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Chen Mo shook his head: "No."

ah? You dare to open a zoo in the city without even a business license? !

"Aren't you afraid of being shut down by the government?" Zhou Hao asked.

Hearing this, Chen Mo smiled calmly: "It doesn't matter, this zoo is an illegal building."

“…”

Crowd: 6!

Having said that, all the tourists here have finally come to their senses. What has happened so far is that this zoo is trying to keep things going!

I have to say that you guys know how to play. This is the first time they have seen such a trendy zoo. They will definitely come back if they have the chance!

Seeing everyone's reaction, Chen Mo didn't explain but just smiled and said: "Have all tourists read the rules? If there is no problem, then let's enter the park."

"Don't we have to carry guns anymore?" the passerby brother who came with Wang Li laughed.

He had completely let go, just thinking that Chen Mo was trying to liven up the atmosphere.

"No, it's normal for you to come to this zoo for the first time and not be prepared. Just remember to bring it with you when you come next time. I will be responsible for your safety this time."

After saying that, Chen Mo walked into the zoo, and other tourists followed after seeing the tour guide's instructions.

In the zoo, a group of tourists followed Chen Mo and talked and laughed as they visited the animals in various parks, including the white lions in the lion area, the apes in the ape area, etc. Everything was very normal, just like visiting an ordinary zoo, but nothing happened. Not long after, when everyone was heading to the elephant park, a group of cute rabbits jumped out on the road.

Chen Mo immediately stopped everyone when he saw the rabbit appearing.

"In front of everyone is the escaped rabbit that you mentioned in the code. Do you still remember how to deal with this situation?"

Um? Has the zoo gone so far as to actually release the rabbit?

"I remember." The passerby brother stood up: "The tourist rules say that when you encounter escaped rabbits, please keep beating them until they return to the rabbit park."

"What this tourist said is very good! Then let me show you how to deal with rabbits in the zoo."

"Ah? How to demonstrate?"

"like this."

As he spoke, Chen Mo took out a DP-28 machine gun model from his back and pointed it at the rabbit in front!

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! …

As Chen Mo pulled the trigger, fierce gunshots continued to echo in everyone's ears, and bullets poured out crazily under the flash of fire! The smoke instantly filled the entire street!

Chapter 829 I’ll give you a chance to reorganize your language and load the magazine

The strong smell of gunpowder stimulated everyone's respiratory organs. Seeing the live rabbits exploded into **** pieces in front of their eyes, the tourists' eyes almost popped out!

It's actually a real gun! And he actually fired at the rabbit!

Aren't you the tour guide of this zoo? Why do you want to shoot the animals in the zoo? I can't understand it!

After a burst of fierce shooting, Chen Mo emptied the magazine of the light machine gun in his hand. He put the overheated and smoking barrel in front of him and blew lightly. He turned to look at the tourists and smiled kindly.

"Dear tourists, you have seen my demonstration just now, right? Did everyone learn it?"

Learn how to knit! Don’t you know that guns are banned in China?

Everyone really wanted to complain, but looking at the DP-28 in Chen Mo's hand, they had to swallow the words that reached their throats and kept nodding in agreement.

"I learned it! I learned it!"

Who dares not to learn!

I used to hear that a certain school engages in militarized education, but now it seems that it’s all a big deal out of a molehill. This is the real militarized education! If all schools taught students like Tour Guide Carter, everyone would definitely be 985! 211!

Zhou Hao felt regretful at this time. He did not encounter any supernatural events while wandering on the road this time, but he did encounter terrorists!

This is crazy! Where did he hide such a big machine gun just now! We had been following him just now and obviously didn't see anything! Is there a fourth-dimensional space hidden behind him?

Chen Mo didn't know what Zhou Hao was thinking. Hearing everyone's replies, he smiled and nodded: "Very good! You are the best group of tourists I have ever taken! In the future, if you encounter any escaped rabbits in the zoo, please be like me." If there is any hesitation, fire immediately! But please remember that rabbits are very tenacious creatures, and it is difficult to kill them completely with just machine gun fire."

"Then...then what should we do?" The passerby brother swallowed his saliva and said tremblingly.

"It's very simple. Please use this after the shooting is over." Chen Mo said and took out a grenade from behind.

Everyone takes a breath of cool air!

He even wanted to whip the corpse! Instead of beating the corpse with a grenade? !

How virtuous are these rabbits? You can enjoy such VIP-level treatment!

Didn't you see that they were all beaten into rabbit meat by you?

"Hmm! Wait! Am I dazzled? Those rabbits are still moving!" A tourist shouted in horror.

The passerby brother who was playing with the ship hurriedly pulled the tourist and whispered: "Brother, what nonsense are you talking about? Those rabbits have been beaten into pieces. It's better to speak less so as not to attract other people's attention." .”

"I'm not talking nonsense. If you don't believe me, see for yourself!"

"So what if I saw it? Could it be that those rabbits can still come back to life... Damn it! They really came to life!"

The conversation between these two people successfully attracted everyone's attention. They followed the sound and saw that the rabbits that had been shot to pieces no longer looked like rabbits, but were twisted and transformed into pieces of meat that kept squirming toward the center!

Tourists who had seen this kind of SAN value loss scene were all frightened and speechless.

At this time, Zhou Hao also gradually understood everything. TNND had been involved in a relationship for a long time and it was still a supernatural event!

You can’t even escape shopping this time!

Zhou Hao wanted to curse, but the reality did not allow it.

Compared to the tourists' fear, Chen Mo's expression was very calm.

"Everyone has seen it. If the rabbit is not handled well, it will become like this. But don't be afraid. This is a normal phenomenon and can be solved with a grenade."

As he spoke, Chen Mo opened the safety catch and threw the grenade.

"Fire in the hole!"

boom! !

There was a violent explosion, and the rabbit meat turned into rabbit sauce.

"Okay, all the rabbits have been taken care of. Everyone must be hungry after walking around for so long. Next, I will take you to taste the special delicacies of this zoo."

Speciality cuisine?

When the tourists looked at the rabbit sauce in front of them, their faces turned the color of liver. Chen Mo successfully made rabbit meat disappear from their diet.

Even the animals are so scary, they can’t even imagine what the special delicacies would be like!

"Well, Mr. Carter, actually we are not hungry."

"Yes, this special delicacy is very precious, let's leave it to others to enjoy."

"Really, aren't you all hungry?"

Everyone shook their heads quickly.

Chen Mo smiled: "That's it, it doesn't matter, I'm hungry! I'll go to the commercial street first. Even if you're not hungry, you can rest there first. There will be more exciting shows later!"

this…

Everyone looked at each other and were speechless. If they had anything to say, they could only follow Chen Mo. This zoo was obviously not normal. Although Chen Mo drew his gun whenever he disagreed, at least they could gain a sense of security by following him. If you leave alone, who knows what will happen!

"Okay, Mr. Carter is the tour guide and we will listen to you." The passerby who was playing Ship R said with a stiff expression.

Everyone followed Chen Mo to the store. The items sold on the shelves were very ordinary. At a glance, there were mineral water, instant noodles, bread, rabbit blood and goat meat!

The tourists stared!

Rabbit blood!

What are the rabbits here? The tourists have just seen it. If you drink the blood of that thing, you will definitely not be able to leave the zoo today!

Zhou Hao pointed at the rabbit blood on the shelf and said tremblingly: "Mr. Carter, is that the zoo delicacy you mentioned?"

"This tourist, who do you think I am! I am a serious tour guide, how could I let tourists eat things of unknown origin?"

ah? Did I understand it wrong?

Zhou Hao was a little confused

"What do you mean?"

"Isn't it very clear in the visitor rules I gave you?"

As he spoke, Chen Mo came to the store counter and pointed to the shelves behind the employee in black.

"Waiter, there's something wrong with your product!"

The employee in black was stunned. This was the first time he had seen such an arrogant customer after seeing rabbit blood and goat meat at the zoo!

"Tourist, what's wrong with our products here?"

"Why are there rabbit blood and goat meat on your shelves? They are not cooked yet! Can these be given to tourists?"

are you crazy!

The employee in black said with an indifferent expression: "Sorry, customer, I don't know what you are talking about. We do not sell rabbit blood in our store."

Click!

Without saying a word, Chen Mo took out the machine gun, opened the safety catch, and pressed it against the forehead of the employee in black.

"Sorry, my ears are not very good. What did you say just now? I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language!"

Feeling the coldness of the gun barrel on his forehead, the employee in black was silent for a while and then bowed to Chen Mo with a ninety-degree bow.

"I'm very sorry! I was dazzled just now! I will take all rabbit blood off the shelves right now!"

Chapter 830: Any evil will eventually be brought to justice

On the other side, Wang Li and Kiryu Zhantu grabbed a lot of rabbits and walked towards the rabbit park. However, no matter how they walked, they could not reach the rabbit park on the map, which made the two of them confused.

"Manager, is there something wrong with this zoo map? According to the map's instructions, we should have gone to the rabbit park by now!"

"I don't know. It's my first time to come to this zoo like you. I know how its areas are divided. Let me check it on my phone."

After speaking, Wang Li took out his cell phone from his bag and opened the map to search for the location of the zoo. However, the map interface kept spinning as if it was stuck, and there was no response for a long time.

"Huh? What's going on? The signal is obviously full? I'm still using the 5G network!"

"Um...store manager, why don't you try switching to 4G network? Maybe it will be faster?"

Wang Li's mouth twitched and he didn't know how to refute. Indeed, apart from the higher monthly phone bills since he changed to the 5G package, he really didn't feel how fast his Internet speed had become. Needless to say, the network disk Even in the 6G era, its download speed is still tens of KB!

Although when testing the network speed, 5G directly reaches the full network speed! But when it comes to actual application, even watching a video may cause lag! But after you turn off 5G and turn on 4G, the video becomes smoother!

What else can be said? It can only be said that 5G still has a lot of room for growth!

"Okay, let me try it then."

Wang Li nodded and switched the network to another card, dual card dual standby, a Chinese feature!

He reopened the map using the 4G network and searched for the zoo, but the results did not change. After clicking the search button, the map interface still seemed to be stuck and there was no response.

"It won't work if I switch to 4G. It doesn't seem to be a network problem."

"This..." Kiryu Zhantu scratched his head: "What should we do?"

"I can only ask the staff here."

The two of them wandered around the zoo for a long time. Apart from meeting many tourists wearing rabbit earrings, they did not see any other employees. Just when they were about to give up, a blue building came into their sight. .

Um? Is there such a building in the zoo?

The two looked over the map, but no matter where they looked, they couldn't find this building.

"Store manager, let's go over and have a look. Maybe we can find the staff inside."

"Um."

Wang Li nodded and walked to the blue building with Kiryu Zhantu. Three large characters were clearly written on the title board of the building.

Aquarium!

Wang Li and Kiryu Zhantu were stunned, there really was an aquarium!

Not only does it exist, but there is also such a notice posted at the entrance of the aquarium.

If you are lucky enough to see this notice, please keep it private as it would be taboo for others to see it. I believe you can tell from the rules on the map that this zoo is not safe, even weird. We are an undercover government organization determined to protect innocent tourists. Please be sure to abide by the following rules to ensure your life safety. This is how you escape from this place. The only channel for zoos.

1. Enter the aquarium. There is no one here. You can pick up the black uniform directly at the door and put it on. This is the only way to signal to our staff that they accept being rescued. When you walk outside, our staff will notice your clothing. Don't worry about official zoo employees making trouble for you, they won't talk to you.