Honkai Encyclopedia: Start with the Sky Meteor!

"This is......What the hell?!"

The cabbage heads full of wise eyes each strongly stimulate the audience's senses.

Is this a short film directed by Kevin?

Normal people can't do such outrageous things, right?

Here On the land covered with cabbage, I make a promise to everyone - humans will definitely defeat the cabbage-!

Just this sentence.

Kevin's ancestors, the ten thousand years of - style is gone.

【Kiana:"So, Kevin invited us to perform these things?"】

【Raiden Mei:"Is Ai-chan's heroine actually Cabbage?"]

I have to say.

This role is definitely tailor-made for Ai-chan, and she plays her true self!

Especially that wise gaze.

The true story of Deli's stupidity!

【Xi'er:"Sister Bronya in baby form is really cute.~"】

【Kiana:"It's cute, but why do you want to murder me?"]

The baby Kiana in the video has grown so big that her belly has become bigger, but Bronya still puts spoonfuls into her mouth. vegetable.

How much resentment is there?

What to say...

Does holding someone to death count as murder?

【Padofelis:"Does this mean that Bronya made Kiana’s belly bigger?"】

【Kiana:"？？？"】

【Bronya:"？？？"】

【Teresa:"What kind of strange statement is this?!"】

【Cheng Lixue:"Is it really possible?!!!"】

【The Herrscher of Consciousness:"What are you excited about?"】

【Velvet:"But speaking of which, Kevin's lines are so clumsy and outrageous.......I feel like I will never be able to look directly at Kevin again."】

In fact, it was used in the previous Kevin brand refrigerator.

The heroes can no longer look directly at Kevin, and can no longer connect Kevin with the lone traveler who has been burdened with the fate of fifty thousand years. but!

Kevin's character is deep in his bones.

Therefore, every time this kind of chaotic scene appears.

Can shock the audience once

【Tesla:"It made me laugh so hard that I even did a commercial with Su in the end."】

【"The sudden attack almost hit my waist!"】

【Kevin:"......"】

Although Kevin doesn't care much about reputation and what others think of him.

Otherwise he wouldn't have to bear all the sins alone.

Pave the way for those who come after you. but!

Just because he doesn't care about his reputation doesn't mean he can attack him like this.

Such a degree of social death.

Even if you run to the Quantum Sea and stay for tens of thousands of years, you still won’t be able to clean it away.

【Herrscher of Knowledge:"From today on, it is not only sins that are brought to the grave, but also the experience of social death!"】

【Teresa:"No one can escape this kind of thing"】

The video continues to play.

Countless cabbages have disappeared at this moment, and the scene that replaces them is Kevin sitting alone on the frozen throne, his eyes full of loneliness and loneliness

"No one can understand my loneliness on the Frozen Throne"

"Until, TA appears."

On campus -

Kevin, who was a student, was sweating on the basketball court.

He jumped high and dunked the basketball into the basket successfully.

Such a handsome and unrestrained scene immediately attracted fans outside the court. cheers, but Kevin only ended up with that figure.

Mei......

She served Kevin a drink.

But after drinking, Kevin sent a reply with extremely low emotional intelligence.

"Thank you, but this flavor of the drink is not very tasty."

With such an answer, the smile that originally hung on Mei's face disappeared instantly, and her expression gradually solidified.

【Padofelis:"It seems that even in a parallel world, Kevin's emotional intelligence is still as low as ever......."】

【Kevin:"Huh?"]

Kevin obviously didn't understand what Pado meant.

After all, in his opinion.

Such remarks are quite normal.

If it doesn’t taste good, it just doesn’t taste good. I would never lie.

【Alicia:"Hey......Kevin, the girl prepared the water for you with great joy. Even if you don’t like to drink it, you can’t say this, otherwise Mei will be very disappointed."】

【The Herrscher of Knowledge:"Needless to say, this guy’s straight male cancer has already penetrated deep into his bone marrow."】

【"The Kaslana family has always been like this"】

【Kiana:"？？？"】

【Siegfried:"？？？"】

Kevin's low emotional intelligence speech made Mei feel bad. If she hadn't been gentle enough, she might have already taken action against Kevin.

But Kevin......

I didn't notice anything unusual, and there was no reaction.

The atmosphere was frozen for a while.

At the critical moment, a large milk tea with Kiana's mark suddenly appeared and handed a normal-sized cup of milk tea to Kevin.

And at this time.

Kevin also realized that his words just now were inappropriate, so he took Kiana's milk tea.

Looking at Dr. Mei affectionately

"This milk tea is good, you should try it too."

Mei's lips raised a smile again.

The next moment, the picture suddenly changed, and a large version of Meiyi's milk tea appeared on the screen.

The perspective was changing.

Back to the Frozen Throne.

Meiyi and Ti riding on the Horigalu Kiana, armed with a sword of fire, was swaying the heat and excitement brought by milk tea.

Kevin also walked from the Frozen Throne to the camera, holding a cup of milk tea in his hand.

He showed a sunny and confident smile.

"To resolve the awkward situation, sweet pepper curry milk tea!"

"Hot drinks are smoother, coo1!"

【Kiana:"So it’s still an advertisement?"】

【The Herrscher of Knowledge:"Although everything here is very outrageous and very crude, it is still good from an advertising point of view."】

Unexpected!

Eye-catching!

Full of novelty!

If this product really existed, it would be a big hit.

After all, that was Kevin’s endorsement!

【Tesla:"I don’t know, have you noticed something?"】

【Einstein:"What did Dr. Tesla discover?"】

【Tesla:"In the original story, wasn't it Mei who was pursued by Kevin? But in this video, it was Mei who was pursued by Kevin."】

【Alicia:"Kevin, so you are like this Kevin?"]

The audience was somewhat surprised.

It turns out that it’s not just an advertisement, Kevin actually uses it to vent his inner fantasies?

Crumbs!

It’s simply too disdainful!

【Otto:"Amber, do our Destiny have any products now? If possible, I can personally endorse it.""】

【Amber:"Your Majesty Bishop, we are Tianming, not Tianming Food Co., Ltd."】

【Otto:"Is that so?"】

【"Then we can launch a product, such as bitter melon juice or something"】

【amber:"......"】

The bishop is getting really weird now.

In order to satisfy the idea of ​​endorsement advertising, you actually have to create a product specifically for this purpose?

Or bitter melon juice?

Would anyone besides Theresa buy that kind of thing?

Even if the destiny family has a great cause.

It’s impossible to mess around like this!

The video continues to play - the protagonist is still Kevin!

In the large classroom, Kevin came to Su's side and waved the two tickets in his hand to him.

"You see, I spent a lot of effort to get the tickets for Eden's concert. Let's go watch it together on the weekend."

Su will naturally not refuse such an invitation.

"It's Tianqiong City next door, so we have to leave early then."

The two hit it off immediately.

They started to go to the concert at one point.

It was still more than thirty hours before the concert started.

The two started from school and successfully arrived at the airport after being stuck in traffic for three hours. In the world, There were only twenty-seven hours left, so they missed the plane. After processing the plane tickets, the two decided to take the tram. However, when they arrived at their destination, they found that they had not brought their luggage. They turned around and looked.

The train had already set off. In order to retrieve their luggage, they took another tram.

By the time they retrieved their luggage, there were only nine hours left.

After getting on the bus, they fell asleep due to exhaustion and missed the bus.

They sat until the deserted Suburban Ridge. (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

They tried their best to run back to the bus stop, and there was only one hour left before the Eden concert.——

【Teresa:"Is this concert a must-see?"]

First, I missed the plane due to traffic jam.

Losing luggage.

Finally the bus stopped.

What kind of real-life people are on the wrong road?

【Kiana:"Actually, I still think this is Kevin and Su's problem. As long as there is no mistake in a link, you are already sitting at Eden's concert venue, right?"】

【The Herrscher of Knowledge:"What a bit unlucky!"】

【"but......"】

【"Is Eden's concert that attractive?"】

【Alicia:"Of course, in pre-civilization times, Eden was the greatest artist and the most popular performer in the world. Her concerts are no longer a matter of popularity."】

【"Isn’t that right, my good Eden?"]

Ellie's words are not exaggerated at all.

In the previous civilization,

Eden's achievements in art alone were enough to represent an entire era.

She was also a model, artist, musician, designer, etc.......

Super star!

The star that shines in the world

【Eden:"Thank you, Ellie, for speaking so highly of me......And Kevin and Su, I didn’t expect you to like my performance so much. I’m very honored for it."】

【Kiana:"Is it so powerful?"】

【"I'm really looking forward to what Eden's performance will be like."】 in video.

0 Request for Flowers The bumpy journey can be compared to the rough journey of people on the embarrassing road, which makes Kevin and Su exhausted mentally and physically.

Fortunately, there is still time before the concert. As long as the goal can be achieved, the process does not matter.

"As long as we take this bus, we can still catch the concert."

While the two were waiting for the bus,

Su comforted Kevin, who looked tired.

"ah?!"

However, when Kevin touched it subconsciously, he found that his wallet had been stolen directly by the person who just passed by.

"Bastard, don't run!"

Everything they encountered along the way.

The two people who couldn't bear it became furious. They discovered the thief immediately and started a chase in the city.

Through the streets and alleys!

I don't know how long they chased.

Kevin and Su The thief was successfully blocked in the alley, but they were panting heavily due to excessive physical exertion and reached the point of exhaustion. At the critical moment!

Milk tea cup version Bronya and Kiana appeared, and one offered milk tea and towels.

One provides electric fans and towels.

Mei Yi is responsible for selling milk tea.

"Great energy supplement, bell pepper curry milk tea."

They took the milk tea. After drinking it in one gulp, Kevin and Su immediately returned to their full state. Refreshed, they gave the thief a righteous gang fight and won.

At this moment, as dusk fell, their eyes were filled with dark circles. sue and kevin walking down the street

"Now I can finally get on the bus.

What they hope for at this time.

Just go home.

But -

Three Cups of Milk Tea jumped on the bus one after another before them, and drove away, leaving only the two of them looking at the bus exhaust with tears in their eyes.

They were so distraught that they ran and crawled in pursuit.

Screaming!

"Ah, milk tea!"

"Sweet pepper curry milk tea, how can we live without you?

And the three cups of milk tea in the car......No, it was the leader of the Valkyrie trio who let out a sigh of relief.

Feeling sorry for each other

"A performance of this level is easy for our famous Lehayou actresses

"Speaking of which, I really want to hear Eden’s concert. I still remember the singing from before.~"

"etc......."

"This station, this car?!"

By the time Bronya realized something was wrong, the space had already begun to distort.

The three people and the bus disappeared completely.

Faintly.

Ai-chan's voiceover seemed to be heard.

"ah?"

"what about me?"

"I haven’t even taken a single shot yet!"

【Theresa:"What are all this? Why did you get in the car after three cups of milk tea and then disappear?""】

【Kiana:"The ending of the Balsam Sustainer video was the same way, and we finally boarded a car and left.......It seems that Aunt Jizi is right, this is really the same series of videos"】

【Herrscher of Knowledge:"No, don't you think this video is a bit strange?"]

Until now.

The audience doesn't know why Kevin left Kiana alone.

I also have to shoot so many weird commercials. personal interest?

So this is a bit too twisted, right?

【Fu Hua:"So you think there are other profound meanings in it?"】

【The Herrscher of Knowledge:"Anyway, I don't believe that Kevin would come to Kiana and three people to shoot this extremely weird and outrageous advertising video for no reason."】

【Kiana:"Compared to that, don't you think the last scene is interesting?"]

Kevin and Su's final performance of chasing the bus was truly amazing!

Especially the sentence"Milk tea, how can I live without you!" is the highlight of the entire advertisement!

【Padofelis:"So, Kevin, can you perform that?"】

【Kevin:"......"】

It seems that he sensed the doubts of the audience.

The video isn't over yet.

It still continues to play, answering all the questions of the audience.

On the seaside bridge!

The sea breeze was blowing, and the city opposite was lit up with sporadic lights. Kevin and Su looked side by side at the covered moon in the sky.

"These children are really interesting. It’s not in vain that we tried our best to summon them.

"yes."

Su narrowed her eyes and smiled. The activity just now has proved its value.

Kevin hesitated for a moment and spoke slowly.

"If, well, I mean if......You observed it in Sumeru mustard seeds, she.......Find a way to show this video to her, she will definitely be very happy."

Su didn't refuse.

But quietly,

Miss Pink Fairy's words seemed to be heard.

"Sue, Kevin, thank you....."

"I saw."

She was sincerely grateful for the gift given by her friend.

Under the reflection of the moonlight in the sky, the train shuttle disappeared in place and headed to the next platform.

At this point in the video, she gradually became lonely and died.