Hong Kong variety show starting from zombies

In a world with zombies and ghosts, there must be monsters.

"Don't worry, boss, monsters are so rare."

"Yes, especially with the continuous development of science and technology and the continuous destruction of the natural ecology by humans, it is more difficult to evolve from animals and plants into monsters than to ascend to immortality."

The words of Huang Fei and Frog did not reassure Xiao Zhang.

"So, if I meet a monster, it must be an old monster that has lived for hundreds or even thousands of years?"

"Well...in theory, that's the case."

You don't need to ask to know that a monster's strength must be related to its age.

Just like Xiao Zhang himself.

As a zombie, even if you don't learn martial arts or practice any Taoist techniques such as corpse refining, you only need to find a place with strong Yin and evil spirits and sleep for tens or hundreds of years to evolve directly.

However, this method of evolution is too slow.

He slept in the sea with heavy Yin Qi for seventy years before he evolved from a green zombie to a hairy zombie. If he wanted to evolve into a flying zombie, he didn't know how many years he would have to sleep.

In terms of the current speed of human technological development.

If Xiao Zhang evolves into a flying zombie in this way, when he wakes up again, he will most likely have to face threats such as aerial fighters and space battleships.

Even if Feizheng can ignore bullets and even cannonballs, can he ignore energy weapons such as lasers?

So he wants to learn martial arts, so he wants to embrace Uncle Feng’s lap, so he wants to make money so that he can buy a space battleship in the future.

"It's okay boss, we have never seen a monster in all these years."

"Yes, boss. Our master was injured by a monster and later died. It is just a rumor. The master has never told us personally. He also said that monsters are difficult to encounter."

You are you and I am me.

If I act so arrogantly, sooner or later I will attract monsters.

Xiao Zhang is still very self-aware in this regard.

"Okay, you guys go ahead and prepare the medicinal ingredients. How long will it take for me to take my next medicinal bath?"

"Logically speaking, you should wait for a month, but boss, your talent is unique. Like our fifth junior brother, you can try it once a week."

"Yes." Frog kept adding to Huang Fei: "We will judge whether you, boss, can absorb more medicinal power based on the residual medicinal residue after the medicinal bath. As long as you can absorb about 50% of the medicinal power, you can take the medicine once a week. Take a bath. When it can no longer be absorbed, you can change the prescription for the next stage."

The human body is resistant to drugs.

But zombies don't.

However, Xiao Zhang didn't say anything. He planned to take another dip and then directly say that his cultivation level had improved, and asked Huang Fei and Frog to prepare the prescription for the next stage.

Mainly because I have no money.

A medicated bath of this level costs 500,000 yuan per pot, and he has to buy a winery. How can he have the money to take a medicated bath in the next stage?

So tonight, I still have to go to Zhao Rui's house.

No matter what Zhao Rui paid attention to, the 500 million cash should be real.

"Okay, you can continue collecting medicinal materials. If you run out of money, tell me."

Xiao Zhang waved and left.

Although there was no money left this time, Huang Fei and Frog were in an unprecedented good mood.

"According to the boss's physique and talent, it will take at most one year to practice to the point of transforming strength. The Iron Head Skill and the Golden Bell Cover Iron Cloth Shirt will be able to reach the great state of entering the palace. You can get more than 20 million."

"Is it just over 20 million?"

A glimmer of light flashed on Frog's glasses, he looked at Huang Fei and asked: "Elder brother, is more than 20 million enough for us to support ourselves in our old age?"

Huang Fei shook his head.

"It was definitely enough before, but it's not enough now, so..."

"So, I went to find the second senior brother. When his whirlwind ground kick is used, it is much more powerful than the Arhat Fist."

"Then I'll find Fourth Junior Brother. His ghost grappler is also very good."

"What about Sixth Junior Brother?" Frog asked: "His Qinggong floats on the water, and the boss must be particularly fond of it."

Huang Fei pondered: "The problem is, Qinggong floating on water requires internal energy, so it's useless to find the sixth junior brother now."

Frog suddenly said with dissatisfaction: "It would be great if the fifth junior brother could help. He must have cultivated to the innate realm and be able to let the boss directly cultivate the inner energy. And he knows many more martial arts than us. Each one costs ten million, and he can learn it in minutes." Billions."

"You can't say that. It's a good thing that the fifth junior brother talks about principles. Otherwise, we would all..." Huang Fei sighed: "Besides, the boss knows that taking the fifth junior brother's path will make us stronger. Even if we call the fifth junior brother Come here, the fifth junior brother is also willing to teach the skills, but the boss will not be willing to accept it in a short time."

"Hmph..." Frog said, "It would be the same without him. The two of us have the indestructible body magic skill, and the second, fourth, and sixth brothers also all have advanced secret skills."

"Yes, there are so many unique skills that the boss should be able to learn."

…

Xiao Zhang has not thought about the issue of advanced skills for the time being.

According to the introductions of Huang Fei and Frog, he can be sure that he has reached the first level of Tietou Kung Fu and the Iron Cloth Shirt with a Golden Bell Cover.

If he didn't have other things to do, he would want to find a place to give it a try now.

It's also because conditions don't allow it.

Cold weapons such as swords, guns, swords and halberds can be easily obtained by him and then used for experiments, but firearms are really difficult to obtain based on his current strength and connections.

Zhao Rui has guns.

But they all come from formal channels. In this world, Xiangjiang has a gun license and every bullet is registered.

Moreover, they are all small-caliber pistols and have little effect when used for experiments.

"Zhongxinyi seems to have a lot of guns."

The second thing Xiao Zhang has to do is related to loyalty and righteousness.

He has not forgotten what Crow Crow told him before he died. Although there is no evidence for this matter, does he need evidence?

After replacing the Mazda with a Mercedes-Benz, Xiao Zhang, Wuji and Ahua bought three cars, all of which were Mercedes-Benz, one for each of the three of them.

Although Xiao Zhang's car can continue to drive and Zhao Rui has not mentioned going back, it still needs to be returned to Zhao Rui.

It’s not that we have to separate the relationship, but it’s not difficult to borrow something and borrow it again.

Anyway, cars in Xiangjiang are cheap, so even though he is short of money, he still has this.

For Wuying and Ahua, they were much more relaxed than before when accepting these two Mercedes-Benzes.

Before, they didn't get any credit at all and got a lot of benefits, but last night they got some credit.

But these two boys were very smart. They didn't say anything or ask anything, as if they had completely forgotten what Xiao Zhang told them to do early this morning.

After buying the car, he asked someone to return Zhao Rui's car, and Xiao Zhang drove his new car to the destination alone.

The day passed before I knew it.

Huang Sir did not come to trouble him, nor did the police come to trouble him. Uncle Feng did not know whether he had contacted Sir Huang, nor did he come to trouble him.

Even Chen Haonan, who Xiao Zhang expected to call him to ask, also did not contact him.

It can only show that Chen Haonan is much smarter than he expected.

But Xiao Zhang believed that after tonight, Chen Haonan would not be able to help but call him.

Not only Chen Haonan, there should be some other people coming to him.

Because he bought a vintage clock along the way.

The loyal and loyal Dalian Lian Haolong celebrates his birthday today.