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Passing through the Strait of Istanbul can reach the Sea of ​​Marmara, and then crossing the Dardanelles Strait can reach the Mediterranean Sea. This is common sense to people in Mediterranean coastal countries, but all of them have never imagined that one day They would gather on both sides of the Dardanelles and wait with excitement.

Those who were able to rush to the Dardanelles Strait as soon as possible after getting the news were undoubtedly much luckier. A large number of people who got the news but were too late to rush to the Dardanelles Strait could only hope to get the news from TV. They saw the picture they wanted to see. It was the picture that their first reaction after hearing the news was disbelief.

The two sides of the Dardanelles Strait, which are originally important maritime traffic routes, are very prosperous due to the waterway and have a large population. Hundreds of thousands of people gather on both sides of the strait. Those with worse conditions are holding telescopes, while those with better conditions have already They got on the boat and rushed to the sea, but they stayed as close to the shore as possible.

The waiting time is actually not long, it is enough for the media reporters to set up their live broadcast equipment, and the news helicopter for live broadcast flies into the sky, taking the lead in rushing towards the Dardanelles Strait, their flight direction is Mal. Mara Sea.

But the first people who were able to see that shocking scene were not the people on the helicopter, but those who followed from the Strait of Istanbul, who got the news along the way and rushed to the shore, and even drove cars to follow along the shore road. people.

"Coming, coming, he's coming."

Exclamations rang out from the helicopter. The pilot of the helicopter looked at the person who was gradually becoming clearer in his sight in astonishment. The huge aircraft carrier that first came into sight was only one ten thousandth of the brilliance of this person.

On the calm Sea of ​​Marmara, a man wearing only a pair of cropped pants was running wildly on the sea. His speed was not worth mentioning compared to the flying speed of a helicopter, but those who could see this scene No one would think that this man was slower than a helicopter.

Because some professionals have estimated that this man's running speed has exceeded the 100-meter record in track and field events, and it has exceeded it by a large margin, 100 meters in 8 seconds.

In a world with extraordinary powers such as martial arts, vampires, magic, etc., this kind of speed doesn't sound worth mentioning. It means pretending to be a master in front of ordinary people.

But when this man has such speed, he is running wildly on the sea, and he is carrying five steel ropes that even a master in the eyes of ordinary people cannot carry. This speed can already be described as incredible.

However, the fact is more than that. Compared to the glory of this man at this time, the aircraft carrier is being dragged by this man and sailing on the sea at the same speed.

What kind of power is this?

What kind of speed is this?

What kind of staying power is this?

Five kilometers from the entrance of the Istanbul Strait, he is now about to cross the Sea of ​​Marmara and reach the Dardanelles Strait. It is said that this man’s speed has not slowed down at all. There are countless people on the yachts and cars who have followed him from the Istanbul Strait. Thousands of people can attest to this.

And there are tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of people who are about to be able to prove this... When live broadcasts and recorded news are constantly broadcast around the world, everyone in the world can prove this.

As long as this man can really do it.

"Hello viewers, the urgent news being broadcast to you now comes from the Sea of ​​Marmara. Yes, this is emergency news, not a special effects shot in a movie."

There is actually no need to say this sentence of the on-site reporter. Although movie special effects had appeared in 1993, and science fiction movies began to occupy the big screen, the audience could easily distinguish what was real and what was a special effects shot.

The cameraman breathed steadily and calmed down to take the picture that was extremely clear. The picture of the man pulling an aircraft carrier running wildly on the sea amidst the roar of the helicopter was extremely real to anyone who could see it.

Let alone 1993, even if the special effects can look real in 2023, no one will doubt that this is a special effects shot for a movie.

Because this scene is so real, so real that it’s scary.

This is indeed the case. The Turkish side, which was originally planning to intercept at the entrance of the Istanbul Strait, felt that this scene was too terrifying. Recalling the big explosion that occurred in Xiangjiang some time ago, this man not only did not die, He also appeared on the coastline of Xiangjiang as if he was racing against a tsunami, and then stepped on a tsunami that was enough to cause a large number of casualties and economic losses.

They were afraid.

The situation that Li Dongkai and others were worried about did not appear. Turkey still believed that they could use artillery fire to sink the aircraft carrier like a target, adding a glorious touch to their naval resume.

But they didn't dare to bomb because they were afraid that after bombing the aircraft carrier pulled by this man, the man would pull their warship and run wildly, or even throw their warship into the sky and turn it into a flying warship.

Can humans throw a warship into the sky?

If I had asked them this question before today, they would have answered in unison: Impossible.

However, before today, they did not believe that anyone could have as many as five tugboats, pulling an aircraft carrier across the sea, so that this aircraft carrier without any power system could sail at a speed not weaker than their warships.

One hundred meters in eight seconds, with a speed of up to 45 kilometers per hour. This is a very high speed for a ship, because sailing on the sea is not sailing on land. It is too difficult for a ship to reach the average speed of a car. .

At a speed of 45 kilometers per hour, a warship can catch up, but if it is an aircraft carrier that can travel normally, even a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier may not be able to catch up.

Because the cruising speed of conventionally powered aircraft carriers is generally 18 knots, and the cruising speed of nuclear powered aircraft carriers is generally 20 knots, the latter is converted to 37 kilometers per hour. Although the cruising speed is not the ultimate speed of a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, who can guarantee that this is the ultimate speed of the man pulling the aircraft carrier?

It seems that the man wants to bring the aircraft carrier home directly, so 45 kilometers per hour can also be called his cruising speed. The cruising speed is so fast, how fast will it go if it wants to speed up?

According to rumors, this man can fly.

"Viewers, the picture you are seeing now... it is an unfinished aircraft carrier without any power system. This has been confirmed. It was originally parked at the Black Sea Shipyard and was then used by businessmen from Xiangjiang. It was purchased and said to be sailed back as a gambling ship. But when Turkey refused to allow the aircraft carrier to pass through the Istanbul Strait, Mr. Xiao, a martial arts legend from Xiangjiang, chose to personally pull the aircraft carrier towards the Istanbul Strait."

"The martial arts myth Mr. Xiao is said to be the most accomplished human being in martial arts in the world. He possesses incredible power. It is said that he once faced the explosion of a nuclear weapon at close range, but in the end he only suffered some injuries. Now it seems that he The injury has completely healed."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I just got the news. Just a few days ago, he had a battle with Fire Cloud Evil God, the number one martial artist in Japan, in Xiangjiang. The final result was that he defeated Fire Cloud Evil God one-on-one and won I won a bet of 100 billion eagle yuan from Fire Cloud Evil God. Oh, God, this is really an astronomical figure."

"Now it seems that Mr. Xiao, a martial arts legend from Xiangjiang, is the direct purchaser of this ship, so after encountering obstruction, he chose to personally pull the aircraft carrier back. He needs to go through Dadani again It is unclear which route he will take to reach the Mediterranean Sea."

"According to the news I just received, if he wants to return to Xiangjiang through the Suez Canal, the voyage will only take about two months, according to his current speed. And if he wants to take the Atlantic, it will take more than three months. Voyage. Of course, we are currently not sure whether he wants to pull the ship back directly like this, or whether he will hand it back to the tugboat after pulling through many obstacles."

"It is worth mentioning that according to legend, Mr. Xiao, the martial arts legend from Xiangjiang, is likely to be able to fly. Yes, I am talking about flying. A human can fly like a bird."

"Mr. Xiao is about to cross the Dardanelles Strait. We are not yet sure whether Turkey will make the final block. If they don't block it, Mr. Xiao will be able to directly reach the Aegean Sea. Crossing the Aegean Sea is the Mediterranean Sea. . We are not sure whether Mr. Xiao will encounter obstruction, such as Greece around the Aegean Sea, Egypt next to the Suez Canal, the Eagle Country's Sixth Fleet that has been entrenched in the Mediterranean for many years, or Italy and France that Mr. Xiao will pass through when heading west. , Spain will wait and see if they will block it, we will continue to report for you..."

When many people were worried that Xiao Zhang would encounter obstacles, Xiao Zhang was a little disappointed.

He said he wanted to come to the Black Sea for a fight, but the problem is that he has now left the Black Sea, and the fight still failed. Turkey is really a model of bullying the weak and fearing the strong.

However, theoretically speaking, he is still within the attack range of Turkey. The Aegean Sea and the Mediterranean are both within the sailing range of Turkish warships, and after reaching the Mediterranean, he will not only have to face Turkey.

There was no need to worry about Greece, Italy, or Spain. If he didn't go there, it would take more than a month to travel across the Atlantic. Even if he could bear it, he didn't want to get too tired. So he wants to go to the Indian Ocean through the Suez Canal.

As for this route, the only thing he needs to worry about is Egypt and Eagle Country's Sixth Fleet.

Well, after crossing the Suez Canal and reaching the Gulf of Aden, it seems that Somali pirates also need to worry? Still no need to worry.

What should I do? Dragging an aircraft carrier around is so boring. I really want to fight. Come and give me a fleet to fight.