House Witch

Chapter 936 935. Jiu’s interview

Lu Jiu finally saw the barrage that filled the screen, and Miss Goblin Witch, who was already a little panicked, suddenly froze.

"Yeah, you really like to joke. Who are you? There's no one here. There's obviously nothing. Let's go and check out the next place."

She directly forced the beholder back from her arms, and then laughed in a self-deceiving manner.

Well, it's impossible to turn around, not even in this life. What kind of young lady? I don't know, I don't know, I haven't heard of her.

The blue-haired fairy witch was immediately ready to run away with a flash of her cute little wings behind her back.

It's a pity that some things really don't exist if you pretend not to see or hear them.

Dorothy waited for a long time before she finally got an audience. How could she just let this little goblin go.

Ah, this sounds like she is really some kind of evil force. The otaku witch must clear herself up in front of so many live broadcast room viewers today.

Well, she is such a harmless and peace-loving person. How come she is now treated like a robber who spends all her time trying to figure out how to rob other people's homes? How can this not be justified? She obviously represents justice every time. On one side, it’s really the other side’s fault that was made first, right?

At that moment, Dorothy suddenly appeared and stood in front of the blue-haired elf. Lujiu, who was running away, did not notice this. She was still flapping the ice crystal elf wings on her back.

"Jiu, get out of the way, you're about to hit me."

"My Jiubao, please watch the road carefully, we really can't afford to hit you."

"Bei, now I have found a reason for the eldest lady. Jiujiu shouldn't be dead on the spot."

"Yeah, I also watched the video of the eldest lady abusing Miss Sharon two days ago. It was really cruel. The current Sharon Jingguan, the devil is not as cruel as her."

"That's right, it's true that Jiu Baowei doesn't know how to care about the beauty and beauty of the jade at all!"

House Witch: "."

Well, have you ever thought about a possibility? In fact, my trumpet is also in this live broadcast room. If I am really as cruel as you say, then all of these people you are talking about now will run away. No, okay.

Well, I am surprised that she is busy today and has no time, otherwise she would really open a small account and have a good talk with this group of viewers who slandered her.

At the moment, she could only try her best to put on a kind smile on her face.

"Little sister, why are you running away? I won't eat you. Congratulations on being the first audience member of our association, so I will lead you to experience our performance."

As expected, the stupid little goblin who was flying with his head down without looking at the road ahead hit Dorothy directly. In response to this, the home witch remained motionless, and the goblin was bounced back and almost fell. Fortunately, the home witch reached out in time to pull her away. He stopped her, and then spoke softly and kindly.

Well, she is indeed a fairy and witch. She is really small, soft and cute. Even fairies always

What should I say?

High emotional intelligence, always innocent and cute.

Low emotional intelligence, not very smart.

Evolution templates are risky, so be careful when choosing. Although the elemental affinity bonus of the fairy template is very high, and the bonus to the evocation school is really great, the price of sacrificing IQ is still a bit high.

After bumping into someone and seeing the legendary eldest lady in person, Lu Jiu was so frightened that her face turned pale, even though as an ice fairy she was already very white.

"Don't eat me, I don't taste good."

She stupidly covered her eyes with her hands, and then kept mumbling like this.

Finally, she thought about it, and then couldn't help but add.

"Also, you shouldn't call me sister, you should call me sister. After all, I am over forty years old this year, and I think you are only a teenager."

Lu Jiu corrected her very straightforwardly.

Dorothy: "."

The otaku witch looked speechlessly at this fairy witch who was only as tall as her waist.

Oh, it seems that if you choose the fairy template, you may not only sacrifice your IQ, but also your height.

But that’s not right. Senior Christina (Queen of Elements) is also a fairy. She is quite smart, tall and has a good figure.

Well, maybe this is because there are differences between fairies, so we can't generalize.

Anyway, she really couldn't figure out whether the blue-haired elf in front of her was bold or timid.

"Are you sure you want me to call you sister?"

Dorothy asked sullenly.

Well, there are many people who want to be my sister. You have to line up, otherwise the people in front may not be happy. You have to think about whether you can afford it if I call you sister.

"Ahem. No, no, I just had a brain twitch."

Although Lu Jiu did have brain cramps sometimes, she was not stupid after all. She regretted what she said just now, and among the admonitions "You don't want your life" in the live broadcast room, she was finally He suppressed his subconscious impulse to nod, and then said this with a dry smile.

Well, a fool's intuition is often very accurate. The blue-haired elf's wise intuition told her that the consequences would be really serious if she nodded this way.

"Then let's go?"

Dorothy asked again kindly and patiently.

"Let's go, Miss, you can go wherever you want."

Under the warning of wisdom and intuition, Lu Jiu, who had temporarily gained her brain, nodded obediently.

Well, if she really dares to refuse an invitation from such a fierce person as the eldest lady, can she really refuse to give her face?

"Hmph, at least this wave of traffic is just right. Maybe they will block my account directly."

The fairy witch soothed herself in her heart.

Dorothy also breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that the blue-haired elf, who was a little smarter than her sister, finally cooperated obediently.

Well, next, she will definitely avenge her shame and re-establish her own personality.

After all, it’s not just the Fairy Lady whose traffic is close to reaching the conditions for account ban, but also the Otaku Witch.

She took out her character card and looked at the looming titles in the rank column, and her face turned dark.

Bah, bah, bah, these "broken-hearted clowns", "white-faced clowns", "death clowns", "scary clowns", "decapitated clowns", etc. all mean several things. They are all slanders. I am not like that. People.

Well, at this Shadow Festival, Dorothy has to change her image. She has to let everyone see her artistic witch side.

Although she is not actually very artistic, she should use her literary and artistic atmosphere to dilute the smell of blood on her body.

Let you see, we cultural people should be elegant and have a bit of style, so that we don't really get into fights when we disagree.

Dorothy was somewhat confident about this.

After all, she really doesn't like violence. All the previous misunderstandings were just misunderstandings because the audience didn't understand her well. Once they understand her in depth, the previous misunderstandings will definitely be resolved.

At the moment, she happily led the way and spoke confidently to the fairy and witch beside her.

"Don't worry, I know everyone may have misunderstandings about me in the rumors, but they are all false. If you don't believe me, when you visit again later, you can ask everyone on Dongying Island. In their hearts, I am a What kind of image is guaranteed to clear up misunderstandings.”

Dorothy was very confident about this.

After all, this is her home court, and everyone present is hers. How can anyone say bad things about her?

In short, this wave is stable.

"Yeah, I'll ask carefully."

Lu Jiu nodded, looking like a well-behaved lady who would believe whatever you say.

In her hand, there were still many barrages flooding the screen in the spell book.

However, this time it is not a joke or a joke, the audience is really giving their hosts ideas seriously. After all, it is not easy to raise a fun magical pet or magical daughter online these days. This is not true. Be careful to feed yourself to death.

The audience was deeply afraid that the cute Jiujiu would have another brain twitch and really piss off the ruthless murderous clown, and then be killed with a knife, so they began to teach her how to be more emotionally intelligent later.

"Jiu, you have to be careful later. The eldest lady must be thinking of clearing her name. Please cooperate later."

"Yeah, this stage is the eldest lady's territory. There must be people on it who have been arranged by the eldest lady. The lines are probably fixed. You can just interview whoever the eldest lady asks you to interview later."

"Jiubao, we don't want to be crazy this time. Don't ask questions that shouldn't be asked. Just cooperate and we'll be done."

Dorothy peeking at the screen: "."

Damn it, I really didn’t arrange anything. If you continue to do this, I will really sue you for defamation.

At that moment, she really took this ice fairy witch to have a good tour of Japan Island.

Well, normal tourists should first go to the village set up by the girls from the cultural troupe, where they can buy tourist maps and other things. But since Dorothy, the owner of Japan Island, is the tour guide herself, there is no need to go to such trouble. .

At the moment, the otaku witch was taking the anchor lady straight to several landmark forces on Japan Island.

First, Amaterasu Shrine.

"So, may I ask, Miss Miko, what do you think of the eldest lady?"

Lu Jiu came to Miss Divine Witch holding her beloved Demon Eye familiar, and then interviewed her like this.

In response to this, Amaterasu Kikyo glanced at her little master beside her with some doubts. When she saw the little master winking at her, Miss Divine Witch suddenly realized.

She understands, honestly, right?

then

"Miss, she was born extraordinary, and the world will surely surrender to her will in the future."

Well, to be honest, the Destiny Saint is here after all.

Dorothy: "."

The otaku witch covered her face.

Miss Kikyo, although I do ask you to tell the truth, you don’t have to be so truthful.

After hearing this, Lu Jiu nodded in understanding, and then said this to her beholder.

"Well, I understand what this witch lady means. She is saying that the eldest lady will definitely unify the world in the future, right? She wants to be the witch king."

The Ice Fairy Witch translated the words of Miss Divine Witch very straightforwardly, and she felt that there was absolutely nothing wrong with her translation.

As expected of you, young lady, you are so ambitious.

House Witch: "."

Next stop, Kyoto, Yoshiwara Flower Street.

"Miss Oiran, what kind of person do you think the eldest lady is?"

Facing the interview with the ice fairy lady holding the beholder, Ibuki Yugi's head was full of questions. She also turned to look at her own demon king, and then saw Dorothy's wink.

Oh, just say something casually, don’t take it too seriously, just keep it low-key.

The oiran lady understood, and then organized her words.

"The eldest lady is so brave that I am fascinated by her. Especially her heroic appearance when she beheaded half the city's rebels with one sword is still unforgettable to me."

Well, Miss Ghost King feels that what she said is already very low-key.

"Hey, what, the eldest lady has slaughtered the city?"

Lu Jiu's eyes suddenly widened and her hands trembled a little, but she said this subconsciously.

Dorothy: "."

The otaku witch had no expression on her face.

She suddenly felt that none of her subordinates seemed to understand her very well.

So, the next stop is Hongmeng Pavilion.

Well, it was actually the remote bungalow that Alice had just occupied.

Although the little witch was not from Japan, Dorothy felt that her younger sister, whom she had brought up since childhood, understood her better, so she couldn't tell nonsense.

so.

Alice also received the hint from her sister's eyes, and she immediately responded with a sweet smile.

Well, sister, be specific and don’t cause misunderstanding, right? I understand, I understand.

The little witch confidently recalled her interactions with her sister, and then naturally selected the most memorable event, which was when she was kidnapped as a child and was rescued by her sister.

"Sister, ahem, it's the eldest lady. She's really nice. I was kidnapped before, and she single-handedly saved me. She wiped out the kidnappers all by herself. She was calm and elegant throughout the process. You know, she was only five or six at that time. Years old."

In response, Miss Ice Fairy nodded again, and then made a genius summary.

"I understand, the eldest lady has been killing people without blinking an eye since she was a child."

Dorothy: "."

You summed it up very well, don’t sum it up next time.

Also, Alice, you are truly my sister and my precious sister.

The otaku witch's face has turned a little dark.

And the next stop is Wanguo City.

Well, Dorothy has no hope for those guys with low emotional intelligence, so she is going to look for the Butterfly Sisters.

Butterfly is really a person in power, and he is also very scheming and knows how to guess what others mean. There is no way there will be any problems this time.

Dorothy once again expressed her last hope with her eyes.

Well, help me beautify it, don't be violent, be elegant, be friendly, be harmless.

But this time, Miss General did not disappoint her. She blinked her eyes and signaled to the lord to calm down and watch her performance.

"Miss, that is the savior and spiritual leader of our Japanese Island. It is she who has brought us hope and peace, and given us the guidance to seek salvation. If it weren't for her, our Japanese Island would still be in the dark place of the past. Under Chinese rule”

Well, I can only say that it is indeed the witch's last hope. The butterfly's answer is really perfect, and it creates a very bright and positive image of Dorothy.

However.

"Good guy, are you saying that the eldest lady planned a rebellion in Japan and succeeded in the end?"

Lujiu's eyes widened again and she exclaimed.

Butterfly Zhen: "."

Miss General was shocked by the magical brain circuit of the ice fairy lady in front of her, but when she thought about it carefully, she realized that there was indeed nothing wrong with what the little girl said.

Ah this

She looked at her lord, seeking his next instructions.

In response, Dorothy had already reached out and covered her face.

Damn it, what a sin, I thought that my subordinates, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix, were invincible when they gathered together, but whose subordinates were these lucky spectators caught at random? They were so brave.

"Hey, who did you learn to live broadcast like this from?"

She asked as calmly as possible.

Lu Jiu was still a little confused about this. She thought that the young lady was very satisfied with her interview. She immediately puffed up her ice-like breasts with confidence and said proudly.

"I taught myself by reading the Witch Daily, but I was the ace of the news agency when I was in Witch Academy."

Dorothy: "."

Hiss. "Witch Daily", news agency.

Okay, now the clown is really myself.

The house witch covers her face