun never sets. Well, it's magic, not technology, but they say magic is also technology. But apart from containing ashes, this thing has no other special abilities."

Huang Yaozu explained again, dispelling Xiao Zhang's expectations.

But it was only temporary. Xiao Zhang already knew that the Empire on which the Sun Never Sets had good things, how could he miss it?

Go be a big escort sooner or later.

But there has to be a legitimate reason. After all, after wearing this ring, Xiao Zhang will become a 'good person'.

Thinking about it this way, it doesn't seem so good to have the ability of ghost energy to simulate internal energy?

After completing this, Huang Yaozu's expression became serious.

"There is one more thing that may trouble Mr. Xiao. I received news that a vampire has come to Xiangjiang..."