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When the Titans raised their hands to the sky, many people were thinking about who is the savior and who is the destroyer.

Because no matter how you look at it, if there was no Titan, then Ah Xing's Tathagata Palm strike would have been more severe than the meteorite that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

The palm of the Tathagata struck by the real Tathagata Buddha is nothing more than this, right?

Almost everyone on the surface of the Eastern Hemisphere can see the Tathagata in the vacuum of the universe, which naturally includes Xiao Zhang who just rushed out of the Bagua furnace.

He has always been able to maintain his perception of the outside world. He can clearly see the images projected by Ling Yuner and the various vibrations caused by Cronus's big steps. However, he is at the most critical moment of promotion, so There is no way to rush out directly.

Then he was in a state of constant shock.

He was shocked when hundreds of missiles hit Kronos without causing any damage, to Wuying using nuclear weapons, to Xu Zhengyang suddenly having hundreds of innate grand master-level colleagues.

But this is normal. In Xiangjiang, there are people like Chen Haonan who have the opportunity to become an innate grand master. Hongfang is a land with vast resources and a population of hundreds of millions. If there is one less A Xing and Xu Zhengyang, there must be tens of thousands of A Xing and Xu Zhengyang.

But it was Ah Xing who was abnormal, and it was Ah Xing who shocked Xiao Zhang the most.

Neither Ling Yuner nor Xiao Zhang's perception ability, nor Uncle Feng who was trying his best to help Xiao Zhang refine the gods, did not see the appearance of the wet dream master, nor did he see the "Children's Rhymes Three" that fell out of Ah Xing's arms and turned naturally. "Hundreds of Songs".

They didn't even know that Ah Xing had sung just now. After all, from a normal point of view, only a lunatic would sing at such a time and on such an occasion.

Therefore, except Ah Xing himself, no one knew that Ah Xing had the power of the Tathagata Buddha because of the "Great Sun Tathagata Sutra" that revealed his true form. When he was about to explode with the power that could suppress his whole life, Ah Xing only He struck out a palm that was comparable to that of the Tathagata who came here in person.

"Who is the protagonist? Huh? Huh?"

Xiao Zhang's voice became louder and louder. His body had completed its evolution. His whole body was wrapped in golden body-hugging armor. There were red lines on the armor that were constantly flowing and flashing. He was smashed into pieces by accelerating and was called genuine by Uncle Feng. The gossip furnace rushed out.

The speed did not slow down, and he directly smashed the underwater world built by Ling Yuner, but he did not rush out of the sea directly, but rushed from the bottom of the sea to Cronus's location like a swimming fish.

His speed reached an unprecedented extreme. Even in the sea water, it exceeded the speed of sound. Explosions continued to roar behind him, and the sea water rose into the sky uncontrollably.

In fact, Xiao Zhang can be faster, and can even completely ignore the resistance of the sea water. He only needs to kiss Ling Yun'er when he rushes out of the Bagua furnace, and sucks away Ling Yun'er's demon pill. However, the problem is that he now knows that he has a fiancée, a fiancée who is unbelievably strong and unscientific, so he doesn't dare to kiss her.

Fortunately, he upgraded again and became the legendary Drought Demon zombie. The Drought Demon appeared thousands of miles away from Chidi. When Xiao Zhang jumped from the bottom of the sea to a distance of thousands of miles at supersonic speed, a large amount of seawater was directly evaporated due to his appearance. , the water vapor poured into his body but did not make him feel any swelling.

It's like a river that has dried up to the extreme. When the ocean pours into it, it can only wet the river bed first and then start to accumulate water.

Xiao Zhang's current body can hold the ultimate amount of energy, which is larger than any river in the world. He is not like a river on this planet, but like the Milky Way in the starry sky of the universe.

boom!

The impact shattered all materials including seawater, steam, air, silt, magma, etc. Xiao Zhang, who had flown for thousands of miles without losing any speed, hit Cronus's feet directly.

Others would worry that Ah Xing would destroy the world, but he was not worried at all, so he knew very well that even if Cronus, the sky-supporting giant, was knocked down by him, the world would not be destroyed because of Ah Xing's Tathagata Palm.

Let’s get rid of Cronus first.

The energy field that could withstand nuclear weapons was directly shattered by the impact of Xiao Zhang's body shell. This was a collision between rules and rules, not a purely physical impact.

The severe pain made Cronus roar. He held up the sky without making a sound because of the pain, but now he let out a howl that terrified Zeus and other gods.

"Haili, it's sea."

"What's there?"

"It's Xiao Zhang, it's Xiao Zhang."

Zeus and others saw through the sea water that submerged Cronus' feet, and saw Xiao Zhang hitting Cronus' feet. He only hit his feet instead of his legs, because the sea water was barely able to survive. Ronos's feet and ankles are above the sea.

"Do you want to take action?"

Zeus and others wanted Cronus to be killed, but they didn't want Cronus to be killed so easily.

At this moment, they finally understood one thing, and that was why the gods from the East did not appear to deal with them when they woke up again. Instead, they were just some 'mortals' fighting in ridiculous arena battles with them.

It turns out that from beginning to end, these mortals have been able to borrow the power of the Eastern gods.

Not only Ah Xing at this moment, but also the crazy woman who can kill in the land of gods with a sword. The Cihang Sword Code she uses is either Guanyin Bodhisattva, or the Eastern god known as Cihang Taoist. The power you possess?

"Do it."

Zeus shouted and rushed into the sea. Now he was not considering whether Cronus would kill them, but that after Cronus died, they would have to face these Eastern gods with power. And the mortals who have been truly activated.

Five gods rushed into the sea at the same time. They wanted to stop Xiao Zhang from taking action against Cronus, so that Cronus could continue to be "evenly matched" with Ah Xing.

The ten-thousand-foot-tall Titan god is like a pillar supporting the sky, with gods and mortals fighting at his feet.

Xiao Zhang, who originally wanted to take the opportunity to devour Cronus, met his opponent, and he was an unprecedentedly powerful opponent.

Although he is stronger than a drought-level zombie, in the final analysis, he is just a drought-level zombie. How can he defeat or even kill five gods with one against five?

These five gods have indeed been weakened to an extreme, but they are the main god-level gods and god-king-level gods in the true sense.

Zeus, Thor, Lucifer, Michael, and even the weakest Sif are actually the main gods in Norse mythology.

Uncle Feng was unable to fight anymore, and everyone in the Kung Fu Team also discovered the fight at Cronus' feet, but they were now powerless.

Ah Xing has the "Great Sun Tathagata Sutra" to help him explode, but the rest of the Kung Fu Team does not.

In the sea water that exploded with a bang, five figures appeared in the air. The four gods Zeus, Thor, Michael, and Lucifer surrounded Xiao Zhang, but Sif's body had sunk to the bottom of the sea.

There were many cracks in the golden armor on Xiao Zhang's body. He had just killed Xif instantly at the cost of his injuries.

"You deserve to die."

Thor was extremely angry. He had never been so angry when his father Odin was killed. The lightning in the thunder in his hand kept flashing.

Zeus also wanted to unleash all his power, and the thunder sword, which was forged by combining the two supreme artifacts of the Eternal Spear and Thunder, was also flashing with lightning.

Three pairs of huge white wings spread out from Michael's back, and the holy light dispersed between heaven and earth.

Three pairs of huge jet-black wings spread out from Lucifer's back, and his aura of depravity made the world feel like he was in hell.

The golden armor on Xiao Zhang's body had returned to its original state in this instant. Under the golden mask, his eyes were dark and red light flashed, his fangs were exposed, and golden hair began to appear on his body.

He directly entered the super state, which is also his strongest state, so he is capable of fighting, but the outcome is unpredictable.

The enemy also has Cronus, the ancient Titan king who can hold up the sky with his hands. Different from the power borrowed by Ah Xing, the power possessed by Cronus is truly his.

The situation is not good.

Weng...

The sound of the sword suddenly sounded, and Xiao Zhang was overjoyed: Is my fiancée about to appear?

I haven’t seen you in more than seventy years, and I still miss you a little.

Zeus and others also panicked. They also heard the sound of swords and thought of some possibility.

But the sudden sound made them all breathe a sigh of relief.

"I'm back."

It wasn't that crazy woman Ren Tingting, it was a man's voice, okay okay.

However, in an instant, they realized something was wrong, because a red sword suddenly flew over from the Kung Fu. It was the red sword that killed Heimdall with one sword before, and then defeated Gabriel with one sword. .

It was previously in the hands of Chen Haonan, a man in Causeway Bay, but now it suddenly appeared in front of a man with long white hair.

Who is this person?

He looks very similar to Chen Haonan. Isn't he Chen Haonan's father?

Hua Yingxiong is back.

Xiao Zhang was overjoyed but a little disappointed. My fiancée's role is too little. If I don't show up at this time, you will have no chance to appear. Do you know?

"Master."

Xiao Zhang, who had called him by his first name many times, shamelessly called him "master" at this time.

However, Hua Yingxiong ignored Xiao Zhang. He reached out and took the red sword out of thin air, and his voice was extremely gentle.

"Old friend, long time no see."

The red sword chirped softly in response, but a sword light emerged from thirty thousand miles away, spanning five continents and four oceans, carrying the power of mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, and enveloping the will of human martial arts.

This sword can cut through the sky, but there is no sky in the world, so it cuts towards the pillar supporting the sky.

The sword light flashed away, as if it had never appeared, but the pillar supporting the sky collapsed, and the body of the Titan God King Cronus was split into two, just like the Statue of Liberty in the Eagle Kingdom decades ago.

Zeus and the other gods stood stunned on the spot, this... was stronger than that mad woman, it was not as good as that mad woman coming over.

Hua Yingxiong, who stood with his sword sheathed, looked at Xiao Zhang, who was also standing there blankly.

"Good disciple, have you learned the lesson?"

"If you learn nothing, you will learn nothing."

Xiao Zhang was perfunctory, but he was very angry in his heart: Gan, I am really not the protagonist, you Hua Yingxiong is, Ah Xing is, Uncle Feng is, and Ren Tingting is. You are all the protagonists, but I am not.

"You can't fail after learning, you must learn." Hua Yingxiong's expression became serious: "Because if you can't learn, you will die."

kindness?

Xiao Zhang was stunned, why?

Then he noticed something. Cronus's body fell, but the sky did not fall. This was just as he had expected before. Ah Xing would not destroy the world.

but……

Looking up at the sky, Xiao Zhang saw the huge Tathagata standing in space. He was still there and had not disappeared because of the fall of Cronus.

Xiao Zhang, whose vision and sense of intelligence increased sharply after his improvement in strength, could even see Ah Xing in the Tathagata's Dharma Appearance. At this moment, his expression was extremely painful and he wanted to take back his right hand, but he could not.

The pillars holding up the sky have collapsed, but the sky is still there and will fall again.

And who will it hit this time?

Xiao Zhang suddenly remembered something. Hua Yingxiong had told him that it was best not to practice the Tiancan Magic Art, because the Tiancan Magic Art was destined to fight to the death with Tathagata Divine Palm.

"Hahahaha... Master, are you kidding me?"

Hua Yingxiong shook his head.

"Uncle Feng, Uncle Feng? Come out quickly, Hua Yingxiong has rebelled, and Ah Xing has also rebelled, Uncle Feng!"

Uncle Feng appeared behind Xiao Zhang, looking at Xiao Zhang's expressionless face, his mouth opening and closing like a machine, speaking slowly but clearly.

"Zombies are born from the grievances of heaven and earth. They are immortal, immortal, and immortal. They are abandoned by heaven and earth and are outside the six paths of reincarnation. They are hated by humans, hated by ghosts, hated by monsters, and abandoned by gods."

Xiao Zhang finally understood that these two guys were serious. From Master and Uncle Feng to two guys, it was no problem for him.

"Then why now?"

"Because you are too strong, and because you can become stronger."

"I am strong to save the world."

"The world doesn't really need you to save it."

"Then why didn't you kill me seventy years ago? Why didn't you kill me when I landed on Dongpingzhou?"

"I never thought about killing you, and I never thought that the world didn't need you to save it."

Oh, Uncle Feng didn’t rebel.

So Xiao Zhang looked at Hua Yingxiong.

"I am Tiansha Lone Star, just like you."

Oh, Hua Yingxiong didn’t rebel either.

"What about Ah Xing?"

"Axing can't control himself."

"So, it has nothing to do with whether I practice the Tiancan Divine Art or not?"

"Is such that."

Xiao Zhang pondered for a moment and looked again at the Tathagata standing in the universe, which was larger than the planet.

"Can he smash this planet to pieces with one slap?"

"No, but I can beat you to death."

"Can the three of us together withstand it?"

"not enough."

"And us."

The voices of everyone in the Kung Fu team suddenly rang out. They finally understood why Xiao Zhang was so strong, why the relationship between Xiao Zhang and Uncle Feng was not like uncle and nephew at all, why Xiao Zhang's immortal golden body looked so much like a zombie, but they didn't understand Xiao Zhang. There's nothing wrong with the fact that Zhang is a zombie.

Xiao Zhang laughed.

"Is that enough now?"

"It's still not enough. We can't hold it for such a long time and let you eat Cronus and them."

Those called them are Zeus and others who are standing still. They also want to run, but they dare not run. These mortals are really too terrifying. And they knew very well that not counting the guy holding the red sword, there was a more terrifying mortal who hadn't appeared yet.

Just when they had this idea, the person who made them feel even more terrifying finally appeared.

Ren Tingting arrived late but had been waiting for many years. Shengxue in white clothes appeared next to Xiao Zhang, and naturally took Xiao Zhang's right hand, and the warm and fragrant nephrite jade touched her right hand.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here."

Xiao Zhang turned his head and bumped into Zeus and other gods. The red light on the golden armor suddenly expanded, and the whole person was like a blooming red lotus, directly wrapping Zeus and other gods in it, and then crashed into two again. of Cronus.

eat.

I am determined to eat this soft meal.

When the red lotus skyrocketed, the Tathagata palm struck down again. This time it didn't strike from space, but from the height of ten thousand feet that Cronus had propped up before. Maybe it only took a moment. Beat Xiao Zhang into a pulp.

However, Hua Yingxiong, Uncle Feng, Ren Tingting, and the Kung Fu team members swarmed forward, and the momentum of Tathagata Palm's fall was slowed down. In fact, they were not the only ones. Ah Xing, who had used the Tathagata Palm, was also frantically withdrawing his strength.

He is in the vacuum of the universe, in a Dharma that is larger than the planet, and uses the palm of the Tathagata to face the Tathagata Buddha.

However, although the speed of Tathagata Divine Palm slowed down, it kept falling until it finally landed on the red lotus that was only three thousand feet in diameter.

When the two sides collided, the red lotus was continuously wiped away by the Tathagata's palm, from a radius of a thousand feet to a radius of a hundred feet, and then to a radius of ten feet...

Where the red lotus covered it, Zeus and other gods no longer existed, and Cronus's ten thousand feet long body no longer existed.

Only Xiao Zhang was left, rising into the sky when the red lotus shattered. The golden hair on his body did not look like a golden retriever, but like a monkey.

But this time there was no Wuzhishan, because the Tathagata's palm shattered in response.

It was not only the Tathagata's divine palm that was shattered, but also the Tathagata's Dharma standing in the universe, because Xiao Zhang rushed into the vacuum of the universe and crashed into it with his human body.

The size difference between the two is as big as the Milky Way compared to a grain of dust, but this dust is destined to be immortal, immortal, and immortal, while the immortals, gods, Buddhas, and gods have their annihilation and the twilight of the gods.

The Dharma is shattered, and clarity is restored between heaven and earth.

Ah Xing also regained his clarity, looked at Xiao Zhang's fist that he stretched out in front of his face and then retracted, and said sincerely: "Congratulations, when are the banquets going to be held?"