Honkai Q&A, The Opening Game Against Kevin

"The Herrscher of Knowledge and Miss Sushang are really cute~"

Rita couldn't help covering her mouth and chuckling: "When I saw someone visiting, I didn't forget to pose in advance.

"Hmph! What do you know! This is momentum! Momentum!"

Zhibao strives with reason: "First overwhelm the opponent in terms of momentum, and occupy the initiative of discourse!"

"Well, shouldn't it be called 'It's a pleasure to have friends from afar'?"

Li Sushang's expression was stunned, and he didn't understand how the etiquette of welcoming guests with good intentions turned into a provocation in Xiaoshi's mouth: "Or [five hundred years later, the customs of China have completely changed?"

"Little Lizi, your common sense is still five hundred years ago, so you don't know anything!"

Zhibao turned on the fooling master mode: "Let me teach you well."

"Yes, yes."

Xiao Lizi nodded blankly and clasped his fists together: "Then there will be Master Lao."

Fu Hua: "

Hua: "Uh, I think it's better not to be too gullible..."

In the screen, Li Sushang took the lead in introducing herself, and kindly said that it would be good to call her Sushang, and just tell her if you need anything.

So Kiyana happily introduced herself, and introduced Kevin by the way.

Immediately, she was about to ask about Mei, but she heard the Herrscher of Knowledge who had been waiting for a long time coughed twice

【"Ahem!"

With half-closed eyes, Zhibao glanced at Qiyana: "Has no one noticed me, a true history blogger?"

"All right."

Xiao Lizi nodded helplessly, and re-introduced the Herrscher of Knowledge: "This is my new friend, you two can call her Xiaoshi."

Who knew that Xiaoshi seemed dissatisfied, and slightly widened his eyes: "What Xiaoshi? In terms of seniority in terms of experience, you all have to respectfully call me old... Uh, forget it, let me be called Xiaoshi. "

"No, I remember that you are not a 'cyber fortune-telling anchor', you are the one with a very special laugh.

Qiyana looked at Zhibao: "It was live broadcast a few days ago, and I even sent you bullet screens, but you didn't get anything......"

"Then, what's the problem? Isn't it normal to register more accounts on the Internet?"

"Well, it seems to make sense."

Qi Bao nodded foolishly, thinking that what she said made sense, but she was speechless. 】

"Cyber ​​Fortune Teller?"

Bronya couldn't help complaining: "Is this a new type of anchor?"

"Blind, you don't understand this!"

Zhibao spread his hands and raised his head: "In these days, as long as it has something to do with 'Cyber', no matter what it is, it will be covered with a layer of high-level clothes! There will be a wave of big traffic! It's like just mentioning the original..."

"Ahem!"

Fu Hua quickly coughed twice and emphasized: "Let's continue reading.

"Huh?...Oh."

Although Zhibao was puzzled, he still obeyed Fu Hua's words, closed his mouth and continued to read.

【"Xiaoshi is very knowledgeable. She knows a lot about the customs and customs of China. Although I am happy to travel, I can't always remember the Legendary stories I have heard..."

"So, here comes the little knowledge that is rich in knowledge and strong in memory! As long as it is heard or seen, there is nothing that my little knowledge can't remember!"

Xiao Shi flicked his wrist, and the dirty fan opened instantly.

Kevin's tone was envious: "This kind of ability is really good..."

Kiyana wiped her saliva: "So, were you guys discussing the custom of red bean porridge just now? Is it delicious?"

Li Sushang nodded lightly: "That's right, I'm telling Xiaoshi a story I've heard. Well, what I just mentioned...a continuation from the last book, every new year, every household in Shenzhou eats red beans The custom of porridge."

Kiyana asked curiously: "What is that... New Year's End?"

Li Sushang explained: "This 'New Year's Pass', according to folk sayings, is the time when the year is approaching and the yin is the heaviest...  

Zhibao nodded: "That's right! The gods, ghosts, and monsters are taking advantage of this day to do evil and stir up trouble—"

"Hey, okay, let's press this part for now...!"

Li Sushang couldn't help but shuddered (agfh) quietly, interrupted the part of the ghosts and ghosts, and hurriedly took pictures of the gavel. 】

"Eh? Why don't you explain this in detail."

Alicia was a little curious: "I really want to hear it~!"

"Uh, well, let's forget it..."

Xiao Lizi's tone was full of resistance: "Yeah, it's nothing to listen to!"

"Huh~?"

The Herrscher of Consciousness seemed to have discovered something, and made a meaningful nasal sound: "Isn't it possible, Sushang——are you afraid of ghosts?"

"Afraid, afraid of ghosts?!"

As if being poked into a sore spot, Sushang's tone suddenly became panicked: "How, how is it possible! Monsters and ghosts don't exist in this world at all! Things that don't exist... I , How could I be afraid!"

"Yes, Xiaozhi. Don't embarrass Sushang."

Fu Hua came out to smooth things over: "Sushang can be regarded as a Valkyrie who has experienced many battles, how could she be afraid of ghosts.

"So to say......"

Otto, who hadn't spoken for a long time, seemed to be thinking of something from the past, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought: "Sushang seems, indeed, a little scared...

"Ahhhhhhhh! Da, everyone, don't talk about me anymore!"

Li Sushang hastily interrupted Otto's speech: "Let's continue reading! Continue reading!"

In the picture, in the passionate speeches of the Law of Knowledge and Li Sushang, the Legendary story about the ancient customs of China is finally finished. Red bean porridge has nothing to do with it.

The Herrscher of Knowledge froze for a moment, obviously realizing that he was too involved and acted too much just now.

So she hurriedly changed the subject, saying that there is a small town with a Chinese charm nearby, and it is also the time when the town is preparing for the New Year. Do you want to experience it first?

When Qiyana heard it, she immediately became interested and asked if she could have a 'New Year's Eve dinner' together.

Those who know the law of the law are very happy when they see that the white-haired dumpling is so easily fooled.

During this period, Li Sushang and Herrscher also mentioned the whereabouts of Mei and others, as well as the task of pasting the word "Fu" on the monster.

Several people chattered together, and only then did they know that the companions were one step ahead, in twos and threes, to help the residents celebrate the New Year.

After hearing this, Qiyana couldn't wait to shout

【"Then I can't fall behind! Uncle, let's go and paste the word 'Fu'!"

Kiyana took a stack of red blessings from Li Sushang's hand, and went out the door excitedly.

Seeing this, Xiaozhi quickly stopped her: "Hey, hey, don't be in such a hurry. You're here, don't you want to change into something suitable for the occasion before you go?"

Kevin was a little puzzled: "Is this also a local custom?"

"Of course! New clothes in the new year, everything will be renewed [for good luck."

Zhibao nodded as a matter of course, and patted the box on the side of the table: "You see, my treasure chest is full of this year's new clothes. We know each other, and I'll give you a 20% discount. Pick whatever you like!"

Kiyana picked one without thinking: "Wow~ Then I want this one!"

"No problem!" Xiaoshi readily agreed, and then looked at Kevin: "What about you, young man, don't you want one?"

"These dresses...?"

Kevin glanced and shook his head: "Forget it.

"Okay, then go slowly, both of you!"】

"etc!"

Mebius was keenly aware of something, and there was suspicion in his eyes: "The Herrscher of Knowledge talked to Li Sushang for a long time, could it be that the ultimate goal is to want Kevin and Kiyana to spend money on buying new ones from them?" clothes?"

Kiana: "Huh?! Really!"

Kevin:

"How, how is it possible?"

Li Sushang expressed disbelief: "We are serious about telling stories to Qiyana and Kevin! Right, Grand Master!"

"That's right! Buying clothes is just a matter of passing, besides - the Herrscher of Basic Knowledge didn't buy or sell by force!"

Zhibao crossed his arms and said, "It's not that I'm talking about you, Dr. Mebius. You've been wearing this clothes for too long. Didn't you get several new clothes when you answered the questions correctly before? Why did you change them again? gone back?"

"My business, you'd better leave it alone.

A sinister smile appeared on Mebius's face: "Or do you miss my laboratory and operating table again?"

The Herrscher of Knowledge trembled in fright, and subconsciously moved a lot farther in the direction of Mebius!

"Oh, what a pity~"

Alicia's expression was very regretful: "I really want to see how Kevin looks in women's clothes~"

"Presumably, it must be very interesting~!"

Kevin:

On the other side, watching Qiyana and Kevin run out of the hut one after the other, the girl named Li Sushang sighed——

【"Huh? Why are you sighing?"

The Herrscher of Knowledge looked at Xiao Lizi in surprise.

Li Sushang glanced at Zhibao: "Xiaoshi, did you write an extra zero in the price of your clothes?"

The Herrscher of Knowledge was taken aback for a moment, looked at the price of the clothes, and suddenly realized that he slapped his head——

"Oh oh oh, there is indeed an extra zero!"]

"More, more zeros?!"

After hearing this, Padofelis was shocked: "Oh my God! This is too profitable! We can't stand it!!"

As a supplier, Mao Mao felt that Shibao's wave was too malicious!

Qiyana also clenched her fists angrily: "Ah! Damn it! I was tricked by Xiaozhi!"

The law of knowledge raised his chest and raised his head: "This is called soldiers not tired of deceit! Mei knows this best."

#*:"?"

Silly Goose: "However, I didn't expect Miss Sushang to see it clearly, but she didn't make a sound to stop it.

Li Sushang: "Uh..."

Fu Hua:

Fu Hua has been speechless, unexpectedly, the well-behaved and obedient Li Zi is also gradually going in the direction of the fraudster, never to return!

Sure enough, staying alone with the Herrscher of Knowledge is still too easy to be led astray by her!

On the screen, Shuobao fluttered his hands indifferently

【...Forget it, it’s not a big problem. Hey, did I tell the story well just now?"

"Your speech just now was really wonderful, and this girl is willing to bow down...It's a pity that there is no storytelling drum this time, so it's strange and dull.

"Hey, next time I will definitely pay attention to it. If you tap it lightly, it won't break it."

Zhibao scratched his head in embarrassment and could only laugh dryly.

After the two finished talking, they looked at Rhine, a mass-produced robot lying in the corner with malfunctions blinking on and off.

"Although this storytelling drum was picked up, the workmanship is exquisite... It's a pity——"

Xiao Lizi's expression looked a bit regretful.

However, at this moment——

【WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING!】

Xiaozhi Li Sushang's eyes widened at the same time: "Huh? The display suddenly turned on?"

[G Rhine warmly reminds you...the battery is not enough

No no no no shortage!】

[The core intelligent module is impacted by external forces, the circuit may exist, serious problems, the situation is very, very, very urgent!]

[Please replace and replace the battery before the countdown ends, ten, nine, eight, seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven three two one!]

Li Sushang was stunned: "Hey, the counting is too fast, we didn't even have time to change the batteries! 27

[The timing is over, and the last, last, last, last, last, last, last, last, last, and last coordinates are being transmitted. …

[I, I, I, I will report all this to Professor Memememe Mebius!]

The sound stopped abruptly, and the fault light went out.

In the long silence, Zhibao and Suai stared blankly at each other.

"It.....Who does it want to complain to?"]

In the question and answer space, the voice of Mebius also sounded: "K Rhine! My gram Rhine! 17

Herrscher of Knowledge: "Uh, I still have something to do, so let's run first! Goodbye!"

Li Sushang: "Uh, I don't know anything!"

PS: I wish everyone a happy new year~ By the way, I would like to ask for a wave of flowers and evaluation tickets, thank you for provoking me~ (New Year greetings)

I don’t know how much lucky money you got this year. Although I’m an adult, my grandpa is still very face-saving. I gave 1K lucky money this year!.