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"Huh? Why are you hesitant to speak? Forget it, I'll go find her myself."

After saying that, Chen Mo got up from the chair and walked indoors.

"Boss, please wait!"

When Ichimulian and the others saw this scene, they hurriedly wanted to stop Chen Mo, but at this time Chen Mo had already walked into the room.

What you see after entering the room are snack bags and empty bottles all over the floor.

Chen Mo was stunned and continued to take a few steps forward. A large screen came into his field of vision. Chen Mo wanted to see what was on the screen, but his eyes were uncontrollably attracted by a figure lying on the ground.

Yan Moai was only wearing a white coat at this time, her two snow-white thighs were exposed and swaying, her round and white toes were opening and closing, and her pale pink fingernails were dancing like petals.

Chen Mo looked at this scene and fell into deep thought.

Emmm...these pants are so white, bah! This dress is so long!

Chen Mo shook his head and turned his attention to the screen with great perseverance. He was suddenly stunned. Xiao Ai was actually playing "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild"!

The Zelda she was controlling, no, it was Link who was being chased all over the map by five or six Pokobulins, and the Link she was controlling didn't even have half a heart left. Just when she was about to When he took out Pokbrin's Encirclement and Suppression, a bow and arrow shot from behind, and the screen suddenly went black.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Ai jumped up on the spot and smashed the controller to the ground.

"Damn! What kind of garbage game hides five or six wild monsters in a ditch! Do you think this is interesting!"

"..." Chen Mo.

Xiao Ai is already an abandoned house (sad)!

Chapter 849: Quit Internet Addiction

Xiao Ai cursed and kicked the handle away, then took a few deep breaths and opened the happy water on the side and put it to her mouth.

Gulu~Gulu~Gulu~

"belch!!!"

After taking a few gulps of happy water, Xiao Ai let out a long burp, then picked up the handle and sat down cross-legged to continue the game.

Now she is wearing a white top with both thighs exposed. If nothing unexpected happens when she sits down in this position, the front should be completely exposed. I don't know if Xiao Ai is wearing anything underneath. If it is the same as Natsukawa Zhenliang...

Chen Mo wanted King Qin to walk around the pillar, but he held back due to his identity.

"Ahem..." Chen Mo coughed twice and said, "Xiao Ai, what are you doing?"

Xiao Ai stared at the screen intently, shaking the joystick with her left hand and pressing the buttons with her right hand without looking back: "Of course what else I can do is play games! Don't bother me! Now is the critical moment!"

Chen Mo was silent for a while and continued: "Xiao Ai, have you heard of this sentence? No matter how powerful you are in the game, you are still fake and not real."

Hearing this, Xiao Ai showed a disdainful smile: "The things in the game are indeed virtual, but the reality is even more of a **** game! The big guys in **** have exploited me for hundreds of years, and I have worked hard for them over the past few hundred years. I work part-time and don’t dare to take a day off. After such a long time, I must have worked hard even if I have no credit, but how did they treat me? They kicked me away as soon as they saw that I was useless!”

"I thought I was atoneing for my sins at first, but now I think this is an excuse for those people to exploit me!"

At this point, Xiao Ai made an operational error and was hit on the head by a Pokbrin holding a spiked Poke stick, and the health bar was cleared on the spot.

Xiao Ai was so angry that she dropped the controller to the ground again!

If he could turn on the microphone and speak, Chen Mo would be able to guess what the controller would say.

Handle: First of all I didn't mess with any of you! Secondly I didn’t mess with any of you!

"He's dead! It's all your fault!"

"..." Chen Mo.

Why did Xiao Ai become like this! Is it because there is no KPI performance appraisal that makes her too idle?

"Xiao Ai, I have a job for you to do."

When Xiao Ai heard the word "work", her hair suddenly exploded.

"Are you bored? Work! Work! It's work all day long. I've worked hard for hundreds of years and still can't enjoy it!"

As Xiao Ai spoke, she stood up and looked behind her. When she saw Chen Mo's figure, her whole body froze.

"Old...boss!"

Chen Mo smiled and nodded: "Xiao Ai, you are right. You have worked hard for so many years, and it's time to take a good rest."

Xiao Ai shook her head wildly with a look of horror: "No, no, no, I don't work hard! Boss, you do the hard work! You are so busy every day that you don't see anyone, and my workload is nothing compared to you!"

"Yeah."

Chen Mo shifted his attention to the screen behind Yan Moai and showed a meaningful expression.

"It can be seen that your workload is indeed not heavy."

After noticing Chen Mo's gaze, Xiao Ai's expression suddenly changed.

"Boss, please listen to my explanation. I usually don't touch this thing! I just play with it when I'm bored!"

Xiao Ai's fingers didn't stop stirring when she said these words. One can imagine how guilty she felt.

Let alone Chen Mo, I'm afraid even she doesn't believe what she said.

What should I do if my boss catches me playing games during work hours?

Xiao Ai's brain was running wildly, and after recalling the conversation just now, his eyes suddenly lit up!

"That's right! Boss, didn't you say you have a job for me? Just tell me what job you have! I have hundreds of years of work experience! No matter how difficult the job is, I can complete it!"

"Be energetic! Xiao Ai, I was indeed right to keep you here!"

Yan Moai smiled sheepishly, but in her heart she was glad that she had successfully diverted Chen Mo's attention.

"That's all because of your unique vision, boss!"

"No need to flatter me like this, let's get down to business. Here's the thing. I got stuck while playing a game recently and wanted to find someone to help me clear the level. You happen to be playing a game right now, so I'll leave this task to you. You're fine."

Xiao Ai was stunned, playing games on orders? Is there such a great job in the world? Am I dreaming?

"What's wrong with you, Xiao Ai? Are you feeling any difficulty? If you think you can't do it yourself, then I can find someone else..."

Yan Moai came back to his senses and shook his head vigorously: "Of course it's no problem! Just leave this matter to me, boss! No matter what game it is, I promise to help you get through it!"

"Really, that's great!"

Chen Mo's lips curled up and he took out a box of game discs from behind with these big words on them - "Bloodborne Curse Old Hunter"!

after a while.

"Hmm... um... ah... um... Yami Die! I really can't do it anymore!"

Outside the room, Lun entered Dao and the others, listening to these unbearable screams, their minds were filled with thoughts.

"What on earth are the boss and the eldest lady doing!" Ichimulian couldn't help but ask.

"I won't make it!"

"What should we do now? Go in and stop them?"

"Is this...appropriate?"

"This is not a matter of suitability! Can't you tell that the eldest lady's voice is painful?" the bone girl yelled.

Lun entered Dao and Ichimokuren looked solemn.

Now is really not the time to think about this. The eldest lady has been kind to them. If the eldest lady is in trouble, they have to ensure her safety even if they live their lives!

"Okay! Let's go in together!"

Just when they were about to force their way in, Yama Ai walked out of the room.

She was wearing a black kimono with an indifferent expression. Except for her slightly pale face, everything was exactly the same as when she was still a Hell Girl, as if her whole person had been formatted.

Seeing the familiar yet unfamiliar Yama Ai, everyone looked at each other speechless.

What happened just now!

"Run enters the road, let's go, we have work."

Hearing Yama Ai's call, Lun Enter Dao was stunned for a moment and then quickly nodded and replied, "Yes!"

After saying this, Lun entered the road and turned into a carriage, carrying Xiao Ai and leaving the Soul Pawn Shop.

Indoors, Chen Mo looked at the smashed handle and smashed his tongue.

Judging from this situation, Xiao Ai may not want to play games again for a long time.

But I have to say, hearing Xiao Ai moan in pain with Mrs. Noto’s voice is really addictive!

If this is a live broadcast, tsk tsk tsk, I don’t dare think about it! OK!

Thinking of this, Chen Mo opened his mobile phone and entered the online shopping mall. After searching for a while, Chen Mo added the entire series of Dark Souls to the shopping cart, and then clicked to place an order!

Chapter 850: Gathering Merits

On a tourist bus, Chu Hang was studying the secret book that he had deceived from the cultivators who came to Qingyun Temple.

It had been some time since the last battle with the immortal cultivator's puppet, and the wounds on his body had almost healed.

After all, the physique of a cultivator cannot be normalized. Both the resilience and the physique are far superior to ordinary people. Although the puppets sent by the cultivator are strong, most of their attacks are physical attacks and there is basically no magic damage. It may also be because of that cultivator. I wanted to capture him alive, so that’s why I didn’t let the puppet kill him.

No matter what the real cause is, these physical injuries only caused some skin trauma to him. With his physical fitness and the assistance of cultivation technology, it is not a problem to recover in a short time.

And after he was discharged from the hospital, he immediately embarked on a new journey. The whereabouts of Ye Chen and Yan Xuyang were still unknown, how could he stop!

And this time the destination he is going to is Mount Tai!

Mount Tai has been the first of the five mountains since ancient times. It has a strong symbolic significance in China. This can be seen from the conferment of Mount Tai. Many emperors will use the consecration of Mount Tai to maintain the legitimacy of the imperial power.

No matter from any angle, Mount Tai is a place where you are most likely to encounter cultivators. Not long ago, he saw a video of an abnormal situation on Mount Tai on the Internet. In the video, a giant dragon was entrenched on the top of Mount Tai and stretched across thousands of miles. Not to the end.

Later, it was reported on the Internet that there was a very scary zoo in the urban area near Mount Tai. It bought goat meat and rabbit blood and kept a monster. Ultraman even appeared on the day they went! But in the end, it was not Ultraman who killed the monster, but a cheating brother!

Let’s not talk about the video of the giant dragon. The subsequent news is just nonsense. This guy is both Ultraman and Brother Gua, and there is no logic at all!

But whether these videos and rumors are true or false, they are enough to prove that Mount Tai is indeed a special place, and you won’t lose money by going there!

Chu Hang holds the secret book of cultivating immortality in his left hand and his mobile phone in his right hand. He translates the contents of the secret book word for word. Although the secret book is written in Chinese, he can recognize the words one by one, but once they are connected together, he can I can't read it at all.

Xuanguan, Yumen, Tongding, Taiyi, even people majoring in Chinese language and literature may not understand these words!

After studying for a long time, Chu Hang put down his phone and rubbed his eyes. His eyes didn't hurt much but his head was about to explode!

He thought it would be easy to decipher a secret book now that the Internet was developed. No matter how hard it was, he would still be able to figure it out.

But it turned out that he was too naive!

Fortunately, he was even more confused after reading the explanations of those exclusive nouns!

For example, the explanation given on the Internet for the word Taiyi is this: Taiyi means that the yin and yang have not changed, it is vast and empty, lightless and imageless, formless and nameless; it is lonely and lonely, it is called Taiyi, Taiyi, God At the beginning, there was no Qi.

After reading it, Chu Hang just wanted to say one thing: Damn it.

This explanation is too metaphysical!

Such nouns are piled up one after another and finally tell you that it is a cultivation secret book. Can you tell how to practice cultivation in it?

This thing has no specific meaning, you can interpret it however you want, it’s all up to your imagination!

But can he solve the problem of cultivation by relying on his imagination?

What’s even more outrageous is that some of the words in this secret book are not even explained online, as if they were created to match this secret book!

Now even the way to practice by relying on imagination has been blocked for you!

After all, your brain circuit and the author of this book are definitely not on the same parallel line.

What Brother Xu and the others teach is real, one is one, and two is two. There is no fixed formula like these secrets of cultivating immortals.

However, Chu Hang didn't know that there really is no fixed formula in fantasy secret books!

Cultivation into immortality depends entirely on understanding!

Two different people learning the same secret can produce two completely different effects in the end!

After realizing that he couldn't continue studying, Chu Hang sighed, took out his backpack from under the seat and stuffed the secret book into it.

He looked around him. The tour buses all had double seats. Sitting next to him was a college student who looked to be in his early twenties.

This college student is very weird. He is handsome and sunny, with a standard idol face, but he is full of Buddhist equipment, including prayer beads, bracelets, and jade Buddhas. People who don’t know him think he is here to ward off evil spirits. .

But what attracted Chu Hang's attention more than these equipment was his face. He always felt as if he had seen the other person there.

Seeing Chu Hang staring at him, the college student turned his head and clasped his hands together and said, "Hello, donor, why do you keep staring at me?"

He is really a Buddhist believer!