Maintenance ghost: "???
do you want to see what you are talking about
? goddaughter? That's it?
Have you ever seen a human accept ghosts as goddaughters?
Maintenance ghost said that he had been in the ghost world for so long, and he had never seen such a thing.
This is outrageous!
Or maybe does that celebrity female ghost have any special habits
? The mind of the maintenance ghost has begun to come alive again, maybe he can also try it with the female ghost?
Lu Xuan was wearing a golden bathrobe, walked up to the maintenance ghost and waved his hand: "What are you thinking, brother?"
He found that this ghost was quite interesting, a little more silly than other ghosts.
The maintenance ghost's scarred face shook suddenly, and he said in a fierce tone:
"Who is a brother with you! I am a noble ghost, and you are a human bedbug! I will eat you at night, so hurry up and slap me now, and tell me the secret between you and that female ghost, I can consider not eating you!"
Lu Xuan was happy at once.
"No, no, no, don't eat me!Then I'll tell you, don't eat me...."
Lu Xuan pretended to be scared and said.
The maintenance ghost looked happy, he really didn't guess wrong, there is indeed something greasy in this, this human must have some unspeakable secret between this human and the female ghost, but he didn't expect to be bumped into by him.
He's really smart!
Thinking of the hot body of that beautiful female ghost, the maintenance ghost's heart is hot.
The maintenance ghost couldn't wait to shout angrily: "Say it quickly!"
Lu Xuan rubbed his chin with his hand, and then said seriously: "Maybe it's because I'm more handsome, you also know that women nowadays like Xiao Xian meat, like you, who are three big and five thick, have an obscene face, and have scars on their faces, it is estimated that they are... Tsk tsk.
Lu Xuan smacked his tongue as he spoke, feeling as if this maintenance ghost was hopeless.
The maintenance ghost was instantly angry
!"Human bedbug, what are you talking about!?"
Lu Xuan yawned: "Not only does he look obscene, but he also does nothing, he only dares to watch ghost movies silently, and he is exploited by his boss all day long, he has no object, he can't afford to buy a house, he doesn't even have a car, alas, it's so pitiful, if I were you, I might have died directly." "
One hand of the maintenance ghost instantly turned into the appearance of an electric drill, and the fingers of the other hand also became screwdrivers, wrenches, pliers, and the whole one-figure hardware store.
He erupted with a strong ghost aura all over his body, and he looked fierce: "Damn human, do you want to die!!! I must repair you well!" The
last time the maintenance ghost was so angry, it was the last time! He was not so angry when he was oppressed and exploited by their department manager ghost!
Lu Xuan was unmoved, as if he didn't see the angry expression of the maintenance ghost
.
Instead, he stepped forward and raised his hand to pat the maintenance ghost's shoulder, but halfway through it he took it back, as if he looked a little disgusted.
Lu Xuan finally picked up the remote control on the seat and patted
the maintenance ghost: "The ghost is always unwilling to face his own flaws and weaknesses, how can this work, you have to dare to face your own shortcomings and face it, cub seed!" so that you can become stronger!"
"Is that really the case....." The maintenance ghost suddenly deflated, sat on the bed, and muttered to himself.
The words Lu Xuan said were simply sober to him, although he didn't want to admit it, but he knew that what this human was talking about was himself.
"Wait, what were you talking about me?" the
maintenance ghost suddenly realized something, and asked suspiciously.
Lu Xuan coughed dryly: "Ahem, it's nothing, I mean be happy, friend, the ghost world is not worth it." The
maintenance ghost sighed, and suddenly it felt like everything was boring.
He silently took out a bottle of the cheapest strong ghost liquor sold in the supermarket from under the bed, opened the lid, and took a large sip directly into the bottle.
Lu Xuan almost didn't spit out the ingredients of the wine when he saw it, and the brownish liquid seemed to come out after the fire, and there were all kinds of messy things soaked in it.
There were broken eyeballs, broken fingernails, and a large, black, long, strip of something I don't know what it was.
There was a pungent foul smell coming out.
Lu Xuan walked away directly, he went back to his bed, and turned on the TV with the remote control in his hand.
He really hasn't seen what the TV in the ghost world looks like, and he has also invested in a director, so he can just learn about it now.
The maintenance ghost on the side glanced at Lu Xuan gloomily.
Of course, he wouldn't let this human go with such a few simple words, and he was going to wait for that human to let his guard down and fix it completely in the early hours of the morning.
Thinking so, he proudly poured another sip of strong ghost wine.
Lu Xuan turned on the TV, and at this time a popular ghost world TV series was playing on the TV.
Yo, it's still a costume drama.
Looking at the picture on the TV, Lu Xuan suddenly became interested.
If you're ready to watch TV, of course you need to look like a TV.
Lu Xuan lifted the quilt, the sheets were white, and there were no disgusting blood stains or stains, but even so, Lu Xuan kicked all these things away.
I laid out the clean sheets and quilts I had bought, and there was a low table on the bed.
Then he began to take the snack drink out of the Nether Orb in the same way.
Soon the entire table was filled, and everything could add up to a hill high.
Lu Xuan shook his head and said dissatisfiedly: "The table is still small."
Lu Xuan suddenly remembered something, put the basket brought by the female ghost on the bed, and began to put snacks in the basket again, and soon a large basket was stuffed to the brim.
Lu Xuan put the pillow upright, put it on the head of the bed, and then leaned back comfortably.
Lu Xuan ate the best snacks in the ghost world and drank the most expensive drinks, while watching the bloody costume drama in the ghost world with relish.
The maintenance ghost on the side was completely stupid.
He raised his arm and looked at the shoddy ghost wine in his hand and the empty bed.
Then look at the bed next door filled with food and wine, a wide variety of delicious food, and even fresh fruit.
The most excessive thing is that the human eats and still smacks!
A burst of rich fragrance came to his face, and it went straight to the nose of the maintenance ghost.
The maintenance ghost couldn't help but look at Lu Xuan's side, and he could conclude that those snacks were all high-end regional delicacies that he was reluctant to buy a pack of in a month.
But at Lu Xuan's place, he tore the packets one after another, and after eating, he threw the wrapping paper directly to the ground, and some of them were not to his liking, and even threw them on the ground with only one bite.
I have to smack twice, with a look of disgust.
The maintenance ghost swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the wine in his hand couldn't be drunk.
Is there such a big gap between humans and ghosts!??
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