Honkai Encyclopedia: Start with the Sky Meteor!
Chapter 293
Kiana's story has come to an end.
But more to the story.
It will continue to happen in the future.
The audience was not immersed in reluctance and sadness. After all, this scene had been anticipated countless times.
Moreover.
That's another timeline story.
Their Kiana is still with them.
Their story continues
【Encyclopedia content:"Honkai TV, Honkai TV!"]
The new video quickly appeared in front of the audience, drawing everyone's attention back to the video screen.
【Tesla:"Honkai TV?"]
Looking at this headline full of jokes.
The audience's first reaction was...
【Theresa:"It's not Grandpa again, is it?"]
After all, this is not the first time Otto has hosted such weird things in funny videos.
Like what bishops mind radio.
Honkai Impact Games.
And the fairy's warm coat. and the Destiny S-class Valkyrie training program.
Then this video.
Could it be Otto too?
【Otto:"Honkai TV Station sounds very interesting."】
The video soon started playing.
The audience guessed right.
Indeed, Otto!
But it’s not just Otto, it’s Kevin too.
Otto:"Honkai TV, Honkai TV, welcome to this episode of Honkai News. I am the host Otto."
The Bishop looked at the camera seriously.
Kevin on the side also spoke at the right time.
"I'm your host Kevin."
Otto continued to speak as if reading from a manuscript.
"So time flies like an arrow, the sun and the moon fly by, and time flies by like a white horse. In the blink of an eye, six years have passed, and the plot of the first part is coming to an end."
Kevin also echoed
"To sort out the plots of these years, let us start from the beginning.
Otto continued:"One video summarizes all the plots. Are we a little overestimating our capabilities?""
Hearing this,
Kevin's face turned a little dark, revealing a feeling of helplessness.
"Anyway, the program requirements are there, and you have to find a way to get them done no matter what."
At this point, the audience has all fallen into a state of sluggishness.
What the hell is this?
Kevin and Otto are the hosts?
Honkai TV?
Honkai News?
【Tesla:"Good guy, I call him good guy!"】
【"I originally thought that the messy sports games, drafts, and trials were outrageous enough, but I didn’t expect that there was another heavyweight here?"】
【Theresa:"Grandpa and Kevin will be hosts?"】
【"This is so fresh!"]
The audience has been stunned by the content of the video.
They are not only the hosts.
They even rhyme?!
Isn't this too ridiculous?
【Himeko:"It's my misunderstanding. I always think the versions of Kevin and Otto are quite cute, especially Kevin's expressionless complaints are really interesting."】
【Kiana:"Listen to what they say"】
【"It seems to be a summary of the story that happened"】
【Bronya:"It feels quite interesting."】
In the video, as the two people's summary officially began, a screen appeared behind them to play related videos.
Otto spoke first
"Our protagonist has immense power on his feet and has an IQ comparable to that of a paramecium."
Kevin on the side is still as expressionless as an ice cube.
"My companions are gentle and virtuous cooks, sharpening their knives and chopping firewood."
Otto:"The Ural Mao girl turbocharged and drove wildfires, hiding everywhere when encountering the traffic police."
Kevin:"The Valkyrie of Destiny is sworn in love with Jinlan and is taking action to fight against Honkai."
Otto:"The Herrscher of Wind is called Wendy, and she fights the three laws with one person. (bafd)"
Kevin:"After receiving the lunch box, I fished for fish, then stopped work and went to the next door."
Otto:"One wave after another, K423 was captured alive by Fu Hua."
Kevin:"The man behind the scenes is named Otto. He looks good enough to be beaten and talks a lot."
【Tesla:"If nothing else, what Kevin said is correct, pertinent, and to the point!"】
【Bronya:"The will-o'-the-wisp girl?"】
【Kiana:"What kind of mess is this?!"】
【"Why do they still rhyme?"]
Everyone felt dumbfounded at this moment.
Just these two sentences.
The effect of the show was explosive!
One sentence per person!
Is this a cross talk?
In the video, the two people's complaints continued.
Otto:"Fu Hua Shang The immortal is highly skilled in martial arts and became famous for his unique skill of crossing the river in white!"
However, Kevin on the side made a fatal complaint.
"Reduced to helping Otto, it seems that he is not doing well."
Otto:" Theresa immediately raised the flag of judgment. A kid who is decades old is still so rebellious."
Kevin:"Attack on the fate of destiny and respond to hundreds of responses, and a kid who is hundreds of years old is not much better."
Although Kevin's words were plain and without any feeling, they were full of blood.
But Otto didn't seem to care.
He continued to read out his speech.
"As a great inventor, I will demonstrate how to prepare Herrscher Na."
Kevin:"At the same time, a raven on a small island somewhere witnessed with tears that he continued to sink into the waves for half his life."
Otto:"The anti-entropy mecha's resistance to the Herrscher of the Sky was quickly in vain, and the industrial chicken produced by Tesla was quickly scrapped."
Kevin:" The Herrscher of the Sky waved his hand and snapped his fingers, and all the captain's crystals disappeared instantly."
【Theresa:"I can tolerate everything else, but I really can’t stand the raven."】
Pacing.
Run wildly.
Cry loudly.
What a sad thing.
Being said by Kevin in such a flat tone, this has a 1+1 comedy effect
【Ji Zi:"Kevin's complaints are too fatal, right?"】
【"How on earth do you achieve such a sharp point?"】
【Tesla:"Hey, hey! Otto, tell me clearly, why should the industrial waste produced by Tesla be scrapped immediately? Why doesn't Kevin complain about this?""】
【Otto:"I never said anything like that, Doctor"】
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【"Your mecha really needs improvement!"]
Now Otto is in destiny.
After Tesla saw this sentence, he could only be incompetent and furious, unable to rush up and give him a heavy blow.
【Tesla:"Otto!!!"】
【"Tell me, why do birds fly?"】
【Kevin:"???"】
There was harmony in the chat group, and the complaints in the video continued.
Otto:"After all, it's been a friendship for a hundred years. I'm not lying, Immortal Red Kite."
Kevin:"On the other hand, Ji Zi foresees Yu Duchen, who came from a martial arts school and specializes in fu-pup."
Otto:"It's really red. The knight made a choice and taught Kiana the last lesson."
As the screen behind him showed the image of the red knight holding a big sword, Otto's tone became a little deeper.
But soon.
The conversation changed.
Kevin:"Whoever implements the next new character first will be on Seele's hit list."
Otto:"Rita's sickle covers the enemy with hoarfrost and adds a few new refrigerators to the dormitory."
Kevin:"The World Snake of the Quantum Sea surfaced, and I met the leader of the Anti-Entropy Alliance for the first time."
Otto:"Once again he gave his life to save the world, and Yang Wuxi transformed into a fitness coach."
Kevin:"After three trials and making a choice, Bronya transformed into the Herrscher of Reason."
Otto:"Then the driver's license was immediately taken away by Kevin, and she was involved in a love-hate relationship with the traffic police."
In the classroom!
Although Yaya's face was expressionless, it was obvious that she was stunned. drving license?
Traffic police?
What the hell is this?
【Kiana:"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard......What they said seems to make sense. Bronya has a driver's license, but not much."】
【"Just got a driver's license"】
【"As a result, Kevin appeared and the drag racing experience card expired."】
【Bronya:"Idiot Kiana, don't always mention this kind of thing"】
It was obviously a very serious summary, and the tone of the two people was also very serious.
But it is......
Who wrote this script?
Too deadly?
And when it comes from the two of them, it's like talking in cross talk. No matter how you look at it, you will find it funny.
【Ji Zi:"Why, I don't understand some things?"】
【"What does Rita's refrigerator mean?"】
【Xi'er:"Xie'er has a hit list?"】
【Walter:"Yang sit-ups? Fitness coach?"]
At this time, the TV picture in the video has reached the time of the meteor in the sky, and Kevin also very accurately summarized what happened at that time.
"The girl was confused about the way forward, and Amazing Grace brought her back."
Otto:"A meteor streaked across Sky City, turning the world into what she wanted."
Kevin:"The exhausted girl fell from a high altitude, and Youlandel was waiting below to recover her."
Otto:" She lost Kiana because of lack of strength. While crying, Mei understood the password to become stronger."
Kevin:"If you want to hear Kiana sacrifice herself, you can only join the World Snake to stop all the work."
Otto:"We reunited after a long separation, but it's not as good as before, because there is an old Yinbi who is sowing discord among them."
Otto's eyes didn't hide anything.
He looked at Kevin.
You don't need to guess who the old Yinbi is.
Lord!
Kevin Kaslana!
And the TV picture behind him has also reached a classic level. A scene of domestic violence.
Kevin:"The two people on the rooftop had a duel, and they were so fierce that even I knew I didn't want to hit someone in the face."
Otto:"The first-generation rice cooker was successfully incorporated, and World Snake Food bid farewell to fried instant noodles."
Kevin:"Let's turn our perspective back to the person beside me, the Bishop of Destiny, who was crushed by Black Tiger Ah Fu.
Otto:"Pre-civilized guys really don't have much ability. They are tens of thousands of years old and bully a newborn kid.""
【Herrscher of Knowledge:"Little brat?!"】
【"Otto, you soulless person, do you want to hear the sound of the soul steel crunching under my fist?"
Upon hearing this comment, Xiaoshi immediately clenched his fists.
Are you still a little kid?
【Kiana:"I don't know why, but the sentence about Bishop Tianming being smashed to pieces by Black Tiger Ah Fu makes me feel inexplicably happy?"】
【"So catchy!"】
【Alicia:"Black Tiger Talisman"......What an interesting title"】
The audience is now dreaming back to the rooftop.
Xiaoshi, who was dressed in black, opened his arms.
The second grader yelled with full temperament.
I will turn everything around!
That arrogance is still impressive to this day.
At first, the audience thought it was Fu Hua who had gone through something and turned dark.
【Ji Zi:"It was obviously a common complaint at the beginning, but now it's a bit tit-for-tat?"]
From the old Yinbi who is sowing discord.
Until Bishop Tianming was crushed by Black Tiger Ah Fu.
He is tens of thousands of years old and bullying a newborn kid.
Why do you feel like these two are starting to get angry?
To summarize is to summarize.
Why are there personal grievances involved?.
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