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Can you take it seriously if you flatter me?

Huang Fei fell into a difficult tangle.

In his opinion, Xiao Zhang is a rich second generation who longs for martial arts and is very generous with his money. His dream of buying a house in Central is likely to become a reality in Xiao Zhang's hands.

But the problem is that Huang Fei has been smoothed by life and is no longer as naive as before. He knows very well what such a generous second-generation rich man will do if he spends money but fails to achieve his goal.

It's easy to kill yourself.

However, how many times will such an opportunity appear in a person's life?

Do I really want to stay in this bar where the business is not good, hit myself on the head with a beer bottle every day, and earn a salary that is not enough to buy a house no matter how long I save?

Huang Fei, who was already middle-aged, roared in his heart: I am not willing to give in.

"I've heard of you before."

Xiao Zhang said aloud: "I heard that the beer bottles you smashed with your head in this bar can surround the entire Xiangjiang Island in a circle."

"There's not such an exaggerated boss, but there are quite a few."

After Huang Fei explained, he took a deep breath to calm down, stared at the open handbag in Xiao Zhang's hand and said, "I can teach you Tietou Kung Fu, but the money is not enough, and I can't guarantee that you can master it."

Xiao Zhang was not someone who was taken advantage of, so after hearing these words, he zipped up his handbag directly.

This scene made Huang Fei extremely disappointed.

In fact, similar situations have happened before, but no one was more generous than Xiao Zhang before. In just a few words, he smashed dozens of beer bottles and already gave him more than 200,000 yuan.

But the outcome is the same after all. He cannot guarantee that he will teach others to practice real iron head skills, so no one will be willing to spend money.

"It doesn't matter. If the price isn't right, we can discuss it again."

Xiao Zhang stood up and said, "Of course, we should also have a good talk about tuition fees."

Huang Fei noticed Xiao Zhang's movement of getting up, and his eyes were slightly panicked.

"How to talk about it, boss, please give me a clear explanation."

"How much is your monthly salary here?"

"Eight thousand."

"I will give you 20,000, and you will take care of your food and housing. You don't have to do any work, you just need to teach me martial arts. Then, based on the progress of my practice, I will give you periodic bonuses."

Huang Fei was not dazzled by the salary of 20,000 yuan. If he wanted to, he could actually get a higher salary.

"How much is the prize?"

"100,000 Ming Jin, 500,000 Dark Jin, 1 million Hua Jin, and 5 million Gang Jin."

Huang Fei frowned and said, "Boss, let me tell you something, your bonus is really too small."

Xiao Zhang laughed and continued: "Tie Tou Gong, ten million. If you know similar martial arts, as long as they are of the same level, each one, ten million."

Ten million?

It should be said that Gang Jin is very difficult to practice, and those who can master it are truly unique martial arts wizards. But as for Tietou Kung Fu... there are no quick methods.

Huang Fei took another deep breath and asked, "Boss, what if you need to spend a lot of money to buy expensive Chinese medicine while practicing Tietou Gong?"

Xiao Zhang picked up his handbag.

"As long as it is used on me and is effective, no matter how much money is spent, it will be my own, and the bonus will remain unchanged."

Huang Fei was moved.

He thought of several of his junior brothers.

The second junior brother's whirlwind earth leg, the third junior brother's golden bell cover iron cloth shirt, the fourth junior brother's ghost grasping hand, the fifth junior brother's powerful Vajra kick, and the sixth junior brother's Qinggong floating on water.

If I let the rich second generation in front of me learn these six martial arts, wouldn't I be able to get 60 million in cash directly?

No, the four martial arts of Whirlwind Underworld Kick, Ghost Shadow Grasping Hand, Powerful Vajra Kick, and Qinggong Water Floating all require deep internal strength, and internal strength is not that easy to develop.

The most important thing is that the fifth junior brother will definitely not allow himself to pass on the martial arts to this rich second generation.

Then...use a special method to let this rich second generation learn Shaolin Tietou Kung Fu and the Golden Bell Iron Cloth Shirt?

Twenty million?

"so what have you thought of?"

Xiao Zhang is ready to leave.

"Okay." Huang Fei's temperament suddenly changed significantly and he said, "Then I will accept you, a unique martial arts genius, as my apprentice."

"No no no."

Xiao Zhang smiled and shook his head and said: "I am not your apprentice, and I will not become your teacher. I am just your boss, understand?"

Huang Fei, who had just had an energetic temperament, languished again.

"I understand, hello boss."

"Hello Tietou Gong."

"Boss, my name is Huang Fei."

"Oh, hello Huang Fei."

While he was talking, another middle-aged man walked into the bar, with a beer belly and shouted arrogantly: "Tietou Gong, has the toilet been cleaned? I tell you, if it has not been cleaned, I will ask you to lick it clean. .”

Huang Fei subconsciously replied humbly: "Boss, I have cleaned it up. I promise it will be very clean."

The owner of the bar sneered: "Really? Then go pour a glass of water from the toilet and drink it for me to see."

Huang Fei subconsciously wanted to turn around and go to the toilet, but suddenly saw Xiao Zhang and froze in place.

"well……"

Xiao Zhang sighed and did not ask what kind of life Huang Fei had been living these years. Instead, he reminded: "Have you forgotten that I am your boss now?"

When saying this, Xiao Zhang patted his handbag.

Huang Fei's eyes turned red instantly.

The owner of the bar also noticed Xiao Zhang's presence and was still wondering why the stranger said he was Huang Fei's boss when he suddenly heard a howl.

"ah!"

"You called you..."

When the bar owner saw that it was Huang Fei howling, he was about to curse angrily on the spot, but his expression instantly changed to panic.

Huang Fei was already facing him, his eyes were red, as if he had pinkeye.

"I'll hit you to death."

When the last sound of ah was heard, Huang Fei had already lowered his head, his short legs exploded with strength that had not been seen in many years, and his whole body slammed into the bar owner with a whoosh.

The moment the two people came into contact, the bar owner flew backwards.

A few bangs.

Tables and chairs were knocked over.

With Xiao Zhang's eyesight, he could clearly see that as the bar owner flew upside down, the skin on his face rippled due to the impact. Inside his open mouth, blood stains with internal injuries mixed with messy vomit spurted out. .

nausea.

Xiao Zhang took a detour and walked towards the door of the bar. At the same time, he took out two stacks of money from his handbag and threw them towards the bar owner.

"I paid you the medical expenses. If you are not sensible, your family will have to pay for the funeral expenses next time."

When the bar owner who hadn't fainted saw the two stacks of money, the pain in his body seemed to have eased a lot, but his eyes were filled with panic.

In Xiangjiang in this era, it is too easy for rich people to kill people like him.

There are hundreds of societies, more than 200,000 young and Dangerous boys, plus those members of real criminal organizations, there are too many people who want to exchange their lives for money.

Huang Fei's mood gradually calmed down, and he felt a little pity when he saw the two hundred thousand cash in front of the bar owner.

But at this time, Xiao Zhang had already reached the door of the bar. He could only pick up the money Xiao Zhang gave him just now and quickly followed him out.

When he was about to reach the door, Huang Fei paused, turned around and shouted to the bar owner who was still lying on the ground: "The money for the drinks and the broken things will be deducted from my salary, and I will pay for the rest in a few days." Come back and get it.”

This is talking about the more than 20 bottles of beer he smashed when he was performing Tietou Kung Fu just now.

Xiao Zhang, who had already walked outside the door, laughed after hearing Huang Fei's words.

There are some bottom lines, but overall he is greedy for money.

really not bad.

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ps: Thanks to the two bosses of Stay at Home (100 coins) and ZEL2021 (100 coins) for their rewards.