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Xu Zhengyang and Ling Lingqi left. Xiao Zhang did not arrange for anyone to see them off because someone came to pick them up.

When they left, they also left a gift for Xiao Zhang, which was brought by the person who came to pick them up.

Talking about a gift is actually a bit loose, because this gift is actually a catalog, something similar to a menu.

"Come on, come on, take a look. Tell us what you want. You're welcome. I told you that the organization won't treat us badly."

Xiao Zhang greeted everyone in the Kung Fu team to look at the menu. He was relieved in his heart because he left behind a nuclear weapon and a fully stealthy aerial fighter. Having these two things meant that he could Go wherever you want, bomb wherever you want.

Putting himself in his shoes, Xiao Zhang felt that if it were him, he would definitely order Xu Zhengyang, Achi, and Ling Lingqi to snatch the things away, because it would be too dangerous to leave these things to individuals. But from another perspective, this also shows that the organization's trust in him has increased infinitely.

So, if I say I am a zombie now, is it completely okay?

Absolutely no problem.

One of the three mountains that weighed on Xiao Zhang's heart has now gone. The remaining two mountains are Uncle Feng and Jie Shu. In fact, the mountain of Uncle Feng can also be said to have been moved away, because the general's attack is enough. This caused a devastating crisis that affected the whole world, but Uncle Feng did not step forward and directly left it to Xiao Zhang to solve, which also shows that Uncle Feng's trust in Xiao Zhang is infinitely higher.

But...why do you still want me to go back to being a policeman before you are willing to train Tiancan's corpse to become an indestructible bone for me?

Xiao Zhang was a little confused.

Tian Can's corpse had been left behind by him before. After a trip to Japan, he discovered that Michiko, a half-ladle of water from the Jiu Ju sect, could refine the corpse of an innate grand master into an indestructible bone. Naturally, he It is also certain that Uncle Feng can do the same.

Tiancan is also a master at the Xiantian Grand Master level. The fall of his realm does not mean that his body has also fallen. It is just that the inner energy has been damaged due to more than seven hundred years of slumber. In addition, Tiancan's best martial arts is Tiancan's kick. If it can be refined into a non-bone, it can basically complement Xiao Zhang's non-bone.

His current non-transformed bones are the skull, spine, arms, ribs, and shoulder blades. Because they are connected to the spine, they have gradually been affected by the spine and begun to evolve. From an internal perspective, the golden color on the spine is It is constantly dyeing, and the jade color on both arms is also constantly dyeing.

The problem with the upper body is not big anymore, the main problem is in the lower body, that is, the leg bones and foot bones of the legs.

So as soon as he returned from Japan, Xiao Zhang sent Tian Can's body to Dongping Continent. Although Uncle Feng accepted it, he also said that he had many better resources than Michiko had and could completely refine them. What Xiao Zhang needed was not to turn into bones, but he put forward a condition.

Why?

I've reached this level now, what's the point of going back to be a policeman? Sir Huang doesn't dare to say such things to me recently...

Xiao Zhang couldn't figure out this problem for the moment, so he simply put it aside. Anyway, his current strength was almost the same. It was really to the point where his strength was not enough. Could Uncle Feng just sit back and do nothing?

"Hey, hey, everyone can only choose one thing, Wuying, why are you drawing so many circles? Haven't you ever taken the Great Return Pill? Why do you want the Great Return Pill?"

Achi warned from the side.

Wuying smiled shamelessly: "I ate half a pill. What's wrong with eating a whole pill now? Everyone is an innate master now, and I also want to be promoted."

Although Achi does not know martial arts, he is very knowledgeable in this area. After all, he has many outstanding colleagues.

"If you want to be promoted to an innate master, you have to rely on comprehension now. Pills are no longer useful to you. Otherwise, those pills brought back by the captain from Japan will definitely make your promotion successful. Look at Ahua. , have now been promoted to innate masters, but you are still wandering around in the acquired realm."

Almost all the good things that Lao Hu took out from the secret realm of Fire Cloud Evil God were taken away by Xiao Zhang. Xiao Zhang did not need these things, so he distributed them all to the members of the Kung Fu Team.

Because of the guidance of the elixir, Tathagata Palm, Hua Yingxiong and A Xing, Ahua has now successfully broken through to the realm of innate masters. His strength completely exceeds that of Huang Fei and others who have recovered their martial arts and advanced to the innate realm.

But Wuying has always been on the verge of a breakthrough. At best, he is a half-step innate, at worst, he is not doing his job properly.

Xiao Zhang suddenly spoke up and said: "Haonan, put your sword energy into the cunt's anus. It will hurt him to death when he moves. When he breaks through to the innate realm, he can relieve it himself. Others can't help him." .”

The expressions of Chen Haonan and Wuying fell instantly. One did not want to use his sword energy in such a place, and the other did not want to temporarily break up with his dozens of girlfriends.

But Xiao Zhang's order was still carried out. It can be predicted that it won't take long for Wuying to break through to the innate realm. By then, except for Achi, all members of the Kung Fu team will be innate and above.

After a lot of fuss, everyone finally chose what they wanted. Although there were many names of secrets of peerless martial arts on the list, what the Kung Fu team was most indispensable for was peerless martial arts. With everyone's innate skills, they didn't need them. Practice more innate skills. After all, human energy is limited.

There is no shortage of elixirs either. Fire Cloud Evil God's collection is still very good, which is enough for the Kung Fu team. There is no need to choose magical weapons. For example, Chen Haonan is an old friend who is proficient in swordsmanship but has Hua Yingxiong. Others are not good at using weapons.

Therefore, most of the items that everyone chooses are protective equipment, amulets, stand-in puppets and other items. The directory has detailed introductions to these items. All members of the Kung Fu Team also believe in the directory, and the organization has no reason to lie to them about these things.

Ah Xing, Chen Haonan, Lao Hu, and Ah Xi did not choose. Ah Xing and Chen Haonan relied on their strength, and Ah Xi had the Holy Tooth, the most important treasure of the blood clan. Even if the most important thing was absorbed by Xiao Zhang, for Still very useful for vampires.

As for Lao Hu...

"Lao Hu, tell me the truth, are you still hiding private goods?" Xiao Zhang said with a kind face: "Don't worry, we are all brothers now. Even if you hide private goods, I will not treat you badly." How."

Lao Hu denied Xiao Zhang's guess with a righteous expression.

"Captain, how can you doubt me like this? We are all our own people, how could I hide any private goods? I gave all the things I snatched from the Fire Cloud Evil God to my brothers."

One of our own... are you a human?

It was snatched...didn't you steal it?

"hehe."

Xiao Zhang sneered twice and stopped talking to Lao Hu, and then started to read by himself.

Just because four people don't want it doesn't mean he doesn't choose. He should get some commission for giving such a big gift.

"If you do the math, I can still choose eight things, right?"

"Eight items?" Achi asked in shock: "Captain, isn't it just you and Asing, Haonan, Lao Hu, and Axi who didn't choose?"

Xiao Zhang glared: "You don't count as a human being? Doesn't Xu Zhengyang count as a human being? Or does Ling Lingqi count as a human being?"

"Think about it, it doesn't matter, you choose the captain." Achi nodded hurriedly and said: "Do you want my help? I know a little bit."

Xiao Zhang waved his hand.

"Then you come and choose me."

"OK."

Achi loyally chose things for Xiao Zhang, but he stopped just after selecting four Xiao Zhangs: a hat, a dress, a cloak, and a pair of leather shoes.

"These are four pieces? Isn't this a set?"

"It's four pieces. Captain, I really didn't cheat on you. What you are best at is practicing Kung Fu. Your clothes will be easily damaged. These are all..."

"I know that these clothes and shoes are very durable and can improve defense, but the question is why don't you say that these shoes are two pieces? Why don't you say that the insoles inside these shoes are also two pieces?"

"Um...Captain, would you like to take a closer look at the introduction of these four things?"

Xiao Zhang then took a closer look. Because there was a lot of content in the directory, no one had looked at these clothes or anything in detail before.

"Imitation of chain-locked gold armor, phoenix wings and purple gold crown, lotus root silk walking on the clouds, the Monkey King resting on the flag, deformable???"

Xiao Zhang was confused, and so were everyone else.

The first three are easy to understand. The hat turns into a purple gold crown with phoenix wings, and the clothes turn into chain gold armor, etc. It’s okay, but the cloak turns into a flag...

"What is the flag?" Wuying asked without understanding.

Ah Chi explained: "It's the flags placed behind the backs of the opera singers. They usually have four sides. When the cloak turns into a flag, it will have the four characters Monkey King on it. It can also be turned into a flag according to the user's thoughts. Fighting and defeating the Buddha are four words.”

Wuying exclaimed: "He's so handsome."

Others were also full of envy, especially Ah Xing. He felt that this outfit suited him very well. Unfortunately, there was only one outfit on the list. After Xiao Zhang chose it, he couldn't choose from four others.

"How different is the imitation from the real thing?" Xiao Zhang asked expectantly: "Can it be considered an immortal weapon?"

Achi answered honestly: "I really don't know about this because no one has seen the real thing."

"Then how did you imitate it?"

"It's based on Journey to the West. It's a reference to both the novel and the TV series. Captain, have you seen the TV series Journey to the West?"

Xiao Zhang didn't want to answer because he felt a little disappointed and thought he was getting a replica of the real thing, but he still accepted Achi's kindness and chose these four pieces to save his clothes from being torn when fighting in the future.

He is different from Ah Xing, Chen Haonan, Xu Zhengyang and others. They have body-protecting Qi that they have practiced to protect their clothes. He has no inner Qi. When Gong Er gets on top of his body, he needs to use all his strength. How can he have any extra inner Qi? Air protective clothing.

After four pieces, Xiao Zhang chose two more Yin-type peerless treasures for Gong Er, which could help Gong Er improve his strength, and then chose an imitation of the Nine-turn Golden Pill for himself. According to Achi, this It is a perfect treasure for improving physical strength, and is very suitable for Xiao Zhang, who is good at practicing kung fu.

The last thing.

"Captain, this is the real Taotie inner elixir. I think it's quite suitable for Zhou Orangutan."