Honkai Q&A, The Opening Game Against Kevin

392: Question: Who Wants To Be Wei Wei's Dog?

While the two people in the question-and-answer space were still arguing endlessly, the screen had switched to Xier and Weiwei.

In the small courtyard of the New Year's Goods Workshop, a red-haired girl was casually scribbling and drawing on red paper, while Wei Wei, who was at the side, complained in a low voice—

【"With all due respect, what you drew has nothing to do with Ping Anfu."

"Hmph, I said it is Ping An Fu, and it is Ping An Fu."

Hei Xier's words seemed quite strong, she was holding a brush in her hand, drawing a cute bunny pattern: "Do you have any opinions?"

"...I can see that your red envelope says to visit here.

"Hmph, then close your eyes, I didn't force you to look."

Hei Xi'er snorted softly, and continued to draw: "Besides, what does it matter if someone sees it? Maybe it can be used as a treasure map, a connection code, etc., and I racked my brains to guess it. Guess, isn't that more fun?"

Wei Wei sighed: "Human beings' blindness and arrogance will eventually lead them into a quagmire."

Hei Xi'er dismissed it: "It's almost done, don't bother me."]

"Hey hey!"

Qi Bao was stunned: "It turns out that Xi'er drew these patterns casually by herself!"

Mei also looked a little embarrassed: "Everyone was discussing these patterns seriously before..."

Xi'er was already blushing, and kept apologizing: "Yes, yes, yes, sorry! It's all Xier's fault, it's Xier's fault!"

Bronya comforted Xier: "It's okay Xier, don't worry, it's not your fault."

"That's right, these guys took these useless patterns as key clues without authorization. In fact, no one has ever said that these patterns are useful.

Hei Xier was also on the sidelines: "If you want to blame, you can only blame them for thinking too much!"

Kevin:

"However, having said that, whether it's Xi'er or Weiwei, their personalities seem to have changed a lot!"

Alicia held up a finger, as if thinking: "Could it be that...the personality has switched?"

"Appears to be."

Wei Wei Conductor nodded: "Listening to this weak voice, it seems to be someone like Baiwei or an expert."

Velvet Barilla: "Weakness?"

Weiwei Expert: "Why don't you try to work all the time? Or under the circumstances that it is often reinvented by other personalities indiscriminately."

"As for Xi'er, it should be another Xi'er."

Bronya also saw Xier's transformation, and naturally knew that the Xier she knew would definitely not speak in this tone, so Song Neng was another Xier.

"Ah, yes, yes, of course the kind and gentle Xi'er would not say such a thing."

Hei Xier shrugged, with a tone that you can guess as you like.

At the same time, on the other side of the screen, Hei Xier also witnessed Wei Wei's personality switching, and couldn't help complaining.

【"You guys are really cunning."

"Leave the work to others and the vacation to yourself—is that always the case for you guys?"

"Shhh, you can't say that, my lovely little assistant."

Weiwei held up a finger and swayed it left and right: "We specialize in surgery, and we work together in division of labor.

"——Like you, are you completing the task for that Xier`wall

"What for...that's called helping! Help! If it wasn't for my kindness, that guy might not be able to finish painting until dark, huh!"

Hei Xier snorted arrogantly. 】

"Aiya~ I didn't expect that Xi'er, who has a strong personality, would care about Xi'er, who has a gentle personality~"

Alicia clapped her hands: "That's great!"

Xi'er also nodded, and expressed her gratitude to her other self: "Thank you, my other self."

"What, what...don't suddenly come up to thank you without saying a word!"

Hei Xi'er was obviously not used to it, and she became arrogant: "I'm just idle and bored, so I just want to come out to have fun, I, I don't mean to care about you!"

".....……………This level of arrogant speech is too outdated..."

Qiyana felt a little overwhelmed when she heard it, shivering and shaking: "The concentration of the other Xier is too high!"

Bronya nodded seriously: "Indeed."

Hei Xier said loudly: "Hey! You guys... almost got it!"

On the other side, it's almost time for Wei Wei to go back and prepare magic props, and He Xi'er also said that it's time for her to give up control of her body. Before leaving, the gangster even warned Wei Wei—don't let her know She led her apprentice to do dangerous and bad things.

Immediately afterwards, Hei Xi'er swiped the brush and completed the last stroke of the graffiti.

In the next second, Xi'er's temperament changed drastically. Not only did the color of her hair turn blue, but even the sharpness between her eyebrows and eyes disappeared without a trace, becoming as warm as water.

It was as if a raging tsunami had turned into waves hitting the shore.

I saw Bai Xi'er blinked blankly, made a confused voice of doubt, and then showed a flustered expression——

【"Oops, why did it get painted on the glass again? You have to wipe it off quickly...

When Xi'er was about to start, she suddenly froze: "Ah, when will the blessing pattern on the red envelope be drawn? But, it's completely different from the one in the book...does it really matter? "

While Xier was hesitating, Wei Wei's shouting sound entered the eardrums.

"Be careful! Get out of the way!"

Xi'er was taken aback for a moment, then raised her head subconsciously: "Eh...eh?!"]

——!!!!!!

A loud noise came from beside him.

Before Xi'er could see clearly, the huge monster smashed a hole in the courtyard wall and rushed out straight away.

In the question-and-answer space, Bronya was relieved when she saw that Xier was fine: "Phew——it's good that Xier is fine.

Hei Xi'er also felt relieved: "Hmph, if Xi'er makes a mistake, you don't have to worry about it, you two-colored shaggy hair!"

"Oh, don't worry, don't worry, there's nothing wrong with it!"

Wilwe Conductor also secretly heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that something big was about to happen!

Although there is nothing wrong with Wei Wei in the question-and-answer space, Wei Wei in the picture is very panicked, because the huge monster accidentally bumped into the warehouse of the New Year's Workshop when it was on the rampage, and Wei Wei was inside. Where Wei's magic props are stored for tonight's show!

Xi'er was also taken aback after hearing this, her little eyes were full of shock.

Weier immediately decided to go together with Xier to defend against the giant monster, and Xier nodded in agreement—

【"Okay, okay!"

Xier then asked again: "By the way, should we prepare some self-defense props? Ah, this screwdriver may come in handy, and these nails may be useful..."

"Don't worry, my cute little assistant~"

Wei Wei patted her chest confidently, and shifted her gaze to the writing brush in Xier's hand: "The brush produced by Wei Wei does not only have the function of drawing!"]

In the picture, although Wei Wei and Xi'er successfully stopped the behemoth's footsteps, the machine responsible for carrying the New Year's goods was frightened and ran away with the New Year's goods.

Wei Wei said that this time it will be troublesome, after all, those machines are important performance props, and they are indispensable.

She thought for a moment, and suggested that Dr. Tesla should do a stand-up comic as a show.

"Huh? What does this have to do with me!"

In the question-and-answer space, Tesla couldn't help complaining: "This is entirely a good thing that you, a two-color shaggy hair, did yourself!"

"—In the end, why do you have to put legs on these machines?!"

"It's not beyond comprehension to install a mobile device."

Einstein curled his hair: "It's just, why set up the bionic function of escape and attack?"

"That's right! Square or round is fine, why make it look like a spider?!"

Tesla said more and more vigorously: "In the end, does this kind of thing have half a cent to do with saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new?! Ah?!"

"Oh, don't think so limited!"

Wei Wei Conductor looked calm: "If I use my thinking to guess the thinking of another me, it would be——you see they are round, implying wealth, it looks very festive, right? Eight legs It can carry 80% of the goods at the same time, it is very practical, isn’t it?”

"`——This is just a little design surprise, I guess you can understand~!"

"Where is the festive hello! I can't understand it at all!"

Tesla complained loudly.

Einstein: "For a moment just now, I was almost convinced by you..."

Not only the red and blue scientist duo in the question-and-answer space complained about Wei Wei, but they also complained about Wei Wei on the screen. In the end, it was Li Sushang who interrupted the two people's complaints, saying that their first task now is to make fun of Wei Wei. The lost New Year's goods and magic props are back.

It's just that when they asked how to find it? Where to find it? Everyone fell into deep thought.

At this time, Wei Wei volunteered to come out, saying that they only need a dog.

【"Wow, as expected of a great magician, he figured out a solution so quickly!"

Seele clapped her hands in admiration.

Wei Wei smiled: "Hey~ So, the next thing we need to do is to design a mechanical dog. Why waste manpower on problems that can be solved by machines?

"Sounds reasonable."

Li Sushang paused for a moment, then changed the topic: "However, you don't have so much time to make a mechanical dog now, do you?"

Wei Wei was stunned: "That's true. It's a pity, it seems that only humans can take on the work of the mechanical dog.

Wei Wei glanced at everyone: "So, my lovely friends, who is interested in taking this job?......Hey, hey! Don't look at me!"]

At the same time, the picture on the screen ushered in freezing and stagnation, and the familiar electronic synthesis sound sounded as expected——

[Question 17: Among the following options, who acted as a guide to help Wei Wei and the others find the lost New Year's goods and magic props?】

【A: Seele】

【B: Li Sushang】

【C: Einstein】

【D:Tesla】

"Hey, hey, what guide!"

Tesla complained loudly: "It's nice to say, but in fact, isn't it the 'dog' that the two-color shaggy head said before!"

——such an errand! I wouldn't do it!"

Einstein refused with a full face: "Unfortunately, I don't think I am qualified for this job either. You'd better hire someone else."

Xi'er shrank her neck, and asked weakly: "...Could it be Xi'er...?"

"Don't worry, it will definitely not be a code!"

Hei Xi'er snorted: "Otherwise, this two-color shaggy head will die!"

Wilwe: "!!!"

Li Sushang: "……………………It should be, it can't be me?!"

"No, no, it might be better to say that Su Chang is the most likely."

The law of knowledge said: "After all, this is Shenzhou, Sushang, your hometown, of course you must be a local to lead the way!"

Xiao Lizi was taken aback for a moment: "...It seems quite reasonable to say so?"

Tesla complained: "Tsk! Why is there no such two-color shaggy hair in the options!"

Qiyana said uncertainly: "Then how about choosing plain clothes?"

The law of knowledge took a step forward and said directly: "I choose B: Li Sushang!".

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