Honkai Impact: I, Captain, Bizarre Adventure Revealed

"Countdown to the first preemptive answer: 3, 2, 1."

"Congratulations Tesla!"

"Please answer..."

TNND, this garbage system knows to target the old lady!

It's good now!

Old lady, I can finally come out.

This time I grabbed the answer, I want to see how the Dogecoin system can target me!

Mad Dr. Tesla.

After reappearing.

Without even taking a look at the question, just choose C.

Don't ask.

Q: There is a rock song called "All Choose C"

Tesla: "I choose C, Cheshire Cat is angry and starts the century war with Fuhua." "

"Correct answer. "

"Reward: All design drawings for Dr. Tesla Gundam Zero. "

Well?

Is that the right answer?

When the reward arrived, Dr. Tesla shocked himself.

“... Do you have to rely on the threat of force?"

Obviously, she used her brain very seriously last time.

And then wrong!

This time, she didn't even think about it, directly chose C, and at the same time sacrificed her biggest killer invincible quantum explosive punch.

And then... That's right!

Have you become a pure clown with your brain?

For a while, Dr. Tesla fell into deep self-doubt.

And Otto, Bronia, and Bai Ze.

They were all caught off guard by Dr. Tesla, who suddenly went online.

..... Gan!

Isn't this a shameless old six?

Silently peep into the screen, and then... Take the reward in one fell swoop.

Such people ... All damn it!

[Bronia: Tesla, Dr... Your sudden behavior, placed in the game circle, will be sprayed without family tree!"

[Otto: It seems that the action of destiny on anti-entropy is not dense enough, and Dr. Tesla can actually care about other things. 】

Otto smiled.

Life and death are unpredictable.

In an instant, one order after another was issued from Otto's office.

Valkyries everywhere began to act.

The anti-entropy defense line suddenly tightened.

Dr. Tesla's wave of hatred pulled and gave Kokolia a whole stunned!

No... Otto?

You are already a full-fledged Archbishop of Heavenly Destiny, please don't be angry, okay?

It's Tesla who provokes you, don't spread your anger on the head of anti-entropy!

This way... I'm having a hard time getting it?!

[Tesla: Blonde bastard, you are a trash, pure %...!%()]

[Shirasawa : Okay! ]

It's time for Dr. Tesla to perform.

Next... Dr. Tesla will show you a wave, what... It's called Real Telegram 297!】

[Otto: ....? Be sure to follow through on the mission!】

[Kokolia:... No... What do you mean, Otto, you are angry, you are looking for Tesla, why are you angry with me?!]

The news of the constant urgency of the defense line kept reaching Kokolia's ears.

Now...

She should have been innocent, and she became the most injured one in this battle....

[Lilia: Mother Kokolia, you worked hard!]

[Kokolia: Not hard, hard life! ]

All right?!

Tesla, have you scolded enough of this idiot?

Otto's Valkyrie troops have hit the doorstep!】

Amid Kokolia's hysterical roars, a new round of playback of the video in the light curtain began.

The captain's eyes roamed back and forth on Fuhua and the Cheshire cat.

At last...

Weakly tentative, "You two... Are you sure it's the same thing?"

Hearing this, the Cheshire cat, whose brain was not very good, became popular on the spot.

The azure blue beautiful eyes glared fiercely at Fu Hua.

Stretched out his finger and pointed at Fu Hua.

Loudly questioned: "How could it be.... You lied to me, you self-proclaimed sage!"

Fu Hua calmly shook his head, "I'm not!

Correct.... The reckless Cheshire cat would not listen to Fu Hua's explanation, "It's useless to talk more, take it!"

"Can't you listen to people?" Fu Hua pushed the red glasses on his nose, and his expression became serious, "This is the end of the matter, I can only sacrifice my strongest magic to convince you!"

"Wait...," the captain scratched his head in confusion, "Why did you even learn magic?"

"Open the sky!"

A loud voice rang from the captain's ears.

So far, there is an answer to this question.

"It turns out... Fu Hua, your strongest magic is... Physical?!"

That's all right!

The captain found a fairly clean place to sit on the spot and watched with interest as Fu Hua fought with the Cheshire Cat.

The fight between the two was exceptionally smooth.

At the same time full of aggression, it is also very ornamental, and the captain who watched it was boiling.

I even want to practice my hands myself.

But thinking of Fu Hua's invincible inch, the captain really agreed.

Can't beat, really can't beat!

But the Cheshire cats on the field are comparable to Fu Hua.

In the end, neither of the two could help the other.

The mouth cannon session that the audience loved to see began.

Fu Hua: "If you can take my physical magic, it seems that you are not an idle person." "

Cheshire Cat: "Hahhh Hahh... The strength of the villains, the strength (aeai)... So strong?"

“...."

The exchange of words gradually intensified, and new sparks collided between the eyes again.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Bronia poked the captain, "Captain, if you don't stop it, I'm afraid the situation will become uncontrollable!"

The captain got up from the ground, patted his butt, and walked between the two, "Don't fight anymore, you guys don't fight anymore!"

If I play again, I'm going to play DJ - Phoenix Dance for nine days!

- Invalid persuasion!

Bronia gave the captain a blank look, such a funny persuasion method is destined to be ineffective!

The captain also seems to be aware of this.

Eyes dripping and rolling.

He opened his mouth and said, "Cheshire Cat, the Philosopher's Stone you want, I know where it is!"

"What? You actually know?"

As the captain thought, the Cheshire cat, who didn't have a good brain, was fooled, but...

The captain himself was a little uncomfortable.

He said he knew where the Philosopher's Stone was.

But... He didn't know where.

So... What answer should he give to the Cheshire Cat?

"The location of the Philosopher's Stone is.... Well... The Red Queen's Castle! Yes, that's right, in the Red Queen's Castle!"

Didn't look at it.

Didn't look at all.

The captain's open mouth lies really... Will anyone believe it?

Bronia shook her head and quite helplessly raised her hand to cover the beanie eyes that rolled to the whites of her eyes.

But anyone who is a guy with a normal head must be... Will not be deceived by this clumsy lie of the captain.

Correct... The Cheshire Cat is not at all the kind of smart person.

The whole picture was an expression of realization.

There was even a little gratitude.

"So it is, it seems.... I got the wrong target. "

"Huh? actually believe it?!"

Countless exclamation points swarmed from the top of Bronia's head.

This moment.

The tea county cat refreshed Bronia's perception of stupid.

Originally.... Their lower IQ limit is lower than they thought before!

"Without further ado, I will leave for the Red Queen's castle and leave!"

As before, the Cheshire Cat turned around again nimbly and disappeared into the depths of the mischief forest with a puff of smoke.

Empty talk misleads the country, and industry prospers.

Cheshire Cat, this kid is really good, a doer, it's a pity... The brain is not very good!

The captain sighed pitifully, and once again stinked, "Whew... Bronia, deal with stupid people or am I better than you!"

"But.... Why the Red Queen's Castle?"

Hearing Bronia's soul torture, the captain chose to ignore her.

Without him.

There is no real reason.

Just then he had this place name in his head. (Read violent novels, go on Feilu Fiction Network!)

You let him say somewhere else.

He really can't say it.

But at this moment, the captain suddenly had a feeling of opening up, "Cheshire Cat's interest is to play the strange thief since it has been fulfilled." "

"So..."

"It's only a matter of time before you need to deal with the state where the secrets are hidden in the Red Queen's castle!"

"So it is. Bronia nodded in agreement, her brain making up a more convincing explanation.

"Instead of letting the Cheshire cats wander around, create an opportunity in advance that will connect with the Red Queen's castle." "

Seeing that Bronia had been successfully fooled, the captain gave his gaze to Fu Hua.

"So now.... What happened to you when the sages who preached physics in the forest disturbed you?"

"I woke up at the entrance to this forest. Fu Hua handed a card to Bronia.

Then, Bronia read the above content.

"You wake up in a forest, don't panic, visitor from another world!"

"You are the great sage who supports justice, go and guide the brave man named Alice to complete the redemption of this world!"

Apparently... Fu Hua's card is no different from hers.

Later, through the pronouns of several main characters, Bronia made a rigorous analysis, "Although there are some differences, but... This is indeed a character from the fairy tale Alice in Wonderland. "

Fu Hua then nodded, "That's right, I have also read this fairy tale picture book, according to the plot of the story, Alice will definitely pass through this forest!"

The captain shrugged, "So you decided to go to the deepest part of the forest first to wait for Alice's arrival." "

By piecing together with Bronia's words, the captain analyzed the whole picture of the matter.

The words engraved along the way are for both the brave of the other world and Alice.

It's a pity that Alice didn't pass through here.

Nor did he walk with them.

So, the new main quest is unlocked to find Alice as the brave!

The next stop is the crazy tea party.

"Does the madman at the tea party seem to be messing around, speaking of which, Miss Bunny Girl seems to have been dropped for a long time!"

Hearing Fu Hua's words, March Rabbit hurriedly squeaked to prove his existence, "It's just meditating in the next!"

Hearing this, a flash of essence flashed in Fu Hua's eyes, "I see that this young lady rabbit has a firm heart and seems to be a malleable talent, you might as well ..."

"Ahem... The captain pretended to cough and signaled Fu Hua to accept it when he saw that it was good, "Since the goal has been clear, why don't we speed up the progress and go as soon as possible?!"

Fu Hua: "Ah wait.... According to the previous Miss Monster Thief, this area seems to hide some adventurer's great secret treasure. "

"Oh, the Great Secret Treasure?" Bronia instantly stood up, "Captain, shall we find the Great Secret Treasure first?"

The captain nodded, and the situation was under control.

After hearing the Great Secret Treasure, Bronia will definitely not leave this place easily.

At this point, the captain can play an absolute package ticket.

After all, she is the most famous Metal Gear Gear Wolf Tooth in the game circle!

While Bronia explores the Great Secret Treasure.

The captain realized one thing.

Now that there is a precedent for Mad Hatter Bronia, maybe .... Alice is also just an identity.

So...

Who would this person play Alice be?

The picture stops abruptly.

New problems arise.

[Excuse me: Is Alice the following character played?]

【A Teresa】

【B:Kiana】

【C:Captain】

【D:Lauderdale】

Who plays Alice?

After seeing this question, everyone moved their brains one after another, and even Kiana fell into deep thought.

The majestic school principal Teresa rummaged through the boxes to find the original roar of "Alice Fantasy Crusoe".

Trying to find some clues from above.

Or some more conspicuous features.

The effort pays off.

While Teresa licked her fingers and flipped through the Roar comics.

She finally got a most characteristic characteristic.

That is....

Alice's hair is blonde.

"Golden, female... Isn't that the right answer?"

[Teresa: It's up to you, Lauderdale.... You're the so-called Alice actor!】

[Lauderdale:.... Aha... How could it be me?Lord Teresa... Just don't kid me, I won't be Alice's actor. 】

Man sits in his home, and the pot comes from heaven.

Dumb goose confused.

What was Teresa thinking?

How could she be Alice's actor?

[Shirasawa: Although but... Why did you just say the answer? You really don't treat us as outsiders, do you?"

[Rita: Yes, Lord Teresa, the correct answer is the first person to know, there is no need to say it in the group, what you say is a lot more from your competitors!]

[Otto: ... In the future, remember not to speak casually. 】

Smart?

Not smart.

If you are not smart, you are also your own granddaughter!

No matter what, Otto always loved Teresa, even if... The brain is indeed a little ....

[Teresa: Aha... I withdrew, so it should be much better, right?]

[Bai Ze: Is it an invalid withdrawal... Also, you people in the Kaslana family like to say ahhhhh

This was how it was under the moon.

The same goes for Karen in the video.

The Iron Straight Woman's Stupid Goose just used this tone word.

Teresa is no different.

So, is this also a kind of inheritance of the Kaslana family?

[Alicia: Kevin, eh, is what Bai Ze said true? Kevin don't be shy, give everyone an aha one!】

[Kevin:....]

At the moment, the vast majority of people in the group are discussing who Alice's actor will be.

But.... Treasure never changes the mind.

She suddenly discovered one thing, that is, the old antiques in the picture seemed to be a big flicker.

Just like just now, she wanted to fool the March Hare.

[Treasure: Fu Hua, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that you are actually such a person. ] 】

[Fu Hua: A person like that?!]

[Shirasawa: What kind of person is that?]

[Zhibao: It's a big flicker, you didn't see her PUA Moon Rabbit in the video just now, what martial arts wizard or something....]

[Fu Hua: If you can, please shut up, thank you!]

Fu Hua just wanted to be a beautiful girl quietly, but Zhibao labeled her several times.

What does that mean?

Do you want to bully honest people?

Sooner or later, let her try physical magic - open the sky!

Think about it, talk about it.

There is also an old saying in Shenzhou called endure for a while, calm the waves.

Take a step back and open the sky.

Zhibao did not touch her bottom line, sin does not lead to death, let's spare her for the time being!

[Kiana: That... Miss Ben's mind flashed with the correct answer, Alice's actor must be the great aunt! 】

At this time, Kiana suddenly spoke.

Guessed the real correct answer.

This made Bai Ze feel that something was wrong, why did the sun hit the west and come out?

How could Kiana guess correctly?

[Shirasawa: Kiana, how can you..]

[Bronia: A flash of light in your head?!

Plate duck plays steadily.

But I don't want to, Kiana's inexplicable flash of inspiration is the right answer! .