Honkai Q&A, The Opening Game Against Kevin

350: Kevin Who Likes To Tell Bad Jokes? Cool!

When everyone was discussing that Weiwei is the villain, Sakura on the screen discovered the pothole left by Weiwei when she left.

In order to check what Sakura found, a group of people carefully jumped down the pothole on the ground.

As soon as I hit the ground, I felt a chill rushing towards my face.

Padufelice shrank her shoulders, her voice became a little trembling——

【"What's going on, it's suddenly so cold!"

Alicia also looked around her shoulders: "There seems to be something in front, in front, and the air-conditioning is coming from there."

The visibility at the bottom of the pit was significantly lower than that at the top, and everyone could only vaguely discern a rather huge object in front of them, releasing an astonishing chill in the air.

"Huh? What the hell is this?"

Sakura seemed to have noticed something, and frowned: "Sorry, did any of you bring a flashlight or something like that?"

"I have it, I have it, just in case, we keep the battery on!"

Paduofelis took out a high-power flashlight and pointed it at the huge black monster in front of her.

Now I can finally see its true body——

"Kevin.....?!"

Sakura's eyes widened in surprise: "You, why are you sitting in such a place?"

Kevin: ...Sakura. "

At the same time, Alicia's exclusive voice sounded again——

"This is Kevin, an ordinary IT youth, living an ordinary life in an ordinary job. After Su's introduction, he is now one of the residents of the 'Golden Garden'." 】

"Common.........?"

Teresa couldn't help complaining: "Is it really okay to set Kevin as a common character?!"

"Common Boss Kevin?"

Pa Duo also felt quite inconsistent: "This setting is too different from the real boss Kevin!"

"Also, IT youth or something..."

Mebius pouted: "If I remember correctly, Kevin hasn't even graduated from high school, right? Does he really know how to write code?"

Kevin:

"One thing to say, the IQ of the Kaslana family..."

Bronya whispered: "It's better not to trust too much.

Teresa argued hard: "What you said, the principal of this school disagrees a little bit!"

Kiyana shares the same hatred: "So does Miss Ben!"

Otto:

Mei nodded seriously: "Indeed, Kaslana's IQ is the same as their cooking skills."

One cannot say that there is no such thing, but that it is infinitely close to non-existence.

On the screen, everyone looked at Kevin sitting on the Frozen Throne with worried expressions—

【Alicia asked worriedly: "Kevin...are you alright... Sitting in a swimsuit on ice will catch a cold..."

Hua also echoed: "Anyway... leave this cave with us first..."

"No, I... can't leave here."

However, facing Alicia and Hua's invitation, Kevin shook his head resolutely and refused.

Paduofelis blinked: "Why?"

Kevin fell into silence.

Alicia seemed to have thought of something, and her expression became more worried: "Kevin... Could it be that your subject is..."

Kevin was silent again for a moment, and then suddenly said: "It's stuck..."

Hua was taken aback: "Huh?"

Kevin continued: "It's stuck."

Sakura was also stunned: "Hey..."

"Back, elbows, and..."

Kevin said coolly: "Anyway, it's all blocked."

Everyone re-examined Kevin sitting on the Ice Throne, and the two really fit together seamlessly.

Alicia:

cherry:

magnificent:

Patofelice:

Kevin continued to say coolly: "I'm sorry."

Alicia suggested: "Well.....It really doesn't work, try pouring it with hot water?"

Patofelice: "Here, the thermos."

Crash--!!

Kevin:

Hua: "Hmm, what's ripe?"

Kevin said succinctly: "Me."

Sakura was startled: "How do you use boiling water?!"

Padufelice scratched her head: "Sorry, the quality of the hot water bottle is too good..."

Alicia interjected: "Heh, the good news is that the ice stuck to Kevin is melting away】

"Boss Kevin stuck in ice..."

Padofelice's expression changed to that of [OVO]: "Why does it sound weird..."

Hua: "Perhaps...Kevin must have deep meaning in doing this."

The law of knowledge complained: "Isn't there some serious illness?"

Sakura: "To be honest, Kevin feels a bit strange in it."

Eden: "Maybe, it's because Kevin is not good at acting."

Aponia: Acting? I don't know if I'm good at it..."

Kevin:

On the other side, with the concerted efforts of the three of them, Kevin finally managed to escape from the Frozen Throne—

【"Saved, thank you."

"No, you're welcome."

Paduofelis waved her hands again and again: "Your burn...doesn't matter?"

Kevin was serious: "It's okay, I used ice packs... just kidding."

Hua looked at Kevin in astonishment: "Kai, Kevin, are you okay?"

Sakura: "His words and deeds are not the same as usual, it always feels weird."

Paduofelis had an idea: "Ah! Could it be that Boss Kevin is also a fake robot made by Wei Wei?"

"Yes, it must be so! Because it is made of metal, it sticks tightly to the ice!"

"A body made of metal won't be scalded into a lump..." Hua explained in a low voice. 】

Everyone rejoiced at the sudden reunion, and told Kevin about their experiences so far——

【"Kevin, you were also brought here after the shipwreck, right? It's so cruel to press you on the ice seat and endure the cold torture!"

Sakura defended Kevin, but Kevin shook his head: "No, I sat on it myself."

Sakura was shocked: "Why?!"

Kevin put his hands on his chest, and slowly opened his mouth——

"Because it looks cool."]

"Puff!

In the question and answer space, Alicia couldn't hold back for a moment, and laughed out loud.

Qian jie laughed even more: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Question and answer space everyone:

Compared to Alicia's laughter, the others felt an inexplicable awkward atmosphere, as if the cold wind was blowing on everyone's skin, causing a chill.

"Okay, how embarrassing..."

Kiyana made a sharp comment.

"Indeed, even in terms of jokes, it's a completely cold joke."

Bronya also quite agrees with Kiana's point of view: "Combined with Kevin's feeling in the main world, it will be even colder."

Mei also seldom complained: "I always feel that I was filled with freezing in an instant..."

The law of knowledge is even more blunt: "The disciplinary officer next door shook his head when he saw it!"

Eden sighed: "I didn't expect that Kevin also has such a side... It seems that my vision of people is not completely accurate.

Su also expressed emotion: "It reminds me of my high school days with Kevin..."

"You say this is Kevin?"

Wilwe Conductor pointed angrily: "I would rather believe that this is a Kevin bionic man made by experts! Needless to say - it must have been done by experts!"

Velvet Expert: "I didn't do it.

Mebius closed his eyes sadly: "After seeing Kevin, I am even more convinced that my character must not be a normal character..."

Gracie tilted her head: "Kevin Uncle, it's so strange."

Cosmo: "(Am I the only one who thinks he's handsome?)"

Like most of the people in the question-and-answer space, a few people on the screen only felt a sudden cold wind that was different in nature from just now, making them tremble all over. Only Alicia seemed to find it very interesting——

【"Wow~ Kevin today has a different sense of humor than usual~"

Sakura looked at Kevin worriedly: "Kevin, what's wrong with you......"

Kevin still said coolly: "It's nothing, I just want to warm up everyone."

"Still telling jokes about temperature!"

Paduo Feilisi exclaimed: "We still think there is something wrong with this boss Kevin!"

0......seeking flowers......

Kevin was silent for a while, then suddenly sighed: "Isn't that okay?"

Alicia seemed to understand something, and looked at Kevin in surprise: "Kevin, could it be that you..."

I saw Kevin took out a card with a familiar format.

Alicia clapped her hands: "Sure enough, it's a project card!"

Hua stepped forward and took a look: "Kevin's topic is--'bring laughter to everyone in the Golden Garden'...that's how it is.

Sakura also understood: "The strange words and deeds just now are all for the purpose of completing this general task...."

Kevin regretted solemnly: "I have carefully prepared appearances and joke reserves, but I failed to achieve my goal. It was really a mistake."]

"A well-prepared joke..."

Hua's expression is very subtle: "Sorry, maybe my personality is too rigid, and I can't get the point of these jokes..."

Qiyana immediately raised her hand: "Young monitor, you are not alone!"

The Herrscher of Knowledge turned to look at Old Talisman: "Old Antique, can you get it?"

Fu Hua's expression was awkward: ... Uh, to be honest... not very good.

"Eh? Am I the only one who thinks it's funny?"

Alicia blinked, looked at the subtle expressions of everyone, and smiled indifferently: "Okay~ It doesn't matter, it's just interesting anyway~!"

On the other side, Alicia on the screen suddenly made a gesture, with a sly look on her face. When Hua and Ying saw her expression, they also showed a thoughtful look.

Alicia looked at Kevin with a smile——

["Kevin, can you tell us another joke?"

Kevin nodded: "Okay. Once upon a time, there was a popsicle walking on the road, and it melted as it walked—

Alicia: "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!"

Paduofelis was startled: "Sister Ellie?!"

Hua also forced himself to smile in a similar manner: "Heh.....hahahahahahahahaha!"

Sakura even let out a laugh: "Ha, ha ha ha ha...Kevin, this joke is really funny!"

Paduo Feilisi was stunned, looked left and right, and began to doubt life for a while: "What's the matter, even Ah Hua and Sister Ying... Is it because we don't understand the joke? Don't, We don't want to be the only ones who don't get the joke

Kevin's expression was a bit awkward: "Uh, actually, I haven't finished talking yet..."]

At this moment, Wei Wei's radio sounded, reminding everyone that Kevin had successfully completed the task, and the total points reached 2000 points.

And when the broadcast sounded, Hua and Sakura, who were laughing at first, instantly returned to their normal expressions—

【Hua clenched his fists: "Very well, Alicia's plan has succeeded!"

Sakura: "Ahem... I'm choking my throat a bit."

Only then did Patuo come to his senses: "Ah! So, it turned out that it was intentional to help Boss Kevin complete the project... Huh~ Really, I was shocked, and your reaction was too fast!"

Alicia smiled cheerfully: "Haha~ no, I really think Kevin's joke is quite funny, a popsicle is walking on the road, huh huh..."

Kevin is still trying to explain: "No, Alicia, I haven't finished the story yet, the joke is behind..."

Paduofelis was on the verge of collapse: "What the hell is going on, we don't understand you anymore! 17

Sakura stood up and said, "You guys have to spare Pa Duo... If you want to chase, you have to take advantage of the present."]

Under Sakura's reminder, everyone resumed chasing the fleeing Viale robot.

Kevin, on the other hand, followed behind them with a slightly frustrated expression because he failed to get the point out of the joke.

Alicia couldn't help being a little curious: "Speaking of which, what does Kevin's joke look like after it's all told..."

"Who knows.

The Herrscher of Knowledge shrugged: "Kevin, why don't you tell everyone here?"

Kevin:

I’m still watching Erbengzi’s plot, and I’m currently sorting out which plots can be written. After all, the main writing here is Bengbengbeng. If there are too many characters in some plots that have never appeared in Bengsanli, for Bengbengbeng players The senses are not very good.

However, the Otto line of the inheritance chapter must be written [really very good!

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