Honkai Q&A, The Opening Game Against Kevin

374: Zhibao: Why Are You So Innocent!

After successfully using cooking skills to conquer canned food, Mei finally regained the confidence of the Herrscher of Rice!

The three began to search for ingredients again. After a while,

Fresh ingredients are boiling in the pot, and the aroma rises, lingering by the river in this forest for a long time.

Even Patuo was drooling after smelling it, and the canned food on the side let out a meowing sound.

However, before the bait was ready, the fragrant smell attracted many wild creatures to approach, and Patuo shouted anxiously——

【"Sister Mei, quickly use your invincible and peerless kitchen knife to find a way!"

But Mei's expression became a little embarrassed: "This.........Paduo, it is said that the fire is never separated from people when cooking. Now I don't think I have time to leave this soup pot."

"It's okay, don't worry, both of you, just leave this place to me."

As Su said, he opened the medical kit and took out a kidney-shaped tray and a scalpel: "Although we are facing a wild beast, let's do some preliminary disinfection first.

"Wait, wait! Brother Su, your posture looks like you are about to go to the operating table!"

Paduo Feilisi's expression was a little frightened, and she swayed her body: "Why don't I come, I remember Xiaoliang gave us such a good thing before we set off..."

Mei: "You mean that exaggerated flamethrower?"

"Hey, we don't want to use it either, but we can't help it."

Patuo hesitated: "This thing looks very dangerous, maybe it will burn all the tails on the clothes"

Su comforted Patuo: "Don't worry, if you really get bald, we still have a plan to deal with the aftermath."

Patuo was taken aback, then raised his head: "Huh? What is it?"

Su replied truthfully: "I will help you sew it up."

"Thank you so much, Brother Su...we don't want to use this aftermath plan!"

Patuo was very moved and refused. 】

"Uh, really going to use that blatant flamethrower?"

In the question-and-answer space, Paduo’s expression was quite disturbed: My tail...my tail will definitely be burnt!”

"It's not possible, it's certain."

Bronya complained: "He dared to use the flamethrower given by the Herrscher of Knowledge. It seems that Patuo doesn't know that people's hearts are sinister."

"Hey, hey, Bronya, what do you mean!"

Shibao immediately became unhappy, and tried to reason: "Why can't I use the things I gave! You see, Mei is not very comfortable with that kitchen knife!"

Mei: "...uh."

Bronya questioned: "Isn't it because of Sister Mei herself?"

Isn't the exclusive weapon of the Herrscher of Rice a kitchen knife?

Proficiency Max, can you play without proficiency?

"Forget it, I won't nag you."

The Herrscher of Knowledge turned his head away, and turned to Paduo with a guarantee: "Paduo, don't worry [Little Knowledge Me is based on honesty, there is absolutely no falsification in the slightest! Don't deal with those bells and whistles!"

"Yes, is it......

Pa Duo's expression is a bit subtle, but after all, she on the screen has decided to use the flamethrower, and there is no way to change her mind, so she can only silently pray: "Sister Fu Hua bless you, sister Fu Hua bless you!"

Fu Hua: "Uh․

"Don't worry, Padu."

Su Huanxuan said: "I am still very confident in my suturing skills."

Patuo: "Brother Su, you are enough!!!!"

Despite being worried about the flamboyant flamethrower, the on-screen Pato managed to repel the beasts with careful positioning and careful actions.

Just as Pa Duo shook his head and let out a sigh of relief, Mei's side was about to make bait, but at this moment, a familiar voice came from a distance, and everyone couldn't help but look back, and suddenly found that they didn't know when they found this place Kiyana and Kevin——

[Su looked at Kevin: "Let me guess, you also met those two mysterious Chinese people who were asked to catch the biggest fish to fulfill the ritual of 'Leaping over the Dragon's Gate'?"

'Fish Leaping over the Dragon's Gate'? What is it?

Kevin looked puzzled: "It seems that everyone receives different town missions."

Kiyana raised her hand and said happily: "The task of my uncle and I is to paste the word 'Fu' on the creatures in China, so that everyone can have a safe and secure New Year!"

"Uncle? Are you talking about Kevin?"

Su pinched his chin with a serious expression: "Sure enough, this is the consequence of not keeping in good health.

Kevin: ...forget it. "]

"Speaking of health preservation, I have a secret of health preservation here

Su suddenly spoke.

"Hey! What what!"

Padua asked curiously.

Su: "Keep breathing, don't stop breathing.

Everyone was stunned.

Mebius asked mercilessly: "Is this some kind of cold joke?"

Kevin agrees: .......It is really cool (cold). "

Cosmo:

Hua scratched his cheek in embarrassment: "Now, I feel even colder."

While Kevin and Su were reminiscing about the past, Qiyana and Mei on the other side were chatting happily

【"Mei Mei, your new clothes are so beautiful, as expected, Mei looks good in anything!"

"Thank you, Kiyana."

Mei rolled up a strand of thin hair: "However, I didn't expect that Qiyana wearing colored contact lenses would be so beautiful, giving people a completely new look."

Qi Bao scratched her head in embarrassment, and smirked: "Hehe~ I thought Mei didn't find out."

Mei couldn't help but smile: "How could it be?"]

"Color contact lenses?"

Qi Bao was stunned: "It turns out that the Herrscher form in this world line is all made up!"

"It's normal if you think about it carefully."

Mei doesn't think it's strange: "After all, no matter what, the Herrscher form can't appear in this non-collapsed world line.

"The horn on the top of Mei's head...is it fake too!"

Qi Bao immediately burst into tears: "Woo, I still want to touch it!"

Alicia also shook her head and sighed: "Oh, what a pity. If the horns on Mei's head are not real horns, it's meaningless!"

Mei: "..

On the other side, Kiana and Mei are still talking—

【"Mei Mei, what delicious food did you make? Uncle and I found you after smelling the scent. I want to try it too!"

Mei: "Uh, I can't really say that I'm doing something delicious."

Padufelice put her hands on her hips: "We are making bait, and we are going to catch the biggest fish!"

"Is there bait in this pot of soup?"

Qi Bao was startled, and subconsciously licked the corner of her mouth: "Sure enough, it's Mei, even the bait can be made so delicious, not to mention fish, even—well, the big dragon in the sky will also be sucked

!"

Mei couldn't help laughing out loud: "Hahahahaha, how could the bait catch the dragon?"

Just when the few people were chatting happily, Su suddenly reminded: "Speaking of...do you feel that there seems to be less soup in the pot?"

Canned food: "Meow meow meow?"

Su seemed to understand Can Tou's words, and shook his head: "No, Can Tou has always been by our side."

Canned food: "Meow~"]

"Could it be that Kiyana ate it while everyone wasn't paying attention?!"

Mei opened her eyes slightly, and turned to look at Qiyana.

"What, what! Mei doesn't trust me too much!"

"Qiana, wipe off your drool first."

0...seeking flowers....

"oh oh!"

Qi Bao obediently wiped her saliva, and confidently said, "Anyway, I definitely didn't steal it! This lady is a principled person! I have never stolen it!"

Saint Freya Group:

"But if it wasn't for Qiyana, who else would steal it like this?"

Mei was a little puzzled: "The canned food has been in our sight just now, it can't be it."

Just when everyone was puzzled, Kevin on the screen seemed to have discovered something, and suddenly spoke

【"Huh? You see—why are there strange big footprints near the soup pot?"

Qiyana also nodded seriously: "Hey, where do you think you've seen this footprint before?"

"—Could it be that some strange beast secretly ate the bait made by Mei while we were not paying attention?"

After Kevin heard this, he immediately looked around, but he didn't find any traces of creatures.

Kiyana put her hands on her hips: "Forget it, as long as you have this baseball bat in your hand and Mei is by your side, you don't have to be afraid of any monsters!"

Mei: "However, in this way, there seems to be not much bait left."

Su: "In this case, we can only collect ingredients again and make new baits."

Kevin nodded: "Well, let's help too."

Qi Bao immediately cheered and jumped up: "Yeah! Let's make bait with Mei and go catch big fish!"】

So, the five of them joined forces to make new baits, and while they were making baits, Xiaozhi in the distance also began to act restlessly...

"Hey, hey, narrator, please explain clearly to me! What is restlessness!"

Zhibao immediately quit, expressing that he couldn't take it anymore, and blasted the dimension wall with one punch!

"The Herrscher of Basic Knowledge came out for a walk with nothing to do, why did he become restless! Ah! Talk to me!"

Cough cough, all in all, Zhibao on the other side also started to move freely—

【"Hey~Staying in the cave and telling stories really bores me, let me relax for a while!"

Zhibao stretched boredly.

The Legendary story narrated by Xiaoshi is vivid and vivid, and with the constant visits of visitors from all over the world, the fascinated Li Sushang begged Xiaoshi to tell a lot, until......

"This little girl is really greedy. She almost listened to all the stories I read at Old Antique's house..."

The corner of Xiaoshi's mouth raised a triumphant smile: "Fortunately, I'm smart and witty, and I used the excuse of 'supervising work' to get some air. It's not..."

Speaking of this, she quite proudly shook the heavy and bright red 'equipment' in her hand

Xiaoshi's eyes widened immediately: ...Hey! I heard that.

"Why do you defile people's innocence out of thin air like this! This is obviously the 18-ring firecracker that is harmless to humans and animals, and it is an enlarged and enhanced version that I found in the New Year's goods workshop!"

"———— The lively New Year, of course we have to celebrate it with the most majestic firecrackers!"】

"I know her, who are you talking to?"

Qi Bao looked confused: "Obviously there is no one around her!"

"You don't understand, Kiyana."

The Herrscher of Knowledge shook his head: "I have broken the dimension wall! I am communicating with the narrator!"

"...?"

Qi Bao was even more confused: "The narration is... what does it mean?"

"That's why I said it all, you don't understand."

The Herrscher of Knowledge stretched out a finger and shook it left and right: "Let's read more books, Kiyana.

And in the picture, Xiaozhi was feeling complacent, when he suddenly heard an untimely growl.

She followed the sound with dissatisfaction, and in the bushes not far away, the restless beast seemed to have objections——

【"Huh? Do you have any opinions?" Nai.

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