Honkai Impact 3rd: Live broadcast room, start!

Just as the three members of the train crew were preparing to go around, the world of Genshin Impact...

At this time, Ying was on the way to earn food money for Paimon...

(Author: Got it!)

(Ying: You got a banana peel! Where is my plot!)

(Author: Just tell me if you are earning food money for Paimon!)

(Ying:... You are too much! Look at the sword!) (〝▼皿▼)

(Author: Hahaha... How can a small sword without a blade cut people without a blade!)╰(*´︶`*)╯

Ying slashed the author with a sword.

(Author: Ah~)( */∇＼*)

（Ying: Who said you can’t cut people without a blade…）罒ω罒

（Author: Ahhh, you forced me to do this!）(▼皿▼#)

（Ying: What, you still want to resist?）→_→

（Author: Look at my trick! Help me, Ms. Herrscher of Knowledge!）(⋟﹏⋞)

A brick suddenly appeared in front of Ying, accompanied by a voice saying “Leave the author”

Ying lost consciousness…

……………………………………………………………………

【System: Hi hi hi~ Did you miss me, everyone! 】( ﹡ˆoˆ﹡ )

【Paimon: Ying, are you okay! 】( 。ớ ₃ờ)ھ

【Ying: I'm fine...】(´-﹏-`；)

【Qin: Did something happen to the Honor Knight? 】⊙(・◇・)？

【Ying: Captain Qin, I'm fine, I just suddenly felt a headache, as if someone hit my head. 】(-_-)ゞ

【Amber: Is it because you've been under too much pressure recently? 】(´｀;)？

【Ying: Probably...】(-_-)ゞ

In order to support Paimon, Ying has been waking up every morning. First thing to do: Catherine! Accept commissions.

The Adventurer's Association has almost no quests to issue recently. In order to prevent other adventurers from having no quests to do, they can only impose a limit on Ying: only four commissions can be accepted per day.

[Jizi: Little Sanyue, is your pioneering trip going smoothly this time? ](｀・ω・´)

[Sanyueqi: It's going very smoothly! We have now received the help of Cocolia, the supreme leader of Yalilo_VI. ](｡＞∀＜｡)

[Jingyuan: Wait, what planet! 】Σ(ﾟ∀ﾟﾉ)ﾉ

【Old Yang: Wait, who do you say is the top leader? 】Σ(ﾟ∀ﾟﾉ)ﾉ

【Anti-Entropy: Who do you say! 】Σ(ﾟ∀ﾟﾉ)ﾉ

【March 7: Cocolia, what's wrong, Uncle Yang? 】[・_・?]

【Old Yang: It's okay, it should be a duplicate name...】(-_-)ゞ

【Old Yang: By the way, does Cocolia have a daughter named Bronya? Or Rosalia, Lily Ya or something like that? 】⊙(・◇・)?

【Bronya (Bengtie): Sir, do you know me? 】[・ヘ・?]

【Old Yang:! 】(ﾟ⊿ﾟ)ﾂ

【Anti-Entropy:! 】∑(°口°๑)

【Kiana: Another Bronya! 】Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ

Old Yang didn't know what expression to make now. He looked at the two names and then at Himeko next to him... Did he wear the clothes back again? Why are all the people here familiar!

【Tesla: Damn! Cocolia, the female vixen, is actually the leader of a planet in another world! It's a miracle that the world hasn't been destroyed yet. 】Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

【Jepard: Don't say bad things about Cocolia! 】(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃

【Pera: Do you know how hard Lady Cocolia has worked for us? 】(〝▼皿▼)

【Jingyuan: Um... Is there anyone who can answer my question? Is your planet really called Yalilo_VI?】゛(‘◇’)?

【Jizi: That's right, General Jingyuan, have you heard of this planet?】[・ヘ・?]

【Jingyuan: I have heard of it a little bit.】

Jingyuan looked at a photo. The Jingyuan in the photo was obviously much younger, and next to him was a burly man with fiery red hair and one hand transformed into a mechanical arm.

"Igor..."

【System: The world has isolated me...】＿|￣|○

【System: No one cares about me? I was here first...】˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅

【Hanabi: Oh my, the system is not crying, right? Come, let me see】੭ ᐕ)੭*⁾⁾

[System: I don't want to care about you...]ʅ( ´・∧・｀)ʃ

[Hu Tao: Good opportunity! ]✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧

[Hu Tao: Go...]

[Hu Tao has been banned]

Hu Tao:∑(❍ฺд❍ฺlll)

Hu Tao: I just said one word!

[Zhongli: I just said one wordAh! ]

[Zhongli: This is what Hall Master Hu asked me to relay. ]

[System: Zhongli, tell her that even if I'm autistic, I will never let her advertise! ](・｀ω´・)

[System: Play next...]

[System: Wait! I almost forgot there's one thing I haven't done yet. ]

[The Thirteen Heroes of Chasing Fire (Paradise) have joined the live broadcast room]

[Grayshu: What is this? Kosmo, why did this suddenly appear in front of me? ]⊙(・◇・)?

[Kosmo: ...]

[Pado: Could it be that the Herrscher is calling? ](⋟﹏⋞)

[Qianjie: Kitty, where is the Herrscher! 】(〝▼皿▼)

【Mobius: If it was a Herrscher, the only Herrscher that could invade Paradise should be...】(´-ι_-｀)

【Yakura: Corrosion...】(•́ω•̀ ٥)

【Qianjie: Herrscher! Get out of here!】(〝▼皿▼)

【Aponia: Qianjie, please, calm down. This couldn't be done by a Herrscher. 】

【Vilvi: If it was a Herrscher of Corrosion, we would have been gone by now, was this another prank of yours, Alicia? 】「(°ヘ°)

【Alicea (now civilized): I didn’t expect that you would look at me like this, Vivi~ Woohoo, pink fairy lady is so sad, she needs Vivi’s comfort to get up.】(˘̩̩̩ε˘̩ƪ)

【Alicea: Eh? Another me!】Σ(ﾟ∀ﾟﾉ)ﾉ

【Pado: What’s going on! There are two sisters Ai Li?】Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

【Gray Snake: My Lords, please allow me to explain it to you. 】

【Gray Snake: The following is omitted...】

【Eden: So that's how it is? Then this Ai Li is...】(◦˙▽˙◦)

【Ailishia (current civilization): Of course she is resurrected, my good Eden. 】(=^▽^=)

【Mobius: Is that so? If so, then this live broadcast room should also allow us to leave. 】 (*≧▽≦)

【System: Of course! 】( ﹡ˆoˆ﹡ )

【System: But it is only possible if you get the reward. 】

【Mobius: Then can I leave now? In return, I can give you Ai Lishia. 】( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧

【Alicia: So in Mobius's heart, I am just an item that can be given away at will... Woohoo, the pink fairy lady is so angry that she needs a fusion warrior with a pink skirt and green hair and the Shesha gene to appease her. ♪】o(´^｀)o

【Mobius: ...】(￢_￢)

【System: Although your proposal is very tempting, it is not possible. The system must also follow the rules. 】(◦˙▽˙◦)

【Mobius: Tsk... Is it not possible? 】(o｀ε´o)

【System: Next, play the video. 】

《Thirteen Heroes Survival Meeting》

(This video is from the 2023 Honkai Impact 3 New Year Meeting)