Honghuang: I, the Monkey King, was born and was broadcast live by Sister Zhou

Guanyin scolded in his heart and flew away from the East China Sea again

You are two corpses quasi-saints, Lao Tzu is a corpse quasi-saints, you can't beat you, you say it.

And on the other side,

Sister Zhou finally waited for the live broadcast time of the harvest shock point

She naturally began to broadcast a one-hour tour of the Dragon Palace to water friends

After all, the treasure hunt in the Dragon Palace is an important scene for watching monkeys in Journey to the West

Naturally, many nostalgic ironmen are indispensable to pay.

If not

With the dragon kings being so hospitable, she would definitely choose to continue to be happy

As a female hooligan who often rounds the room to see the thighs, and even that,

Those who are naturally happy spend a few more days in this feast of bliss.

In this regard, Sun Wu, who likes to be rotten, naturally raised his hands and feet in agreement.

After all, it is an attitude, and it is not a pure heart, it must be how to make yourself comfortable.

But now the cooldown time for the live broadcast has arrived

Even if Sister Zhou is reluctant, she must hurry up to get the shock points.

After all, what I do is not a flattering job, and I always have to improve my strength more.

"Come, come, come, come, all you see, what you see in front of you is the legendary Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick!".

"See, what is the glow and vigorous, this is because Brother Monkey was born, and the treasure chooses the owner!".

"I heard Lao Tie, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, say that it used to be an iron rod that was not pulled by a few black, right?"

Sister Zhou shouted at the camera, turned her head and asked the Dragon King of the East China Sea.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea looked blankly in the direction that Sister Zhou was looking at

Didn't you see any divine consciousness sweeping?

Forget it, it must be the big man of Buddhism on Lingshan, and he can see a fart as a mere immortal.

Ah, yes, yes, Tuas was right!

[, this is the Dragon King of the East China Sea?].

[This Dragon King of the East China Sea is a bit of a dog. 】

[It's over, the dragon king in my mind is gone.] 】

[The dragon king in the Journey to the West world has a fart force, and if he can't beat it, he will only go to heaven to sue the emperor. 】

[Isn't this nonsense, they also deserve to be called dragons? There is not even a five-clawed golden dragon, and the little white dragon only has 4 claws when it is cultivated to the fruit. 】

[That is, after finally getting it, it is okay to run to the dragon pillar in front of the Lingshan Gate as a relief. 】

Sister Zhou patted the Dragon King's shoulder:

"How do you speak? "

The old dragon king glanced at Sun Wu, who was flirting with his third daughter, and glared at him

A huge coercion came and made him tremble.

He wanted to cry without tears and nodded yes

"Yes, yes, little fairy, little fairy. "

Immediately, Sister Zhou controlled the camera and circled around the Ruyi golden hoop stick.

It's not as big as imagined, only the bucket is thick, and the two zhang are more than long.

At the two ends are two golden hoops, and in the middle is a piece of black iron

Immediately next to the hoop there is an engraved line of words:

It is called "Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick", weighing 13,500 catties.

Sister Zhou: "......

".

(╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻！

Snake spirit disease, who wrote the weight too!

She sorted out her scribbled mood and introduced it to the audience:

"See, this is the stick that Brother Monkey uses! Who said that Kakarot can't use a stick? "

"Although the real stone monkey you see is not the same as in the novel, there is no doubt that this stick can only be used by Brother Monkey!"

"In the novel, it is said that the golden hoop rod was taken away, but no other god or monster can make the golden hoop stick change at will. "

"Don't believe me, I'll put on a show for you, come on!

Looking at Shentie, who was motionless, Sister Zhou smiled proudly at the live broadcast room:

"What am I talking about? Nothing has changed, has it?"

[it!Old woman, look!The golden hoop rod has become thinner!].

[I'll go, you, the Monkey King, didn't do it in vain, but really got thinner?].

[Old woman, don't explain, look back!].

A series of shocking points made Sister Zhou a little confused.

She turned her head to look, and sure enough, the originally big golden hoop rod had become smaller and as thick as a bowl.

Sister Zhou: "I'll go?".

Immediately, she looked at Sun Wu, who was coaxing the three princesses of the East China Sea in the distance, and shouted loudly

"You scumbag! This stick doesn't you become!".

[I'm grass!scumbag!old woman, what did you do to my idol!].

[Oh my God, you won't even let go of a monkey!].

[Be sure to let go of that monkey and let me come!].

[Woo, my dream lover is defiled by an old woman!].

Sister Zhou looked at the barrage and her face turned red:

"Die, it's just that he chases people, and they haven't agreed yet. "

[I believe you are a ghost, and your expression has been eaten and wiped clean. 】

What happened in the past fifteen days?].

[Damn, I strongly request to open a paid live broadcast, I am willing to spend a huge amount of money to rush VIP!].

[Brother Monkey will chase you? What are you kidding, I suggest you look in the mirror, if you don't speak, it's a little possible].

[Upstairs the truth].

Sister Zhou rolled her eyes and decided to ignore their group of sixths.

And Sun Wu was stunned when he heard Sister Zhou's shout

Then he looked at the Ruyi golden hoop stick and raised his eyebrows, and said with some playfulness:

"I've said it all, you took the cause and effect of the Monkey King, and now you are Sun Wukong, and I am Sun Wu. "

Stone monkeys are born and raised, and they don't have a name

It was the Bodhi Patriarch who flickered and gave a monkey a monkey to get the surname next to the dog word,

was arranged in the tenth generation according to the ranking of his disciples, and finally named Sun Wukong.

In other words, Sun Wukong is just a tool for learning scriptures, and he is just a code name.

The stone monkey can be the Monkey King,

The six-eared macaque can also be the Monkey King,

Sister Zhou can also be Sun Wukong.

Today's Sister Zhou has become the Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain

Naturally, he took over the script that belonged to Sun Wukong.

So even if Sun Wu forcibly found Li Shimin for a position to learn from the scriptures,

But Guanyin still inserted a Tang monk's replacement.

Because Sister Zhou represents a monkey in the Mandate of Heaven, and is no longer a Tang monk who learns scriptures.

After all, the flood famine has not advanced to the world and broken through the dimension of time

Just like Dr. Dark Time in the Marvel Universe, he has modified time countless times to change the past in an attempt to save his girlfriend, but it will end in the death of his girlfriend.

Learning from experience is a set point in time, as long as you don't jump out of this world, at most you can only change the process, but you can't change the result.

If it is forcibly changed, there are only two possibilities, either to truly break through the limits of the Middle Thousand Worlds, or to shatter and return to chaos.

The universe where Dr. Dark Time is located forcibly changed this point in time, which eventually led to the collapse of the entire universe.

So when Sister Zhou was trying to shout the golden hoop stick,

It shrank on its own and obeyed Sister Zhou's orders.

Sister Zhou's eyes lit up when she heard this

It's a golden hoop stick!

The legendary Acquired Merit Spiritual Treasure!

The kind that kills people without cause and effect!

Although it is useless for the little fairy who is afraid of killing a chicken,

But that doesn't stop it from being powerful!

The golden hoop stick is different from other ordinary divine weapons, this thing is refined by Taishang Laojun, and it has spirituality, and it can be driven without mana, and it can passively meet the enemy.

What a good yuppie!

Of course, none of these are the most important things in the eyes of sailors

Because at this time, the barrage is all swiping a sentence on the screen:

[Who can refuse a big baby stick that can be long or short, thick or thin (funny)].

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