Horror Game: Crazy Boss Slashing At The Beginning

The funeral director lifted the white cloth from the corpse.

Take a breath.

Almost pouted directly.

What the hell is this? !

Plastic surgery, there are no flowers painted on his face.

The funeral director subconsciously wanted to die.

It's the kind that really lets go.

But the instinct to survive made him stand up again.

He quickly put the white cloth back on the corpse.

But Zhao Guofu's daughter-in-law next to him was more anxious and quicker than him.

With one stroke, he lifted the white cloth from Zhao Guofu's body.

Zhao Guofu's face was covered with layers of white paint like putty.

Everything on the face was traced all over with a black pen, ranging from facial features to small pimples.

Directly painted Zhao Guofu into a pockmarked face.

Besides, the color matching on Zhao Guofu's face is even more skillful.

Green eyebrows, pink lips, blue eye shadow, pomade, purple cheeks, beauty tips.

The beauty tip is still painted.

Not only the beauty tip is painted, even the hair is painted.

The paint on the back of the head isn't dry yet...

Funeral Director: "..."

master of ceremonies:"……"

Surrounding edge: "..."

What should come must be faced.

Kneeling around, slipping directly to Zhao Guofu's young and beautiful daughter-in-law.

Holding his wife's leg, he began to howl, "Sister, you may not believe it, but brother-in-law asked for the painting to be like this."

Funeral Director: "..."

master of ceremonies:"……"

Zhao Guofu's wife: "..."

Zhao Guofu's daughter-in-law: "You might as well say that he cheated the corpse and painted it himself. I think it is more believable."

"Well...it's not impossible..."

After finishing speaking, he hugged Zhao Guofu's daughter-in-law's thin legs and continued howling.

This superb and sincere howling skill directly confused the players and npcs present.

The family npc who was carrying Zhao Guofu's body shook his hands and threw Zhao Guofu back onto the flatbed.

This fall was terrible.

The brains that had just been stuffed back slipped out again like jelly.

Funeral Director: "..."

master of ceremonies:"……"

Surrounding edge: "..."

Who can save her who is weak, helpless, but edible...

Zhao Guofu's daughter-in-law pointed at the puddle next to her husband's head, and said expressionlessly, "Explain!"

He looked around at the funeral director, then at the master of ceremonies.

One of these two is more stupid than the other, and they have to rely on her at critical moments.

Wiping the snot that was about to drip into his mouth, he said sincerely: "Sister, listen to me, this can be explained, this must be explained, listen to me..."

"This... this, this... it's actually it... it's..."

Daughter-in-law Zhao folded her arms around her chest and looked at her with an expression of 'you make it up, you make it up for me'.

Wiping his nose around, a flash of light flashed in his mind, "Sister, this is actually tofu brain!"

Wife Zhao: "..."

Do I look that stupid?

Daughter-in-law Zhao: "Tofu brain? Then take a bite and let me see.

The surrounding area is in a dilemma.

She only thinks about one question now.

What are the chances that she will be able to calm down after eating this 'tofu brain'.

From this question, she derived countless questions.

For example, which is more unpalatable, brains or shit?

Does this thing have parasites?

Will eating raw make you sick?

Will I become stupid after eating it?

...

There are thousands of thoughts in the surrounding brain.

In just a few seconds, her brain was running fast, and finally found a more reliable excuse, "Sister, can I not eat? This... This is cold..."

"Then bring your leaders here." Zhao's daughter-in-law blew on her nails and said coldly.

She and Zhao Guofu are old couples and young wives, how much affection can they have.

It's not sad that Zhao Guofu was made into such a misfortune by them...it must be true.

Not only was she not sad, she even smelled a business opportunity.

Negotiate with the funeral home with this, and if you don't talk about it afterwards, you can share a thigh with her.

Zhao's daughter-in-law looked around the room, and immediately caught sight of a long-legged man in a suit and tie who had just entered from the door.

Well, just this pair!

Long and muscular, with a chewy look.

It should last a long time after drying.

Suck~

Fu Yan had already taken off his ugly overalls at this time.

Wearing a black suit and a mask, he strode into Zhao Guofu's condolence hall.

As soon as I entered the room, I saw the little girl kneeling on the ground, flirting with the npc.

The surrounding area also saw Fu Yan for the first time.

"Help! Teacher Fu..."

The surroundings skillfully crawled up to Fu Yan, just about to hug Fu Yan's thigh, but Fu Yan dodged away.

Tears froze around the eyes.

She raised her hand to wipe the snot, and then drank again.

The male god thinks she is dirty, right?

Fu Yan took a step back and stood one meter away from the surrounding area, "Don't touch me, everything can be negotiated."

Surrounding edge: "..."

Oh!

The surroundings knelt obediently in place, and the moment the tears froze around her eyes dripped, she seamlessly switched to the tearful mode.

Pointing at Zhao Guofu's daughter-in-law, she cried bitterly: "She...she bullied me, an orphan and a widow with no one to support her, and forced me to eat her husband's brains in front of so many people. Eat, she still wants to find the leader to sue me!"

"I've been working so hard all day, I don't have any satisfaction points, and I still have to be complained! How can you beat a worker? You're not a human being! Just give me these two bastards, and expect me to take my life! If you have the ability, you can kill me!" Give me a full satisfaction score! Don't talk about eating brains, even if you let me eat shit, I won't even frown! If you don't believe me, try it!"

Funeral Director & Master of Ceremonies: "..."

Does it have to be this big?

Zhao Guofu's wife: "..."

Your abacus beads are about to fall off my face!

Fu Yan: "..."

Being able to upgrade to the advanced version, it seems that the little girl usually eats a lot.

Peripheral stood up while talking, and when she finished speaking impassionedly, she had already stepped on the coffin lid and looked down upon the others.

Fu Yan stood below and beckoned to her, "Peripherals, you come down first, you are so disrespectful to the deceased by stepping on the coffin like this."

Surrounding edge: "..."

Her name is Perimeter.

Scratching his head around, he jumped off the coffin resentfully.

When he came down, he also glanced at the satisfaction value above his head.

She said it all, why didn't Zhao Guofu's daughter-in-law say anything?

Is it true that no one wants to see her eat shit?

Zhao's daughter-in-law's endurance has reached its peak.

She doesn't care whether Zhao Guofu is dead or not, but she must first benefit herself.

She pointed at Fu Yan and said coldly, "Are you her leader?"

Fu Yan shook his head, "No."

Daughter-in-law Zhao: "Then call your leaders, don't pretend to be crazy and procrastinate for time, you must give me an account of what happened today!"

Today's leg, you must give me one!