Horror Game: Crazy Boss Slashing At The Beginning

"No, no, uncle is so... understanding, how could he scare people!"

Fu Yan straightened his cuffs and greeted him enthusiastically.

Fat Dad also met Fu Yan lately, holding Fu Yan's arm.

The two greeted each other respectfully.

Fat dad: "Handsome guy, what's your last name?"

Fu Yan: "Your surname is Fu, and there is one word for each name."

Fat Dad slapped his forehead when he heard the words, "Xiaoyan? Oh my goodness! Good boy, I haven't seen you for a long time. You've grown up so much now, and your family is pretty good?"

Fu Yan smiled and nodded, "It's good, they're all dead."

Fat Dad patted Fu Yan's shoulder approvingly, "That's really good, die young, don't suffer, die early and be reborn early."

Fatty: "..."

Fatty next to him couldn't listen anymore.

His father is used to talking nonsense.

Xiaopang inserted between the two of them, interrupting their conversation forcefully, "Father, don't you want to take a shit? Let's go, I'll take you to take a shit."

After Xiaopang finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to push Fatty's wheelchair.

Fat Daddy slapped Xiaopang's paw away, "Go away, think of me now, I'm fucking digested, don't delay me chatting with my brother."

Fatty: "..."

That fucking is my brother!

Fatty was slapped away by Fatty.

Fat Dad turned his head and continued to stare at Fu Yan lovingly, "Yan'er! How old is this year?"

Fu Yan: "Twenty-six, seven, eight, nine, ten."

Fat Dad: "Have you married a wife yet?"

Fu Yan: "Married."

Fat dad: "Why do you want a baby before?"

Fu Yan: "No plan yet."

Fat Dad: "It's time to make a plan, hurry up and get it while you're young."

Fu Yan: "Don't worry, the baby's mother will have a funeral tomorrow."

Fat Dad: "..."

"Then... don't worry about it. You have to take care of it carefully. After all, you die once in your life. If you need help, just tell Fatty." Fatty said, pointing to the aggrieved little Fatty.

Fu Yan nodded, "Xiao Pang didn't help much. He was the one who carried the adulterer's body."

Fat Dad: "..."

Fat Dad: "A... adulterer?"

Things gradually developed in a direction that even he couldn't understand.

Fu Yan poured himself a glass of water familiarly, "Brother, you don't know yet! My wife! Cuckold me!"

"When I caught rape with Xiaopang, my daughter-in-law didn't even wear clothes, did she, Xiaopang?"

Fatty: "..."

Fat Dad: "..."

Hearing Fu Yan's proud tone, Fat Dad didn't know whether to respect the blessing or not.

He silently turned his head and waved at his son, "Damn... didn't you just want to help my father to take a shit, why didn't you leave?"

Fatty: "..."

Fatty: "Didn't you digest it?"

Fat Dad: "I'm ruminating."

Fatty: "..."

When Fat Daddy was pushed to the bathroom by Xiaopang, Fu Yan still persevered and shouted from behind: "Brother, why are you leaving? Don't you want to hear the story of my catching rape?"

Fat Dad: "..."

Fat Dad turned around in embarrassment, "Brother, go to the bathroom, you can rest for a while..."

After the fat dad finished speaking, he slapped Xiaopang's fat hand fiercely, lowered his volume and said in a low voice: "Go faster, go faster, go faster..."

Fatty: "..."

Isn't it time for you two to be good? !

Ten minutes later, Fat Dad hid in the toilet and covered his ears.

Fu Yan stood at the door and pinched his nose, "Brother Fat, I think what you said is very true. You can die once in this life, so I'm going to arrange the funeral of the adulterer as well."

"When the time comes, he and his wife will be buried together in the same tomb, and they will play house in the dark every day."

"By the way, brother, do you have any feng shui treasures where the chickens and dogs are restless and death is not in peace? Recommend it!"

Although Fat Dad covered his ears, Fu Yan's mouth seemed to grow on his eardrum.

Every word can clearly pierce his ears and enter his brain, and no word is wasted.

Fat Dad: "..."

He's annoying, he's annoying, he's annoying...

Isn't he tired? Isn't he tired? Isn't he tired?

I am pretty tired! I am pretty tired! I am pretty tired!

Fat dad must meet Fu Yan eventually.

When Fat Dad came out of the toilet, he was haggard.

Fatty watched from the side with a beaming smile.

How could someone stop his father's mouth? !

It seems that in the future, Brother Fu can be often invited to his house to play.

Fat Dad and Xiaopang have completely opposite ideas.

He never wanted Fu Yan to come to his house to play.

Little did he know that he was already on Fu Yan's black list and white list at the same time, and he was still chatting with Fat Dad endlessly.

"It's been so long, why haven't you seen Mrs. Fatty?"

Fat Dad looked hopeless, "Dead."

Fu Yan: "That's really great, have the funeral been arranged? How about I help you with it?"

Fat Dad: "Thank you, no need, it's done."

Fu Yan: "It's okay, you can do it after you've done it. Isn't there a saying called a golden wedding and a silver wedding? Let's hold a gold funeral and a silver funeral. We do it every day, every month, and it's enough for a year. Fat brother's wife must have a meeting."

Fat Dad: "..."

Thanks, no, no need!

The windows of Xiaopang's house were wide open, and a sudden draft blew through the hall, bringing a familiar fragrance.

Fu Yan snorted, "What kind of smell is this? It's so fragrant."

It was the same smell he had smelled on the patriarch.

At this time, Xiaopang also brought up the prepared scheming chicken.

Hearing this, he said casually: "This is the smell of camel orchids, and every household in the village grows them."

Fu Yan: "Really? My family doesn't have one."

Fatty: "..."

Fatty rolled his eyes speechlessly, "That's because Wang Xiaoyu said it smelled bad, so you pulled it out."

Fu Yan: "..."

Fu Yan: "Go, take me to see the camel orchid in your yard."

Fat Dad's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he yelled regardless of his image, "Take him there, take him there quickly!"

Fu Yan: "Fat brother, won't you come with us?"

Fat Dad's figure instantly became fatigued.

He covered his mouth and coughed haggardly twice, "Brother is not in good health and can't stand the cold, so let Xiaopang accompany you, cough cough..."

Fu Yan glanced at the room that was wide open and the wind was blowing, "Then you have to take care of your health, the fat lady's funeral is waiting for you to preside over it."

Fat Dad: "..."

After Fu Yan finished speaking, he walked away with Xiaopang.

The two walked around the wooden house and came to the backyard.

The eyes are bright red.

Red flowers with narrow petals and long petals are rooted in the dark soil.

This flower has no leaves.

Underneath the bright red petals are dark red rhizomes.

The stamens are pale white.

Fu Yan stood among the flowers and sniffed carefully.

The smell at this time is different from what he smelled in the house just now.

Fu Yan looked sideways at Xiaopang, "Is this the camel orchid?"