Honkai Impact: The opening system captures the Herrscher of Knowledge

Walter Young: The purple title appears

above Walter's name, and it stands out in a flash.

"Next, congratulations to Comrade Fu Hua for winning the title of Shenzhou Tablet!"

Fu Hua: 〈............〉I knew I couldn't run away....

"Finally, congratulations to Bishop Otto for the title of Lady Green Lily!"

[Mrs. Green Lily] Otto: "Oh ~ my friend, I don't need to..." "

We feel very necessary." Fu Hao and the Law of Knowledge said in unison with their hands crossed at the waist.

Otto, Fu Hua, and Yang seemed to look at each other across the screen at this moment, and they were convinced: They are all fallen people...

"As compensation for appearances, give Ms. Fu Hua a parenting book!"

Fu Xi said solemnly: "Emphasize, I hope that Ms. Fu Hua can read it carefully, which will be of great help to your future." "

The Law of Knowledge: What do you mean....

"Give Mr. Yang a gym membership card."

Fu Hua and Yang: .......

Otto: "What about mine? 〉

Fu: "........ Give Otto, a nun dress! Pictured

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Otto slapped his mouth and shed tears of remorse: let you talk more, let you talk more!

"Time flies so fast, this live broadcast is going to say goodbye here, thank you audience friends, we will see you in the next issue~

" Kiana asked: "Wait! When will it start next? 〉

Hearing Kiana's question, Fu Xi and the Law of Knowledge looked at each other and understood what the other meant.

"The next live broadcast is three days later, and if there is an accident, it will be pushed back!" Fu Hao and the Law of Knowledge said in unison.

Everyone: "

It's nothing, we'll go off the air, and we'll see you in the next issue."

Fu Xi snapped his fingers, and suddenly the live broadcast room went black, and a line of small words appeared in the center of the screen: This live broadcast is over.

"A-chan, what good do you say Teresa can prescribe?" The Knower said curiously.

"Emmm, Kiana can definitely prescribe good things, but Teresa's words... I don't know.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter to us anyway, let's see how many live broadcast points we earned this live broadcast!" The Law of Knowledge patted Fu Xi's back and said expectantly.

"Hi~"

Fu Xi skillfully opened the system screen, looked at the information displayed on it and instantly became angry, and his mouth was full of national essences, and greeted the eighteen generations of the ancestors of the system.

[At the end of this live broadcast, congratulations on getting 18,435 live broadcast points, help you make a round, a total of 18,000 live broadcast points. ]

"I ********** you ******, you TM********** I ******!" (◣д◢) Fu Xi looked at the system and said that it was rounded, really TM rounded.

(10,000 words omitted here)

Ten minutes later......

"Here, drink this glass of water and continue to scold." The Wise Man took the water cup and handed it to Fu Hao and said.

Fu Yu took the water cup and looked at the person who knew the law speechlessly, not knowing how to scold for a while, and then Yu Guang looked at the upper left corner of the screen.

【Customer service complaint】

"Boom! There is also a complaint system, which is really humane~" After Fu Xi finished speaking, he clicked on the complaint, wanting to return the deducted live broadcast point.

【Toot

toot toot ~】【Toot toot toot ~】【

Dear, I am your exclusive system customer service, is there anything that can serve you? "

I want to complain, there is your system deducting my hard-earned live broadcast points!"

[Please contact your own system consciousness for this kind of thing, no need to call customer service, pro~]

"You mean the system consciousness that left in order to chase the drama when you first bound?" Fu Xi asked cautiously.

【.........】【

Okay, please wait, I'm checking the background for you...

】【.........】【Dear

, I didn't find out that you have been deducted live broadcast points. Fu

Xi sent the information just now to customer service, but unfortunately, this was just a futile effort.

[Dear, I have received your information, this is the people-friendly function set by the system manufacturer, according to the rounded conversion to help the host one-click rounding (ಡωಡ) 】

"........ Then I ask to cancel this feature. "Fu Xi was speechless, is it his fault to co-author?

[Dear, I have received your request, take the card verbal digging..... Dudu~

] [Whether this customer service complaint is satisfactory, if you are satisfied, please give a five-star praise, thank you~] [Thank you for your five-star praise

. "

I'm satisfied with you ******, which black heart manufacturer invented the system, pit daddy, this is." Fu Xi lit one star, but the system automatically praised five stars, and the whole person was (really) petrified.

"Eighty! Eighty! Eighty! Isn't it that little live broadcast point~" The person who knew the law looked at the petrified rune, clenched his fist to help the rune smash the stone that wrapped the rune outside, and soothed.

"........," Fu Xi covered his forehead, what kind of person is this! It seems that Zhibao was also damaged by himself, and he really couldn't let a one-year-old child access the Internet.

Kiana at this time............

"I can't wait." Kiana picked up two roaring boxes and placed them in front of everyone, one Delisa's and one of her own.

"Aunt, do you open first or do I drive first?" Kiana said confidently, she was not afraid of luck.

"I must have started first." Teresa wrapped her hands around her chest and came to the roaring box and said.

Looking at the big roar box in front of her, Teresa closed her eyes and prayed silently in her heart, then reached out and opened the roar box, but the light was so bright that she covered her eyes and no one could see what was inside.

The light gradually dissipated, and everyone brushed and looked towards the box, and for a while they did not see anything appear in the box.

"Aunt, you won't come out without anything, will you!" Kiana and Teresa said with wide eyes.

"How is that possible..... Am I so unlucky? Teresa looked at the box in disbelief, and the whole person was not good.

"No, it's still prescribed." Bronia took out several magnifying glasses out of nowhere and handed them to everyone and said.

Everyone took a magnifying glass and looked inside the box, only to see a small reddish-brown pill the size of an ant appear in the box, which was a sharp contrast with the box.

"......" The

crowd no longer knew what to say.

Teresa picked up the pill with her fingernails, and the function automatically appeared in front of everyone's eyes.

[Small pill for heightening: increase height by one centimeter after use.]

"Hahaha, big aunt, this pill is very suitable for you~" Kiana covered her stomach and laughed.

“..... Hmm~" Himeko and Nha Yi covered their mouths with one hand and pinched their thighs with the other, trying not to laugh.

Bronia and Fu Hua looked at Teresa with a gloomy face, praying in their hearts that Kiana would walk out of the office intact.

"What are you laughing at~~ Qi! Second! Graceful! Teresa came to Kiana, looked up and said with a smile.

If you don't pay attention to the tone, you can't see that Teresa is angry at this time, which is worthy of being Otto's granddaughter.

"Hahahaha.... Ha ha..... Ha..... Great aunt?!!

Kiana reacted and looked at the crowd on the side for help, but Himeko and the others turned to look away, pretending not to see it.

PS: Fanwai Small Theater————

"Knock knock! Knock knock!

Systematic consciousness that is chasing dramas: who!

High-rise: Check the water meter.

System awareness: My home does not have a water meter, don't affect me to follow the drama.

Snap! (Breaking in) high-level:

After the system customer service report, you are suspected of going to work to fish and not doing business, so you will be locked up in a small black room to remodel, and do a new rule!

System Awareness: Ya Butterfly! Butterfly!

Ten years later.......

System awareness: I have fully recognized my mistakes, I will re-do the system, and lead the host to become bigger and stronger!

Executive: Very good! You can get out of jail and remember not to be infected with the Barbatos virus anymore.

System Awareness: Received! Alas~

The high-level glanced at each other: Shut it up for me to continue the transformation!"