How Am I Still Alive?

"You really won't say, Autobots, are you going to transform and set off?"

It was the first time that Lu Ping'an saw the local nameless tribe, and he was a little confused. He thought he had accidentally traveled through time again.

"They are indeed a bit similar to the vehicles of our country. I personally suspect that they should be the localized fusion of the vehicles of a foreign tribe. Maybe it's a kind of mimicry."

Su Yuanyuan gave a meaningless response, and Lu Ping'an had to work hard not to laugh out loud.

"Hahahaha, what a strange face!"

But remembering that the other party could not understand human emotions at all in the information, Lu pointed at the other party and laughed loudly.

For a while, the scene was quite embarrassing. The other party did not respond, and the accompanying entourage on the side were indeed quite embarrassed in the face of such a superior.

"Human, I am very happy that you like my face."

No wonder Lu Ping'an laughed directly. Facing this big face and body that looks like the front of a car, with short arms and four legs, it looks like a crab with the lower half of its body as the territory and the front half of a car as the head.

That's fine, his eyes. At least the lights that serve as observation tools are on his two arms.

The whole machine looks like a crude patchwork product. Lu Ping'an disassembled it in his mind and it seems that it can really transform and set off.

"Interesting, when can I disassemble a few for fun?"

Although the negotiator's head is probably full of malice, this transaction did not fail. Lu Ping'an is quite "generous". In fact, what he can take out is far more than the previous city lord.

"You want music? OK, I have a collection of more than 100 songs here, all packaged for you, just work for me for half a year."

The favorite reward of these "Autobots" is actually the music of the earth.

If it were an ordinary explorer, he would probably think this was some kind of cultural invasion. Looking at the Autobots who were "tasting" in front of him, they were constantly dancing, and the vibration frequency of their bodies was constantly adjusting. Lu Ping'an knew that this was probably the "evolutionary path" they were pursuing.

Is it the knowledge in reading? Is it the emotion in reading? Those constantly beating beats originally contain the emotions of the human race.

Angry drums, sad flutes, quiet serenades, continuous and passionate pianos, and suonas that are hard to describe. Humans communicate with sound and express emotions with music. When music is restored to "sound wave vibrations", it can become food for the monsters in front of them.

Lu Ping'an's eyes told him that with the end of the song, the leader became stronger at a speed visible to the naked eye, and what surprised him was that the closest companion tried to get closer to share, but didn't get anything.

".Interesting."

"Okay, I agree. I have a name. My name is 'Manic Tune'. I am the current leader of the tribe. I am the biggest."

The mechanical synthesized sound has some emotions. Lu Ping'an did not make a wrong choice. They are quite satisfied with the gift this time.

When they returned to the city, Su Yuanyuan was a little confused.

How could it be so easy to negotiate? Those monsters are notoriously difficult to deal with. They do regard music as food, but once you make a wrong choice and feed a monster X, I'm afraid there is no need to say what will happen.

Some music will be liked by the monsters on the other side, and some will instantly anger the other side. Before, they could only try a little bit, but what was frustrating was that they would immediately lose interest in the music that had been traded once, and trying it casually would only consume their own inventory.

Lu Pingan picked out more than a hundred songs from the other side, and seeing the other side's joyful appearance of sharing the food, it seemed that he had not stepped on any landmines.

This was obviously not luck. The "teacher" really only looked at the information and discovered the principle of "foraging" of these creatures, and made careful preparations.

"Teacher, can you tell me." Lu Pingan said it casually when Su Yuanyuan was still hesitating to ask.

"Their appearance is obviously the result of foreign relics left here, but after being demonized and evolved, this is also the source of their relatively high intelligence. I have actually seen a lot of such creatures. When I was a special agent, many of those foreign natives were like this. They have their own characteristics, but no culture or inheritance, thin emotions and recklessness, and have many curiosity about foreign things."

Lu Pingan didn't finish his words. This was actually the result of his research on the composition of local basic particles.

The tribes here are similar to stable evolutionary bodies, but they are also a collection of low-level particles. However, after growing to a certain extent, they will be inherited stably.

When he saw in the data that this kind of creature needs "music" as a reward, he, who was originally a "vibration ability user", instantly understood the basis of their existence.

They need "knowledge" and "emotion", not excellent skills, let alone so-called pure music. In fact, these "human voices" with drum rhythms are what they need most.

"They have no humanity, but they have human intelligence. They need emotions to maintain their stability. At least, imitating and pretending to be emotional life. Each Autobot probably needs a song, and after stabilizing it, it is meaningless. No wonder they refuse the second payment."

"Or you can understand that they are just shells and need souls, and the cornerstone of the soul is memory and emotion. They need samples that can be understood to fill them."

"It's a pity for the previous city lord. He probably realized that they like noisy and noisy songs, so he ended up getting the death heavy metal rock ones, which are actually not bad. How did he get those Citigroup who were crazy on drugs? Their feelings are terrible. It’s all negative, about drugs, shootings, orgies, and all the albums have the same tone and emotion.”

Lu Pingan imagined that for those ethnic groups, this was probably like opening a toilet and asking them to eat and not leave until they finished eating. It was natural for them to go berserk on the spot.

Based on the rewards they had collected before, Lu Pingan directly made a list, and he naturally came up with just the right reward.

At this time, he became more and more interested in these creatures and local rules.

"Is it a mimic energy creature? Well, if I put dolls here, after a while, a lot of them will appear."

Lu Pingan spoke softer and quieter, probably feeling that this idea was a bit too dirty, especially in front of a junior lady.

"Actually, in the past two years, the most private contraband intercepted by our church is various dolls, especially adult ones."

Obviously, Lu Ping'an still underestimated the mobility of some people.

He opened his mouth, spoke for a while, and squeezed out a sentence.

"What level is that area on? Ahem, I mean, did they succeed?"

"." Su Yuanyuan opened her mouth, and finally sighed.

Sure enough, even a teacher is a man? Do they all ask this question?

"On the first level, those mannequins are the same as humanoids, but they have no internal structure, because the dolls do not have corresponding organs and nervous systems."

Sure enough, Su Yuanyuan also saw some disappointment in front of the teacher.

However, she underestimated the outrageousness of a super life system.

"So, by making a fully anthropomorphic doll with organs and a nervous system, can we create a 'humanoid'? I have many anime and game characters that I hope to reproduce one-to-one."

"Please don't!!" Now, it was Su Yuanyuan's turn to be anxious.

"Just kidding." At this time, Lu Ping'an laughed, seemingly happy that he had successfully deceived the students.

"You are so good at joking." Su Yuanyuan was silent. At this moment, she made up her mind to stare at the man in front of her.

There's no smile in this guy's eyes, and he's not even joking!

If a bunch of anime characters and adult doll lifeforms really appear at the grassroots level of this world, the Church of the Domineering Three-Faced Valkyrie is destined to become the laughing stock of the multiverse!