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Instead of thinking about this problem, it is better to think about what to do after the opponent takes out the nail.

Although the setting says that top-notch pilots can dodge Okada's attacks.

But after seeing the third-rate pilot who beat up the first-rate pilot in the TV drama and was nailed to death by a nail, Sanjiu understood that this setting was pure nonsense!

This thing is a weapon of law of cause and effect. Whoever is nailed will die!

The reason why Sanjiu knows so much about Tekka Dan and Oka Nagi is not because she has finished watching the Iron-Blooded Orphans, but mainly because the leader’s jokes are so popular! It has reached the point of becoming popular!

Now when you go to watch videos and there is a scene like someone dying to protect the group members, there will be a barrage to ask the group leader, what are you doing! Leader!

Even if Sanjiu is not interested in the Gundam series, he will inevitably become curious about this joke and investigate its origin.

Of course, there is no need to say more about the results of this investigation. The overly raw plot brought an unprecedented shock to Sanjiu!

The way the leader died was directly engraved into her DNA!

She never thought that Gundam could be photographed like this!

It's because she is ignorant!

At the door of the conference room, Nagao Kagetora, who was standing guard, saw Miku coming out and immediately greeted him.

"Did the Master meeting go well?"

"Although there was a little accident, it was pretty good."

"That's good, Master, what are we going to do next?"

"do nothing."

"Huh?" A question mark appeared on Nagao Kagetora's face.

Sankusami put his hand on Nagao Kagetora's shoulder and started talking nonsense seriously.

"Miss Jingtora, have you forgotten the purpose of our coming to this singularity? Running the rebel army is just a side job, saving humanity is our main business! Now the rebel army's career is booming, there is no need for us to do everything Step in, what we need most now is not to manage the rebel army or to fight the nobles, but to recharge our batteries for the great cause of saving humanity! Before the rebel alliance is formed! Both you and I need to work hard Relax!"

"Well... since Master said so, then I understand."

Sanjiu breathed a sigh of relief. As expected, Miss Kagetora still understands me.

"Then let's go back."

Nagao Kagetora nodded.

As the two walked towards the house, Satra appeared in their sight.

Sanjiu was stunned for a moment and then said with a headache: "Satra? Why are you here again?"

"I'm going there. Do I have to report everything to you?"

Satra said something fiercely, and then came to Nagao Kagetora with a slightly red face.

"Well, you made Satra like that that day. Satra doesn't care about it. As long as you can go shopping with Satra today, Satra won't forgive you. It just so happens that people in this town There’s a nice store, so…”

"Sorry, I don't have that time."

"…ha?"

"I promised Master that I would recuperate with her, so I won't do anything else today except rest."

Satra's body trembled and her face turned extremely pale.

"Could it be said that this person is more important than Satra?!"

"Isn't this a matter of course?" Nagao Kagetora replied without hesitation.

Satra sat down with tears in her eyes.

"It's too much. It's obviously you who turned Satella's body into this, but you want to be irresponsible when it happens like this! Satera can't go back after feeling that kind of pleasure!"

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Ever since Satra chose to betray... and turn from darkness to light, he would come to Nagao Kagetora to exchange feelings whenever he had time. Miku was not blind, so it was natural to see that Satra's feelings for Nagao Kagetora were beyond the scope of friends. .

But as an outsider, she couldn't say much.

If Miss Kagetora and Satra really go down the forbidden path, then as Miss Kagetora's Master, she can only silently offer her blessings.

But now she realizes that she was quite wrong. This is not pure love at all! This is evil!

Could it be that I have traveled to the X world?

Sanjiu realized the truth of Lance's world for the first time.

…

Inside the Empire's underground arsenal.

A pure white mecha prototype hangs in the air, and workers one after another are pushing the parts for assembly.

On the high platform of the arsenal, a man wearing Chinese costumes was looking at the mecha that was about to be completed in front of him with fascination.

That look was like looking at his lover.

Just then an officer walked in.

"Master Prime Minister, this year's tax corvee has seriously exceeded expectations, reaching twice that of last year! If this continues, the people will not be able to survive!"

The imperial prime minister shook his head and showed a haggard expression.

"Nowadays, the country is in turmoil, and the nobles of the previous dynasty are also restless. In order to fight against foreign aggression, we must first settle the domestic situation. This situation is the time to use troops, and we cannot stop!"

"But!"

"Hey~ I know what you are worried about. Don't worry. As long as this machine is completed, everything will be fine." He reached out and patted the official's shoulder and sighed: "If you suffer the people any more, I will take the blame." .”

The official was speechless. If he remembered correctly, the new castle in the prime minister's home would be completed soon.

Have money to build a castle, but no money to repair mechas?

Haha, you idiot! Why don't you suffer yourself!

He had hesitated when he received the news from the rebels, but now he didn't need to.

The prime minister will make the choice for him!

The official turned to look at the nearly completed machine body, and a bold idea flashed in his mind.

Chapter 786: You ate two bowls of noodles, but only paid for one bowl of noodles

One day, Kaoduo went to eat rice noodles.

Just when he was about to leave after finishing his meal at the restaurant, the owner of the restaurant stopped him.

"Mr. Huang, please wait a moment."

Kaodu frowned and said impatiently: "What do you mean, don't you know that my time is precious?"

"I know, I know. If this matter wasn't so important, I wouldn't dare to disturb you, Mr. Huang."

Kaoduo interrupted the boss with a wave of his hand.

"Okay! Stop talking about these things! What did you want to do when you stopped me? If you can't tell me why..."

A fierce light flashed in Caodu's eyes, and the bodyguard behind him also pressed his fist in time, making a cracking sound.

"Yes, yes, what I'm saying is that the thing is like this, Mr. Huang, you were not eating noodles in my restaurant just now, but the money you gave when you paid the bill was not enough."

Kaodu stared.

"What do you mean! Master, I still owe you that pink money!"

"Yes, yes, of course you won't owe that little money if your family is rich, but..." the restaurant owner silently stretched out two fingers: "You just ate two bowls of noodles during the meal, but when you paid the bill, you only I gave you a bowl of money, Mr. Huang, my restaurant is a small business and I can’t afford credit."

Kaoduo's lungs almost exploded with anger. He had eaten several bowls of noodles and didn't know it!

"Bind your eyes! Master, I only ate one bowl of noodles, how dare you ask me for two bowls of noodles! You are trying to blackmail me! I think you are looking for death! Beat me!"

Kaodu waved his hand and the bodyguards following him stepped forward to punch and kick the restaurant owner. At this moment, all the guests in the restaurant stood up.

"What do you mean! Do you want to hit someone?"

"You don't pay for meals, but you still beat people, right? You really think we are easy to bully!"

"I think it's you who is looking for death!"

"That's right!"…

Looking at the angry guests one by one, Caoduo's face turned pale and he realized that something was not right, but he still roared fiercely and inwardly.

"You...you, are you going to rebel?"

"Who wants to rebel?"

Before Kaodu finished speaking, Lance strode into the restaurant.

"Who said you were going to rebel just now!"

He glanced around the restaurant and finally landed on Kaodo.

"Isn't this Mr. Huang? Why do you want to rebel, Mr. Huang? Then we will welcome him!"

Kaodu stiffened and then said with a stiff smile: "Hahaha, Mr. Lance, you are joking, you are talking about an uprising! Can the uprising army be called a rebellion!"

These words caused everyone in the restaurant to burst into laughter, and the atmosphere inside and outside the store was filled with joy.

Although Caodu was very angry in his heart, with Lance here, he had to force a smile and pretend that nothing happened, but in fact, his fists were about to be crushed.

Forbearance!

You bunch of unruly people! Just have a good laugh now, sooner or later you will cry! If these rebels can protect you for a while, can they protect you for the rest of your life?

"Tell me, what happened."

After a burst of hearty laughter, Lance coughed and said, "Mr. Huang, what happened just now, to make you so angry?"

"Lord Lance, this is what happened..."

"Lord Lance, this villain is wronged!"

Before Kaoduo finished speaking, the shop owner suddenly knelt down in front of Lance, bursting into tears and burst into tears.

"You are not allowed to kneel! If you have any grievances, speak up. Our rebel army will make the decision for you."

"Okay, okay."

The boss slowly stood up from the ground. Lance nodded and said, "Tell me, what happened?"

"The thing is like this, Mr. Huang came to my store today to eat noodles. He ate two bowls of noodles but only gave me the money for one bowl."

When he heard this, Lance slammed the table and shouted: "Nonsense! Mr. Huang is the viscount of the kingdom. He has a huge fortune and can owe you money!"

"Master Lance, how dare I lie to you! Mr. Huang really ate two bowls of noodles!"

Lance frowned.

"You have to think clearly. Our rebel army has always done things fairly and justly, and we will never wrong any good people. If you frame Mr. Huang..."

"Sir, I swear on my life, Mr. Huang, that everything I say is true!"

"you!"

Cao Duo wanted to say something but was interrupted by Lance raising his hand.

"Mr. Huang, I know you are in a hurry, but don't worry yet. People's eyes are sharp, and they can tell who is a good guy and who is a bad guy. Don't worry, if you are wronged, I will definitely clear your name!"

After speaking, Lance turned to look at the customers in the store.

"Folks, tell me how many bowls of noodles Mr. Huang has eaten?"

"Two bowls! Two bowls!..." xN

"this…"

Lance looked at Caodo with an embarrassed expression.

"Master Huang, if you have financial difficulties, you can talk to our rebel army. Although our rebel army is very poor, we can still afford a bowl of pink money."

"..." Kaoduo.

Now that things have happened, he still can't see that this is a game specially made for him by Lance!

Kaoduo suddenly slapped his head and said with a smile: "Hahaha... I'm sorry, Mr. Lance, look at my memory. The boss is right. I did eat two bowls of noodles just now. I will make up for it right away." .”

As he spoke, Caodo put his hand into his arms to get the money, but Lance grabbed his hand.

"Mr. Huang, you have to think carefully before you speak. One is one! Two is two! I will never wrong anyone!"