Honghuang: Guanjiangkou storytelling, Chang'e tears

"This is not me, this person is definitely not me!"

Seeing that the Great Heavenly Lord in the picture actually got under the table without any concern for his majestic image, the Great Heavenly Lord who was sitting in the Star Reaching Tower was stunned.

"It doesn't make sense."

Then, boundless anger arose in extreme shame.

How is this possible? This is absolutely slander!

I thought that even when he faced the Emperor of Desolate Heaven summoned by the storyteller, he never frowned or even took a step back under the heavy pressure.

How could it be possible that in the future, I would be scared out of my mind by a little monkey demon and make an embarrassing move like hiding under the table?

He is a great supernatural power user at the peak of the quasi-sage, and he has the blessings of heaven and fortune, plus various spiritual treasures to protect his body. Not to mention his strength, he can walk sideways in the wilderness.

Among the existences below the Saint, there are few people who can say that they can definitely defeat Him.

However, would He, who is so powerful, still be afraid of a demon monkey who has not yet attained the fruit of his own Great Path?

It is simply the most ridiculous thing in the world, making everyone laugh.

If the future Sun Wukong can struggle in his hands, it may be possible, but if he can scare himself to such an extent, the Great Heavenly Lord will never believe it.

Even if Sun Dasheng who crushed Lingxiao and subverted everything came, he would be defeated at most, but that would definitely not be the case.

He also said that he was so scared that he crawled under the table. This is simply nonsense.

The Great Heavenly Lord was extremely angry, staring at the teasing looks cast by the gods and gods around him, but there was nothing he could do about it.

You can't just get up and attack Li Tong, right?

That was a figure who even suffered defeat in his hands, such as Zhunti, Jieyin and even the three saints Yuanshi Tianzun, not to mention that his own family suffered repeated setbacks at his hands.

If it weren't for the extremely urgent situation, the Great Heavenly Lord wouldn't want to get into any trouble with the storyteller.

But He himself was really angry and couldn't let it go. He was so angry!

At this moment, the Great Heavenly Lord was already doubting the authenticity of the story told by Li Tong, and whether he had a grudge in his heart because of the previous incident and deliberately used this method to seek revenge on him today.

However, he doubted it, but the other immortal gods who were happy to watch the fun did not doubt it at all.

At this time, many immortals and gods were acting strangely, their faces were twitching, and they were obviously trying to hold back their laughter.

The majestic Great Heavenly Lord of the Three Realms could be so frightened that he cowered under the table. If word spread, it would make people laugh out loud!

No, the scene in this picture is too funny. It must be recorded and passed on forever.

Look, the Great Heavenly Lord looks so embarrassed, the crown on his head has even fallen off, and he doesn't even know that he is in as much trouble as he wants.

Although everyone also vaguely feels that this matter is very strange, it may not be as simple as it seems on the surface.

Because in addition to everyone knowing the strength of the Great Heavenly Lord, the two sages of the West who were secretly planning something at the beginning did not appear again after teaching Sun Wukong how to practice.

It was as if their mission was completed, and Sun Wukong's future affairs would have nothing to do with them, and they didn't seem to care at all.

But just think about it with your head, is this possible?

Not to mention, everything in this story has an extraordinarily weird flavor.

It's like... it seems like it was arranged by someone!

While countless immortals and gods were watching the excitement, their thoughts were constantly whirling in their minds, thinking about some inner secrets.

After all, this time is different from usual. This is not some mysterious story from a foreign land. What Li Tong is telling is the future of their prehistoric world.

How can this prevent them from taking it seriously and pondering it carefully? If they can find any clues from it, they will have a head start when the time comes.

As for whether the things shown in the picture were true or false, although they were slightly doubtful, they had no doubts.

Because they believe in Li Tong and believe that he will not lie.

Although Mr. Li likes to do some little tricks in his story-telling, he likes to get stuck, he likes to use gimmicks, and he likes to break chapters. It can be said that he whets the appetite of his audience and makes them want to stop.

But one good thing about him is that he never tells lies.

So no matter how absurd and unbelievable the scene in front of them was, in their perception, the authenticity of all this was beyond doubt.

It's just that everyone needs to take care of a certain existence and hold back their laughter.

The Great Heavenly Lord's face was flushed at this moment, and there was a faint smoke floating above his head. Naturally, no one would touch him at this time.

However, those Jiejiao Immortal Sects who usually act boldly and do not pay any attention to him, the Great Heavenly Lord of the Three Realms, are not here, otherwise they would definitely laugh out loud without caring.

However, having said this, they also have to think that they would not be very happy if they saw themselves serving as servants under the Great Heavenly Lord in the future.

When he sees the Great Heavenly Lord being defeated, he will definitely laugh even more joyfully.

Kunpeng had a smile on his face, and his gloomy face was a little more angry, but he had a few more unusual ideas than others.

Let me ask, is the future that has been seen by others still considered the future?

Even if it is, will the future remain unchanged and continue step by step?

At this time, there are many people who have seen this future scene. I wonder what kind of power can be used to eliminate the consequences of their knowledge of the future and let the future go on the established path.

Even the Taoist ancestor Hongjun, who has not been seen for a long time, would be unable to achieve such great power.

And, most importantly, since it is the prehistoric future, why is this storyteller missing from the picture?

You must know that Li Tong is one of the most famous figures in the world today!

Moreover, with his mysteries and endless knowledge of foreign lands, Kunpeng did not think that he would disappear and be forgotten by the world in a short period of time.

So the question arises, why is there no figure of this storyteller in this so-called picture of the prehistoric future, and no one even mentions his name?

A flash of light flashed in Kunpeng's eyes, and he felt that he had touched the truth of this matter.

That is the future told by the storyteller Li Tong, and it is very likely that it will be the future of the prehistoric world without him.

In this case, everything will be explained!

"Crack!"

Kunpeng couldn't help but applaud his own speculation, and at the same time, his fear of Li Tong became even deeper.

Just ask, how terrifying is a person who can infiltrate the world, disrupt the established trajectory of destiny, and also predict the future direction of the world in the past.

At least, there is absolutely no way he can do it if Kunpeng is asked to do it by himself.

Not to mention doing it, he didn't even dare to think about it. The most outrageous idea he had in his life was to compete with Dong Huang and Di Jun for the position of Demon Emperor.

As a result, he was ruthlessly suppressed and his thoughts were stopped.

"Um?"

Seeing his surprised and cheerful expression, Styx became a little confused:

"Fellow Taoist, what are you doing?"

"Oh, nothing, nothing."

Kunpeng quickly changed his expression and returned to his original appearance. He had guessed what was going on in this scene, so he just kept it in his mind, but there was no need to publicize it.

Especially, at this critical moment when competing for quota to travel to foreign countries.

If Li Tong was accidentally offended, wouldn't it be a sudden disaster if he was excluded? You must know that the relationship between the two of them and the storyteller is not a friendly one.

When the Chaos Clock was born, he and Li Tong were in a rival relationship.

It was very generous of Li Tong to allow him to come in and listen to the book without any care at this time, and to participate in the allocation of quotas.

After thinking about it, Kunpeng said:

"Look, the picture has changed again."

Styx looked at him deeply and looked back.

In the picture, Sun Wukong broke into the Lingxiao Palace and beat the immortals in the Lingxiao Palace to pieces with his superb fighting skills.

No one is his enemy.

This is because he secretly ate countless flat peaches and elixirs when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace. These originally mixed immortal energies were all refined by the six dings of divine fire in the alchemy furnace, and merged with himself, without distinction.

each other.

At this time, his body was as if a piece of graphite had been tempered into an extremely hard diamond under high temperature and pressure.

Made of steel and iron, it is invulnerable to invulnerability, water and fire.

The surrounding immortals and gods tried their best, but all kinds of magical powers and magic weapons fell on Sun Wukong, leaving no trace at all. At most, they threw up a few sparks, which were quickly destroyed.

The King of Towers released the golden exquisite tower in his hand, thinking that he could definitely suppress it in it.

Because this treasure is the ultimate acquired spiritual treasure, and it is modeled after the innate spiritual treasure in the hands of the Supreme Being, the Xuanhuang Exquisite Tower of Heaven and Earth.

King Tota is very confident about this treasure who single-handedly suppressed Nezha and changed his own destiny.

However, before he could ask for help from the Great Heavenly Lord with a smile, a burst of heart-wrenching sounds suddenly came from the extremely huge and changing Linglong Tower.

The next moment, Sun Wukong burst the exquisite tower from the inside and walked out laughing.

Just when everyone was helpless to deal with this extremely rampant monkey demon, they heard a heartless shout:

"Go to the West to invite Tathagata Buddha!"

Next, a scene appeared that stunned countless immortals.

The majestic Lord of Heaven, the Great Heavenly Lord of the Three Realms, was frightened out of his mind by a monkey demon. He couldn't solve the troubles in his own Heaven, so he actually invited figures from Western religions to solve them.

It’s simply off the mark!

Finally, the Tathagata Buddha from the West, the Buddha's World-Honored One, came and held the Buddha's Dharma in one palm, easily capturing Sun Wukong and suppressing him at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain.

"Good guy, it's really you, Taoist Duobao!"

Someone pointed at the figure with a golden head and said in disbelief.

Until this time, they could not accept the fact that Taoist Duobao defected to the Western Church, which was really puzzling.

However, seeing this, the gods and immortals gradually felt a sense of understanding.

It turns out that the arrangements of the Two Saints of the West were placed here!

Next, is it going to be what they call the westward journey?

In the picture, Sun Wukong eats iron gall and drinks copper juice every day.

I don’t know if I am doing this to punish him, or to deliberately retaliate, or to wear down his unyielding character, just like boiling an eagle...

This time flies by for five hundred years.

After five hundred years of great changes, what was inconvenient was that he was suppressed and lived day after day under Wuzhishan.

Finally one day, everyone saw a familiar figure. It was a monk named Tang Sanzang, the most eminent monk in the Eastern Tang Dynasty. He voluntarily went to Lingshan Mountain in the West to obtain the true scriptures of Mahayana Buddhism for the sake of all living beings.

"Good guy!"

All the immortals and gods immediately understood the sinister intentions of the two Western Saints. It was a drunkard who was not interested in drinking!

On the surface, it is revealed that our Western religion values ​​this monkey very much and wants to train him hard so that he can become a pillar of the family. But in reality, what we are doing is building plank roads in the open and secretly infiltrating Chencang.

Now that they have returned to the Tang Dynasty, doesn't it mean that the defense line they have guarded for countless years has been breached?

Then Western religion blossomed in the East and its teachings spread widely?

"I didn't expect it. I didn't expect that this Western religious institution has such big plans that it wants to dig up our foundation!"

"Yes, this matter is of great importance. We must pay attention to it and must not take it lightly."

"Attach importance? How much attention? Even if the Western religion is weak, is it something that we and other small sects can stop? It depends. It depends on the existence of those two families."

As he spoke, someone tapped his chin to the west, and the meaning was self-evident.

That is, our leading brother is in internal strife and has no time to worry about this matter.

If you want to take it seriously and strictly guard against the spread of this Western religion from China to our country, you have to wait for these two elder brothers to finish fighting and negotiate with them.

After all, whether it is explaining or intercepting teachings, they are the ones who are the best.

As for the human religion, well, let’s not talk about it.

The immortals and gods were in low spirits. Even if they knew that this Western religion was ambitious, what could they do? If it involves the struggle between saints and even religious authority, that is not something they can worry about.

All they can do is wave flags and shout to boost their reputation when the two sides fight one day.

Alas, let’s not talk anymore, let’s continue listening to Mr. Li’s stories.

The audience focused their attention on the monk who looked like the Three Burials, and secretly marveled: The world is really magical, but two similar people have embarked on completely different paths.

Tang Sanzang did not know a beautiful girl, so there is no story about the three burials in the sky and the ground.

Some are just a devout monk with a pious heart to learn scriptures that will last for nine lifetimes.

As for the first eight lives?

Not to mention, the head was pierced into a string and hung on the monster's head.

Oh, it seems that Western religions are pretty much the same no matter where they are in the world, they are just a bunch of hypocrites who tell lies.

The gods and gods smacked their lips, feeling a little more disgusted with Western religion.

In response to the guidance of Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Taoist Cihang at that time, Tang Sanzang found Wuzhi Mountain, removed the talisman of Tathagata Buddha, and rescued Sun Wukong from the foot of the mountain.

From then on, Sun Wukong worshiped Tang Sanzang as his teacher and volunteered to support him all the way to the west.

Looking at the face of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the picture, everyone felt happy that she was changing and changing, but could not hide her original energy.

"I said why do you look so familiar? It turns out it's him!"

"That's right, who would have thought that Taoist Cihang would betray Chan Cult, join Western Cult, change his identity, and do..."

“Tsk tsk tsk, it’s unspeakable, it’s unspeakable.”