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【Encyclopedia content:"World Snake Promotional Short Film"]

A brand-new title appeared in front of the audience, but everyone was stunned.

World snake?

Promotional video?

What does World Snake have to promote?

The Stigmata plan is good, the Stigmata plan is brilliant?

【Kiana:"Is it a recruitment promotion for World Snake?"】

【Theresa:"It's possible. After all, the title is full of grassiness. Funny World"】

【Padofelis:"I'm looking forward to it. How will World Snake promote it?"】

【"Could it be that Boss Kevin wears women's clothes and dances or something?"】

【Kevin:"......"】

【Tesla:"Pado, your speech is somewhat dangerous."】

Although there was a precedent for Otto women's clothing.

But that's...

Kevin!

The kind of guy who always has an ice fighting face even in a parallel world.

He wears women's clothes?

Unless the world collapses and is destroyed!

【Otto:"World Snake Promotional Video"......It’s still worth looking forward to. If it’s interesting, it can lead to destiny."】

【Rita:"Your Majesty, please stop spreading your whims."】

You, the audience, say something, and I discuss it word by word.

And video.

Playback also started at the same time.

The background seemed to be St. Freya Academy, where a cook in an apron was busy preparing dinner.

But soon.

Kiana's voice rang through the landline

"Sorry Mei, I have to work overtime in the abyss tonight. I may go back later in the evening."

"You guys can eat dinner first."

The same sound sounded.

There was also Bronya's voice.

"Sister Yayi, I want to help the squad leader take care of a relative’s child. I won’t be there today for dinner.......Monitor, Xiaoshi is climbing on the balcony again."

At this time, the atmosphere in the room was a little depressing.

Mei Yi, who had prepared a sumptuous dinner, could only look at the place belonging to her companions with a lonely expression, holding her cheek, but now it was empty. And the phone Busy signal.

It adds a bit of loneliness to Mei Yi.

Even the lights are a little dim!

【Kiana:"Isn’t it a promotional video for World Snake?"】

【"What is this?!"】

【Tesla:"The atmosphere and style of painting are indeed a bit weird."】

Where is this World Snake promotional video?

This is clear.

Would you like to appeal to everyone to care for empty-nest Mei Yi?

【Theresa:"I feel really pitiful for Mei. She prepared a big table full of dishes, but no one came back.......She must be very disappointed, right?"】

【Otto:"Busy, be busy."~"】

【Rita:"Mr. Bishop, what are you talking about?"】

【Otto:"Nothing, just don't let waiting become a regret"】

【Rita:"？？？"】

Rita clearly remembered.

The former bishop was not like this.

What's going on now, weird?

He always does some outrageous things and says something.

Is it possible......

This is the true face of the Bishop

【Bronya:"It's true for Kiana. Sister Mei prepared such a large table of dishes for her, but you didn't come back.""】

【Kiana:"Bronya still talking about me?"】

【"Obviously you didn't come back, and you gave such a strange reason"】

【"What to look after the child?"】

【"Wait, are you looking after the kids?!"】

【"child?!"]

If you heard correctly, what Bronya just shouted......Is it a little knowledge?

Babysit for a friend

【Herrscher of Knowledge:"What do you mean?! I am an old antique’s child, are you kidding me?"】

【"What a crappy video!"】

【"How is it possible? The identity arranged in this way is obviously confusing."】

【The Lawyer of the Void:"Tch, you are so tough!"】

【Lawyer of Knowledge:"？？？"】

In the video, Mei, an empty-nest girl, is eating dinner alone.

She sealed the remaining food.

Store in refrigerator.

Then he walked at a slow pace, and finally stopped with a meow. When the girl glanced at him, the people in front of the image sprayed out.

It's canned, no......wrong.

A more appropriate title should be......

Pa Tou is Pa Tou.

At this time, the cat made a growling sound from its stomach, and at the same time, there was a slightly pitiful"meowing" sound.

Empty Nest Mei Yi squatted down and looked at the handkerchief with a smile.

"Are you also a person?"

"Have a good meal, bye."

After adding a few chicken legs to the food bowl, she was ready to say goodbye.

But the next moment, a voice called her to stop.

"Wait"

"Kind young man, let me help you realize your wish."

The original cat with a kerchief suddenly stood up at this moment, and her figure became extremely tall.

When she put her hand into the belly When groping for the treasure bag, the dazzling golden light in it made Empty Nest Mei Yi look in shock.

"this......Could this be"

【Tesla:"What a strange development is this?"】

【Theresa:"It's really cool as always. It's a funny video."......If we recall carefully, it seems that every funny video is far more outrageous than we imagined."】

In many funny videos played in the past, the audience can feel the strong smell of raw grass every time.

Besides!

Never repeat.

Every time, it can show funny videos that the audience can’t expect.

Sometimes a knife can even emerge from the grass.

This is very powerful

【Kiana:"It’s hard to imagine, where do these weird videos come from?"】

【Padofelis:"Although it feels a bit weird, it feels like being eaten by sister Mei......It feels like it's not bad"】

If other people found out that they had turned into animals, they would definitely complain.

But Padu is different.

Her original dream was to eat and drink together.

After eating and drinking, bask in the sun.

Isn’t that what cats are like??

【Theresa:"Speaking of which, what does Pado want to give Sister Mei?"】

【Herrscher of Knowledge:"What can be put in such a small pocket, and even a refrigerator? It can only hold a few small items."】

As the audience speculated.

The scene in the video came to another place where Kiana is - the Red Lotus Abyss!

At this moment, she was holding a weapon and fighting hard.

But obviously.

The battle situation is not very good

"Damn it, it's still so hot in this abyss lately even if I put on summer clothes."

"already......."

"No more"

"Sorry, Mei."

Kiana's vision had begun to blur, but just when she was about to fall, a familiar voice suddenly sounded in her ears.

"Kiana!"

Hearing that voice, Kiana cheered up again

"It's bud.....Mei!"

However, when Kiana followed the sound and looked,

Mei was indeed Mei!

But......

"And, Kevin, is that Kevin?"

What caught my eye was that

Zili Jialuo, who was originally supposed to be ridden by Mei Yi, was chasing after Mei Yi, but Mei Yi's replacement had become.....A refrigerator with Kevin's face on it?

"Kevin, transformed!"

"Fighting form!"

With Mei Yi's squeak, the refrigerator with Kevin's face printed on it suddenly began to change, and eventually turned into a mecha warrior holding Kevin's head.

Of course. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

The style of this Kevin’s head is equally outrageous.

It’s like......

The simple drawings of children are as sloppy as those of children.

At this time, Kiana was dumbfounded. After all, what happened in front of her was beyond her seriousness.

The corners of her mouth twitched slightly

"Too bad."

It was not only Kiana who was dumbfounded, but also the audience outside the video.

When they saw Kevin's refrigerator appear, everyone was already greatly shocked. However, when Kevin's refrigerator could actually transform, that kind of The impact force is doubled

【Tesla:"What the hell is this?!"】

【Fu Hua:"......"】

【Velvet:"Kevin’s refrigerator version of the battle robot is so interesting!"】

【Kiana:"How should I put it? Isn't this too outrageous?"]

Such a plot is beyond the imagination of the audience. because.

This is completely nonsense!

Is this what Paduo gave to Mei?

Is it really a refrigerator?

Xiaoshi really guessed it right, she really took out a refrigerator from that little pocket

【Padofelis:"Wow! It looks so interesting. If I also have this little bag, can I put all my treasures and goodies in it and never have to worry about losing them?""】

【Alicia:"It can hold a lot of cosmetics!"】

【Velvet:"I have decided that the next goal is to research this thing."】

【Padofyllis:"Really?"】

【"Then please make me one of the first users, Sister Weiwei!"]

At the same time.

Kevin's mecha warrior who had completed his transformation suddenly fired a charged beam at the enemy. But it would have been nice if it was just a beam! There were also a lot of strange notes.

【"Xiao Wang just blew out the candles and was kicked out of the mourning hall before he could make a wish."】

【"I begged grandpa to sue grandma, but grandpa said he didn’t dare."】

【"Baozi was in a car accident and was crushed into a pie"】

【"I wrote an article with the wrong title, so I had no choice but to change the title. ]

Lines of words that seemed to contain temperature finally directly turned Kiana into ice cubes.

And a very bad advertising column appeared next to it.

Guest introduction by Mei

【"Kevin refrigerator, super cooling, makes the abyss your summer resort!"】

【Kiana:"So the promotional video is for promoting refrigerators?"】

【"Who could have guessed this?!"]

An advertisement for a refrigerator.

What do those in front mean?

Empty nest Mei?

Transforming refrigerator?

What the hell is that?

【Tesla:"So, the refrigeration principle of this thing is just to tell other people a bad joke?"】

【"How outrageous!"】

【Herrscher of Knowledge:"Kevin, don’t tell me that you participated in the design of this advertising slogan"】

【Kevin:"......"】

The scene changes.

It's a messy room.

How messy is it?

The trash can was kicked over, clothes were thrown everywhere, the TV was smashed, and even the clock on the wall was not spared. the whole room.

It was like going through a big war. on the sofa.

Lying down was Bronya, who had collapsed and burned out.

From time to time the room would tremble, and all kinds of strange things would be thrown out.

And the culprit of all this.

She is the Herrscher of Knowledge for the little baby. Even with the pacifier in her mouth, she cannot hide the disdain in her eyes.

Mom Fu Hua used a spoon to put the green stuff into her mouth. speak softly

"Come to Xiaoshi, come to Xiaofei stick"

"Pooh."

However, Baobaoji spit out the pacifier, expressed his protest with a tooth, and then completely transformed into a demon king. With a small body, he could pick up a sword several times taller than himself.

He smashed crazily in the room..Outside of the video.

Xiaoshi has been stunned.

This is......what?!

How could I become a baby with only one tooth who was still eating a pacifier, and was still destroying the room?

【Tesla:"The Herr of Knowledge is truly beyond imagination!"】

【Himeko:"Xiao Shi has been like this since he was born, and he has never experienced childhood at all."】

【"did not expect"】

【"Is this what I learned as a child?"】

【Kiana:"Hahaha, don't say it......Quite cute"】

【Theresa:"It does look quite cute, but this kid's black tiger Ah Fu is completely self-centered.......Judging from the looks of Fu Hua and Bronya, they are already on the verge of collapse, right?"】

【"No, it should have completely collapsed!"]

Fu Hua and Bronya in the video are completely lying dead.

They can't be restrained at all. I am the only one who is the Herrscher of Knowledge.

And Xiao Shi himself, after seeing everyoneExplodes instantly after chatting and discussing

【The Lawyer of Consciousness:"Ahhhh!"】

【"Shut up!"]

At this moment, the great Herrscher of Consciousness only felt that her dignity and majesty were gone.

How could she be like this?

This is the biggest backstab in history. The system has stabbed her the biggest!

The domineering baby Consciousness in the video is getting excited She smashed everything in the house, but the appearance of a refrigerator temporarily stopped her demolition.

She was short in stature. She couldn't do anything about the refrigerator that appeared in front of her.

She could only show a small tooth.

She was angry. The sound.

And this sound also made the burned-out Fu Hua sit up in shock and look at Xiao Shi in panic.

"What's wrong? Tips"

"There are perverts robbing children."

When she arrived, she happened to see Kevin dressed as a maid, holding a big sword to"coax" the baby, so the demon king just now turned into a good baby.

This terrorist picture directly made her Fu Hua yelled.

Until a hand put on her shoulder. A familiar voice sounded.

"monitor."

Fu Hua was a little strange.

"Yayi, why are you here?"

Yayi started to sell with enthusiasm:"Kevin refrigerator is super multi-functional. The refrigerator can be more than just a refrigerator."

"But......"

"Why do you need to carry a child in the refrigerator?"