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Southern Dynasties, Seoul.

Some of the Asian qualifiers for the 1994 Eagle Nation World Cup were held here. On the match day, the football stadium was packed because the team competing today included an absolute favorite to win the championship - the Kung Fu team.

Their opponent in today's game is the Southern Dynasty football team that competes locally.

After the players from both sides entered the stadium amidst the cheers of the audience, the game did not start immediately. Everyone in the entire stadium, whether players or spectators, including the referees, people from the South Korean tournament and the World Cup Committee, all stared at the football field. The huge screen inside was silent.

The sudden broadcast of emergency news just before the official start of the game is enough to show how influential the news is. Generally, it is either a natural disaster that can affect the world, or a man-made disaster that can also affect the world pattern.

With the global climate being favorable, today's urgent news can only be the latter, and it is closely related to the Kung Fu team present.

The big screen in the football stadium successfully broadcast the live signal from thousands of miles away. When the screen appeared, the host in the stadium gave a brief introduction very quickly.

"Mr. Xiao, the captain of the kung fu team who was unable to compete today, is currently at the Mediterranean exit of the Suez Canal. He..."

In fact, without his introduction, the whole world now knows that Xiao Zhang is dragging an aircraft carrier across the sea with one person, and is preparing to drag it back directly from the Mediterranean. If it weren't for the fact that today's game was about whether South Korea could qualify for the World Cup and it was a Kung Fu team game, there wouldn't even be many spectators at the scene. Everyone would stay at home and watch the live broadcast of the aircraft carrier.

But to be called emergency news, it is natural that something unexpected happened.

"We have just received news that there has been a traffic jam in the Suez Canal that Mr. Xiao wanted to enter. Four giant cargo ships loaded with cargo lost control due to operational errors while traveling in the Suez Canal and penetrated and the stern of the ship hit both sides of the Suez Canal respectively..."

Following the introduction of the on-site host, the live broadcast on the big screen also showed the scene of the four giant cargo ships lying sideways on the Suez Canal. Although there is a seven-hour time difference between the Southern Dynasties and Egypt, they are now both in the It's daytime, so the sightlines for people from both places are very good.

The live broadcast from the helicopter was also extremely clear. Four giant cargo ships collided with each other on the shore. The total distance between them was only about two kilometers. From a high altitude, they looked like they were stacked on top of each other.

"What will Mr. Xiao do? Will he give up? If he gives up passing through the Suez Canal, then he will need to turn around and return to the Mediterranean, and then cross the Mediterranean through the Strait of Gibraltar to the Atlantic Ocean. It is difficult for us to believe that Mr. Xiao can tow Guide that aircraft carrier from the Atlantic Ocean around the entire African coastline, and then across the Indian Ocean back to Xiangjiang..."

When the host said this, the Kung Fu team players who found it a little strange that the Suez Canal news was suddenly broadcast on the South Korea side finally understood the despicable and ridiculous idea of ​​the South Korea side.

"Sure enough, this is a country without a competitive spirit. What kind of psychological tactics are they going to use against us at this time?"

"Haha, yes, not to mention that the captain can definitely solve the problem. Even if the captain can't solve the problem, can they destroy our confidence and beat us in the competition?"

"Idiots, I'll give them two legs."

"Hey, hey, hey, Wang Xiaolong, you've gone too far. We are here to play football, not fight. What do you mean by giving someone two legs? How can we still play football?"

Wang Xiaolong said with a dissatisfied look: "Sorry, I am the goalkeeper today and don't need my legs."

Wuying retorted: "So what if you are the goalkeeper? You can't stand at the goal without legs. Why, you lie on the ground and use your Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms to guard the goal."

Wang Xiaolong, who is obviously very good at playing football, really wants to play football and does not want to use the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms to guard the goal. He feels that this is an insult to the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms.

"How can you, an acquired master, understand the realm of our innate masters? Can I sit on the ground and guard the goal? How about you try to kick the goal I'm guarding?"

Wuying, who still failed to break through to the innate realm, was mercilessly ridiculed and became angry: "You let me carry a gun, but I can't kick you to death."

"Haha, the laser gun is so powerful."

The Kung Fu team is not fighting among themselves. This kind of bickering shows that they are in a good and relaxed mood, and are not worried about Xiao Zhang's situation on the other side.

From a psychological point of view, they are actually complaining about Xiao Zhang now. So many innate great masters, innate masters, and innate masters have been arranged by Xiao Zhang to play football, and they are playing for a football team like the Southern Dynasty that has no gold content.

The Suez Canal is so lively, I really want to have some fun.

"Shut up, the captain shows up."

Chen Haonan said with a cold face, and others didn't find it strange. After Chen Haonan inherited the inner energy of Hua Yingxiong and learned the Chinese Proud Jue, he became more and more cold, that is, when Xiao Zhang was still there. There will be more. When Xiao Zhang was away, the words "Tiansha Lone Star" were written all over his face.

Xiao Zhang, Ah Xing and Xu Zhengyang all said in private that the colder Chen Haonan's expression becomes, the stronger he becomes. This is a sequelae of practicing Chinese Aojue.

Therefore, the other players of the Kung Fu team were not surprised and would not be dissatisfied because of it. Everyone's eyes were always focused on the big screen in the football field, so they also saw their captain's appearance.

"Speaking of which, why is the captain only wearing a pair of trousers? I can understand why he doesn't wear shoes. Bare feet are more suitable for running on the sea, but not wearing a shirt is a bit of a hooligan. Ahem... the captain has a really good figure."

"Maybe it's because the figure is so good. Otherwise, although the Great Sage suit is a replica, the amplification effect is real. Why not wear it?"

Amidst the quiet discussion of the Kung Fu team, the camera on the big screen has focused on Xiao Zhang. Everyone can see that he finally loosened the steel rope on his shoulders. The heavy steel rope lost Xiao Zhang. After being supported by the force, it sank directly into the Suez Canal like an anchor. The aircraft carrier, which was sailing at a speed of about 40 kilometers per hour, also slowly stopped, and then floated steadily on the river.

After all, it is an aircraft carrier. Even without a power system, it can still float smoothly. As long as it is not encountered in a violent storm, there is no need to worry about it sinking.

But what to do next?

The host in the stadium suddenly exclaimed.

"He went in, Mr. Xiao, he went in, and he dragged the aircraft carrier into the Suez Canal. This means that he couldn't turn around directly in the Suez Canal. He could only find a way to push the aircraft carrier back backwards, because the aircraft carrier There is no steel cable at the stern of the boat..."

The Suez Canal is very long: 19.5 kilometers from the navigation buoy to the Port Said lighthouse, 8.5 kilometers from the waiting area to the southern entrance, 78.5 kilometers from Port Said to Ismailia, and 78.5 kilometers from Ismailia to Taufi Port of Cambridge is 83.75 km.

However, the width of its buoy is only between 180 meters and 200 meters. Although the width of the river reaches 345 meters at its widest point, the water depth in the area outside the width of the buoy is not enough, which can easily cause stranding.

For example, right now, on the river a few kilometers away from Xiao Zhang, four giant cargo ships ran aground one after another because their hulls were transverse.

Therefore, Xiao Zhang, who directly dragged the aircraft carrier into the Suez Canal, really had no way to turn around, because the consequences of turning around would be that the aircraft carrier would be stranded like the four cargo ships.

Now what?

No way forward, no way back, a dead end?

The greatest miracle of mankind in the 20th century failed before it was actually born?

Even the audience in the Southern Dynasties hoped that Xiao Zhang could do something to complete this miracle that would create the limits of mankind. No, this can no longer be described as a miracle, it can be described as a divine power.

A human body that rivals the miracles created by gods.

In the camera, Xiao Zhang, who was standing firmly on the Suez Canal, finally moved. He was walking slowly forward as if he was taking a walk. This incredible scene of walking on the water could no longer shock the audience. The scenes of Xiao Zhang running wildly on the sea many times have spread all over the world.

If you can pull an aircraft carrier and run wildly on the sea, what does it matter how many steps you take?

However, when Xiao Zhang approached the first stranded giant freighter, all the viewers watching the live broadcast around the world were shocked, excited and frightened.

They seemed to recall memories from the genetic level, which were many, many years ago when humans were afraid of being dominated by beings called gods.

But today's god is a man, a man with the power of a god.

Golden light emerged from Xiao Zhang's body. It was grand but not dazzling. It was as gentle as the spring sunshine. Xiao Zhang slowly floated into the air and stood with his hands behind his back. The rich golden light began to condense around him.

A golden giant appeared, taller than the aircraft carrier he had just dragged, and taller than the giant freighter in front of him. The most conspicuous part of this golden giant's body was his right foot. Unlike other body parts that were composed of golden light, this golden giant appeared. Only the right foot looks real.

The bones and flesh gradually took shape, as if they were really the feet of a giant.

This is a damned thing.