Honkai Biography

The 4th year of the Houkai calendar, March 3, late at night, cloudy

Ji Lin ascended the throne today, and her enthronement ceremony was so crude, it made me feel like the village head was elected and invited everyone to a banquet.

Forget it, it's hard to expect such a grand ceremony these days.

It's too miserable to have Xiong's...

Hua has been having frequent headaches lately... Hey... If it were me, I might not be able to accept it...

I'm not in the mood to write a diary today, forget it, don't write.

-- Sycamore 4.03.03

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The fifth year of the Houkai calendar, March 30, afternoon, sunny

Chi You was sealed.

Today Hua went out and brought back a strange creature. Everyone would think it was a chicken at first sight, but it wasn't a chicken at all, chickens didn't look like that!

It is said to be a Honkai Beast, but it is not. This kind of creature that is difficult to describe in words, Hua named it Xiao Chiyuan.

It's such a random name, but Bihua has an extra small character.

Isn't it good to be called Aji?

The little red kite is so special that even little Mebius became interested in it.

I heard from Hua that Ji Lin raised them and gave her a few.

How did Ji Lin raise this creature?

Little Chiyuan can understand human language. It is very smart and cute. It doesn't shed much hair and is very well-behaved. It is perfect as a pet.

In particular, its meat is extremely delicious, and it drools just thinking about it.

Do you want to steal one?

Forget it, don't make Hua angry.

It's just a chicken, and it's not like I haven't eaten it.

That move called [Opening the Sky] really hurts on the body.

- Indus 5.03.30

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The 10th year of the Houkai calendar, July 11, evening, sunny weather

I just accidentally found this diary in a desk drawer. I almost forgot that I still have the habit of writing a diary.

Hmm... Forget about calling it the Chronicle in the future, although even the Chronicle has the problem of delaying updates, but that's not important.

After a five-year absence, I finally returned to my bedroom today.

Others in Linshan haven't changed much, and the efficiency of the underworld construction project is very slow, which makes me very dissatisfied.

I told Bell, don't let the Houkai beast rest, the Houkai beast has no human rights.

Ling answered me that she had never let the Houkai beasts rest, and she had used up many Houkai beasts to death.

Hey... don't blame her, there are really few Honkai Beasts now.

Bell has grown up, I am very relieved.

In the afternoon, I went to the school to check the academic level of my subordinates.

Among the dead soldiers was a little girl named Mi. She was a new dead soldier. I had never seen her before. The little girl looked about 7 or 8 years old, so pitiful.

I heard from Danzhu that just after Mi was rescued, she was still crying and looking for her mother, hey... how pitiful. She has become a dead man, her parents may have long been...

It's all to blame for Honkai, and Honkai will quickly come out and take the blame!

I told Mi that you still have parents, from now on Cangxuan will be your father and Danzhu will be your mother.

Danzhu is very dissatisfied, she wants to be a father, you are a hammer's father! Do you look like a father? In front of Mi, I beat her mother.

The little girl is not afraid of me either, her well-behaved appearance melts my heart, the way Mi eats her fingers is so cute, as everyone's mascot, she holds a higher status in the hearts of the dead than Ji and Yi to be tall.

Or get them fired.

Even I, determined to go my own way, arbitrarily made Mi the God of Luo.

I understand Ji Lin more and more. (cross out)

Some people can really rely on their looks to make a living, such as me, or Mi.

I tested the little girl's knowledge level to see how she learned.

I asked Mi a math question, how much is 5 times 9?

Mi answered very quickly, five nine forty five, it seems that she is very fluent in multiplication formulas.

I asked her again what about 9 times 5?

Mi chattered for a long time, and told me ninety-five, eighty-five, it seems that she is not good at memorizing, I am going to ask Lin to revise her paper, and adjust all the multiplication.

After dinner, Sakura and Hua took me under control and said they would treat my mental condition, and I really took it.

Kevin also became a lot smarter, and even left with Wheat while I was under control.

Seriously, don't you have any wheat in your place? Wouldn't you go to Central Asia or Greece to pluck it? Do you have to take mine? Mine tastes good?

Also, will I cheat him? Why are you running so fast?

Sakura mistaken me!

I really miss Kevin who used to be Mei's little follower, and Kevin was still easy to bully back then.

-- Sycamore 10.07.11

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The 11th year of the Houkai calendar, March 9th, afternoon, light rain

Since I had sex with Sakura last year, Sakura has moved into my bedroom.

The bell has turned black, and this girl has gone completely crazy. From July 12 last year to today, she will find a chance to assassinate me every day.

It's so hard for me.

Speaking of which, her collapsed expression was really pitiful. For Ling, the sky might have collapsed. I can still think of that scene now. It is heartbreaking and funny.

At that time, I almost couldn't hold back the joy.

Fortunately, I have Sakura protecting me, otherwise I would be a bit overwhelmed with a bell and a little Mebius.

Are you angry? I asked you if you were angry? ! Your beloved elder sister is my wife. She not only warms my bed, but also protects me from you hurting me.

Oh~ Sakura's embrace is so warm~

I warn you, don't tear up my diary! Otherwise I'll let my wife teach you a lesson!

- Sycamore 11.03.09

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The 11th year of the Houkai calendar, September 15th, noon, heavy rain

Ji Lin went up the mountain, and I thought she was going to give up her position as patriarch to become my subordinate, but then Ji Lin actually told me that she wanted to have some sons with Lei.

The little girl Lei didn't know how she grew up, she still didn't grow up in appearance, she was still so young.

I'm so envious, Ji Lin really has vision. (cross out)

Ji Lin guarded Lei very tightly, like a kitten guarding food, and he didn't know who he was guarding, was it Danzhu? But Danzhu doesn't seem to be that lustful...

There are stigmata on Lei's body, Lei is the third young... little... woman I found with stigmata on the bodies of mortals in this era?

According to Ji Lin, Lei invented silkworm rearing, the little girl is very good!

Although Lei's stigmata has not awakened, but she is still very rare, she should be my subordinate.

It's a pity that Ji Lin got there first.

No, it's a pity, shouldn't Ji Lin also be my subordinate?

Hmm... Both of them are my subordinates... How did I get them?

By the way, son! They want a son...

I'm not despicable, it's your love and my wish, I have given Ji Lin a choice, she can choose not to have a son.

Let's go to negotiate with Ji Lin later.

I thought of Lianshan again, God, please bless him, he will not be poisoned to death one day, then my loss will be great.

- Indus 11.09.15

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In the 98th year of the Houkai calendar, June 13, night, sunny

When Lin was cleaning up the housework, he dug out my old diary, but unexpectedly the diary was withered and yellow.

What to write?

I don't know if little Mebius is doing well now? Since her betrayal, I've been worried about her safety and hope she doesn't bother with Mebius 3, or I might receive her dead body.

Forget it, let's talk to No. 3 and try to leave her a sigh of relief.

Hey...isn't it good to be by my side? How safe! But I agreed, I will solve No. 3 for her, why bother to kill myself?

After working for thousands of years, I will do it. Why is it so urgent?

He even took a bite out of me before he left, you little heartless, you have eaten so much of my food for nothing.

Don't hurt others outside, otherwise I will kill my relatives righteously.

If you are bullied outside, come back, I will stand up for you.

Only I can bully you.

——Mobius' eternal father 98.06.13

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In the 98th year of the Houkai calendar, June 28, dusk, sunny

Ji Lin abdicated, and I sent a golden dragon to pick her up the mountain.

Candle Dragon is disabled, and little Mebius can't take it away, so he can lie on his stomach if he wants to.

After a while, I will throw you into Jiuyou, you can lie down there.

Ji Lin and Lei finally meet again, and the scene is very touching.

Ji Lin is very old. Fortunately, I still have videos of her when she was young. I will make a young body for her in a while. I hope she likes it.

Lian Shan and many dead men chose to sleep, and I also want to sleep, time is really a terrible thing.

Have fun with Hua, what does she like? ...Forget it, leave her alone.

Cangxuan is also funny. She built a museum and regarded the pottery used by Ji Lin as a collection. She said that in a few thousand years, these things will be valuable.

What can Ji Lin use to collect? Cang Xuan's vision is still too narrow, after so many years, he still loves money. Danzhu is the same, he still likes to play with figures.

They should learn from me, what's the point of collecting items? I directly collect real people. What's the point of playing with figures? I play real people directly.

Hmm... It's not that kind of game, don't get me wrong, I hope Sakura won't get me wrong when she flips through my diary.

Sakura is so considerate, she won't be jealous.

- Indus 98.06.28

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The 100th year of the Houkai calendar, January 1st, late at night, heavy rain

Sakura is simply a representative of unreasonable troubles. I am really fed up with her.

Little Chiyou is no bigger than a palm, why are you jealous with her? Didn't she just kiss my hand? As for?

If you can't say it, you still expose my old background, turn over old accounts, and take out all the words I satirized her 90 years ago. Is it interesting?

This is too narrow-minded, I decided not to wash your feet in the future!

Still don't let me go to bed?

Who are you scaring? Would you like to sleep in your bed? I can't sleep on the sofa? How soft is the sofa!

I have had enough with you all these years.

Divorce, must divorce!

Grandpa must be tough!

There are many women in the world, and some are willing to follow me! I'll be looking for another one next year! You wait!

- Indus 100.01.01

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The 100th year of the Houkai calendar, January 3rd, late at night, heavy rain

I'm sorry, my dear Sakura, I was wrong, I already knew it was wrong.

Can the beautiful, kind and generous Sakura-sama forgive the little one?

I don't want to sleep on the sofa anymore, I've been suffocated for 3 days (crossed out), it's cold to sleep alone.

Sleeping alone is also very bitter and lonely. Without my company, you must also be miserable. Let me go to bed, please.

Hmm... is that okay? It doesn't seem to work... I need to be more sincere... It's better to go deeper, I have to think about it.

I hope Sakura will forgive me.

- Indus 100.01.03

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In the 613th year of the Houkai calendar, September 1st, morning, sunny

I found this diary in Cangxuan's museum, and I remembered that I still have the habit of writing a diary.

Cang Xuan is also true, although my diary is not afraid of being read, but I can't show it at will! I still want privacy? !

Hmm... After more than 500 years of delay, what should I write?

After Dayu controlled the floods, he established Xia a few days ago. Yu is really amazing, time flies so fast.

Ji Lin, Zhuanxu, Di Ku, Yao, Shun... now Yu.

Unfortunately, except for Ji Lin, none of these people could awaken the stigmata.

If Ying Xiashan hadn't defeated Wuzhiqi, Yu, who had no stigmata, would have suffered heavy losses.

Nowadays, human beings have to pay such a heavy price to deal with an emperor-level Wuzhiqi.

Fortunately, Sakura didn't hack it to death, the emperor level! What a precious labor force! I really didn't expect this level of Houkai beast to appear at this time.

Work hard, Wuzhiqi, exhaustion is your destiny, let you kill so many people, you deserve it!

Heroes are not strong only by stigmata, nor are they great because of their strength.

Those with stigmata may not necessarily become outstanding people.

It is even more remarkable that a person who can become the emperor without a stigmata.

As expected of Dayu.

- Indus 613.09.01

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In the 613th year of the Houkai calendar, October 1st, evening, thunderstorm

Only one month later, I started writing again. I am really hardworking. If I become a writer, I will definitely have many readers.

Little Mebius came back, and she asked Mebius No. 3 to call her.

Ha ha ha ha! Her aggrieved little face is too funny.

Work for me for thousands of years, and Dad will avenge you!

My daughter is not very good. I haven't seen her for so many years, and she won't let me, a father, hug me.

I am wronged, a little emotional, I can understand, but don't throw face at me, I will bully you later.

It's been a tough time, and the world is amazing and unexpected, and I've seen a lot over the years.

I have seen the headless dead man fight against the Houkai Beast in order to protect human beings; I have also seen Zhuanxu defeating Gonggong with stigmata with a mortal body; I have also seen Shun who was born with double pupils...

I also saw the hope of defeating the collapse.

- Indus 613.10.01

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Houkai calendar 1609, March 7, afternoon, sunny

The organization has grown a lot, and it is becoming more and more difficult to manage. As a last resort, I woke up Ji Lin, who has slept for hundreds of years, and should have had enough sleep, so I have to help me with some work.

Today, I review what I have done over the past thousand years to see if there are any omissions and mistakes. Accidentally, I found this diary, which was well preserved by Cang Xuan.

After roughly looking through it, I didn't find anything of value in the diary.

Also, with my personality, it is impossible to keep important things in a diary.

There are currently 339 dead men alive in Tianting, and 39 people who have awakened the stigmata. Others may be tired from work, or they may have had enough work. Nearly 1,000 people chose to sleep.

I really envy those who sleep... No, I shouldn't envy them, people who don't choose to sleep are even better! Come on, you are the best! Be sure to work hard!

Because I am afraid that they will go on strike, I am not harsh on them at all. They are treated very well. They only need to work for 3 hours a day. Where can I find such a job?

The capitalists will be ashamed to see me! I am so kind.

Void Wanzang also wants to fall asleep, you fell asleep, you have survived fifty thousand years, and now you want to strike? There is no door either.

Besides, don't I seal you up every night? You can sleep every day, and sleep a fart.

Linshan can no longer hold so many Honkai Beasts. I threw some of them, headed by Zhulong, into the Abyss of Jiuyou, and I raised the other pile on the top of Kunlun.

Those who are not very obedient like Qiongqi should stay in Linshan.

After all, Zhulong is also a top-notch emperor-level Honkai beast. If it is in Jiuyou, it is estimated that it will attract many wild Honkai beasts to surround it in Jiuyou.

Speaking of which, I have become a lot stronger over the years. Although I am still not as good as Hua and Sakura, I can compete with Hua.

It's been a while.

Just wait, Zhongyan, when you come out, I will punch you so hard that even your mother doesn't know you.

Hmm... am I bloated again?

Anyway, practicing martial arts is not in vain, after all, Hua and Ying are also growing.

Hua is very strong now, compared with the time of pre-civilization, it is simply a world of difference.

Sakura, I can't see it. Her fighting characteristics make it difficult for others to compete with her, because it is difficult for Sakura to use her full strength if she is just fighting. If Sakura tries her best, she will either die or be injured.

But judging from Sakura's kung fu in other aspects, she is also growing rapidly, at least her endurance is getting longer and longer, and her waist is twisted (crossed out) and her control over her body is also stronger.

Cherry blossoms are getting more and more beautiful, and more and more attractive. Also, I have been irrigated for more than 1,000 years. Can they be without charm? Sakura can be so beautiful and moving, and I have a share of the credit...

No, it should be said that it has nothing to do with her, it's all up to me!

Her sexiness can no longer be described with my writing skills, because it won't pass the review.

I thought that Sakura and I would get tired of each other sooner or later, but unexpectedly, even after a thousand years, I was still obsessed with her body.

I'm such a single-minded person.

Last night, I told Sakura that I want a daughter.

I really want a little girl to help me work.

Sakura laughed at me, saying that I don't deserve to have a daughter, and she doesn't want her daughter to be bullied by me every day.

I can't understand Sakura's thoughts. If you don't want your daughter to be bullied, why don't you have a daughter? What is the logic?

But I still respect her opinion, mainly because disrespect is not enough, if you don’t want it, just don’t.

Qi fought with little Mebius again yesterday. Really, is the conflict that deep? Haven't played enough yet? How many years has it been?

Haven't the two of you had a relationship yet? It seems that these two people really have enmity.

Fortunately, I modified Qi a second time to make her combat capability stronger, otherwise how much would she suffer?

- Indus 1609.03.07

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Houkai calendar 1609, March 9th, evening, no moon

Danzhu actually made trouble for me. She brought a man back from the mountain in the afternoon and said that there were stigmata in his body.

And Danzhu told me triumphantly that she had convinced him that he was willing to join the organization to fight against Honkai together.

This is a good thing, but the problem is that this person's name is Zishou.

After I inquired in detail, it was confirmed that there is no duplicate name, he is Di Xin.

The same goes for Zishou, if he didn't inherit the throne, why did he come here? Did he even want his wife, Jiang's daughter?

Oh, it turns out that he took his wife up the mountain too, so it's all right.

Di Yi was about to die of old age, and Zi Shou didn't know that he would spend another year with his father in the end, but he was so filial.

Oh, so there are brothers and uncles who are filial.

Forget it, come on.

However, since Zi Shou has come, who will inherit the throne of the Shang Dynasty?

Ziqi? Or Zigan?

Will it still be overthrown? It should still perish, and the Shang Dynasty's national power has tended to decline.

Zishou could not have seen this, so he came here, right? Ask the immortal to save the merchant?

I won't interfere...

Um? I don't seem to have been a king... Do you want to make a move?

I pretended to be Zishou, and Ying became a Daji?

It's quite interesting to think about it, but Sakura has a face that is disastrous to the country and the people, it's a pity not to be a vixen.

Interesting, the business was destroyed by me, right?

- Indus 1609.03.09