Hong Kong variety show starting from zombies

"play soccer?"

Ah Xing stood up suddenly, holding a wine bottle in one hand and a wine glass in the other. There was an obvious light in his eyes, as if there were two fireflies hidden in them.

"You mean...playing football?"

"Yes, I said, you teach me how to play football."

Xiao Zhang was not surprised that A Xing's eyes could shine, because he could too, but one was a black light and the other was a golden light.

"If I teach you to play football, doesn't that count as teaching you Kung Fu?"

"Of course, playing football is playing football, and Kung Fu is Kung Fu. No serious person can use Kung Fu to play football, can you?"

Ah Xing began to ponder, and the brilliance in his eyes returned to silence.

"I don't know how, but what I taught you, can you really only use it to play football?"

"Of course, what you taught me, I will only use it to play football."

Ah Xing is not an idiot, so he caught the key point of Xiao Zhang's words.

When it comes to things like kung fu, which ones can be considered taught and which ones can be considered learned by oneself?

But he did not argue with this sentence, because he knew very well that arguing would make no sense.

The power of words is pale, and A Xing never expects others to be as principled as him.

"Why do you have to learn martial arts?"

Hearing this question, Xiao Zhang pondered slightly.

Why learn martial arts?

Logically speaking, he knew Uncle Feng, a Taoist, and there were indeed demons and ghosts in this world.

Ahu, who was killed by him in this boxing match, had the possibility of turning into a ghost for some reasons, but Longmen should be very experienced in dealing with these things, so he was not worried.

Since there are powers more powerful than martial arts, these powers should be pursued.

It would be unwise to give up watermelon for sesame seeds.

But Xiao Zhang's choice is actually very wise, because not everyone with extraordinary power will be as easy to talk to as Uncle Feng, and they still have some old friendships with him.

Xiao Zhang was indeed chased by Uncle Feng and fell into the sea and slept for seventy years, but there were some misunderstandings at the time, which was also the reason for his own Meng Lang.

When he woke up and landed in Dongpingzhou seventy years later, Uncle Feng, who had known this in advance, blocked him, but did not directly kill him as a zombie because of the conflict between good and evil. This was already very humane.

If it were anyone else, even if they didn't kill him directly, they would probably study why he mutated.

The immortality brought by zombies is not valued by extraordinary people, because after becoming a zombie, you will lose your intelligence. But if you maintain your intelligence while becoming a zombie, how many people would want to become a zombie?

In this case, Xiao Zhang needs a lot of money, power, and enough strength to ensure that when he pursues a power more powerful than martial arts, he will not be killed or used as a guinea pig for research. .

Therefore, martial arts must be learned.

"Because...I think I have amazing bones and am a unique martial arts prodigy. It's up to me to maintain world peace, so I hope you can feel that you are destined to me. What martial arts secrets and one hundred years of innate internal strength can you tell me?" Pass them all to me, of course, you can also sell them to me.”

Ah Xing looked at Xiao Zhang expressionlessly.

"Well, to be honest, because I like martial arts very much, I think I am also very talented."

Xiao Zhang put down the bottle of wine in his hand, stood up, walked to the center of the deck, and performed the Arhat Fist in a precise manner.

During this process, Ah Xing sat back on the chair and sipped his wine while watching.

Snap, snap, snap.

The empty sound of Ming Jin and the inarticulateness of Dark Jin were both demonstrated by Xiao Zhang during the practice of Luohan Quan.

The most important thing is the Shaolin Luohan Boxing, which is called textbook level by Huang Fei and Frog.

"Call it done."

Xiao Zhang stood firmly without blushing or breathing, and looked at Ah Xing.

"Yes, you are indeed very talented."

Ah Xing acknowledged it.

Xiao Zhang laughed.

"Can you teach me martial arts then?"

"Didn't you say you want to learn to play football?"

"Same, using Shaolin Kung Fu to play football sounds very exciting."

"It's really exciting, and Shaolin Kungfu is really good, really good, but..."

Axing looked at Xiao Zhang. He was obviously not as old as Xiao Zhang, but his expression looked like he was looking at a junior.

"I'm sorry, but you can't learn my skills."

"Why?"

"Because there's something wrong with you."

I beep you beep beep beep beep.

Uncle Feng said there was something wrong with me, you also said there was something wrong with me, everyone said there was something wrong with me.

What's wrong?

There must be something wrong with zombies?

Xiao Zhang was a little angry for a while. He wished he could hold a heavy machine gun and shoot Ah Xing to death, and then go to Dongpingzhou to shoot Uncle Feng to death.

If you don't like me, if you say there's something wrong with me, I'll kill you all.

But in a flash, he remembered that he had found some information these days, and described the description of zombies: Zombies are born from the resentment of the world and the world. They are immortal, immortal, and immortal. They are abandoned by the world and are outside the six paths of reincarnation.

Axing felt Xiao Zhang's anger and sighed helplessly.

"Actually, everyone has secrets, and I have some secrets just like you, so this is not the reason why I don't want to teach you martial arts."

"What's the reason for that?"

"It's because you can't learn it. No matter how I teach you, you can't learn it."

"How will you know if you don't try?" Xiao Zhang said a wise saying: "If you don't even have dreams as a human being, what's the difference between you and a salted fish?"

Axing shook his head and said: "Some things can have dreams, and some things are just fantasies. Well... let's put it this way, you don't have a Buddha's heart in your body, so you will never be able to practice my martial arts."

If I, a zombie, have a Buddha mind, what does that mean?

Come to Buddha?

"You can teach me some martial arts that don't require the Buddha's mind. Maybe I will have the Buddha's mind as I practice. Isn't there a saying that puts down the butcher's knife and becomes a Buddha immediately? Although I don't have a butcher's knife in my hand, I can still hold it. Get up and put it down again."

"Don't joke, because this joke is very dangerous for you." Axing said with a very serious expression: "You don't need the martial arts of the Buddha's heart, and you don't need me to teach you. You can go to the library and find the secret books yourself. , and then you can practice it with persistence, or you can go to those boxing gyms, there are many boxing gyms in Xiangjiang Club Shaolin Kung Fu.”

The Tathagata Divine Palm is amazing, right?

Xiao Zhang did not give up, but he also knew that it would be impossible to succeed today, so he changed the topic.

"If you don't want to teach, don't teach. I will learn on my own. However, can you tell me how good you are?"

After changing the topic, Ah Xing's expression became much more relaxed and he shook the bottle in his hand.

"Get another bottle, no, two bottles."

"okay."

Two bottles of good wine are presented.

I don't know whether it was because of his high martial arts skills or his ability to drink, but A Xing didn't feel drunk at all even after drinking a lot.

"Actually, I'm not that powerful. I've just reached the innate realm and can do two Shaolin Powerful Vajra Kicks."

Haha, Tathagata Divine Palm didn't dare to say it out loud, was it because he was afraid of being embarrassed?

Xiao Zhang continued to ask questions.

"Then after reaching the innate realm, can you live forever? Can you ascend to immortality? Can you become a Buddha and become an ancestor? Or shatter the void? Have you ever heard of flying with a sword? Is there really a Tathagata Buddha in this world?"

A series of questions were thrown out by Xiao Zhang.

He did not ask questions like Huang Fei and Frog, but chose to ask Ah Xing, who was unfamiliar with them, just because those two martial arts were abolished, and the gap between his talent and Ah Xing was also very big.

Ah Xing also lived up to his three bottles of good wine and tens of thousands of wine bottles.

"Immortality is a relative term. Based on the lifespan of a normal person and the aging rate of the body, it can barely be regarded as immortality."

"We cannot ascend to immortality, nor can we become Buddhas and ancestors, because we are practicing martial arts, not Buddhism or Taoism. But according to legend, martial arts training can break the void."

"I've heard of flying with a sword, but I don't know how to do it, and I haven't seen it before."

"Tathagata Buddha...my master said there is, but I haven't seen it, so I can't say there is."

Xiao Zhang suddenly became confused.

Then should I choose Uncle Feng's Ascension to Immortality or Ah Xing's Shattered Void?

Thanks to Jerry the Fish (1500 coins) and Meow Star Reader (100 coins) for the reward.