The old man was very happy, and the old man was very happy.

[Xiangling] "So what is the [Pool] that Traveler Ying mentioned in the video just now?"

[Captain] "Based on my many years of experience, it is probably a card-drawing system, where you have to consume a certain number of items to get a limited character, and then you can control this character."

[Paimon] "The last pool was Sanbing. Isn't he the Fatui executive? Can a villain be used as a game character?"

[Kiana] "Not all Fatui are annoying, for example, [Prince] and [Servant], although they belong to the villain organization, their personalities are basically not that annoying, so they must have been set as game characters."

[Tadalia] "Sanbing? His arrogant personality? I really can't imagine that there would be people who like his personality?"

[Sanbing] "Humph, I'm arrogant? That's because I have the duty of being arrogant. How dare you, the last one, judge me?"

[The Book of Blue Mystery] "Isn't he arranged to be a big boss in the game for players to beat, or the kind that they beat once a week?"

[Brownie] "Maybe the planner first let him do something harmful to the world, and then after he was defeated by the protagonist, he used his previous tragic experience to whitewash him, and finally he turned from a bad guy to a good guy."

[Bronya] "This direction is not bad. Bronya can also design game plots in this way in the future. What to do."

[Traveler Ying] "Anyway, I don't have the money to draw the character I want in the video."

The scene changed, and Traveler Ying and Paimon were walking on the street. Traveler Ying said, "There's nothing I can do. I can only find some commissions to do."

Unconsciously, Traveler Ying came to the Hall of Rebirth and happened to meet Hu Tao. Hu Tao saw the tool man who came to her door and greeted her enthusiastically, "Oh, isn't this the traveler?"

Traveler Ying "Hu Tao? How long have you not reproduced?"

Paimon "Yeah, where have you been?"

Hu Tao "The industry economy is getting worse and worse. I went to Xumi before, and I thought I could get a few orders for extra money, but my expectations were all dashed."

Hu Tao became more and more disappointed as she spoke "Alas, if this continues, our Wangsheng Hall won't even be able to raise funds for the Lantern Festival."

[Hu Tao] "That's not the case. Our Wangsheng Hall has a thousand-year foundation. Even if Zhongli sends bills to the Wangsheng Hall account every day, there will definitely be funds for the Lantern Festival."

[Zhongli] "Master Hu is right... By the way, Master, I just bought some high-quality tea from Qiaoying Manor. I put the bill into the Wangsheng Hall account. Please bother you."

[Hu Tao] "Hahaha, no trouble, no trouble, just wait, I'll find you right away..."

In the picture, Traveler Ying immediately came up with the best plan for Hu Tao, "It's okay, I'll sell Paimeng to Xiangling to try the food, and we'll just make do with it."

Paimeng complained, "Can you please not be so obsessed with beauty!"

Hu Tao also rejected Traveler Ying's plan, "No! For long-term planning, we must think of a promotion that will allow people to buy our funeral services in advance. ”

Traveler Ying "Healthy people probably won't buy this kind of service in advance."

Paimon "I have a good idea. We can try to do a séance ceremony, pretending to summon the Rock King and possess someone!"

"Then we can tell everyone through the Emperor's tone that if they buy the service of the Hall of Rebirth in advance, they will be able to keep the Rock King company after death. In this way, Walnut's funeral business can be promoted smoothly!"

Traveler Ying "Are you serious?"

[Traveler Ying] "That's right, Paimon, are you serious about this plan? Aren't you worried that Zhong... the Emperor will suddenly summon a star rock from your head?"

[Paimon] "Ah, don't scare me, Traveler Ying, this is the plan I came up with in the video, and it has nothing to do with me in real life!"

[Walnut] "But I haven't really tried this plan. I think I can give it a try. ”

[Yan Fei] “Miss Hu Tao, according to the laws of Liyue, is your behavior considered fraud? Or is it aggravated by using the name of Lord Yan? ... How many years will you be sentenced to?”

[Xing Qiu] “Besides, even if we in Liyue admire the Emperor very much, we would not be so foolish as to believe that people can accompany the Emperor after death? No one should be stupid enough to deceive in this way.

I believe it."

[Seno] "What Paimon said is not a lie, because after death, even if people can't keep company with Lord Yan, they can definitely meet Lord Yan face to face. Do you know why?"

[Paimon] "Why?"

[Seno] "Because he is Lord Yan (Yan), he has to register those who have died and then send them to reincarnation."

[Tinari] "Is this another new joke of yours, Seno?"

[Seno] "...Isn't this funny?"

In the video, Walnut asked Paimon's plan, "But who will be the one who is possessed?"

Paimon pointed to the traveler Ying next to him with a smirk, "Of course it's the traveler Ying! She was possessed by Inazuma's monster before, and her body is almost changing into someone else's shape~"

Traveler Ying "Why do I feel that this sentence is wrong?"

"I can go, but in advance, Paimon has to cosplay as the Dragon King Ruota next to me. ”

Paimon noticed something was wrong, “This… This is not appropriate…”

Traveler Ying looked indifferent, “It’s okay, not many people know what the Rota Dragon King looks like anyway.”

Then Traveler Ying took out the Blood Jade Branch from his backpack, “When the time comes, I’ll stick a tree in your ass and just roar a few times.”

Paimon was sweating profusely, and the following scene emerged in his mind—Under the Fulong tree, Rota Paimon broke out of the seal and roared, “Awoo, Morax, I fuck you immortal!”

Thinking of this, Paimon immediately took out the tape to seal his mouth, “I take back my suggestion just now.”

[Paimon] “You’re still talking about me, your method is not much better, Traveler Ying!”

[Captain] “Indeed, even if I haven’t seen any Rota Dragon King, Paimon’s role doesn’t look majestic at all. ”

【Moonlight】“On the contrary, it’s a little cute~”

【Walnut】“It’s okay. We can say that King Ruotu was sealed for a thousand years, and his power was greatly weakened, which led to his appearance.”

【Xianyun】“Then this change is too big. It’s obvious that they are not of the same species... Besides, King Ruotu’s power has not been weakened to this extent.”

【King Ruotu】“I guess only those stupid and short-sighted mortals would believe this scam.”

……

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