Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

This photographer has always had only chicken thighs and no rice for dinner at night!

The system made a shocked sound as if it couldn't understand Chen Mo's words.

"Host, when you hear the name of Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu, shouldn't you be blushing, panting heavily, with red eyes, drooling, and shouting at your wife excitedly!"

"Are you sure you're talking about a human? This is a **** bull who was injected with computer accessories! If a normal person has this kind of reaction when they hear a name, they should be taken to the hospital by the fuck!"

The system paused for a moment and made a sigh-like tone.

"The host is not greedy for Senior Sister's body, as expected, love will disappear!"

What nonsense!

This guy is addicted to playing terriers and can't be saved! It is recommended to kill directly!

However, at the autograph meeting of "Metronome in Love", Chen Mo recalled bad memories. He actually read this book, and he came here mainly because of its fame. After all, the passer-by heroine gave Chen Mo a good impression.

Of course, he would also be interested in this novel written by Shiyu of Kasumigaoka. After all, it is impossible for Maruto Shiming to write novels and play nesting dolls games in novels, so this novel was taken by one brushstroke in Passerby Heroines. .

But here is the second dimension. Of course, this novel has been sold in physical form. How can it not be curious about what is in it?

After crossing into this world, Chen Mo bought the two volumes that were released now, but when he read the first volume, he felt something was wrong.

Two female protagonists and one male protagonist, the friendship of the three, the tangled relationship, this plot, the familiar feeling suddenly came up.

Why does this novel have a strong photo album flavor!

Is it for stomach medicine?

This made Chen Mo excited, and he couldn't wait to open the second volume. He liked to watch the scenes of women stealing men!

However, after reading the second volume, he deeply realized what it means to take advantage of happiness and return after disappointment.

When I thought that the plot was about to start the stomach medicine, who knew that the two heroines not only did not pinch, but started the turn-based system directly. Seeing this, he didn't know where he was, and he was deceived!

The opening of Bai Xue in the first volume is simply bluffing!

What kind of stomach medicine novel is this, this is clearly a partisan novel!

Isn't the lesson of how many people lost their families and went bankrupt because of the pressure on black cat stocks?

Fushimi thief maliciously controlled the stock market, causing a large number of investors to go to the rooftops.

This story tells us that we need to be cautious when investing in shares!

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"Love Metronome" autograph session.

There were not many people in the queue, and the total number of people from the beginning to the end would not exceed 30. Compared with the autograph sessions of well-known writers, it would not be an exaggeration to describe this autograph session as being sparsely populated.

For this result, to be honest, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu is already psychologically prepared. After all, the sales of "Love Metronome" are obvious to all. With that dismal sales volume, the fan base is not much, and the die-hard fans who will come to the autograph session Naturally less.

This autograph session is the final promotion for "Love Metronome". If the result is not satisfactory, then this novel will probably be cut in half.

In fact, as a newcomer author, it is normal for a novel to be cut in half. Although her novel has won the Newcomer Award from the Undying Chuan Publishing House, this kind of award with extremely low gold content is actually useless. Many people will not die. The bookstore doesn't even know it.

Although Shiyu of Kasumigaoka is not in a very happy mood now, she will still do enough on the surface, after signing the book handed over by the reader.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu handed the book back with a smile on his face and said, "Thank you for your support."

After the reader took the book that Shiyu of Kasumigaoka handed over, he left with an excited expression.

After the reader left, the next person came up, Kasumigaoka Shiyu turned his head and prepared for this person to give her the book.

"Hello, please…"

Halfway through the words, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu was stunned, how could this person be so tall!

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's own height is nearly 170 cm, and even if he is sitting now, he is only one head lower than most of the people in the venue.

But the person standing in front of her now, if he doesn't look up, can only see below his abdomen.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu raised his head and glanced at it, and couldn't help but say, "It's so high!"

The person in front of him is at least 190 cm tall!

This surprised Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu. She had only seen people of this height in the comics, and this was the first time for a real person.

And the person in front of him is not only tall but also strong.

With a height of over 190 cm and a sturdy figure, the intuitive visual impact it brings is undoubtedly great.

Seeing this person in front of him, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu fell into doubt, was this person really in the team just now?

After all, with such a height and figure, if she was really in the team, she would definitely stand out like a group of chickens, and it would be difficult if she didn't notice it, but why didn't she notice this person's existence just now? There's no way this person just appeared out of nowhere.

As soon as this idea appeared, it was snuffed out by Xiazhiqiu Shiyu. It seems that he was a little sensitive because of the poor sales of the novel. This is the real world, how could someone appear out of thin air, most of them were just distracted. Bar.

At this time, An Yilun was also very confused, because it should be his turn next in order.

The reader standing in front of him has just left, why is there another person in front of him?

Where did this person come from? Is it cut in?

Impossible, although he is short-sighted, he is not blind, not to mention that he is still wearing glasses.

If such a tall person really jumped in line, would he not notice it at all?

"What exactly is going on?"

Chapter 32 Kujo Jotaro used tactics to face black

Kasumigaoka Shiyu did not expect that such a strong person like the one in front of him would come to the autograph session for "Love Metronome", because no matter how he looked at him, he didn't look like a man, and he was a national athlete. All are higher.

However, after the initial surprise, Shiyu Xiazhiqiu adjusted. Although she is a newcomer, she is a professional writer after all. She still has the minimum professional quality. will be her fans.

"Hello, I'm Xia Shizi, the author of "Metronome in Love", thank you very much for your support of "Metronome in Love" during this time." Shiyu Kasumigaoka continued to show a professional smile that she had practiced for a long time. This smile is irrelevant. It's so sweet, but with the face of Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, the effect is very good, and it is very easy for people to have a good impression of her.

This tall man is Jotaro Kujo played by Chen Mo. At this time, he was not wearing the iconic bad student uniform, but changed into a white trench coat very low-key, otherwise he must have been recognized by now. He was only here to retrieve the arrows this time, there was no room to pretend, and the arrows hadn't appeared yet. How could he sneak into the venue if he revealed his true identity, that's why he disguised himself like this.

In order to prevent the real face from being exposed, Chen Mo lowered his hat with his hands and used a tactical face to say, "You're welcome."

What is this answer? !

The smile on Shiyu's face suddenly froze.

Chen Mo's words were completely out of her expectations. If things develop according to normal circumstances, Chen Mo should be excited at this time and say, "Mr. Xia Shizi, your "Metronome in Love" is so well written, and I will continue to do so in the future. support yours. ’ I also gave a symbolic thank you, and called the next person after signing the name.

As a result, this person directly gave her a rude sentence, which made her answer the question!

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu took a few deep breaths, constantly reminding himself to be calm and restrained, and then continued to squeeze a smile on his face: "Really, please bring me the book."

"What book?" Chen Mo asked suspiciously.

Hearing Chen Mo's question of such a little white level, An Yilun behind him also said, "Of course it's 'Love Metronome', didn't you remind me to bring this book when I came in? Now let Xia Shizi sign it."

"…"

Chen Mo lowered the brim of his hat. He bought the book "Metronome in Love", but he didn't bring it with him. Who would bring light novels with them when recycling things in the past? Wouldn't it be too much trouble? As for the staff The reminder, he was directly mixed in, heard this there.

"I didn't bring it."

ah? Did not bring?

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was stunned, because the book "Metronome in Love" was not only used for autographs, but also an admission certificate for the autograph session. Those who can buy the admission ticket are readers who have bought "Metronome in Love". If you want to enter the venue, you must show the entry ticket and the physical book of "Love Metronome" at the same time. You cannot enter the venue with only the volume or only the book. These tickets are written.

If Chen Mo really didn't bring the book, the staff couldn't let him in.

"Mr., are you sure you didn't bring the book? Or did you bring it, but just left it somewhere in the venue and forgot to take it?" Machida Yuanzi, who was standing next to Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, came over and dealt with the problem. This kind of thing is her editor's job.

"No, I just didn't bring it here."

Machida Yuanzi frowned, "Sir, don't you know that you can't enter the venue without a book, if you really didn't bring a book, how did you get in?"

And this thing?

This time, Chen Mo's knowledge blind spot has been touched. He really didn't know that there was such a thing.

But the words have already been said, and it is too late to go back, unless you use the loser Shichen to read the file, but what Chen Mo is experiencing now is not the ordinary office worker, but the invincible Kujo Jotaro. Of course, he can't use the loser Shichen .

But now he can use [Platinum Star Beyond Heaven] to directly rewrite the reality, which is much more powerful than the loser Shichen's time backtracking. ·Beyond Heaven] can directly smash a new world line.

But it's just a book, it won't make it so exaggerated, he is not the ultimate girl control of Shirou Kanzaki, and it's too painful to have to go back to the whole time to repair a painting.

Chen Mo's golden spirit was activated again, and he told the truth directly.

"I didn't come to participate in the autograph session, so I didn't buy a ticket and just sneaked in."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu and Machida Yuanko were both stunned and didn't buy tickets? Mix in? Can you say that too?

What makes them even more incomprehensible is why Chen Mo can say this kind of thing so confidently! You are all standing here and say you are not here for the autograph session? And to put it back ten thousand steps, even if you really didn't come to the autograph session, you still have to buy a ticket if you want to enter the venue.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu couldn't help but look up at Chen Mo's face, but saw nothing.

At this time, Chen Mo was pressing the brim of his hat with his hand, and his face was completely covered by the shadow of the brim, and Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu couldn't see his appearance at all.

what happened? The shadows on this person's face are so heavy?

Even with a hat blocking it, there is no way such a shadow will appear, right?

It is daytime now, the light is very sufficient, and they have turned on the lights indoors. How could a hat block so much light and block the entire face.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu took a closer look, but did not find any inconsistencies, as if the shadow under the hat was very natural, as if the hat could block so much light.

This is unscientific, can this hat absorb light!

"Who the **** are you?"

"Is it exposed?" Chen Mo said, it seems that the effect of tactical face black is not so obvious.

Chen Mo let go of the hand holding the hat and revealed his face.

Looking at the appearance of the invincible written on his face, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was stunned and felt that this person looked familiar, but he couldn't remember seeing him there.

"Yah ah ah DAZE, things are in trouble."

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu is not a die-hard JOJO fan like Xia Chuan Zhenliang. She may not recognize this invincible face for a while, but even her famous line has been engraved into her DNA.

"Kujo Jotaro!"

Chapter 33 Yeah card wash!

A few days ago, the video of Jotaro Kujo and DIO fighting in the street caused quite a stir on the Internet. They were all pushed to the homepage of the search engine. Although there was no stand-in in the video, the extremely real air explosion was still there. The sight of ascending to the sky is still quite shocking, and it can be called an explosion of funds. This video also saw Shiyu of the Hill of Xia.

Although I can't accept the style of JOJO's Bizarre Adventure, as a house, I will definitely understand this work, because the stalk of this work is more popular than its body!

You may not have seen JOJO's Bizarre Adventure, but you must have heard it.

When Shiyu of Kasumigaoka saw the video, she recognized Jotaro Kujo and DIO at first sight, but she didn't think about crossing this direction, she just thought it was a special effect video, although COSPLAY and DIO The special effects are all very real, almost like the real thing, but the fact that Kujo Jotaro and DIO traveled to reality is too outrageous, and normal people who don't see it with their own eyes will believe it.

Unless it's like Chen Mo's tribulation, all the people in the magic capital are washing the ground.

After the official refutation of the rumors, Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu was even more disinterested. This wave is obviously hype. Although the character restoration and special effects in the video are well done, the statement that he was tragically turned into a real person is not just talk. .

What's more, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu is not a JOJO chef, and is even less interested in the third live-action version of JOJO.

Looking at Chen Mo's face, Kasumigaoka Shiyu thought for a while, and then confirmed that the person in front of him was the actor who played Jotaro Kujo in that video. Even if she couldn't remember exactly what she looked like, her height and physique couldn't be faked.

When I heard Jotaro Kujo by Shiyu of Xiazhiqiu, the people who participated in the autograph session immediately surrounded them. These people had also seen the video on the Internet, and when they saw Chen Mo's face, they immediately determined that this person was the one in the video. Jojo Taro no doubt.

"It's really the actor who played Jotaro Kujo."

"Although I have seen it on the video, but after seeing the real person, I realized that he really looks like Jotaro Kujo, just like himself!"

"Why aren't you wearing a school uniform?"

"I'm not filming now, of course I'm wearing casual clothes."

"Mr. Jotaro Kujo, can I ask you to take a photo with me, just do the pose of Ola Ora me."

Listening to the noisy discussions around, Chen Mo sighed. He wanted to be a low-key person and quietly recover the arrow, but now it seems that he has to pretend, then there is no way, pretend Forcing the king to become the king!

Chen Mo cleared his throat, and his expression suddenly turned cold.

"Yeah, wash it!"

The surroundings suddenly quieted down, and looked at Chen Mo in disbelief.

Is this person really an actor?

How can an actor dare to directly attack fans like this?

Aren't you afraid of getting burned?

Some readers have already taken out their mobile phones and started recording.

Machida Yuanzi vaguely noticed something was wrong. Chen Mo's performance was too abnormal. She secretly took out her mobile phone and sent a text message to the security.