Honkai Q&A, The Opening Game Against Kevin

353: Kevin: Crazy Joke Talent Max!

While everyone in the question-and-answer space was talking, the picture on the screen started to play again, and Cosmo and Gracie who were sitting in the auditorium came into view—

【"Cosmo, when will we show up?"

Gracie pointed to the heroes on the screen and asked curiously.

Cosmo: "...it shouldn't be far away.

"Cosmo, you seem a little nervous? Is it because you are about to appear?"

"TE..."

Cosmo shook his head: "After all, it is the story written by Alicia, I need to confirm that there is nothing inappropriate for you.

"Content not suitable for me....."

Gracie tilted her head: "What is that?"

"Cosmo, why are you more nervous?"]

"Oh! Cosmo, so in your mind, do I have such an image?"

Alicia pretended to be sad: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooish

Cosmo:

Patuo naturally believed it, and quickly comforted Alicia: "Sister Ali, don't be sad. Ah Mo is just worried about little Gracie!"

"So, Cosmo...

Gracie raised her head and asked naively, "What exactly do you mean by content that doesn't suit me?"

Cosmo:

Silence, silence is the afterlife tonight.

Fortunately, not long after, the follow-up plot was played again on the screen, attracting everyone's attention.

Due to Wei Wei's misoperation, the people who were supposed to float on the surface of the volcanic jet elevator unexpectedly encountered a strong volcanic eruption and instantly ejected from the bottom of the sea.

Fly to the mid-air beam!

Even Qian Jie's mask was washed off!

In the exclamation of everyone, each fell on the beach.

"Wow! Sister Weiwei! We fly so high!"

Paduo stared in shock at the people on the screen who almost went straight to the sky, and opened his eyes wide: "If we hadn't been a fusion Warrior, and the Constitution was stronger, I'm afraid it would have turned into Padofelis and Padofei long ago. Liz-chan...!"

"Haha... Even if you are a genius mechanical engineer, you will occasionally make mistakes in experiments!"

Wei Wei scratched her head in embarrassment: "This is normal!"

... Alas, if it were me, I would definitely not act with you. "

Mebius shook his head helplessly, not hiding his disgust at all.

Although there were some accidents in the middle, everyone was safe and sound. With Weiwei's notification, the Yingjies also got a new mission - to get three keys and open the final door!

In order to find the three keys, the Yingjies also began to move forward. They encountered hospitable residents on the way and found the canned food that the residents worshiped as the island god.

And Sue, who was caught by the residents for being close to the can.

In the end, they succeeded in reaching a settlement with the residents, but at this moment, the volcano on this small island suddenly became active, and everyone fled away.

The Yingjies also fled to the seaside, but they were forced to stop here because there was no means of sea transportation. At the same time, the lava that fell together fell heavily on the side, and the sparks splashed frightened everyone to dodge quickly!

Everyone had no other choice at the moment, Su suggested that if they couldn't do it, they should jump directly into the sea to avoid being hit by the lava as much as possible.

At this critical moment, a melodious siren sound was heard from the distant sea, and then, a black shadow gradually expanded and pressed towards the sea.

The outline of the black shadow gradually became clear—it turned out to be a large luxuriously decorated cruise ship!

I saw it docked on the shore just right, and lowered a passenger ladder almost at the moment of breaking down.

A figure gracefully walked down the inn.

The crisp sound of high heels hitting the ground, accompanied by gentle and gentle laughter——

【"You seem to be very distressed~..

Eden's figure appeared in front of everyone. At this moment, she was also wearing a cool summer dress, which set off her fair and slim figure in the sun. "Every curve is perfect.

She casually lifted a lock of long hair, her voice was like a spring breeze

"It seems... I came just in time."

At the same time, Alicia's narration also sounded

"Let me introduce, this is the owner of the Golden Garden, the best landlord who is loved by everyone - Eden.

"She is a well-known musician, has been touring for many years, and she is very easy-going, so she never cares about small things like rent.

"The reason why I rent out the rooms in the villa seems to be just at the suggestion of a lovely friend, I want to meet more partners with similar interests~"]

"Miss Eden! The savior is here!!"

Patuo cheered loudly: "It's so easy to mess with! Now I can save you!"

"...No matter where Eden is, there are subtle changes in the human settings, but the most important place will never change.

Raven smacked his lips, his expression inexplicably envious: "It's nice to have money or something.

Braun: "Siola, is that all you love about money?"

"Isn't it natural?"

Raven: "It's better to say, is there really someone in this world who hates money?"

"So, Bronya thought of a sentence from a certain Paramecium——

Bronya tried to imitate Qiyana's tone: "Ms. Ben doesn't care about these stinky money!"

Kiana: "???"

"Wow~ The imitation is really similar! Bronya is really amazing!"

Alicia happily clapped her hands.

"W-Where does it look like!"

Qi Bao put her hands on her hips: "I haven't even imitated the essence of this young lady at all!"

"But then again—"

Mei changed the subject: "The 'cute friend' that Alicia mentioned is probably herself?"

Alicia blinked playfully: "Hmm~★"

back to topic one

The whistle of the cruise ship sounded again, and the passenger elevator was slowly withdrawing. The residents of the Golden Court ran back and ran wildly, and finally boarded the ship at the last moment.

Click - click!

Hearing the sound of the closing of the storage door of the passenger elevator and feeling the body of the ship start to move, everyone relaxed.

However, immediately after, Su noticed the vision——because apart from the seven of them and a cat, Eden and the islanders were all gone.

At this moment, the picture on the screen changed to the auditorium again, and it was Kevin and Su—

【Su, what do you think?"

"Interesting, isn't it?"

really. "

"

Kevin nodded slightly: "It is indeed Alicia who can let everyone accompany her to finish this story.

Su: "It looks like you're enjoying it too."

"I do not deny."

Kevin said calmly, "We need times like this."

Su agreed: "Well, Alicia must think so too."

"—However, there is one thing that makes me quite curious.

"What is it?" Kevin asked.

"Are those of your bad jokes... Are all of them written by Alicia in the script?"

Kevin was silent for a moment, then said, "No, she just wrote some random hints on the script."

Su: "In other words, those are all your improvisations?"

"Well, that's her wish too."

Kevin stood up: "It's almost time, I'll call the people behind to come in.

Su smiled slightly: "Okay, I'll go with you."】

"No, no way!?"

Now it's not just Patuo, most people in the question and answer space are shocked: "Kevin's cold joke, he really thought of it himself?!"

"Kevin! I didn't expect your talent for cold jokes to be so outstanding!"

Alicia clapped her hands in surprise: "It's really surprising! It's you!"

...... I always feel that the image of the World Snake Lord in my mind collapsed suddenly. "

Raven complained: "If those guys find out about this, I'm afraid the members of World Snake will have to run away overnight.

"Heh! Just think about Kevin's personality back then, and you can easily guess what kind of person he is."

Shibao spread her hands, expressing that she had expected it: "Don't forget, his title back then was Sunshine Boy."

"... I have learned a lot now. 1"

Teresa nodded in a daze. She really couldn't imagine that the ruthless karma Kevin I saw in the question and answer space before was actually a guy with such an unfathomable ability to make cold jokes in private!

Su also seemed to be recalling the past, with a nostalgic smile on the corner of his mouth: "So, the former Kevin was indeed a person who liked to tell jokes, and usually he would take care of himself before he finished telling jokes. laughed to himself."

Kevin: ...Sue, don't mention the past. "

On the other side, as everyone boarded the ship, they began to search for the missing Eden.

But they found that no matter how hard they searched, they couldn't find Eden's figure. Instead, they noticed that there was no one on the outside or inside of the ship, and it seemed haunted!

Just when everyone faintly sensed a strange atmosphere, they suddenly heard a melodious jazz sound coming from the bar area of ​​the ship. Without waiting for others to express their opinions, Qian Jie pushed open the retro wooden door.

As soon as they entered the door, everyone's eyes focused on the seats at the bar, where someone was sitting and sipping something.

Hearing the movement, the man turned his head, and his face (Li's good) was clearly reflected in everyone's eyes——

【"You...have you also been summoned to this magic ship?"】

"ah."

Little Gracie pointed to the boy on the screen: "It's Cosmo."

Accompanied by Gracie's voice, Alicia's narration also sounded on the screen——

【"His name is Cosmo, he is a high school student who likes dark clothes, a very young resident!"

"The reason why he moved into the Golden Courtyard is very mysterious, but according to other residents, Cosmo stuffed several huge suitcases into the room on the first day he moved in."

"After that, everyone will see him from time to time adding all kinds of strange tools, and then putting them into the room with difficulty"】

"Cosmo...does he like dark clothes?"

Gracie blinked her big innocent eyes and nodded: "Well, good. I see.

Cosmo:

"But, why did Cosmo carry such a big suitcase?"

"Gracio, this is just making a movie...  

"Well, I know it's a movie."

Gracie continued, "So, why is Cosmo moving that—such a big suitcase, grandson?"

Cosmo: Forget it. "

PS: The new version will be updated tomorrow~ I wish all the captains a ten-shot gold in a row~ Full of European spirit~

I hope we can do a little more... ORZ this time.

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