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Xiao Zhang turned around suddenly, but there was no one behind him.

But the coolness was always there, and it came from behind.

Xiao Zhang turned around again and saw an old man floating outside the balcony on the second floor, staring at him playfully, and the coolness came from his body.

not good.

Xiao Zhang was shocked inside.

Not because this old ghost can actually fly.

It wasn't because the old man was too fast. He came from the gate to the office building in the blink of an eye, and he was still in front of himself on the second floor.

Not even because there was still sunlight at sunset, but this old man ran out of the shadows as if he was not afraid.

But because...

Xiao Zhang didn't know what expression he should use now.

Panic mask?

Poker face?

The reason is that Xiao Zhang doesn't know if he should see this old ghost now. After all, he is acting as an ordinary person now, not a zombie with gifted yin and yang eyes.

But looking at the old man's face, it didn't look weird or scary.

There were no abnormalities in the locations where the talismans were drawn in Xiao Zhang's memory.

He still decided to pretend not to see it, his eyes were not focused, and he continued to look in the direction of the suddenly closed door, as if through the old man's body.

A surprised expression appeared on his face.

"Why is it so cold suddenly?"

The behavior of talking to oneself is a bit strange, but in a place like this, and just saw the scene of the door suddenly closing automatically, it can be regarded as an act of emboldening myself.

"Is there really a ghost?"

The expression on Xiao Zhang's face suddenly became arrogant again.

"It's better to be a female ghost. If it's a male ghost, I'll beat you to death."

After saying something viciously, Xiao Zhang stretched out his hand to support him on the balcony on the second floor, jumped up lightly and jumped directly.

There was a dull thud.

Xiao Zhang landed firmly, without even bending his knees to release the force, showing his strong physical fitness.

This scene made the old man ghost, who was still floating outside the balcony on the second floor and had almost bumped into Xiao Zhang just now, have a surprised expression on his face.

Know martial arts?

But the expression of surprise was fleeting.

So what if you know martial arts?

As far as the power of Qi and blood in your body is concerned, it will only reach the level of Ming Jin if you can hold it to death.

The old ghost slowly floated down and followed Xiao Zhang, as if to see what Xiao Zhang was going to do.

Xiao Zhang walked slowly to the iron gate and stretched out his hand to pull the closed gate. The force was not strong, but without a lock, such a gate should be opened easily.

Even with a little force, it still couldn't be pulled.

Xiao Zhang's expression became strange, as if he couldn't figure out why he couldn't open the door.

Two hands stretched out from the side and inserted into the fence grid between the two iron doors. It was like an old man holding the two iron doors with all his strength, and a joking expression appeared on his face again.

He didn't know that Xiao Zhang's strange expression was because of his weird posture.

Is there something wrong? Is this how the ghost lock door is locked?

So how did the ghost hit the wall?

Xiao Zhang pondered for a moment, and he found that apart from his speed, this old ghost didn't seem to be as powerful as he imagined, and he didn't look like an evil ghost.

If it is just a subjective guess, Xiao Zhang will certainly not make such a judgment. After all, he also likes to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger.

But because there is a sealing talisman in this winery, and it looks like it was written by Uncle Feng, the winery owner named Song Cai did not die in the winery even though he came and went so many times.

Xiao Zhang can definitely make such a judgment.

Then there is no need to test it again.

Just give it a try.

Xiao Zhang quickly walked to the connection between the iron gate and the wall, and stretched out his hand directly towards the black talisman above that looked like a mural.

This action shocked the old man.

"ah!"

A shrill scream suddenly sounded.

The old ghost suddenly appeared next to Xiao Zhang. When he opened his mouth and let out a ghostly cry, his whole face also underwent inhuman changes.

The two corners of the mouth were pulled apart to the sides, directly to the base of the ears. The originally normal teeth turned into fangs, and the entire face turned green, as if it had been sprinkled with fluorescent powder.

The nose becomes as big as an onion.

Two eyeballs were forced out of their sockets, staring at Xiao Zhang with bloodshot eyes.

"Holy shit!"

Xiao Zhang was really frightened. His hand reaching for the talisman suddenly turned around and punched the old man on the onion nose.

Bang.

The impact is also very real.

The old man's head was like a rubber ball, and was knocked away by the punch, leaving his body and hitting him more than thirty meters away.

But his body still stayed in place, and the hands that stretched out to interpret the word "baring teeth and claws" along with his face were also frozen there as if they couldn't see the target.

Xiao Zhang was frightened again.

Is this ghost so weak?

Although he was a little dazed, his body's reaction did not stop. He reached out and grabbed the old man's hands.

You can indeed touch it, and it feels no different from a real person, except that the body temperature is very low, at most only zero degrees.

With a vigorous stir, the old man's body twisted, from facing Xiao Zhang to facing away from Xiao Zhang.

Kick the crook of the knee with your foot and press hard with your hand.

The old man's body knelt down, his hands behind his back were locked by Xiao Zhang, making it difficult to move.

But Xiao Zhang did not relax, because the old man's head was missing.

The touch from his hand was constantly switching between reality and reality, as if the old man's body could turn into a wisp of smoke and disappear at any time, just like the head.

But for reasons unknown to Xiao Zhang, the old man couldn't escape.

"You are not a martial artist, you are a Taoist!"

The gloomy old voice sounded in the courtyard, making it difficult for Xiao Zhang to grasp the direction.

"come out."

Xiao Zhang is not afraid at all now. If beating ghosts is the same as beating people, then what do ghosts have to be afraid of?

"Why should I come out?"

"If you don't come out, I'll kill you."

"Hehehe...I've been dead a long time ago, why are you afraid of death?"

"Yeah?"

Xiao Zhang stepped on the old man's calf and crushed it hard, and his hands also exerted force at the same time.

"Hey, yo... It's broken, it's broken, it's going to be broken."

"come out."

"Young man, why don't you know how to respect the old and love the young? Do you know how many years have passed since I died? When I died, you were not born yet."

Respect the old and love the young?

That's because you respect me.

Xiao Zhang didn't answer and continued to exert his strength.

"It's broken, it's really broken, it hurts, it hurts... I'm coming out, I'm coming out."

A head suddenly appeared about ten meters away from Xiao Zhang. Although it had no body, it was still floating in the air. The height was no different from when it had a body.

"I ask, you answer."

Xiao Zhang did not let go, but only regained some strength.

"Was this a Japanese soldier's club before?"

"yes."

"The previous hauntings were also those Japanese ghosts?"

"yes."

"Where are they now?"

"They were sealed by a policeman. Let me tell you, that policeman is very powerful. He asked me to look at the sealing talisman here. If you dare to kill me, he will definitely come and kill you."

Sure enough, it was Uncle Feng, but why was it just a seal instead of directly killing these ghosts?

"So, you are a good ghost?"

"Yes, yes, I am a good ghost. The police all say that I am a good ghost. Let go and I will tell you slowly. Young man, do you want some tea? I know where there is good tea. Or have a cup? I The worst wine stored here is fifty years old."

The old man's words made Xiao Zhang suddenly think of something.

"Is there any treasure here?"

"Yes, there are several tons of gold, as well as jewelry and antiques. Let me go and I will help you dig it out. No, I will just take it out for you, because I can escape and you don't need to dig it out."

"Does the policeman know about the treasure?"

"I don't know. I just found out that the policeman hasn't been here since that time."

"So, you can't contact him at all?"

"..."

Xiao Zhang was even happier.

"First bring some treasure out and let me take a look."

"But my hand is where you are, how can I take it? Give it back to me first."

"You still have a mouth."

"..."