House Witch

Chapter 1108 1107. Barbecuing and Discussing the Mind

On the other side, Galahad is also ready to taste Dorothy's craftsmanship.

However, she did not hold the barbecue grill and gnaw directly like a home witch. Instead, she carefully used a kitchen knife to separate the super giant barbecue into several portions.

One-sixth of it was prepared for everyone in the imperial dining room to enjoy together. Although this meant that each person could only get about one bite, it was enough.

She prepared the other sixth as the main dish to be delivered to the Dragon King's table later. After all, it was almost time to deliver the food, and she couldn't let the palace lack the main dish today.

The other one-sixth was given to the Miss Demon Sword Girl next to Dorothy. After all, her sister just promised to let her take some of the food back.

Galahad could not share her own roast, so she had to take part of Dorothy's roast as payment.

As for the last half

Of course this belongs to her.

This was originally the barbecue that Dorothy made for her, and she didn't have the bad habit of showing off like Astros, so she was willing to share half of it, which made her feel so distressed that she couldn't breathe. Don't even think about it.

She couldn't even bear to finish it in one sitting, so in the end she just took a normal dinner plate-sized portion from her own portion, and then sealed the remaining barbecue with the most advanced time-stop magic. , she can taste her sister's taste for a long, long time.

After allocating the portions, she looked at Dorothy opposite, who was chewing her barbecue without any image, and she also showed a satisfied smile.

It seems that my sister also likes her craftsmanship. Well, let’s ignore her for now.

Then, Galahad waved his hand and distributed the roasted meats that were ready to be distributed to the royal chefs.

"Use all your tongues to taste this gift. After all, it is the greatest honor in your life to be able to taste that supreme delicacy. If any of you can understand even one ten thousandth of it, , then it will be enough to be promoted to a chef, and if she can understand one thousandth of it, I can give her the position of chief chef."

This innocent knight who was usually quite easy-going rarely said this with a proud tone.

Naturally, the royal chefs did not dare to refute this.

First of all, they are indeed in awe of Chef Galahad's cooking skills. Even if they feel that what he said is exaggerated, they will never express it directly.

Secondly, their attention at this time was indeed attracted by the only one bite of barbecue for each person on the dinner plate. This piece of barbecue was perfect in terms of color and taste. It was so perfect. In the eyes of these chef witches, barbecue is like the most delicious art in the world, and they have the urge to find an altar to offer it to them.

Well, this description is really not an exaggeration. After all, this barbecue has been specially added with magic special effects. It is really shining.

Details, this is too much detail.

In short, this is definitely far beyond their cooking skills. Perhaps the chef's statement is not too exaggerated. If they can learn a little bit from this mysterious master's cooking, it will be enough for them to use for life.

So, everyone finally closed their mouths that had turned into waterfalls, then picked up their forks and put the piece of barbecue into their mouths.

And then.

"Woo"

"ah"

"Bliss."

"The sun is so warm."

"Oh, oh, oh, mom, I miss you."

Whether they were the head chef, ordinary chefs, or assistant chefs, almost all the chefs had soothing and relaxed smiles on their faces.

At this moment, the tight class smell on their bodies was all gone, and everyone felt a sense of relaxation from the bottom of their hearts, as if they were lazily basking in the sun in the yard in winter, or... It's spring and I'm having a leisurely picnic with my family.

At this moment, the pressure of work, the worries in the workplace, and the entanglements of desire were all far away. They gained rare leisure and tranquility, and enjoyed this moment of happiness.

Seeing the reactions of his subordinates, Galahad curiously turned his attention to the barbecue on the plate in front of him.

Although she could find the beautiful memories of her sister's craftsmanship in her previous life from the remnant soul of Emora in her body, it was the pursuit of the taste in her dreams that made her obsessed with cooking in this life.

But it was a dream after all. The taste in the memories tasted through the memory of the remnant soul was always distorted, and the squid balls that Astros brought to share before were sparse. She ate them too quickly and didn't taste them properly. , and now, she can finally appreciate her sister's craftsmanship.

She was looking forward to it in her heart, and then raised the knife and fork in her hand.

And as the tempting roast meat was brought into her mouth, the indescribable deliciousness exploded in her mouth, as if countless annoying goblins were teasing her taste buds wantonly.

The taste is right, the taste is right, this is the taste.

At this moment, the scene that always seemed hazy in dreams became real.

That dilapidated church, that kind priest, that beautiful nun who always has a gentle smile, that lovely sister who is always confident like a little sun, and that carefree fat dragon who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun. .

This is the taste of home and the taste of happiness.

Dorothy is still the same good child as the little sun, she has not changed at all after so many years.

At this moment, Galahad burst into tears.

She even generously shared this delicious taste with other dragon heads through the round table oath, and then left a message in conjunction with it.

"I'm back, everything is back. This is the happiness my sister gave me. Although you can't eat it, I'll help you taste it. If I eat it, it means everyone has eaten it. Anyway, we share a dragon's stomach, so there's no need Thanks."

Then, she soon received cordial and friendly greetings from other dragon heads.

Nidhogg: "That's my royal meal. You, the cook, ate it secretly. This is a grave crime, ╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻"

Guinevere: "I curse you to have no good appetite for the next year. You will vomit whatever you eat, ╭(￣▽￣)╯╧═╧"

Morgan: "The most supportive time for Guinevere was when you all ate alone, (/‵Д′)/~╧╧"

Arthur: "Everyone, I think you are all too extreme, and based on my understanding of Galahad, she is a Scoia'tael who will definitely not be willing to eat it all, so you understand what I mean, (ヘ_)ヘ┳━ ┳”

Lancelot: "As expected of you, Arthur, I'm just so smart, I'm ready to force the palace into the kitchen, o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓."

Astros: "Galahad, please give me a price. I'll take all the barbecue you have, ┬──┬ノ(゜-゜ノ)"

Jörmungandr: "┴┴︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┴┴, this round table is useless, and Galahad, you didn't prepare my share just now. I will bear this grudge. Next The next time we are together, I will let your head grow on your butt to serve as a tail.”

Well, today's round table meeting is still very enthusiastic. It seems that everyone is full of humanity, which is great, but the poor round table shows that she is very bad.

Of course, Galahad dismissed the dragon heads' barking.

As the strongest assassin among the dragon heads, although she can't defeat those guys head-on, she can't afford to hide if she can't offend them. As long as she doesn't want to, no one can find where she is and want to steal things from her. , no way.

Therefore, she just leisurely enjoyed the delicious food in front of her.

Oh, she also cut a small piece and gave it to the dragon and snake necklace on Dorothy's neck.

Oh, I'm sorry, I really forgot about Jörmungandr just now. This incarnation is really untouchable. Galahad doesn't want his head to grow on his butt next time when everyone joins together.

Well, it's the Dragon King who's being harmed like that, but everyone's collective majesty, that's not good, it's really not good.

But Jörmungandr is truly worthy of being the incarnation of her true self. She is really a stingy person. She is obviously the fastest runner among them all, and now she is still enjoying Dorothy’s feedings every day in an open and honest manner. Nidhogg is not even that kind. The treatment is good, but why didn't you think that everyone was still hungry when you were eating?

Galahad complained a little in his heart.

Well, the dragon heads' friendship boat is about to capsize.

However, she waited for a while until her sister devoured the entire molted tail of Nidhogg, and then regained consciousness.

"How about my skills?"

The Innocence Knight put down the licked clean plate in his hand, and then looked at Dorothy opposite, who chewed the bones and ate cleanly, and asked with a smile.

Dorothy: "."

Realizing that she had lost her composure, the otaku witch immediately felt a little ashamed. She reached out and wiped her hands on her apron, trying to wipe off the oil, but she found that not a drop of oil was left on her hands, and they were all licked clean.

Well, it wasn't just her hands. According to the way she ate voraciously, her face should also be oily, but now she found that her face seemed to be covered with saliva.

Damn it, what the hell did I do just now?

Speaking of which, I didn’t even know that my tongue could lick my entire face. Is it so long and so flexible? There is really no need for such a weird function.

The otaku witch was so embarrassed that she wanted to dig out a dragon palace with her feet.

However, she still held back her shyness in response to Galahad's inquiry, and then gave a super serious thumbs up and praised.

"That was awesome, the best barbecue I've ever had in my life."

Well, this sentence is not an exaggeration. Although the halfling witch's pure cooking skills still have some shortcomings in Dorothy's opinion and cannot be called the ultimate perfection, the unknown dragon she chose The quality of the tail meat was really high, which perfectly made up for the slight regret in cooking skills. Overall, it was indeed the best barbecue Dorothy had ever eaten.

Of course, the most important thing is that Miss Galahad’s cooking is also delicious.

Dorothy remembered the feeling that she had just been dominated by the sudden hunger. At that moment, she seemed to have forgotten everything, and only the instinct of eating was left in her mind. Her appetite became a bottomless pit, greedily craving for the food in front of her. delicious.

Although this feeling of forgetting everything and focusing on eating feels a bit strange, looking back now, it is surprisingly good.

Well, Galahad's craftsmanship activated the animal nature in her body, turning her into a predator of the weak. She only thinks about hunting and eating beasts every day.

And this is also the most original meaning of food.

The most delicious food is the food that fills the stomach and prevents people from starving.

"But I didn't expect you, Galahad, to have such a personality. It's different from your appearance. It's quite surprising."

Dorothy sighed while touching her round belly, trying to speed up digestion.

The cooking heart is the human heart, and Galahad's cooking heart, which seems to want to devour everything to make up for itself, is actually quite scary. It is indeed inconsistent with her innocent child-like appearance.

"I am also the first Knight of the Round Table, okay?"

Regarding the otaku witch's emotions, the halfling witch opposite was quite calm.

"Dorothy, although I like your warm cooking heart, this world is not as beautiful as you imagined in your heart. It is quite cruel. If you want to gain something, you will naturally have to sacrifice something. And I I don’t want to be the one who is sacrificed again, and I will never allow everything I care about to become someone else’s treasure, so I would rather strike first and be the one who gains.”

Galahad replied so calmly.

This is her kitchen passion, and it is also the common idea of ​​the round table meeting, and it is also the theme of the mighty Great Expedition in the Dragon King Era.

They have not yet become omniscient and omnipotent gods, so they must at least become the number one among gods.

After all, Emora is just a dragon beast. She is not very smart and does not understand complex human thoughts that much, so she is more accustomed to doing things according to the rules of the beast.

"Natural selection, survival of the fittest, since there must be an ultimate predator standing at the top of the food chain, then why can't that role be me?"

The Knight of Innocence extended his hand, then made a fist and added.

Well, the world of beasts is very simple, just survive and reproduce.

Survival means food and hunting. Only by catching enough prey, eating enough food, and replenishing enough nutrients can the beast be strong enough, gain the strength to survive, and occupy a better territory. Of course, In the end, they can reproduce better.

Well, reproduce

Dragon heads actually don't really have that many worldly desires, but...

There is a saying, isn't the sister resurrected from the dead in front of them the best result of their desire?

Well, whether it is viewed as the result of reproduction or the object of reproduction, it is a perfect ending in every sense.

This is the most precious miracle that they have accumulated magic power and nutrients for so long, built the most perfect and comfortable dragon nest, made all preparations, and finally summoned it back.

"Well, I guess Dorothy you won't agree with my philosophy too much. It doesn't matter. You just need to follow your own path."

Galahad then lowered his head in disappointment and said this.

The dragon heads actually knew that their path was completely opposite to that of their sister. It was they who led the witch clan from the former dragon slayers to the new evil dragons they are now.

Although they do not regret this decision, they will do it again. After all, this is the only way they can think of to get their sister back.

It's just that this really goes against my sister's original philosophy.

They also do not expect to gain the understanding and approval of their sisters.

However, Dorothy opposite her shook her head.

"Who says I don't agree? Galahad, you have worked very hard, haven't you? I'm not the kind of person who picks up the bowl to eat and curses when I put down the chopsticks. Well, you have done a good enough job."

The otaku witch said this seriously.

It is true that she often can't stand some of the very cruel rules of the witch world. Her outlook and heart make her unwilling to overly approve of this cruel behavior of invasion and plunder.

But now that she has become a person, she is no longer a black and white diode. She realizes that the nature of the Western Universe is so cruel.

If the warehouse is solid, you will know etiquette; if you have enough food and clothing, you will know honor and disgrace.

The witch world seems powerful now, but in fact it is far from being able to slow down. Although the three kings are strong, they each have their own shortcomings. If the witch family does not have the protection of the three kings, then they will fall apart in minutes. It will be carved up by other worlds that are watching eagerly.

Of course, that is also retribution, just as the witch world once ruthlessly devoured other worlds, so there is nothing to complain about when she is eventually eaten by other worlds.

This is fair and in line with the natural law of the jungle.

However, Dorothy is a witch in her life.

The butt determines the head.

Victims of other races can blame the three kings for their ruthlessness and curse the witch world for its cruelty, but she is not qualified to say such things.

Besides, if they had a choice, who would want to fight every day? Who would let them live in this Western universe with special rules?

If possible, then Dorothy doesn't want to hurt anyone, but obviously she doesn't have that ability for the time being. She was so ambitious and pretentious in her previous life. She naively thought that with her life as the protagonist of a time traveler, she would be able to With her intelligence and hard work, she doesn't just do whatever she wants, she just unfolds the story, and I can't help it.

The result? hehe

I didn't even get out of Novice Village before I fell asleep.

Although that is because the world bosses are all in the novice village and do not follow martial ethics, but if you fail, you will fail.

So it’s better to be more practical in this life and stop having second-rate fantasies.

Well, if someone had to be hurt, then Dorothy didn't want that person to be her family.

She admits that she is ultimately a selfish person.

After all, she will be going to the battlefield soon.

Even if she had eleven thousand reasons, it wouldn't change the fact that she was about to become a villain.

She was ready to get her hands stained with blood.

Adam had taken her away from Dragon Queen because he didn't want her to go down this path.

But now fate is so helpless, she seems to be on the path she has been avoiding.

So, she grabbed Galahad's hand and refined it instantly

Pah, ah, ah, I'm out of tune.

"Thank you for your hospitality."

She just thanked him so seriously.

The witch of the house is thanking

I actually wrote 5,000 words, I worked hard, I hung a bottle of water today, and my cold is finally much better, everyone should pay attention, the cold is too hard to bear.