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Everyone in the Kung Fu Team did not leave the aircraft carrier. They could not completely believe what Zeus said. Gods are not incapable of lying, especially gods in ancient Greek mythology like Zeus. Not to mention such trivial matters as lying, even the sheep and the others would not lie. Let it go.

Perhaps, this is the difference between gods and humans.

Under this situation, Xiao Zhang still successfully had a private chat with Uncle Feng. The method of transmitting messages into secrets was very simple for both of them.

"Let's talk about my ribs first. How long do you want them?"

Seeing that the war was about to begin, Xiao Zhang's most urgent thing was to improve his own strength. It was impossible to expect to improve his martial arts, so he could only cheat. Of the non-transforming bones in his body, only his ribs have not yet been refined. If he can cultivate it, he can directly evolve from the level of Fei Zheng to the level of non-transforming bones.

In the traditional level classification, zombies at the level of non-bones are already extremely powerful in the world, equivalent to ghosts and gods of ghosts, monster kings of monsters, and innate great masters of human martial arts practitioners, that is, Gong Er and Yuan The strength level of Da Zong, A Xing, Chen Haonan and Xu Zhengyang.

Although it is still a bit unsatisfactory, at least it has improved a lot in strength, and it seems that there is a problem with Zeus' strength. Coupled with his other strength methods, Xiao Zhang felt that he was capable of fighting.

"For half a month, your ribs are more difficult to refine, because I want to refine them into gold. In this case, they can match your golden spine and turn all the non-transformable bones in your body into gold as soon as possible, and golden Generally, only the Zombie King can possess the non-transformable bones.”

Uncle Feng's words gave Xiao Zhang a lot of confidence. Only after a thousand years of practicing zombies at the non-bone level and experiencing thunder tribulations can they be promoted to the zombie king, which means that all the bones in the body turn golden, like the golden body of Buddha. .

Obviously, the Zombie King has surpassed the ultimate strength in the world. If it were a ghost, it would have to be at least a ghost-immortal level existence. If it were a monster, it would have to be a demon saint. If it were a martial arts practitioner, it would be comparable. That is the state after Shattered Void, which is also the state of Hua Yingxiong at this time.

But Xiao Zhang still felt dissatisfied.

"So, is there a higher level? I mean after the Zombie King, I have read some information that says there are evolutionary directions such as Hanba, Jian, and Yaksha. After I have the Zombie King level of non-bone, Can we go further in a short period of time?”

Uncle Feng pondered for a moment. He had already told Xiao Zhang clearly about the evolutionary direction of zombies before, which are black zombies/white zombies, green zombies, hairy zombies, flying zombies, non-bone zombies, and zombie kings (wandering zombies), the highest limit. It's the Zombie King.

"You first need to consider whether you can survive the thunder tribulation." Uncle Feng reminded: "After all the immutable bones in your body are completed, you will be a wandering corpse and can travel upstream to Qingming and downstream to Jiuyou. When you encounter thunder tribulation And after surviving the thunder tribulation, you will have the opportunity to turn the non-transformable bones in your body into gold, which means using the power of the thunder tribulation to forge your body and become a zombie king."

"Thunder tribulation?" Xiao Zhang frowned and said, "Then what if the thunder tribulation doesn't come, or what if it suddenly comes when Zeus and I are fighting?"

Uncle Feng laughed when he heard that Xiao Zhang regarded Zeus as his opponent in the arena competition.

"Your thunder catastrophe will definitely come. As long as you go to space when all the bones in your body have turned into bones, your thunder catastrophe will come in an instant."

"To space?"

Xiao Zhang finally understood one thing, that was why Yuan Dazong was so afraid of going to space before. It turned out to be because he was afraid of a sudden thunder disaster.

At that time, his whole body was not broken into bones, so Lei Jie would not hit him but only Yuan Dazong.

"Yes, in half a month I will give you the Pheasant Sword to help you refine your ribs. Once successful, you will go directly to space to experience the thunder tribulation. If successful, you will be able to have golden immortal bones all over your body and become a true In the sense of being a zombie king, he is no longer a wandering zombie. In terms of strength, he is equivalent to a ghost immortal, a demon saint, or a human immortal."

"What if I fail?"

"Death, it's almost like dying early or dying late. Anyway, if your strength cannot be improved, you won't be able to survive. Zeus and the others will definitely kill you."

"Bring out any trump cards you have, Uncle Feng. It's time to cheat, so don't let me lose."

"Yes, being a police officer can increase your chances of surviving the thunder tribulation. As for magic weapons, don't think about it. The best way to resist the thunder tribulation is by force."

"Okay, I'll be a policeman after I pull the boat back. What about Gong Er? Can I take her with me to survive the disaster?"

"Yes, but you are all at risk of being wiped out. If successful, Gong Er will be promoted to a ghost immortal, one of the five kinds of immortals in heaven, earth, gods, humans and ghosts."

"Then let me ask Gong Er."

Xiao Zhang no longer worries about this. He feels that his strength is actually very good, and the various martial arts he practices can improve his defense. Among the zombies of the same level, his defense must be the strongest. It is impossible for Thunder Tribulation to jump over the level and kill him, right?

"Then let's talk about the future direction of evolution."

"Yes, there is, but you don't have time."

"Tell me, what if I have a chance?"

"good."

After agreeing to talk, Uncle Feng pondered for a moment before speaking again.

"The state after the Zombie King can be summed up in one sentence: the corpse first turns into a Drought Demon, and then changes into a Jian. Let's talk about the Drought Demon first. Do you still remember that you were slashed by Guan Erye's will power of sentient beings before?"

"Remember, you asked Mr. Guan to give you some face. Speaking of which, Uncle Feng, why do you have so much face?"

Uncle Feng did not explain, but continued: "There is a past story in my Maoshan inheritance. It tells that during the Song Dynasty, there was a drought demon causing trouble and draining the water of the salt pond. At that time, Zhenzong of the Song Dynasty asked Zhang Tianshi for help, but Zhang Tianshi was defeated, so he asked the true god When I came to surrender Han Ba, I invited Emperor Guan Sheng, and Emperor Guan Sheng fought with Han Ba ​​for seven days and seven nights before he successfully surrendered."

Xiao Zhang was speechless: "Uncle Feng, then this Han Demon is really not good enough."

Uncle Feng said helplessly: "Do you know what the Holy Lord Guandi means? The martial saint, compared with the literary and Taoist Confucius, is revered as the Dharma Protector Jialan Bodhisattva (Jialan God) in Buddhism and Gaitian Ancient Buddha. He is revered by Taoism. For Emperor Xietian, God Xianghan... Bodhisattva, do you understand? Ancient Buddha, do you understand? Emperor Xietian, do you think this is just a joke?"

Xiao Zhang smiled happily: "Then he was beaten for seven days and seven nights by Mr. Guan before he surrendered. It's really quite impressive."

"Of course it's powerful. In ancient times, the battles between the Yellow Emperor and Chi You required the help of the Han Ban. However, the Han Ban at that time was also called the Tiannu Ban. And the Han Ban's further Jian is even more powerful. The ancient mythical beast is rumored to be a Jian. Fighting three dragons and two dragons, he is the nemesis of the dragon clan and loves to eat borneol brains."

Xiao Zhang was a little puzzled again: "Is the dragon very powerful? Besides, isn't the Jian the Bodhisattva's mount? It sounds like it is not as powerful as the Hanbo. The Guanyin Bodhisattva rides the golden-haired Jong. The golden-haired Jong should be more powerful than the Jong, right?"

"Dragon is very powerful, really powerful, because the dragon and the dragon I mentioned are both mythical beasts from ancient times, not the Dragon King of the Four Seas who was surrendered and suppressed in Journey to the West." Uncle Feng patiently explained: "Is the golden-haired dragon more powerful than the dragon? Awesome, I haven’t seen a Bodhisattva so I don’t know, but I know one thing: is the mount necessarily weaker than its owner?”

Xiao Zhang thought of the content about the Golden Horse in "Journey to the West". Sun Wukong encountered the Golden Horse with a purple bell and returned home defeated. Later, he deceived the Golden Horse's magic weapon, the Purple Bell, and they could only fight a draw.

He thought of the golden-haired animal in "The Romance of the Gods", which was even more powerful. Although it was also the mount of Taoist Cihang (Guanyin Bodhisattva), its predecessor was one of the seven immortals who accompanied the leader of Jiejiao Tongtian. When meeting the four-image array, there is a chant: The wonderful Dharma is vast and boundless, and the body and mind are mercury-lead. Now that we are leading the Four Elephant Formation, how can we talk about Taoism? Two fingers can subdue the dragon and tiger, and the eyes can transport Taixuan. Whoever comes to meet me is the Great Luo Immortal.

The last three words can explain everything: Daluo Jinxian.

Xiao Zhang became excited.

"Then the question is, Uncle Feng, how can I become a drought demon? And what can I do to become a golden retriever?"

Uncle Feng pondered slightly: "How about you try dyeing your hair blonde, and then roar a few times, maybe you can turn it into a golden retriever."

"I'm serious, no kidding."

"I'm serious too, I'm not joking. If I knew how to change, I would change myself. Is it difficult to become a zombie?"

"It's not difficult to become a zombie, but it's difficult to become a zombie like me. Uncle Feng, if you want to change, can I bite you?"

"Try your head. Even if I become a zombie, I can't guarantee that I won't lose my sanity. Do you want to try being chased by a zombie that knows magic and magical powers?"

"Don't think about it, let's get down to business. It should be fine for me to evolve into the Zombie King now, but how can I continue to improve my strength? The Zombie King may not be enough to face Zeus."

Uncle Feng pondered again, and Xiao Zhang dragged the aircraft carrier for hundreds of kilometers before finally speaking.

"Do you still remember why I didn't let you kill innocent people indiscriminately?"

"Remember, you are afraid that I am murderous, because zombies need to drink human blood and eat human souls to evolve properly. But it is meaningless. I can control myself and there is no need to drink human blood. , soul-eating."

"How about you try not to control yourself?"

Xiao Zhang was silent.

Turning around, I saw the members of the Kung Fu team standing on the deck looking at the scenery. Their taste...should be pretty good, right?