House Witch

Chapter 1082 1081. The sick senior

Astros walked out of the bathroom after taking a shower. She was completely naked and was thinking about which dress to wear to her birthday party tonight.

Suddenly, her nose moved and she smelled a charming aroma.

The aroma came from her kitchen.

"Forehead"

Miss Wealth Goddess was a little surprised. She walked to the door of the kitchen, and then she saw a busy figure in the kitchen, which was actually quite unfamiliar. After all, she had only been there a few times.

Unlike the other party who looked as small as an ant not long ago, this figure now is as majestic as her and like a god. This size also allows the other party to easily control this special kitchen.

"It turns out to be Dorothy. Hasn't she gone back yet?"

Although her body shape and even her aura had completely changed, Astros still recognized the identity of this figure at a glance, she thought with some surprise.

Well, she didn't expect that she could be "added to the drama".

Although they are all dragon heads, there are differences among the dragon heads. In terms of strength, she can't beat the previous ones. In terms of strategy ability, the dragon heads also agree that she is a bit vulgar as a guy who can only throw coins, so I didn't plan to give her too many scenes, but now I didn't expect that there would be an unexpected surprise.

Well, indeed, rich girls generally don’t have bad luck.

The goddess of wealth thought proudly.

In the kitchen, the master in yellow was in a good mood, humming a strange ditty and happily experimenting with his new kitchen utensils.

Evil tentacles stretched out from under her yellow clothes and wrapped around the handle of the giant golden pot. Under the pot, there was a dark world-destroying dragon flame burning, and several tentacles of the same style as those under her yellow clothes were lying Used as fuel in boilers.

At first, these burning tentacles felt painful and rolled in the fire, but as they rolled, they seemed to get used to it, and then started to swing away.

If you observe carefully, you will be surprised to find that these tentacles not only do not seem to get smaller and smaller, but they are even growing slowly.

However, the more firewood there was, the stronger the fire became. This caused Dorothy to reach out and grab another tentacle from the boiler, and put it back into her body. This tentacle returned to her body. She seemed very happy, and she happily waved goodbye to her "sisters" who were still serving as firewood in the fire.

Well, it's a magical and weird scene.

And look inside the golden cauldron.

Well, the stew in the pot is still tentacles.

Boil beans and burn bean sprouts, stew tentacles.

The picture seems more abstract.

Fortunately, the tentacles burned below and stewed above seemed to have different origins, and the two sides were still exchanging passionate insults at this moment.

"Damn it, you cunning devil, you're teasing me."

The tentacles in the pot that had been cut into sections opened their mouths and cursed loudly.

"Shh, don't talk. You're affecting my ability to blanch water. The ingredients must be prepared with ingredients."

Dorothy in yellow raised a tentacle on her lips. She said this, and then quickly started to add spiritual green onions, ginger, Baihua cooking wine and other ingredients to remove the fishy smell into the pot.

Well, the evil spirit has a strong flavor, so you need to use strong ingredients.

As the temperature of the water in the pot gradually increased, the squid evil god became more and more vulnerable. It yelled and insulted even more fiercely, and kept using all kinds of blasphemous words.

But this still did not affect the cooking of the terrifying evil god in yellow. She was stirring the pot with her magic power while directing the other giant octopus monster beside her to work hard.

That was also an evil god, but he was obviously not as fierce as the one in the pot, but he was better at being obedient.

The green-skinned octopus evil god skillfully removed one of its tentacles and handed it to the yellow-clothed evil god respectfully. Then he began to mix dough, chop onions, and green onions.

This is the reserve food that Dorothy caught from another world when she was fishing at the Golden Country Resort Hotel. It was originally raised to make it taste fresh, but the evil octopus has an unexpectedly high level of consciousness, so Dorothy doesn't use it every time. As soon as I started, it took off its tentacles and brought them over. It even took the initiative to beat the witch while she was cooking.

For no other reason than to share a piece of meat with him when we eat later.

But after this happened for a long time, the whole otaku witch was a little embarrassed to eat it, so she just gave it to her senior sister to keep as a pet. Anyway, senior sister Fanny always liked this kind of weird stuff.

"Hey, we won't eat octopus today. Let's eat squid. It's stronger than you and the meat is better than yours."

The King in Yellow stretched out his tentacles and knocked the green-skinned evil god's octopus on the head, and said so.

In response, the green-skinned octopus let out a strange cry of regret, and then reluctantly took back the tentacles that had been removed before.

It seemed dissatisfied that its own meat was not as tasty as the squid's.

However, such a loving scene directly broke the squid in the pot. It was almost cooked and could no longer hold back.

"It's true that I eat people, but who in this world doesn't eat people? Don't you witches eat less people?"

It asked in the pot.

Dorothy was also shocked when she heard this.

This is quite true, just as humans regard monkey brains as delicacies. In the eyes of the witch, other humanoid creatures are not much higher than monkeys in the eyes of humans.

Strictly speaking, witches do not eat humans. After all, they are close relatives of humans.

However, the concept of this person depends on whether it is a person in a broad sense or a human race in a narrow sense.

Witches just don't eat humans. As for other humanoid races, it can only be said that the world of witches is so big, even the most niche tastes have a large number of fans, and over the years, some originally niche things seem to There are signs of becoming a fashion trend.

But what does your question have to do with me, an ordinary little witch?

Dorothy was speechless.

She silently increased her firepower.

Then, the wailing in the pot gradually weakened until it disappeared.

It's just that the tentacles in the pot stopped screaming. This time, other tentacles started to scream.

"Xianbao, why didn't you answer the guy's question just now?"

A tentacle under the yellow clothes lifted up on its own, and then a sheep pupil opened on the tentacle, and a beautiful human mouth grew out, and a familiar voice came out of it, with a somewhat confused tone.

House Witch: "???"

Send it, she knew it was the senior sister who got sick again.

"What's the answer to that?"

She angrily pulled away the stray tentacle and continued with her cooking.

Well, now the squid tentacles in the pot have been blanched, and now it’s time to bake the meatballs.

She waved her tentacles, and a section of squid tentacles immediately flew up, and then mixed with minced onions, chopped green onions and other auxiliary ingredients, and finally wrapped in batter and turned into small balls.

She waved her tentacles again, and the originally normal golden pot turned into an alchemy furnace. She threw the squid balls into the furnace, and the Lord in Yellow began to refine the elixir.

"Why is there nothing to answer? Although that guy's death is not a pity, his words do make sense. Witches can also eat people."

Senior Sister Fanny was not dismissed so easily this time. She pointed to the refrigerator next to her and continued.

"Today's witch clan is no longer any different from the original angels. We have become a new natural disaster."

Dorothy: "."

The otaku witch didn't expect to go to the food store and give it to her senior sister. She originally wanted to praise the embarrassing senior sister for not being embarrassed anymore this time. She just cooperated with her and easily took out the evil squid god. Got off.

Well, this squid evil god is indeed quite impressive. His magical aura is obviously as powerful as that of a sage, but after actually fighting, he discovered that it is only at the peak level and does not have the authority of a true sage.

It can only be said that this kind of world's indigenous false gods are indeed like this. A large part of their power relies on the power of the world. If this squid evil god is still in its deep sea world, he may indeed be half as good as a sage. level.

But once you leave the original world and come to the outside world, your strength will be greatly reduced. It is far less powerful than the witch sage who can create his own world and become a self-contained entity.

Also, if this squid evil god is really at the level of a sage, it should have seen the hat on Dorothy's head before, so it would never choose the otaku witch as its temptation target.

Moreover, although the senior sister couldn't win in the peak game, she still hit hard in the vegetable abuse game. The squid demon was easily defeated by her just now.

However, Dorothy really didn't expect that the squid evil god's heart-wrenching words before his death did not shake her heart, but instead stimulated the mentally ill senior sister who was already crazy.

Okay, think about the reason why the senior sister is crazy. She originally fell into madness due to similar torture.

The otaku witch stretched out her tentacles and scratched the hood of her yellow coat. She felt helpless. She looked at the serious tentacled eyes of her senior sister, thinking about how to answer.

But before she could speak, someone on the side had already spoken.

"Haha, there is nothing to worry about. It is weak and you are strong. The weak will eat the strong. If you fall behind, you will be beaten. It's that simple."

Astros walked into the kitchen. As she said this, she looked expectantly at the small meatballs being grilled in the strange stove.

"Uh, goddess, you."

Being interrupted like this, Dorothy had no choice but to look at Astros who came in. She just wanted to say hello for borrowing someone else's kitchen, but when she looked at it, her yellow clothes almost turned into red. .

"Can you get dressed first?"

She blinked and said.

Well, when she looked up at this goddess in her normal form in the bathroom, she didn't feel anything at all. She just felt that the mountain was not a mountain. But now that they are of the same size and look at it, it depends on whether it is a mountain or a mountain. It's hard to top it.

I can only say which little witch can withstand such excitement.

She remembered that Guinevere had said that the goddess of wealth was an exhibitionist or something. Before, she only thought it was a quarrel, but now she had to believe it.

"Tsk, this is my home, okay."

Astros complained, but when she saw the otaku witch turning her head and not daring to look, she finally smiled and snapped her fingers, and a set of golden costumes grew out of her body.

Dorothy was relieved when she saw this.

But she turned around and heard the overly lively goddess of wealth laughing.

"This outfit is just my dragon scale mimic. It's essentially my skin. I'm still naked."

House Witch: "."

Ah this

Faced with this kind of teasing words, Dorothy didn't know what to say for a while.

And her silence also made the goddess of wealth smile even happier.

"Hahaha, okay, I won't tease you anymore, but you young people are really easily deceived by appearances, and you always care too much about things that don't matter at all."

The goddess of wealth said so.

Dorothy was stunned. She felt that the goddess seemed to have something to say.

But Astros in front of her had stopped talking. Her plump figure was lying on the edge of the stove, looking forward to the pellets in the alchemy stove.

Well, she didn't get breakfast in the palace before, but now this is her home, and she has to take the first hot bite.

The otaku witch then turned her head and continued to look at her senior sister.

It's just that the tentacle representing the senior sister is obviously a little weak at this time.

It was obvious that Astros's remarks about the weak and the strong had hit her a bit.

"Is the strong always right? Is weakness the original sin?"

She muttered confusedly.

Dorothy can understand the confusion of her senior sister.

After all, she had self-destructed before. She, the Fourth King, should never have existed. Her birth was an experiment by the Three Kings to test their omnipotence. In order to create her, most of the resources accumulated during the Great Crusade were almost exhausted. , but because of this, the senior sister was born with original sin. She carries the despair and curse of countless dying worlds that were plundered and destroyed by witches.

It’s hard to say whether such a fourth king is a blessing or a curse to the witch world.

Although the senior sister is a fun person who laughs and laughs every day, she is not Atty after all. She does not have the fun heart of a born evil. After all, the fun person is just her imitation of Teacher Demon King. She just uses the attitude of watching fun to cover it up. My own confusion.

Why did the Three Kings never give her any guidance? There were no requirements or expectations. They were just letting her go.

"well"

The otaku witch sighed.

Then, she opened the alchemy furnace in front of her, took out a small squid ball, and stuffed it directly into the mouth of the senior who was still sick.

Astros: "."

o(╥﹏╥)o, my first bite was so hot.

The goddess of wealth burst into tears.

As for Tentacle Senior.

"How does it taste?"

Dorothy asked.

"It smells so good, I want another one."

Senior Sister Fanny shook her tentacles and said so.

"Haha, why did you lose your temper when you ate first?"

The otaku witch asked with a sneer.

Senior Sister Fanny: "."

She immediately wanted to succumb again with her tentacles, but the delicious food that had not yet been swallowed in her mouth really made her unable to succumb.

"Wait until I'm full and eat again."

The senior thought for a while and said this.

Dorothy said angrily.

"You also know that you haven't eaten enough yet, that Yuyu bastard, wait until you are full before you think about these things."

Ignoring the convulsing senior, she turned around and handed the small balls in the alchemy furnace to the goddess who was almost in tears.

"I'm sorry, Master Astros, thank you for your gift. I like this pot very much. I don't have anything to give as a gift in return. I can only borrow your kitchen and you can try how it tastes."

So said Dorothy.

Goddess of Wealth: "(*^▽^*)"

Astros suddenly smiled like a flower. She was not polite and happily took the alchemy furnace. However, she did not take away all the small balls, only a small half.

"That's all I need. Let's share the rest with everyone at the dinner party."

She decided.

Well, as one of the dragon heads, her original crime was showing off.

The dinner is being prepared.

Alas, it’s so annoying that Kavin is always in strange places.