Honkai Impact: I, Captain, Bizarre Adventure Revealed

March Hare: "Drop!"

The tree that said the raucous: "Disappear?!"

Bronia: "Drop!"

The tree that said the commotion: "Chek noisy! Chek noisy! Chek Chek Chek Chek noisy!"

The captain was speechless: "It's not... Don't go with it!"

The tree that said the raucous thing: "So do you want me to disappear?!"

"Yes, of course!" the captain cut to the chase, without the slightest hesitation, "It's noisy, I want it!"

The tree that said the raucous: "Chekchek Chek Chek makes trouble, then I will disappear!"

Just like that, after experiencing a magic spell that twisted his mouth.

The talking tree Chekchek disappeared.

The terrifying Dou-level 20W monster before exposed its back to the view of the captain's group.

Therefore, the captain of the ship did not talk about martial virtue to launch a sneak attack.

March Hare: "Sakura, scatter!"

Bronia: "Reload the bunny, fire!"

The two of them launched their big moves at the same time, and the terrifying monsters were all greatly damaged.

Looking back in disbelief.

The pupils as large as a lantern were filled with sorrow and incomprehension, "Abominable human beings.... You guys actually.... You actually sneaked up on me!"

Seeing this, the captain once again showed a standard bad smile: "Hahahahaha, how is it, didn't expect it?"

Seeing the captain's attitude of not being ashamed and proud, Bronia repeated her previous words again, "Captain, please restrain your words and deeds, now you look more like a villain." "

[Kiana: Bai Ze, hello villain!]

[Teresa: Bai Ze, hello villain!]

[Alicia: Eh... Although it is really not good to say this, it seems that this is the case, Bai Ze... Your face is so abominable!]

[Bai Ze: What kind of villain? What nonsense are you talking about? Is this called a villain? This is called the deep outpouring of affection after defeating a strong enemy!]

[Einstein: These shameless words make you even more hateful Mr. Shirasawa!]

[Bud Yi: It's "three, two, three"... It is obviously an undisguised ugly face, which is extremely hateful!

The cooker waved the spatula vigorously.

Echoing Dr. Einstein's views.

To Bai Ze, a verbal condemnation was launched!

But... Bai Ze, with a bottom line of minus three meters, a thick enough skin, and a completely unspeakable look of eating melons for everyone's discussion.

[Pardophyllis: More hateful than Sister Snake!]

What did you just say? I didn't see it, please resend it, okay?"

[Pardophyllis: I didn't say anything, it was the can that accidentally passed by on the keyboard. 】

The clumsy reason, far-fetched explanation, made everyone laugh.

But Padot has already regarded himself as an idol just now.

After all, not everyone dares to face the majesty of Mebius, just like her honest friend Hua, who has always been a guinea pig!

So, Pado is already brave!

At the same time, the video in the light curtain has made new progress.

After the captain and his party defeated the terrifying monster.

The inexplicable voice reappeared.

"Don't miss it when you walk by, Cang Shi fortune telling, a hundred calculations, no money!"

"Captain, someone over there is yelling, do you want to go over and take a look?"

On the surface, Bronia was asking the captain's opinion, but in fact, Bronia had already pushed the captain in the direction where the voice came from.

"Okay, let's go, Bronia, you have all my face written that I want to go and see. "

The captain walked up to the fortune teller rather helplessly.

The fortune teller is called Cang Xiaoxuan.

Seeing this name, the captain suddenly wanted to ask, do you still have a sister named Dan Xiaozhu?

Without waiting for the captain to ask, Cang Xiaoxuan took the lead in speaking.

The eyes are cunning.

The tone is extremely demagogic.

"Huh... Hello officer, what do you want to know?"

"Wait, wait...", the captain raised his hand to signal him not to speak yet, "He understands the price first, otherwise what if you ask for the price out of thin air?"

"Price?" Cang Xiaoxuan shook his head inscrutably, "No, no, no, you and I meet in this deep mountain and old forest is fate, our line ah, the most exquisite thing is fate, so today I don't accept your money, just ask!"

"Really fake? Then I can..."

In the mentality that if there is a bargain and do not take advantage, it is a loss, the captain decisively chose to calculate the marriage!

But I never thought that people don't count.

The captain was stunned!

How? Why doesn't it count?

"Why?"

In the face of the captain's questioning, the fortune teller Cang Xiaoxuan's expression was even more sad.

"I'm still single myself!~ Forcing single dogs to count marriage for others... Are you the devil?"

The captain was speechless for a while.

Think about it.

I'm really a bit of a devil!

"Captain, you see this man has a strange mark on his head. "

At this time, Bronia found a new clue.

The March Rabbit also quickly added, "It seems that it is indeed the characteristic of people who can form bonds mentioned by Chacha." "

"And did the captain forget about the demon of snooping on fate?"

As soon as the words fell, the fortune teller Cang Xiaoxuan stopped pretending.

Showdown.

"Originally, I wanted to collect cashiers, of course, I had to collect some other good things, but I was discovered by you, then I can only stop you, look at the move!"

This sudden change caught the captain off guard.

"To predict future outcomes, the devil who tempts passers-by to hand over precious things... Hey, hey, it's not that coincidental, is it?"

No matter how you hide it, but it's a god stick!

The fortune teller Cang Xiaoxuan asked to go to war.

The battle is on the verge of breaking out.

But what the captain didn't expect was .... This guy is quite powerful!

For a while, no one could help anyone!

The scene froze.

"You guy... Who is it?" the captain couldn't understand, "obviously he has such strength, but he always hides his words. "

"Objectively this is a bad statement!" Cang Xiaoxuan shook his head, "As the saying goes, the heavenly machine must not be leaked. "

"I saw ten points for this, and said that you only listened to one point at most. "

"It's not that we don't want to say it, it's that we're afraid that we will be punished by heaven if we say too much!"

The captain shook his head, completely treating the guy opposite him as a nonsense stick, "Why don't I believe a word of what you say?"

"Don't believe it, Captain Shirasawa, why don't you believe it?"

Did I say my name is Bai Ze..."

Although he was surprised that Cang Xiaoxuan directly called out his name.

But the captain can't associate the strong man who can predict the future with the guy in front of him who looks like a profiteer.

It's like knowing that Zhibao is obviously very strong and invincible.

But in the hearts of the captains, she is still a living treasure, a soul figure who supports countless laughter.

Long live the great lawyer lady!

Even if he is only three years old, he can still know the indispensable gods of the sect!

The conversation continued, and Cang Xiaoxuan laughed a few times with disdain.

"Hehe, did you believe it this time?"

"But I really don't see much of your life. "

"We generally call people like you... People outside of destiny. "

"Gee... In my lifetime, I really encountered something amazing. "

Dark clouds rose in the sky and thunder rolled.

Cang Xiaoxuan could no longer maintain the appearance of that high-ranking person, and his face changed greatly, "It's bad, it seems that God thinks that I have leaked my mouth, it seems that I can't stay here..."

"Speaking of which, our sister has been away from home for 300 years, it's time to look for it!"

"Ahem, the old man pinched his fingers, a few guest officials, what kind of sage are you looking for, right?"

"Walk around, together, I'll lead the way. "

The sky suddenly sounded, and Cang Xiaoxuan retreated in embarrassment.

Although the captain still wanted to catch her and ask more things, she... It's already run out with a puff of smoke, so far, far away

[Teresa: A proper divine stick is undoubtedly!]

The principal of the school was quite contemptuous of Cang Xiaoxuan's behavior of pretending to be a ghost.

Without him.

She was a little anxious to watch this video.

She just listened to Cang Xiaoxuan's words less, and she almost couldn't pick up the plot!

This makes the school principal, who does not use his brains very much, very sad.

She just wanted to be happy, but why? Do you want her to use her brain all the time?

But... Unlike Teresa's dissatisfaction. (Read violent novels, go on Feilu Fiction Network!)

Zhibao was quite interested in Cang Xiaoxuan's words.

I can't wait to let the video play backwards, let her carefully and carefully, before and after, frame by frame, and watch it several times!

[Treasure Knowledge: I, the great Wise Lawyer, have decided that Cang Xiaoxuan is my idol, and I must learn all her words. 】

Until then.... She no longer has to worry about being deceived by old antiques.

She is the lawyer of consciousness.

Very strong!

[Shirasawa: On the birth of a god stick fraudster?]

Bai Ze, who was on the way to Himeko's house, suddenly wanted to laugh.

The treasure of the plot... How to become a fraudster step by step, he does not know much.

But.... The treasures of this world become an opportunity for fraudsters.

Let him witness success.

Cang Xiaoxuan's words opened the door to a new world for this three-year-old baby!

Since then, the treasure is no longer simple.

Treacherous, black-bellied, pretending to be a ghost, calculating wealth, marriage, and future....

Fortune telling, everything is counted, everything is calculated.

Don't let you don't want money, walk by, don't miss ~~~

The source of all evil, the originator of fraudsters, and the first person to pretend to be a ghost, is Cang Xiaoxuan!

After that, the video in the light curtain continues to play.

The captain and his party quickly found an entrance into the depths of the forest.

But looking at the trees in front of them, they made another difficulty.

March Rabbit's eyes were sharp, and he held a knife in his hand, and was the first to speak: "In the next place, cut down these trees that get in the way." "

Bronia couldn't help but glance at her, "No need to waste your efforts, Miss Bunny, if these trees can be destroyed, then this must be a dung job, and there is no shortcut to the game!"

Captain: "This is also the basic in RPG games?"

Bronia: "No... This is the basic basics of being a player. "

Captain: "..."

I sat up in shock in my dying illness, and the clown turned out to be myself?!

All right

Bronia, you, win!

[Bronia: Bai Ze, did you hear that? This is the basic basic of being a player, please don't use your advantage to answer questions with us!]

As a top gamer 0....

Bronia U cares about the fairness of the game.

Well... Good equipment can reduce the difficulty of the game, which she can understand and accept.

After all, if you charge the money, what's wrong with cooling?!

But... Bai Ze's kind of hanging up must be put an end to!!

[Alicia: Agreed! Quite agreed!]

[Padolphyllis: Bai Ze, please don't use your advantages to answer questions with us anymore!]

【Teresa: +1!】

【Kiana:+10086!!】

[Shirasawa :.... Although, but, are you thinking about fart?"

Please be polite!

I'm not a mentally retarded water god in the world next door!

Fluffy: So?! Are you polite? What is mentally retarded? I, Fluff, are you a good witty batch?

[Bronia: Huh... Bronia knew that Bai Ze did not dare to do this, after all, you have no other ability than prophetic foresight!"

Seeing that Bai Ze did not take the bait.

Bronia used the tricks she used to use in the past.

But the answer was...

[Bai Ze: Okay, okay, don't make trouble, I'm not stupid Kiana, this radical method is useless to me. ] 】

[Kiana: Abominable... Bai Ze, you tell me clearly, Miss Ben is stupid?"

The white-haired dango is angry!

She was despised again!

But the question is, she's stupid, isn't she?

Probably not?!

She's smart, well... is very smart, this must be Bai Ze and the stinky imp acting to bully themselves!

Kiana thought so.

And Bai Ze has come to the outside of Himeko's house at this moment.

Inside the house, Himeko is looking in the mirror to admire her rather proud figure.

One of the most ritual steps before bathing is performed.

"Well, I have to say, my body is really beautiful, bumpy, fat and thin!"

"Even if there is still a slight gap with Lord Rita. "

"But... This figure is enough to crush the headmaster of Teressa, as well as Bronia, Kiana, and Bud Yi...."

"In this way, I, Himeko, am indeed the most beautiful woman in Saint Freya Academy!"

Looking at herself in the mirror, Himeko made a comment quite satisfied.

Long legs, straight and slender, with a touch of flesh.

A slightly tighter white short-sleeved shirt that outlines a perfectly seductive curve.

The long hair that was as red as a waterfall was draped wantonly behind him, adding a little charm to it that an intellectual woman should have.

She hummed a ditty and untied it in a rather relaxed mood:

With a bit of girlish naughtiness, gently pick your hand behind your back....

After that, bend down a little to make...

But at this moment, Bai Ze came.

Knock knock knock -

A rhythmic knock on the door interrupted Himeko, who was about to step into the bathroom.

"Is that you, Grown-up?"

A hint of cunning flashed in her beautiful eyes, and Himeko mistakenly thought it was Teresa who suddenly came.

Just draped in a white cotton bath towel and walked to the door.

There is no lack of ostentation.

Seem... She wants to use her plump body to make the barren Teresa feel inferior.

Don't you think that 0.1, when you open the door, you see Bai Ze?!

"Huh?!rogue...."

The scream subconsciously came out of his mouth, and in an instant, Himeko forcefully closed the door of the room.

But Bai Ze, who looked confused, had already flashed into Jizi's boudoir.

"It's not... Himeko, what the hell are you doing.... Creak... This figure is really quite wow!"

Bai Ze, who wanted to complain a few times.

After seeing Himeko's costume.

Instant realization.

No wonder, she would call herself a rogue BT.

Originally... She was preparing ....

The fiery red hair that had faded its restraints swayed and fluttered as the body rotated.

The thin waist like a water snake, the white skin, and the soft lighting of the room, it is simply not too wow.

Why did you, why did you suddenly show up in my room?"

Himeko looked panicked like a frightened little white rabbit.

Even if she is already a battle-hardened Destiny A Valkyrie, she is facing the current situation for the first time.

Let's count her as a pure love girl... In this private situation, the thinking in his mind suddenly went down, and his IQ was on the same level as Kiana.

It's hard to react well.

You can only curl up as much as possible to ensure that you are not hurt more.

Seeing such a weak Himeko, the evil taste suddenly rose in the captain's heart, and a joke he had seen before blurted out.

"Miss Himeko, do you want to play QJ games with me?"

"No, I don't want to!"

Ji Zi shook his head sharply, his thinking was instantly clear, and he finally recognized that the man in front of him was the smelly Bai Ze.

The mood is relaxed, and it is only relaxed.

She tries to analyze the current situation and try to find a good solution.

But in the next second, Bai Ze's words made Ji Zi's jaw drop completely.

"If you don't want to, how can you call it a QJ game?"