Honghuang comparison: Nuwa, you are so lucky to have such a husband

Chapter 17: Love Idiot Di Jun

Li Qingsong held the hands of Nuwa and Hou Tu at the same time and said shamelessly:

"Because you like me at the same time, and I like both of you at the same time. You two are equally important to me, and I can't let go of you like my life."

As for being ambiguous with others.

Li Qingsong deliberately ignored it.

This is a fatal question.

No matter how you answer it, it will not be good.

Hearing Li Qingsong's answer, the new prehistoric Nuwa and Houtu immediately leaned on Li Qingsong's shoulders with satisfaction.

Seeing this, the old prehistoric Nuwa and Houtu couldn't help but complain:

"Neptune!"

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Di Jun blushed and looked embarrassed after hearing what Li Qingsong said.

He asked Li Qingsong with shame:

"Then what do you think Taiyi and I should do, brother Li?"

Li Qingsong put his hands behind his back and calmly pointed out Jiangshan:

"It's very simple. First, you need to clearly identify the next person you want to propose to. Second, you need to learn my"Three Waves Mantra". If you do these two things, I guarantee that your proposal will be successful."

"Three Waves of Mantra?"

Di Jun asked with a puzzled look:

"What kind of magical power is this? What effect does it have?"

Li Qingsong:

"The Three Waves Mantra is my original secret technique for courting women. Once you learn it, no, once you learn my Three Waves Mantra, it is guaranteed to make women love you so much that they cannot stop loving you."，"After hearing the eight words"I want to die of ecstasy", Di Jun and Dong Huang Tai Yi were so excited that their acne broke out.

Their eyes glowed green.

Di Jun was impatient and asked Li Qingsong:

"Please teach me the Three Waves Mantra, brother Li. I will be grateful to you."

Donghuang Taiyi also clasped his fists and said:

"As long as Brother Li teaches me the Three Waves Mantra and makes my sister-in-law unable to stop wanting me, you will be my dear brother from now on."

Even the audience pricked up their ears.

They wanted to know what Li Qingsong's"Three Waves Mantra" was.

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Seeing Di Jun and Dong Huang Tai Yi humbly asking for advice.

Li Qingsong said straightforwardly:

"We are all brothers. We have this life and no afterlife. Since you are asking for advice with an open mind, I will naturally tell you everything I know."Prick up your ears."

Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi really pricked up their ears.

They listened seriously to Li Qingsong's teachings on chasing women.

Li Qingsong:

"The so-called Three Waves Mantra, the first one is romance,"

Romance?"

Di Jun blinked in confusion.

"Brother Li, what is romance?"

Before, Di Jun's mind was full of cultivation and how to make the demon race dominate the prehistoric world.

He really didn't understand romance.

Donghuang Taiyi didn't understand it either.

These two people are idiots in love.

Otherwise, in the original prehistoric world, they wouldn't have proposed to Xihe, Changxi, and Wangshu together.

Li Qingsong explained:

"Romance is full of poetry and fantasy.

Emperor Jun and Emperor Taiyi shook their heads like rattles:

"I still don’t understand."

Li Qingsong:

"For example, if you want to meet a girl you like, how would you go?"

Di Jun said as a matter of course:

"Of course I just walked over there, how else could I go?"

Donghuang Taiyi retorted:

"You can also fly over."

Hearing the two's answers, Li Qingsong immediately held his forehead in silence.

What a pair of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix!

He pointed out to them:

"If you go there with a bunch of beautiful roses in your hands, do you think the woman will be touched? Will this improve your favorability in the eyes of the woman?"

Di Jun and Dong Huang Taiyi's eyes lit up when they heard this.

Di Jun nodded quickly like a chick pecking at rice:

"It will definitely improve your favorability."

Li Qingsong continued:

"Giving roses is a romantic act."

"Teacher,"

Donghuang Taiyi raised his arm like a primary school student and said:

"In addition to sending roses, are there any other romantic ways?"

Li Qingsong said casually:

"In addition to sending roses, you can also prepare a touching love poem, an exquisite ornament, a cake you made yourself, or even a unique love word. These are all romantic behaviors."

"In short, when speaking and doing things, don’t be too straightforward, but be poetic and picturesque."

Donghuang Taiyi:

"I've learned a lot!"

Emperor Jun said with emotion:

"Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years!"

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When Emperor Jun and Emperor Taiyi of the old primordial world saw this, they were filled with emotion.

Alas, if only we had known this earlier, it would have been great!

Fuxi of the old primordial world:

"I said this guy is a sea king!"

Old Honghuang Hou Tu:

"When I met this kind of person, no wonder I in the parallel world fell for him. His tricks are too deep!"

Old Honghuang Nuwa:"When a woman meets this kind of sea king, she doesn't know whether it is a blessing or a curse."

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Di Jun couldn't wait to ask Li Qingsong:

"Brother Li, the first wave of the Three Waves of Mantra is romance, so what about the second wave? What is it?"

Li Qingsong stretched out two fingers and said:

"The second wave is a waste"

"Waste?"

Di Jun and Dong Huang Taiyi looked at each other.

They seemed very confused.

Even the audience of the old and new prehistoric worlds were confused.

Everyone can understand romance.

But what does this waste mean?

(The data is completely unchanged, it's so scary to be alone! Fellow Taoists, can you please say something!)