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The machine flip of "Beautiful Girl Film Seller 5", also known as "The Film Seller Becomes the Filmmaker", made people feel particularly uncomfortable.

The specific process can be summarized as follows.

Indestructible Grip!

Pull the gun fast!

Skillful stealing!

Deadly rhythm!

Interrupt the casting!

Understand how uncomfortable it is.

So now, whenever he thinks of the full-language proficiency gift that comes with time travel, Chen Mo wants to say, ok!

After calming down, Chen Mo glanced at the person who left the comment. It was a foreign language screen name. With his current language skills, he could see the Chinese meaning of the screen name at a glance, and the corners of his mouth twitched. The Chinese translation is really too grassy, ​​it is just as grassy as translating "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" into "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"!

This guy is using web translation!

I just don't know if he is using Qiandu or Soumao.

Chen Mo took a deep breath and reconstructed the screen name, but he still couldn't see what the screen name originally looked like.

This made Chen Mo fall into contemplation. It seems that even the innate skills of the traversers are not very useful when facing the translation of domestic web pages!

Looking at the weird screen name, Chen Mo clicked on the netizen's avatar. The grassy screen name aroused his interest. After a cursory glance at the person's details, Chen Mo was stunned. Why does the information sound familiar?

Chen Mo followed the detailed information of this netizen and made a reverse push, and immediately knew who this netizen was.

This is the original author of "Dragon King's Son-in-law"!

The corner of Chen Mo's mouth twitched, and he felt extremely painful. Who the **** understands you with such a screen name!

The author's pen name for this "Dragon King's Son-in-law" is Shura, the God of War with a crooked mouth. Although there are many flaws, he can still understand what it is, but do you know what his foreign language online name is?

Ares with a split mouth is Satan in hell!

What the ultimate sewing monster! Ghosts can see what its original name is!

It's no wonder that the talent of the transmigrator is not very useful. Looking at this thing, even a foreign language level 20 is still blind.

Chen Mo couldn't even imagine how those foreign netizens felt when they saw this screen name. It was too embarrassing. The author didn't even know how to go back and translate it to see what was translated from the webpage?

On the side of the author of "The Son-in-law of the Dragon King".

Recently, he has been eagerly waiting for Chen Mo's update. He is so poor that he can't eat instant noodles. The times have changed, and the kind of novel he wrote is no longer suitable for this era.

The daily rewards and subscriptions are just a little bit, just enough for him to eat dirt, and this amount of money is not even a fraction of the foreign translation network.

Although he and the translator have signed a contract, the contract clearly stipulates that the translator will only translate when he wants to translate. As an author, he cannot force the translator to do the translation, which will affect the translator's rest time.

All of these requests, he nodded and agreed with a willing expression on his face, otherwise, with his novel that has no other features except Wei Chong, it is his turn to export culture.

In the contract, the foreign translation network's share is 37%, the translator is 70%, and he's 30%!

Whether the 30% can be obtained depends on the translator's face. If the translator is in a bad mood one day and does not update, he won't even be able to get the 30%.

Although the contents of this contract are all outrageous.

But he is a person who knows very well, and the translator is very willing to translate for him. That is his honor. What's wrong with asking too much!

Make money, business, not shabby!

Even if you are kneeling in the mountains to make money, you are still making money. That's it, many people want to kneel but can't get up!

For example, what the **** is going on with the book "Anti-Tian Xie Zun" next to him, the author has already entered the palace, okay?

And all of his novels are still alive because of the great credit of the translation. If it weren't for the share of the translation network, he would have already entered the palace!

This translator is a well-known figure in the author's circle. How well the author of the book "Urban Doctor" he translated last time, everyone can see it, and I don't know how many people are greedy in the author's circle. The translation is great.

There are even people who want to warm the bed for the translator's big women's clothes, just asking the translator to flip his brand. He has seen the photos of the women's clothes, not to mention they are really beautiful, and this person is quite aware of what XP men have, then Saoli's irritated posture makes him a little bit uncontrollable as an LSP.

But fortunately, the translator is usually dealing with all kinds of problems, and he has no time to take care of these guys, otherwise his status may not be guaranteed. After all, these people are really too showy!

I just don't know what Translator does. Judging by his foreign language level, it shouldn't be the secret weapon of Zhanhu Bureau to export Chinese culture to the outside world!

He always felt that it was better not to delve deeper into this issue, lest one day the official check the water meter, which would be embarrassing.

In short, follow the translation and mix, eat and drink spicy!

On the first day that Chen Mo stopped working, the author didn't think too much, because it was a common occurrence and he was used to it.

On the first day that the editor stopped updating, I miss him.

On the second day after the editor stopped changing, I still miss him.

…

On the Nth day when the editor has stopped updating, please update it quickly, I am starving to death!

He sucked the instant noodles in the bowl and stared at the computer screen silently, his expression a little numb, at this moment, a prompt sound suddenly came from the computer.

He blankly clicked on the prompt message, glanced at the content inside, and fell into a sluggish moment, and then read it over and over again and again, after confirming that he was not blinded by eating too much instant noodles, the tears did not live up to expectations. flowed down.

"Updated, you can finally update the translation!"

The author made an excited voice, his eyes were flushed with tears, and he typed the words with his hands on the keyboard.

But after thinking about it, I felt that something was wrong, so I added it later.

"Five years! I waited five years! Do you know how I've lived these five years?"

"I play Blue Moon at home every day, it's fun!"

Looking at this reply, he nodded, this was the right taste.

Then he quickly clicked on the interface of "Dragon King's Son-in-law" on the translation website to check how many chapters Chen Mo has updated. This is the most important thing now.

He was stunned when he saw the number of updated chapters displayed on the interface.

Is there a virus in my computer?

Chapter 44 Strange cultural output added

Tom recently became obsessed with a novel called "The Son-in-law of the Dragon King". At first, he refused to let him read this novel because the name of the novel was too vague.

The Dragon King also has a son-in-law?

Why does the king of the dragon family want to be a son-in-law? Is it for love?

Tom didn't understand, so he wasn't going to read the strangely named novel.

But the amazing thing is that this novel has always occupied the top position of the translation network. After opening the translation network forum, there are also discussions about this novel, which is incredible.

It is very difficult to scan the data on the translation website, because the above articles are all translated from other countries. It is not an easy job to scan the data across the country, so the data on the translation website is generally true.

This aroused Tom's interest. What kind of novel can stand out among many foreign works?

He clicked on the novel.

The anti-addiction system is directly uninstalled!

Tom absolutely fell in love with this novel!

He dared to swear that he had never seen such a good-looking novel, and the plot in it was so cool!

Now his greatest pleasure every day is to keep up with the latest chapters of "Dragon King's Son-in-law". This translation is also a god-level translation. It can translate the article so vividly, fluently and smoothly, without any embarrassment, just like reading the original text. , he was convinced.

After reading this novel, Tom couldn't help having a strong interest in Chinese culture. He never thought that Chinese culture would be so interesting!

Now he especially thinks of a trip to China, for nothing else, just to see if he can meet the legendary four great families and join him as a son-in-law!

Tom is actually a Marvel fan. In the past, what he wanted to do most was Spider-Man in Marvel. He thought that was really cool!

But now he doesn't want to be Spider-Man, he just wants to be the Dragon King!

Tom turned on his phone to enter the translation website, and then closed the phone cursingly.

"FUCK, the translation has not been updated today!"

Tom is so angry that it has been a few days since the translator said he had a toothache. The number of chapters in "Dragon King's Son-in-law" has never changed these days. The comment area and forum have scolded him all over the place, but this author Still indifferent, just like a dead person.

He has watched "Dragon King's Son-in-law" several times, but the translation still hasn't been updated. This guy has dental cancer!

Tom sighed, today is another day without watching "Dragon King's Son-in-law", life is too easy.

Tom thought of the "Dragon King's Son-in-law" in Huaxia, which has been updated to almost 600 chapters!

Tom couldn't believe it when he saw the number of chapters, six hundred chapters! There are only more than 200 chapters here, and the progress gap is too big!

To be honest, he really envies the readers in Huaxia. Not only can they read nearly 400 more chapters than here, but they can also catch up to the latest chapters of "Dragon King's Son-in-law" as soon as possible every day. It must be so happy!

FUCK, why can't he speak Chinese?

He also tried to turn over the original text machine from Huaxia, but he was about to vomit before he finished reading a chapter. This machine flipping is really disgusting!

Even Emperor Xiao Qing was translated into a cyan emperor who blows flute!

Can't see it at all!

"FUCK, the translation has not been updated today!"

Tom was stunned for a moment. This sentence sounded familiar. He turned his head and saw that a man about his age was swearing with a mobile phone.

Shouldn't...

The cultural difference is reflected here. Tom stepped forward decisively and said to this person: "You have no eyes! The Su family, don't wait!"

The man was stunned for a moment, then said with a crooked mouth: "It's the other way around! It's the other way around! The Su family's son-in-law dares to devour the master!"

Then they both cupped their hands and shouted loudly: "The three-year period expires, welcome the Dragon King!"

After speaking, the two smiled at each other and held each other's hands.

Now, we are book friends!

The passers-by around glanced at the two of them, then turned their heads, thinking it was a joke.

After all, there are people in this country who can whisper in your ear in the street.

"HAILHYDRA! 【Long Live Hydra】"

Tom took the man's hand and smiled.

"Hi, I'm Tom."

"Hi, I'm Jerry."

"I didn't expect to meet the book friends of "The Son-in-law of the Dragon King" on the road." Tom said with some sigh.

"Me too, I didn't expect anyone else to read this book besides me, no, I didn't mean that, I mean I didn't expect to meet people who read this book in reality."

Tom nodded in understanding, because he was in a very emotional mood now.

"Jerry, which character do you like the most in "The Son-in-law of the Dragon King"?"

"Of course it's Emperor Xiao Qing! He's so cool! Now I'm dreaming of becoming a son-in-law of the four major families!"

Jerry danced and danced quite emotionally, but he sighed when he was done.

"Unfortunately, this translation is too weak, as slow as a snail, especially since it has been interrupted for so long recently, I really want to go to his house and give him a shuttle of bullets!"

Tom strongly agrees. It seems that the book friends of this book are surprisingly consistent in the matter of translation. He also wants to shoot the translation!

"Everyone is the same. By the way, have you climbed the wall and went to Huaxia to see it?"

"Over from Huaxia? No." Jerry shook his head. He knew that this novel came from Huaxia, but he didn't know Chinese. .

And judging from the update speed here, Huaxia must be as slow as a turtle, and the progress is at most dozens of chapters ahead of them, so there is no need to go over the wall to watch it.

Tom sighed, it seemed that Jerry didn't understand anything.

Although the truth is cruel, it will be revealed one day, so let him be the villain.

"Jerry, you may not know that the update speed of Huaxia is really fast. The author updates at least five chapters a day!"

Jerry's eyes popped, his face unbelievable.

"Five chapters! Are you sure it's five chapters a day! Not five chapters a week!"

"Yes, it's just five chapters a day, and it's almost six hundred chapters over there."

"FUCK! Five chapters a day! Does China celebrate Christmas every day?"

There were bloodshot eyes in Jerry's eyes, jealousy made him unrecognizable, he was sour!