Honkai Impact: Live broadcast answering questions, I rushed to answer like crazy and became a god

Click——

The screen completes the transition.

Blade appeared on the big screen and introduced himself to everyone, "Hello everyone, my name is - Blade." "

"Today I want to bring a little star core hunter shock to the cubs of the train crew."

Bang -

The blade pushed the door open hard, and a loud sound resounded in the train.

Blade tried to put on a grim expression.

However, the next second

Blade tried to pretend that his expression was strained.

Even the eyeballs almost popped out of the eye sockets.

The elder of Lower Bara.

The scene in front of him made him a little unacceptable for a while.

In the picture, the crumb star hugs Kafka's waist, and his head rubs and rubs on the mighty shore.

"Mom, the universe is so complicated, I don't want to work hard!"

"Silly child, still called mother?"

Blade: "...."

Kafka?

Why are you here?

You are a star core hunter, why, do you mix with them?

And also... Isn't that kid the carrier of the star core in Elio's script? How did she become your daughter?

This relationship is here, can I still scare her?

You're not going to be desperate for me, are you?

Well.... Forget it, you can't afford to mess with it, let's look at others!

And then... Blade saw that the pink-haired girl March Seven was excitedly selling her slime mask.

For the appearance of the blade, Sanqi only glanced at it.

Then, it's gone, then...

The blade petrified in place on the spot, and a gust of wind blew through, turning into debris and floating into the distance.

I, Blade, but Star Core Hunter, can't you respect me?

Why so calm?

Never mind!

I'd better go, here, it's not for me!

"Leave!"

But before Blade turned around and took a few steps, he met his lifelong opponent, Jade-faced Little Green Dragon Danheng.

"Come on, have a cup of coffee?"

"No need!"

"Also, the coffee of the train set does not dare to drink it without some strength."

Blade: "...."

Hum?

You... Questioning me?

It looks like it's time to show your true strength!

Killing intent is pervasive!

The blade grabbed the coffee in Danheng's hand and drank it in two sips.

After that, the blade turned around with an ugly face.

A mouthful of old blood spat out of his throat.

This... Is it coffee?

But without waiting for the blade to complain, an excited voice came from behind him-

"Wow? ～！ "

"Worthy of a blade?!"

"After drinking Himeko's coffee, it's just a shock to the tiger's body!"

The blade silently wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and braced, "Hmph! To this extent, even ten more cups are not too enjoyable! "

Star: "Great! , Finally able to eliminate these stocks! "

Blade: "...."

For the first time, I felt that death was so close to me~

But even so~

The blade that is strong in life is to drink ten cups of Himeko's coffee.

Cold sweat kept slipping down his head.

Foaming at the corners of the mouth.

The whole person looks like before coolness.

Correct... Chipstar still patted the horse and flattered: "It's worthy of a blade!" "

"After drinking ten cups of Himeko's coffee, it's just foaming at the mouth!"

Blade: "...."

Finished!

My stomach hurts!

Isn't it too inferior to go to the toilet now?

Star?

Don't boast, okay?!

You're doing this to make it difficult for me?!

What to do?

What to do?!

Can't... Pull it into your pants, right?

Wait... Pregnant!

Blade patted his clothes elegantly: "Coffee accidentally dripped on clothes, borrow it from the bathroom." "

[Silver Wolf]: "This.... It's really something that a blade can do! "

[Kafka]: "Death to face and live to suffer sin, worthy of the blade!" "

[Elio]: "What do you know?" This is called the stubbornness of the blade, how can a powerful star core hunter expose his weak side? "

Right now!

Elio laughed wildly!

This is the blade, a guy with a face first, a simple mind and developed limbs!

It only takes a simple method to get it right!

[Blade]: "As the strongest star core hunter, I, Blade, have no weaknesses, and this video is an insult to me!" "

Blade gritted his teeth and said the words.

The picture played in the live broadcast room made him lose face, and he couldn't wait to rush in and knife himself off!

The damage is not high, and the insult is very strong.

It's really horrible!

[Bronia]: "Blade's IQ and way of doing things are exactly the same as the stupid Kiana, and it only takes a simple stimulation method to make her suffer a lot~"

[Kiana]: "Miss Ben is not so stupid, don't talk nonsense." "

[Teresa]: "....."

Although, his silly niece really seems to be like this!

Cute love, no heads!

Well... This is a disease, a very serious disease, it must be treated! (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

[Himeko]: "I'm curious, that coffee... Is it a laxative? Why is that..."

[Star Dome Walter]: "Do you know bean juice?" It's even worse than that taste, and I can't bear it at all, I think it was... Eh, don't say it, I almost disappeared at that time! "

[Fu Xuan]: "Bean juice? What is it? Is it really that bad? "

[Star Dome Walter]: "Hmph... Wash pot water? Swill? Under...."

[Bud Yi]: "Stop and stop, I seem, already know what the smell is, it's just unreasonable!" "

Cook's brows furrowed tightly.

Wash pot water, swill, under...

This is a crime!

How can you treat ingredients like this?

[Himeko Hoshiki]: "Eh... No, it's just 99 percent hand-ground coffee and one percent water! "

Everyone: "...."

Nothing more?

This... Or coffee?

What's the difference between eating coffee beans raw?

No, eating coffee beans raw is not as bitter as this!

After being crushed into powder, it can make more detailed contact with the taste buds, and the taste will be greatly improved!

The video continues.

For the excuse that Blade had worked so hard to come up with, Star only replied with a word.

"Sorry, we have no restrooms here!"

Blade: "Hmm....?" Don't you all use the bathroom? (Li Zhao)

Star: "Laugh to death, there are beautiful girls here!" "

Blade: "Oh, yes, beautiful girls don't need to go to the bathroom." "

"Hmm... Wait a minute? "

“..... What about Danheng? He's not a beautiful girl, is he? "

Danheng spread his hands and rolled his eyes: "Die of laughter, the person is Long You!" "

Blade: "Oh, yes! "

Wait a minute....

Blade suddenly reacted to celebrate.

His expression instantly collapsed, and he roared, "How did I accept these messy settings so naturally!" "

"Beautiful girls don't need bathrooms."

"Dragons don't need to go to the bathroom either."

"What about you, Walter, you're always human, a normal man, not some strange species, right?"

Questions about the blade.

Walter silently pushed his eyes.

Chilly.

The atmosphere suddenly became suspenseful.

"Hmph... Every time I get that time, I suck them up with a quasi-black hole...".