Honkai Biography

In the third year of the Houkai calendar, on January 1, the morning was sunny.

Today is a special day, the beginning of a new year, and I am going to write a diary to commemorate it.

Dan Zhu and others have all returned from the Xiong family, and everyone is going to celebrate, and my not-so-behaved goddaughter and I also took a rare holiday.

Cangxuan and Danzhu seem to have some conflicts with little Mebius, the distance between them is always very far, and they have never spoken to each other except to meet and say hello.

Lin and the others are busy in the kitchen, and they should be able to eat a lot of dishes at noon.

Since I came to the new era, I have experienced a lot, and I have further deepened my research on Honkai. This is thanks to Mebius, although I don't like her.

Thanks to Sakura's hard work, my relationship has recovered very well. I used to think that it would take at least a few decades for me to recover to the way it is now.

Sakura is so strong, she deserves to be a pink-haired vixen, but she is different from other vixens in that the slightest hint of amorousness she shows is unforgettable.

That kind of inadvertent temptation... Tsk tsk, Sakura really understands me, why didn't I find Sakura so attractive in the past? I'm such a fool, otherwise this kind of stunner who harms the world would have been subdued by me long ago, I really want to eat her into my mouth.

I thought Sakura was mentally ill before, and I was reckless. After my explanation, everyone felt relieved of Sakura. However, through these few days of observation, I found that they seem to think that Sakura and I are mentally ill.

Only Ling thinks we are normal, unfortunately, now Ling wants to bite me to death, she grits her teeth every time she sees me, she has protected Sakura very well these days, like an animal protecting food, for fear that Sakura and I will do something behind her back Some shady things.

Am I that kind of person? As a gentleman, there are some things that can only be done after becoming a partner, right?

In other words, Sakura and I haven't held hands yet, so I feel a little sad, and I don't know if Sakura's hands are as soft as her ears.

Life is really beautiful, but I am a little scared, can I have such a beautiful day?

I actually regretted recovering some feelings, am I really Sakura's destination? After I die... what will Sakura do?

The more beautiful Sakura feels now, the deeper the knife will be inserted in the future.

Hmm... For Sakura, it seems that I have to live a good life. Some plans need to be perfected and changed, otherwise, if I die, Sakura will probably go crazy.

How can I survive? Do I still have to look for the will to collapse? What should Alicia do after the plan changes? It's really sad.

Think about it again at night, hey... I have another responsibility, the responsibility of living.

It's a bit heavy, think of something happy.

Thinking about it now, I'm so awesome! As expected of me! It's so perfect, I didn't expect that I could straighten Sakura inadvertently, I'm so handsome!

Hey... so distressed! What can I do with such a perfect me in the future? Shouldn't the little girl throw herself heavily at me?

Hey... I am so perfect, can Sakura match me? Does she deserve it? What is she... (cross out)

Shouldn't the sentence above be invisible? I hope Sakura won't look through my diary.

-- sycamore 3.01.01

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In the third year of the Houkai calendar, on January 10, late at night, there was a thunderstorm

I can't sleep a little bit, today is very unlucky.

In the morning, Sakura asked again what Qian Jie said? How do I know what that reckless second idiot said? Does what he said have anything to do with me?

Can't Sakura learn from Lin Xue? Lin only asked me 3 times and stopped asking, why are you so persistent?

In the afternoon, Little Mebius seemed to have said something to Ling, and was chased and hacked by Ling. Tsk tsk, memory No. 2 is too embarrassing, Mebius's face is almost lost by you.

Ling also impressed me a lot. I didn't expect that she would dare to cut Mebius. Before she saw little Mebius, she would avoid him.

It's a pity that Ling is still so embarrassing. After chasing for a long time, she didn't catch up with Mebius. No. 2 regretted her life, she was good at escaping. On the contrary, Ling was so mad by the fleeing little Mebius that he dared to turn his head and chop me.

I don't know what Ling thinks, this is all right, your eldest sister's "caress" is very comfortable, you must like it very much.

I am also very comfortable, and the soft rice is still delicious.

It's a pity that I can't always eat soft food, and I can't always let Sakura take action. Losing Judas has made my combat effectiveness a lot lower. I have to find a way, and I don't know where my old friend is?

Is it sealed? Still don't know I'm here? Or... afraid of me?

Give it some more time, let it relax, if it doesn't come to me again, then, I will go to you.

It's not that I forget you when I have Judas, let alone think of you when I don't have Judas. You shouldn't be jealous, right? my old friend.

I don't know how you have been doing for more than 50,000 years? Believe me, we will meet again soon.

Let me see if you grow.

- Sycamore 3.01.10

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In the third year of the Houkai calendar, May 11, afternoon, the weather was fine

Gray Snake brought me a gift, which was a refrigerator. After he left, I gave the refrigerator as a gift to Sakura. After all, the packaging made by Gray Snake is still very beautiful, so I will not open it.

Sakura was very happy. After opening the refrigerator, she beat me up violently. She misunderstood me again. The corpse in the refrigerator was really not my illegitimate daughter. Hey... Sakura

It's been a long time since I have been so violent to me, and the many days of getting along gave me the illusion that Sakura is very gentle.

When I see Gray Snake next time, I must beat him up. Why didn't this guy tell me that he was sending a corpse? Still a female corpse.

Fortunately, under my defense, Sakura forgave me. I blame Mebius No. 1. Sooner or later, I will hit her... Oh, yes, she is dead, so I can't hit her.

Then I'll go and bully that not-so-behaved girl.

Little Mebius has been very honest recently, and the number of troubles has decreased significantly. She is very smart and knows that if we don't solve our three fusion fighters, we can't attack the people around me, otherwise we will die.

Since you are so honest, you shouldn't be angry if I bully you, right?

-- Sycamore 3.05.11

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The third year of the Houkai calendar, May 13th, night, light rain

I am very satisfied with the gift from Gray Snake, I am surprised by the strength of that corpse, she is not much weaker than Fusion Warrior.

It seems that Mebius No. 3 has gone further than I imagined, and it is also stronger than I imagined. It is indeed Mebius, but it is a pity...

Mebius 2 is in a bad mood, it seems she has realized that she is the worst, haha! Her lost expression is so interesting, so funny.

To be honest, I think little Mebius should kneel down and lick my toes. If it weren't for the protection of the great Indus Lord, she might have died long ago.

Hmm... not right, in that case, she should lick Sakura's toes.

Tsk... my old friend, why haven't you come to me yet?

- Indus 03.05.13

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In the 4th year of the Houkai calendar, March 1st, afternoon, the weather was fine

If little Mebius hadn't peeked at my diary, I would have almost forgotten that I still have the habit of keeping a diary.

Little Mebius has been obsessed with No. 1's corpse recently. Should I remind her that sometimes her expression looks like a pervert.

A major event happened a few days ago. The Houkai Beasts at the foot of the mountain attacked the Youxiong tribe in groups. The patriarch Shaodian was seriously injured and almost died. Mark, repelled the Houkai herd, it is estimated that Xiong's will be gone.

Cangxuan and Danzhu are also unreliable, they haven't been to the Xiong family for almost a year, and they follow Hua all day long, so they know how to bury things.

With me here, I don't know what they are in a hurry for.

Today, an envoy from the Youxiong tribe came to tell me that Ji Lin is about to ascend the throne ahead of schedule, and it seems that I will fulfill my promise.

I don't know if Cangxuan and the others can rush back tomorrow.

I already have twenty-one soldiers under my command. Little Mebius is a bit slow in efficiency. I will urge her to stop studying those messy things all day long.

Ji and Yi are responsible for managing these dead men. Most of the dead men are not as talented as Ji, and many of them have no previous memories. Fortunately, although they are dead men, they are individuals in essence.

Ji is still afraid of me, really, I have never done anything to her, after all, I am not a devil, why is she afraid of me? Obviously, every time I see her, I smile at her.

- Indus 04.03.01