Hong Kong variety show starting from zombies

"idiot!"

"idiot."

"Retarded!"

"Sand sculpture!"

It was Xiao Zhang who cursed, and it was Xiao Zhang who was scolded.

Of course I was scolding myself because I was sick, and the illness was not serious.

He was not to blame for the first accident. Not long after he had just traveled to that era, he learned that people like Uncle Jiu existed near the town. He also saw the zombies turned into by the previous generation of the Ren family and were beaten to death and burned. There was a female ghost who was also suppressed or destroyed by Uncle Jiu...

Why did a Maozong suddenly pop out?

It's not his fault for the second accident, because he didn't have the habit of talking to himself, so he didn't realize in advance that he couldn't speak.

After suddenly turning into a zombie, something happened to the little brother again. In addition, affected by the resentment of being 'buried alive', his mind was really confused, so Meng Lang ran directly to Uncle Jiu's house.

The third time I was blocked by Uncle Feng, I couldn't blame him.

Uncle Jiu knew it, and Uncle Feng knew it. How could he have imagined that in this world, Uncle Jiu and Uncle Feng were the same person, immortal and about to ascend to immortality.

It's not that I'm too stupid, it's that my enemies are too strong and can tell fortunes.

But this time...

Xiao Zhang had to scold himself.

After killing the Dongxing Crow, Xiao Zhang threw the Crow's body out of the window, landing right in front of his colleagues.

This wasn't about tricking his colleagues into being mobbed by Crow's minions.

After all, this is a society governed by the rule of law. Let alone the power outage, it is difficult for Crow's brothers to form a fighting force without being seen. Even when there is no power outage, they dare not really fight against Xiao Zhang's colleagues for the corpse of Crow. Take action.

Chen Haonan's younger brother is still possible.

A boss like Crow?

forget it.

The reason why the corpse was still there was that Xiao Zhang decided to be more cautious in the future.

The purpose is to prevent crows from becoming too resentful and turning into ghosts after their death.

Although Xiao Zhang can fight ghosts, it is definitely good to save some trouble.

In this world where there are demons, ghosts and even gods, so many criminals with deep grievances did not turn into ghosts after their death, which shows that the Xiangjiang police must have certain capabilities to solve this problem.

Whether they know it or not.

The severe pain in both arms still existed, and the defense and recovery power that he was proud of after turning into a zombie could not be said to be nothing in front of the sword light that was not fully withstood.

After all, there was no blood and no real scars, just a lot of pain inside.

From an internal perspective, there is a force that penetrates the skin and enters the muscles and bones, wreaking havoc and destruction, while Xiao Zhang's body's self-healing ability is also constantly at work.

In the process of damage and self-healing, that force continues to diminish.

This allowed Xiao Zhang to hold the steering wheel with both hands and continue driving. His first destination was the pier, and his second destination was Dongpingzhou.

Although the possibility of having a boat at this time was too small, even if he was swimming, he had to rush to Dongpingzhou to find Uncle Feng.

"When I turned into a zombie, Guan Gong jumped out and chopped me."

"When I turned into human form, Guan Gong disappeared."

"In other words, he only kills zombies, or monsters?"

"But the problem is... even if I maintain my human form, my essence is still a zombie. I can't say that I really become a human when I put away my fangs, right?"

"Then why is my body temperature so low, and why is the color of my blood leaning toward black?"

Xiao Zhang had too many puzzles, so he went to Uncle Feng to find out.

To this day.

Especially since the talisman just blocked Guan Gong's sword, he was completely sure that Uncle Feng was not going to kill him at all, at least not until he turned into a real evil heretic. Uncle Feng would not kill him.

Maybe it's because of the guilt of chasing him into the sea seventy years ago, maybe because of the regret that he didn't protect himself well and turned into a zombie, maybe because of the plan to let himself help slay demons, maybe because Because I am about to die, I want to find a successor...

The reason doesn't really matter.

"Uncle Feng said he can fly with a sword, why didn't he come to me?"

Xiao Zhang had many questions, and while they kept coming up, his cell phone finally rang.

Not Uncle Feng.

It's Sir Huang.

Xiao Zhang, who originally didn't want to talk to him, thought that he had just killed another person and still had to rely on Huang Sir to say something nice in front of Uncle Feng, so he still answered the call.

There was a moment of silence after the call was connected. After a while, Sir Huang spoke.

"Aren't you going to tell me something?"

"What do you want me to say?"

"You...the things you said to me before were all just to numb me?"

"No, Ah Huang, you have misunderstood."

"Then why kill the crow?"

If it were Xiao Zhang before being chopped down by Guan Gong, he would definitely not admit it now. Anyway, he didn't leave any evidence when he killed the crow, and he prepared an alibi in advance.

But now, Xiao Zhang's mentality has changed somewhat.

There is a god three feet above your head.

There really is.

"I don't know what you are talking about, but I know that the duel between masters is actually very dangerous. A careless moment can directly determine life and death."

Xiao Zhang was vague because he was afraid that Sir Huang's recording would leave clues.

Huang Sir also instantly understood what Xiao Zhang meant. After pondering for a moment, he asked: "Is this really the case?"

"It really couldn't be truer."

"What happened to the power outage? Did you prepare night vision goggles in advance?"

"Power outage? Where is the power outage? I don't know. I really don't have night vision goggles or anything like that, but I really want to buy one. Ah Huang, what do you recommend?"

Huang Sir took a deep breath and said: "The crow spread the news in advance. The entire Dongxing and even Hongxing know that you are going to find the crow. The crow is also waiting for you. Now the crow is dead... Xiao Zhang , we pay attention to evidence when doing things, but some people don’t need evidence. Do you think you can withstand Dongxing’s revenge?”

"Ah Huang, you catch bad guys every day. You should have arrested people from Dongxing and Hongxing, right?" Xiao Zhang asked, "Then are you afraid of their revenge?"

"I'm not afraid because I am the Hong Kong Royal Police."

"It's not a coincidence, it's me too."

Huang Sir fell into silence again, and after a while he said: "I can only find a way to prevent my colleagues from causing trouble for you. You can handle other things by yourself. I won't teach you how to do things anymore. Anyway, You won’t listen either. But I hope what you said is true, because I don’t want to lead someone to arrest you one day.”

"As long as you have this awareness, I will give you a big reward in a few days."

Xiao Zhang didn't just say it casually. After being slashed by Guan Gong, he was extremely eager to learn Maoshan Taoism from Uncle Feng.

If you want to learn Maoshan Taoism, you have to become a police officer again.

The sooner the undercover mission ends, the greater the credit will be, and the more energetic Uncle Feng will be in teaching.

But now there is another question: He killed someone and offended Guan Gong, will Uncle Feng fall out?

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Zhang continued driving.

When he answered the phone before, he parked the car on the side of the road. This is a good habit and must be remembered.

Seat belts must also be worn.

The vehicle started again and soon arrived at the pier closest to Dongpingzhou.

It was already past five o'clock in the morning, and although the sun had not risen yet, the sky was already dimly bright.

Xiao Zhang got off the car and came to the edge of the pier, but did not see the ferry he wanted. After all, Dongpingzhou is just a small place with little traffic.

Just when Xiao Zhang was hesitating whether to wait a little longer, swim directly to Dongpingzhou, or call Uncle Feng first.

He was once again stunned.

On the sea level, a dark shadow came quickly.

Xiao Zhang's super eyesight allowed him to clearly see that it was not a seabird or a UFO.

But a person.

Uncle Feng walks with a sword.

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