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Xiao Zhang's second boxing match will start in three days.

Judging from the preparation time, neither Dragon Gate nor the audience market has high expectations for this boxing match. After all, it is just a duel between masters of strength.

Boxing matches of this level are held every month in Longmen. When there are many disputes between major associations, there may even be more than one match every week.

When Xiao Zhang went to Longmen for the first time, he met four masters of energy transformation: Guo Ziheng, Abu, Ke Ke, and Chen Haonan.

Although two were beaten to death in one day, there were eight hundred Huajin masters dancing around in Xiangjiang, if not one thousand.

In addition to the popularity of clubs and boxing gyms here, there are also many people like Abu, Huang Fei, Frog, and A Xing who could not survive in the red side and came to Xiangjiang to develop.

In this world filled with demons and monsters, considering the population base of the red side, 1,800 Huajin masters are really nothing. (Note 1)

The real value starts with the master of Danjin.

Xiao Zhang felt that the Dan Jin master he was fighting now should be like the Ma Jun he used to fight Hua Jin, breaking his legs just as he said.

But some people don't think so, such as Zhao Rui and Huang Sir.

After receiving the news, Sir Huang immediately found Xiao Zhang and made an appointment to meet on the rooftop of a building.

"Ah Huang, tell me."

Xiao Zhang stood on the edge of the rooftop, looking at the cityscape of Xiangjiang with his hands behind his back, and his tone was also condescending.

Huang Sir, who was standing behind him, had the urge to sneak up on Xiao Zhang from behind and kick him down, but he knew very well that he couldn't kick Xiao Zhang down.

If he dared to kick him, he would definitely have his legs broken by Xiao Zhang, or even be thrown directly from the rooftop with his legs pulled away.

"Xiao Zhang, can you be more cautious in your actions?"

"Prudent? I have always felt that I am very cautious in doing things. I can't help it, my character is naturally cautious."

"???"

Huang Sir looked at Xiao Zhang's back and asked, "Do you have any misunderstanding about caution?"

Xiao Zhang asked without looking back: "How do you say it?"

Sir Huang took a deep breath.

"As soon as you entered the police academy, you singled out more than two hundred trainees. After you left the police academy and became an undercover agent, you went to boxing. You dared to fight even masters close to Dan Jin, and it was a dragon-men boxing match that could mean life or death. You Say, if you are beaten to death, how will I explain to Uncle Feng?"

Uncle Feng will thank you eight generations of ancestors.

"Haha..." Xiao Zhang laughed twice and asked, "Am I dead now?"

"..."

Huang Sir took a deep breath and said: "I don't know martial arts, and I don't know what level you are in, but I asked the instructor of the Flying Tigers. The strength you showed in that battle at school should be Close to Dan Jin’s level, the same as your opponent.”

"Since we are at the same level, the risk is very high. I don't want my people to die. Therefore, your undercover mission ends from now on. Get ready and go back to school. If you don't get good grades, start as a uniformed police officer." .”

Xiao Zhang turned around unexpectedly and looked seriously at Sir Huang, who had an equally serious expression.

To be honest, he was a little moved, but what about feelings?

"You said you want me to be an undercover agent, so I will be an undercover agent. If you told me to go back to school, I will go back to school. Why, I don't want to lose face?"

Huang Sir had already anticipated Xiao Zhang's reaction and suddenly laughed.

"Then I'll ask Uncle Feng to tell you?"

"Uncle Feng, I'm so scared."

Xiao Zhang looked disdainful because it was impossible for Sir Huang to know the complicated relationship between him and Uncle Feng.

Huang Sir really doesn't know this. When his trump card is useless, he can only use emotion and reason.

"Xiao Zhang, it's a good thing that you have this confidence. I know the reason why you are not afraid, just like how you dared to challenge more than two hundred students in the school before, because you know you can win. But what happens next? Close Dan You are not afraid of masters of Jin, but what about Dan Jin?"

Huang Sir recalled the information he had and looked at Xiao Zhang as he spoke seriously.

"Your opponent is called Ahu. He is originally from South Vietnam and has only been in Xiangjiang for a year. He has two brothers, the second brother Tony, nicknamed Wild Wolf, and the eldest brother nicknamed Brother Zha. The three of them call themselves the South Vietnamese Gang. My subordinates have taken in many South Vietnamese people who are living in Xiangjiang."

"But the three of them act more arrogant than you. They dare to offend no matter which society they belong to. They dare to grab anyone's territory and swallow anyone's goods. They often take advantage of others. thing."

"If it weren't for Ahu's strength close to that of Danjin, Yelang is suspected of having achieved Danjin. The three of them and their South Vietnamese gang would have been hacked to death by those societies long ago. So, even if you killed Ahu , and also have to face wild wolves, the three of them are brothers, and their relationship is very deep."

"The most important thing is that these three people don't follow the rules of the world at all. If they can't beat you in the boxing ring, they will use any means to kill you. Even if you are covered in iron, what will happen?"

Xiao Zhang laughed after listening to the information provided by Huang Sir.

"You clearly know that these South Vietnamese gangs of scumbags, wild dogs, and kittens are unscrupulous desperadoes, so why don't you just arrest them?"

"It's Brother Zha, Wild Wolf, and Ahu."

After Huang Sir corrected him, he said helplessly: "You martial arts practitioners, don't you often say that a gun is faster than a person seven steps away? I really want to catch them, but they are not made of dough. I can do it with a gun. Let the three of them be arrested. If something big happens because of their arrest, I have no problem writing a report, but those innocent people...how to save them? The most important thing is, do you think it is so easy to find evidence? "

"Xiao Zhang, I also want to remind you that Xiangjiang is a place that values ​​law and evidence."

Does this mean that as long as I don’t leave any evidence when I do things, I can act lawlessly like an outsider?

Xiao Zhang instantly understood what Huang Sir meant, and regardless of whether it was right or not, he had done this before.

There are no surveillance cameras in Longmen. In addition to the fact that technological development has not yet reached the level, those who go to Longmen to watch boxing matches and fight boxing matches do not want surveillance cameras to record evidence of their crimes.

The only sign of life and death that may leave evidence is that Xiao Zhang will cover his fingers with a special film before signing to avoid leaving his own fingerprints.

The source of the special film is, of course, Sir Huang.

"Yes, you can't arrest them directly. You need evidence and the power to control them." Xiao Zhang spread his hands and said: "As long as I continue to be an undercover agent, I will have all of these, so what can you refuse?"

Sir Huang was silent.

"A gun is faster than a man seven steps away. This saying is very true."

After Xiao Zhang agreed, he put forward a different opinion: "But within seven steps, I think the gun is accurate and fast. So, Sir Huang, when can you give me a gun? I am honored after all." How can the Hong Kong Royal Police not have guns?"

"You know how to call me Sir Huang now?" Sir Huang smiled and said, "I'm sorry, undercover agents can't carry guns."

"It's 1990, and there are still people who look down on undercover police officers. Undercover police officers are also police officers. Ah Huang, this is professional discrimination. I'm going to report you."

"..." Huang Sir said helplessly: "Xiao Zhang, do you want me to find a psychiatrist for you? I feel like you... have some problems."

You are eating hot pot and singing songs, and suddenly you are transported to the Republic of China period.

After finally getting used to a world without the Internet, he tried his best to become the son-in-law of Ren's family, and formed an armed force to prepare for his ambition.

Suddenly, he was bitten to death by Mao Zheng who popped out out of nowhere.

I met Uncle Jiu who had extraordinary power and wanted to become his disciple, but he was told that his intentions were not upright and he would not accept it.

Turned into a zombie and gained extraordinary powers, but your brother suddenly fell asleep.

You want to find the relatively familiar Uncle Jiu to save your brother, but Uncle Jiu mistakenly thinks you are a zombie looking for death. He chases you and catches you and you can only throw yourself into the sea.

After jumping into the sea, he was lucky enough to survive, but found that he was a zombie and couldn't swim, so he could only drift with the current.

After finally waking up, I found that 70 years had passed. From the troubled times to the prosperous times, what good could happen to the zombies in the prosperous times?

You thought that after sleeping for 70 years, the grass on Uncle Jiu's grave was taller than yours. But it turned out that Uncle Jiu secretly became immortal, changed his name to Uncle Feng, and lived from the early years of the Republic of China to 1990. He even lived in Dongping like a fortune teller. The island blocks you.

Tell me, do you need a psychiatrist?

Thinking of this, Xiao Zhang suddenly felt that maybe he should see a psychiatrist.

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Note 1: From now on, we will all refer to it as the red side, everyone who understands will understand.