Honkai Impact: As a captain, I reveal myself at the beginning

As a result of Malfoy's attack,

Since February, Dumbledore has been under frequent pressure from the school board.

Ask him to take a plan as soon as possible to solve the problem of the secret room.

The whole of Hogwarts became panicked again.

It was in this situation that Lockhart stepped up,

He announced in public: In order to save the precarious campus, he is ready to make his debut as a campus idol, no, he has prepared a surprise to boost everyone's morale.

February 14th,

Valentine’s Day.

The little wizards finally knew how he was going to boost their morale.

Early in the morning, hundreds of owls flew in the auditorium.

These owls hovered over the auditorium like a grayish-brown cloud,

But it wasn't rain in the clouds, it was feathers and dung.

At this moment, the breakfast of the whole school is almost completely wiped out.

Only Levin reacted quickly enough to prop up a force field barrier above his head, leaving a pure land for Ravenclaw's dining table.

As a result, the wizards of the four academies had to huddle around a long table to eat.

"Hurry up, everybody's here. "

Lockhart, dressed in bright pink robes, beckoned the students to decorate the auditorium with objects sent by owls.

As a result, the four walls of the auditorium were covered with large, dazzling pink flowers.

To make matters worse, there were also heart-shaped confetti falling from the light blue ceiling.

It's like a wedding scene.

Now, the table that had just been cleaned up was unlucky again, and the confetti kept falling into the bread and tea of the little wizards.

So the group had to go to Ravenclaw again.

The little witches clearly preferred this romantic arrangement to the disgusted male witches.

After all, breakfast is available every day,

But Valentine's Day only happens once a year – at least in 1992!

When the auditorium was completely furnished, Lockhart stood on the platform and waved his hand to silence everyone:

"Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!"

Open your arms and loudly announce:

"From now on, you can send me a greeting card! I'll pick the lucky girl and she will get my autograph. "

Lockhart said, revealing his trademark smile,

This time, the response from the students was muted.

So far in this semester's class, most students have seen that this peacock is actually just a beautiful flower shelf, a silver-like wax gun head.

But the battle-hardened Lockhart was not embarrassed at all, and continued to be cheeky: "Of course, I have to warn you in advance, don't ignore your other professors because of me, I don't want to arouse their jealousy"

Then, I saw him clap his hands,

In the door to the foyer, twelve dwarfs with gloomy faces entered.

Dwarfs are stocky humanoid magical creatures that are found all over the world, but have a different name in each place, such as Kurupira in Brazil.

And unlike the average dwarf, Loha made them all have golden wings and a harp on their backs, and they looked doubly ugly.

"My friendly, little Eros with a greeting card!" Lockhart said beamingly, "they're going to be wandering around the school today, handing you Valentine's Day cards!"

"Of course, that's not all the fun, I'm sure my colleagues are willing to take part in it!"

Lockhart gestured to Professor Sprout as if he were performing:

"If you're looking for something to love for, head to Professor Sprout's conservatory, who will be happy to share with you her elaborate roses, or offer a parasitic service (men and women are rumored to have to kiss under mistletoe). "

Professor Sprout lowered his head, looking embarrassed, and Snape on the side showed a sneer.

Seeing Snape's expression, Lockhart boasted, "Why don't you ask Professor Snape to teach you how to make an aphrodisiac!"

"Don't look at him the way he looks now, but he never misses a beat when it comes to potions. "

Unfortunately, his ass slapped on the horse's leg, and Snape instantly became gloomy, with a strange light shining in his eyes, as if anyone asked him how to make Ecstasy, he would be forced to poison.

Immediately afterwards, there is Professor Flitwick who eats melons:

"If you're interested, Professor Flitwick is more proficient in mesmerizing magic than any wizard I've ever met, cunning old dog!"

Professor Flitwick, who was still smiling just now, immediately buried his face in his hands, wishing that no one could see him.

Before being reached by Lockhart Cue, Professor McGonagall got up and hurried out of the auditorium.

After listening to Lockhart's words, many people were ready to move,

Like Harry, like Percy Weasley, like Cedric Diggory, and so on.

Indeed, today is really a good day to confess,

Especially when there are "little Eros" to do it for you,

This is as much less risky than confessing on April Fool's Day or Truth or Dare.

The female prefect Penelope seemed to sense something, and immediately warned loudly: "If anyone dares to humiliate me with such a dwarf, even if I become a ghost, I will not let him go!"

Ravenclaw's Zhang Qiu, Gryffindor's Angelina and others all agreed.

Levine nodded approvingly, glancing cautiously at some of the girls who were about to move.

"Let's go and find a safe place. Levine said, pulling Ciri and Hermione away in a hurry.

But if you are confessed by a dwarf in a place with a lot of traffic, what is the difference between that and a public execution?

Cedric wanted to find an excuse to talk to the dwarfs alone,

But before he could put it into action, he was entangled by the dwarf first. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Don't look at Cedric as Zhang Qiu's licking dog, in fact, he is not bad, he belongs to the standard handsome student template, and he is very pleasing to his classmates.

Among these classmates are men and women, among whom ...... The proportion of boys is slightly larger,

What does it look like to open seven or three?

After all, it's a corrupt country.

The name of the Hufflepuff courtesan is not something to be said casually.

In just one hour, the dwarf read seven or eight love letters from boys for him.

Harry had the same troubles, and the only thing he could be proud of was that the dwarfs read mostly from girls.

Even during the school day, the dwarfs don't stop.

They kept barging into classrooms and handing out Valentine's Day cards, much to the annoyance of the teachers.

When it comes to attractiveness, the charismatic Levine is the most popular.

In Charms class, twelve dwarfs take turns reading love letters to him.

This made him start to think for the first time that it was a bit too much to turn on [Charm Human] every day.

Professor Flitwick locked the door so that no dwarfs could enter.

As a result, they lay out of the window and read earthy love poems to him in a broken Scottish accent, which made him very angry.

In the Transfiguration class, they still want to come to this set,

Angry, Levine had an epiphany on the spot, and changed the druid's [Animal Ignorance] to [Dwarf Ignorance], forcibly making the dwarfs unable to see him.

In the afternoon Potions class, Professor Snape was uncharacteristically unstoppable from these disturbing creatures.

Within two minutes of the lesson, five dwarfs burst into the classroom and stood in a row at Levin's desk.

Levin pulled out his wand, trying to concoct the same way as he did in the morning,

I only heard Professor Snape say lazily: "'Leavengreen, whoever asked you to pull out his wand, Ravenclaw will deduct five points!'"

After that, he also showed a malicious smile and deliberately vomited.

The Slytherin snakes burst into laughter.

Levine understood that the old bat was trying to disgust himself.

But he has so many methods that he can't tell who can disgust whom.

Since you can't use a wand, let's do something wandless,

Levin's mind moved, mobilized his spiritual energy, and forcibly hypnotized the group of dwarfs.

So he listened to a dwarf, plucked the harp, and sang, "I have a Valentine's Day gift with a singing voice for Professor Snape." (Zhao Zhao's)

Snape froze.

Good fellow, the clown is actually me?

Before he could react, the dwarf played the harp and led the singing

"Oh, Snape!" (the other dwarfs sing in unison, "Oh!")

"My dear old fellow!" (Qi: "Old fellow!")

"You're so handsome!" (Qi: "Oh! handsome!")

"Your hair is like the blackest crow!" (Qi: "Oh crow!")

"You're as black and dashing as a volcanic bat!" (Qi: "Oh chic!")

"For Merlin's sake," (Qi: "Merlin!")

"You're mine!" (Qi: "My!!")

"You stupid old bat!!" (Qi: "Old-bat-bat-")

"[Divine Edge Without Shadow]!"

Snape's face darkened with rage, but he still had a shred of sanity and only used magic to break the greeting card. []

The dwarfs fled in a hurry,

But instead of giving up, they stood in the hallway and continued to sing a little love song to Professor Snape.

The classroom was silent, and the little wizards tried to laugh but forced themselves to hold back, not daring to look at Snape or out the window.

Only Levine secretly blossomed.