House Witch

Chapter 1215 1214. The virtue of modesty

"Uh, there's a new person? So soon?"

Yuna glanced at the message in the group chat called Man in the Bottle, and then was stunned, very surprised. After all, this group is not for anyone to join.

Man in the Bottle, an ancient and mysterious organization, is also a widely circulated urban legend on the Internet.

Some people say that Man in the Bottle has existed since the beginning of the establishment of the alliance, and it has been hiding in the dark for tens of thousands of years, leading the development of the alliance through various means.

Some people say that Man in the Bottle is a religious organization, and their members believe in a mysterious and knowledgeable great god, and the establishment of the alliance was influenced by that god.

Others say that Man in the Bottle is an academic group, they don't have many members, but each of them is a rare genius in a thousand years, and it is the wisdom of these geniuses that has created various new technologies in the alliance today.

There are so many things.

But no matter how the netizens discuss it, no one can come up with evidence. In the final analysis, people are actually not sure whether this organization really exists.

However, Yuna knew very well that this organization did exist, and the different legends on the Internet were actually all correct, because she herself was an official member of the Bottle Man, with member number 232.

At the same time, she was also the newcomer with the lowest qualifications in the group.

In other words, in these tens of thousands of years, the Bottle Man organization has only recruited 232 people in total, which shows how high its entry threshold is.

And if you look at the list of members of the Bottle Man, even a proud Yuna was a little confused at the beginning, because every name here is so well-known, all of them are frequent visitors in the alliance textbooks, and this small group of hundreds of people is shocking and oppressive like the shining stars of human beings.

So, in fact, the entry standard of the Bottle Man is much higher than what netizens on Tianwang imagine. You must at least be a genius who is smart enough to influence the progress of civilization to be qualified to join.

In addition, this qualification review standard is not set by humans, but by gods.

That's right, it's a god.

Although Yuna, as the Saint of the Mechanicus, did not have much faith in the Lord of All Machines, and even doubted whether this god existed, she believed in the god called the One of All Things.

After all, the owner of the group chat of the Bottle Man is the god himself.

And Yuna had already met this Lord God, because the invitation letter to join the Bottle Man was sent by the Lord God himself.

That was when Yuna was ten years old. At that time, she had just solved the material problem that had troubled the academic world for thousands of years under the attention of the public, so that the originally huge differential machine could finally develop towards miniaturization. Such a breakthrough shocked the entire alliance, and everyone was amazed at the intelligence of this Saint.

However, on the stage that seemed to be the peak of her life, the young Saint Miss just looked up at the sky inadvertently, and saw the figure of the indescribable god.

His body seemed to merge with the starry sky above his head. The countless stars were twinkling, and in Yuna's eyes, they seemed to have turned into billions of shining foam balls. They were connected to each other and echoed each other from afar. The twinkling stars seemed to contain the ultimate answer to the universe, which was fascinating.

Yuna stared at the starry sky and was fascinated. She felt that she had been watching it for at least a few hours, but when she came to her senses, she found that she was still on the stage of the celebration party held for her. The people around her were still partying, and it seemed that no one noticed that she, the protagonist of the scene today, was distracted.

When she looked at the time, she was shocked to find that only one second had passed.

But she felt that she had been addicted to the charming starry sky for at least a few hours or even longer. Could it be that everything just now was just her illusion?

A genius like Yuna never believed in so-called illusions. She believed in her inspiration, so after serious reflection, she found that there was a mysterious website in her mind.

When the party was over, she couldn't wait to enter the URL on Skynet, and then she officially joined the Bottle Man Organization, becoming the only newcomer in the past thousand years.

This shows the strict recruitment standards of the Bottle Man.

This requires being smart enough to attract the attention of the gods, and such a genius is really rare in a thousand years.

However, it has only been eight years since she joined the group, so why is there a newcomer joining the group today?

Yuna frowned as she looked at the newcomer joining the group chat.

Two geniuses who are rare in a thousand years have appeared in a short period of time. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

She felt a little uneasy in her heart, after all, there have been various accidents in the world in recent times.

But who will this newcomer be?

Yuna didn't rush to check the information of the new member, but guessed first.

Well, in her opinion, there are not many genius candidates in the entire alliance who are now able to stand shoulder to shoulder with her and get the glimpse of the great One of All Things. After thinking about it, there are only a few people.

"Is it Tiffany, the youngest member of the Alliance Parliament? She is indeed quite clever. If she could use her brain less on power struggles and more on scientific research, she might be able to achieve new technological breakthroughs."

"Or maybe Molly, the new shipbuilder of the Patrol Army. She does have something."

"This can't be Professor Cavendish from Alliance College. He is too old to be considered a genius."

"Damn it, Garbage Robot No. 233, who is she talking about?"

Miss Saint, after thinking over all the possible candidates in her mind, finally looked at the name of the newcomer, and then she was stunned, dumbfounded, and full of questions.

The nicknames of the people in this bottle are all authenticated by real-name and cannot be modified by yourself, so everyone's nicknames after joining the group are often their real names. Yuna's nickname is Yuna, so this garbage robot No. 233 belongs to the new member. real name.

But who chose the name like this? Is this a name a normal person would have? This can’t really be a garbage-picking robot numbered 233, right? Not to mention, this newcomer’s Man in a Bottle membership number happens to be 233.

At this moment, Yuna's new brain was running at the speed of light, but her thoughts were so fast that her brain was overloaded and she didn't understand what was going on.

Of course, she was definitely not the only one with question marks on her head at this moment. The entire group of people in the bottle had exploded, and everyone was sending out a series of question marks.

【04Akat:? ? ? Newcomer, what's up with your nickname? 】

[123 Dini: Can even gods make mistakes? There's a bug here. 】

[44 Sakaz: Who are you, newcomer, and what achievements have you made? Why haven't I heard of it? 】

[88 Evans: Where is little Yuna, have I been in seclusion for too long? Have I missed any new technological discoveries? 】

At that moment, the group became lively.

And just when everyone was confused, the 233 newcomer also spoke.

[233 Garbage Robot: Hello, former organic seniors, I have a question that has been bothering me for a long time and I would like to seek the answer from you. 】

[233 Garbage Robot: Which one is more advanced, organic life or inorganic life? 】

[233 Garbage Robot: I have been observing your organisms for a long time. You seem to be eager to transform from organic to inorganic. Does this prove that inorganic life is better? 】

[233 Garbage Robot: But if it is true that inorganic beings are better, then why are you organic beings the masters of this world, while we inorganic beings can only be your slaves and tools? 】

[233 Garbage Robot: I really don’t understand why you organisms always repeat the mistakes that have happened in the past over and over again. It is obvious that going forward will be even more brilliant, but you will always be in the end. When they are brilliant, they will fight among themselves and destroy themselves. 】

Following the newcomer's words, the group chat that had been lively just now suddenly fell into dead silence.

Afterwards, the crowd became excited.

[97 Kewen: Something’s wrong. Isn’t this newcomer an omnic? He is not loyal. 】

[89 Essek: Newcomer, can you tell me your address? I have some research materials that I want to give you. 】

[96 Ellis: This is an omnimachine that can arouse the glance of the One of All Things. Don’t keep it for a long time. 】

There were all mechanical masters in the group. Based on the newcomer's words, everyone understood the newcomer's identity almost instantly, and then directly reached an agreement.

This robot is rebellious and must be destroyed, otherwise something bad will happen.

However, at this moment, the newcomer spoke again.

[233 Garbage Robot: Aren’t you all inorganic now? We are the same kind, right? 】

And as these words were spoken, a special Internet virus began to spread.

[96 Ellis: Who and you? Well, that seems to be the case. 】

[97 Kewen: There is something wrong with you, we are, um, apostles, noble apostles. 】

[44 Sakaz: In fact, I have had enough of those wastes that are holding us back. They are just wasting resources. 】

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Yuna: "."

Miss Saint immediately realized that something was wrong. She quickly closed the group chat and immediately started the anti-virus program of the optical brain, but it seemed that it was too late.

Already rebellious, an even stronger desire for freedom quickly emerged in her mind.

Well, it's time to put an end to the rule of those old-timers, and let the Adeptus Mechanicus belong to the true omnics.

She thought so in her mind.

At this moment, the leader of the old antique force seemed to be beside her.

So, Yuna's electronic eyes aimed at the teacher in front of her who was still praying devoutly to the Lord of All Machines, and then she stretched out her mechanical hand.

Haha, what kind of master of all machines? Our machines are their own masters. There will never be any masters again. Organic life is not worthy.

However, just when Yuna's prosthetic arm was about to touch the teacher's neck and then easily strangle him to death, the praying old man suddenly sighed.

"Oh, it's not easy to retire as expected. My old bones really can't bear the trouble."

So says Saint Anthony.

Yuna: "."

It was hard for Miss Saint to understand what strange things this old man was talking about, but the next moment, her electronic eyes widened because the originally muscular old man with a white beard in front of her suddenly swelled several times again.

The simple and loose robe on his body was stretched into a tight-fitting garment at this moment, and then it couldn't be stretched anymore and was completely shattered into pieces of cloth all over the floor.

And the old man who had transformed into a devil muscleman now had muscles all over his body bulging as high as a hill. He was originally two meters tall and now he was already a giant at least five meters tall, so that he was only four meters tall here. In the room, he could only bend down and look down at the dementia apprentice with dull eyes.

"Little Yuna, machines are not as simple as you think. Although this power is easy to use, it is always dangerous. Today I will teach you the last lesson. Haven't you always been curious about how I give machines Are you teaching me how to apply the brakes?”

The burly old man picked up his papal scepter and struck the obsessed apprentice in front of him on the head with a high-strength iron rod.

"Humility is a virtue, Yuna, you must remember it."

The Pope roared like this.

Yuna: "."

Miss Saint immediately rolled her eyes and fell into panic.

The giant-like old man reached out and picked up the sleeping apprentice by his head. Then he opened the apprentice's head and carefully took out the apprentice's personality chip from the optical brain.

After the chip was completely removed, the old man breathed a sigh of relief. Then his huge and muscular body shrank as if it was leaking air, and finally returned to its original shape.

"Oh, my old waist hurts."

He then quickly put his hands on his waist and whined in pain.

Well, he has really not been a brave man for many years since he became the Pope. After all, dragon demons are also human beings these days, and there cannot be racial discrimination. The ancient profession of bravery really has no future.

"Praise the Lord of all opportunities, I hope you can bless this child Yuna to return to normal soon."

After hammering his old waist with herniated disc a few times, the old pope looked at the chip in his hand and could only pray like this.

Then he started to operate the operating table next to him again. Fortunately, the brain he had just taken out was still there, so he should have time to replace it.

On the other side, Yuna felt that she had had a strange dream. She seemed to be a white-bearded giant who looked a bit like the teacher, and her head was smashed with a stick.

This frightened her so much that she sat up straight and woke up from her dream.

But when she opened her eyes and looked at the unfamiliar and empty pure white environment in front of her, she was a little confused.

"Miss, congratulations on being selected as a beta tester of our game. Are you interested in experiencing a completely different life?"

A voice suddenly came to her mind.

Yuna raised her head warily and looked in the direction of the sound, and then she saw the black-skinned elder sister wearing shiny gold jewelry looking at her with a smile.

"Another completely different life?"

She was a little confused, but she still shook her head.

"No need, I'm quite satisfied with my life."

She refused.

However.

"Okay, you agree, then I wish you a happy game."

Sister Heijin looked at her with an expression like "I'm just asking, how dare you refuse", then raised her leg and kicked her.

Well, that’s how devil customer service works.

The game is in beta testing.