How Am I Still Alive?

After confirming the meeting with the gods, Lu Pingan imagined what it would be like to meet this lady.

Is it a hall of divine splendor, in front of a huge and majestic statue of a god?

Is it a Colosseum surrounded by quasi-gods, or a humiliating place where people are forced to bow their heads?

Was it an agreement to discuss their relationship after encountering a sneak attack by the possessed son of God? After a fight to prove their abilities?

Lu Ping'an didn't feel that he would take advantage, but he also didn't feel that he had lost everything.

"Oops!"

At this time, Big Cat's exit was clear. It has undoubtedly become a big trouble.

After all, divine power cannot be insulted.

"Crack."

The girl smiled, placed her hands against her right cheek, and clapped her hands gently.

"Boom!"

The next moment, a certain big cat with explosive hair turned into a shooting star.

Lu Ping'an sighed and ignored her. Her body was out of control distance, and the disconnected big cat had returned to the courtyard.

But now, she has scolded her harshly and is still asking for her release.

Why did you let her out? Do you want to humiliate the righteous god and let her make a little pie with him? Even if the other party can bear it, for the sake of his own prestige, he will definitely kill the humiliator.

"Hee, did she scold you harshly and still roll around on the ground trying to come out?"

This woman, the goddess, seemed to have the ability to read minds, completely seeing through what Lu Ping'an was thinking.

".Not rolling."

The implication is that everything else is correct?

Lin Nu shook her head, as if she saw a junior who was not up to expectations.

"It's great that Senior Sister is still so energetic."

Lu Pingan's expression was a little strange. This was different from what he had heard before.

The next moment, the big cat was completely furious, and all kinds of dirty words that subverted his image were directly inserted into Lu Ping'an's ears.

".Hold on."

Lu Ping'an sighed, rarely activated the administrator rights, and gave Big Cat a ban package.

The girl in front of me, who happily ordered a second bowl of noodles, was definitely not as friendly as she appeared.

As far as Lu Pingan knows, the existence of gods is often integrated and restricted by rules. The weaker the gods, the more rigid their behavior and language are. Their bound will can only play selfish games under the rules. .Facing those cold and divine speeches, Lu Pingan was actually not afraid.

". She is indeed the daughter of the forest, the fastest growing god of life in the past thirty years. I don't see her as a god at all."

Being able to preserve oneself under the erosion of "rules" and "pollution" is truly powerful, which means that she controls "pollution", the rule controller.

This was the first time Lu Ping An had seen "gods" that were completely indistinguishable. Even those quasi-gods clearly had inhuman postures, but if she didn't take the initiative to say that the existence in front of her was just a mortal.

"No, that's not the case. What comes here is just a part of me."

"Um, can you be a little more polite and stop reading minds?"

"I'm sorry, as beings of the same origin, you and I are so close, attracting and connecting to each other, almost transparent. Hey, you don't care at all?"

"I have nothing to hide."

".No selfish desires? Oh, yes, but you face them calmly, thinking that they are the needs of life. Compared with most mortals, your desires can be called a saint. Are you interested in being my son of God?"

"No, I don't want to be a generation younger for no reason."

"That's what you said. You are not Senior Sister's disciple. It turns out that this is the relationship. Indeed, should I call you Junior Brother?"

"." Lu Pingan closed his eyes, not wanting to respond, but began to adjust.

In a sense, my body is just a string manipulation puppet of the courtyard body, and the other party is the interface information read from my data terminal, so...

"boom!"

With a faint flame covering his body, the King of Black Flame switched to a human trader for easy communication. The Son of War's existence form has long been a pure energy creature.

".Tsk, stingy."

At this time, seeing that the other party could not read it, Lu Pingan breathed a sigh of relief.

Although there is indeed nothing that I can't say on my side, it would be too disadvantageous to open it up directly with the person I'm negotiating with.

The woman in front of her has green hair and green eyes. She smiles very brightly and always has a sweet smile on her lips. She looks like the woman next door. Only her slightly pointed elf ears show her inhuman identity.

At this moment, it was obviously the rare hair color and beauty, as well as the burning flames on Lu Ping'an's body, but it did not cause any surprise to outsiders. They were just doing their own things, subconsciously bypassing the two of them, as if they were... Doesn't exist at all.

How strong? Lu Ping'an couldn't see through it, but the ability to instantly shoot away a big cat that was at least level seven or above was also a declaration.

".boss?"

In a sense, the other party was indeed Lu Pingan's current boss, although no one took him seriously.

"I want you to call me sister."

".Spare me, I don't want to be annoyed by cats."

"Then let's call you Senior Sister."

From the moment they met, the other party completely grasped the rhythm, and in an instant he saw through Lu Ping'an's bargaining chip, which was what the other party was willing to give him.

The woman smiled sweetly and seemed very happy to have a little junior brother.

But Lu Ping'an, who came into contact with the secret realm for the first time, had directly come into contact with the other person's virtual personality. She was not a peaceful woman in all aspects. If she talked about the so-called feelings between senior brothers and sisters, Da Mao would not be so angry. .

Perhaps, the sweeter the smile, the more ruthless the attack is just like this.

"No need, let's just do business, boss."

Even without the nagging of the big cat, Lu Ping'an knew that the guy in front of him should be as far away as possible if nothing happened.

The name is the coordinate of consciousness in the real world, and the "title" can be used as a link. God knows what rules will be triggered inexplicably and what price will be paid if Lu Ping'an agrees casually.

To become a "son of God", perhaps only a title between each other is needed.

"It's not cute." The girl puffed her lips, which was inexplicably cute.

Lu Ping'an subconsciously took a step back. It's safer to stay away from such a cute girl.

When they first met, Lu Ping'an was full of vigilance. Considering the other party's "reputation", Lu Ping'an felt that more vigilance was necessary.

The girl in the forest, a true god, is said to have become a super legend at a very young age. Her real name is unknown. To be precise, when she used the "god name" as a synonym for her existence, her original name had been "eliminated" by the material universe. Even if a few strong people remembered it, it was meaningless.

From the big cat, Lu Pingan heard all negative comments, such as "Lady of the Camellias", "two-faced", "Bitch", "liar", and "smiling scorpion".

In the mortal world, Lu Pingan received mostly positive comments. After all, her main industries are medical care, biology, and gardener (agricultural occupation). The hospital where Lu Pingan lived was her industry.

What Lu Pingan knew was probably just that she was a very special god, whose "doctrine" was unusually Buddhist, and her followers were also quite free, and they didn't even need to really believe in her.

But from the previous contact with the virtual personality and the words of the big cat, Lu Pingan knew that the cheerful and lively girl in front of him would be absolutely cruel once she turned against her or made up her mind.

".I hope to let Guan Xinxian become your subordinate god." Lu Ping'an closed his eyes and took the initiative to put forward his needs.

Lu Ping'an was originally talking nonsense with the other party in order to gain the initiative in the negotiation.

After all, the advent of gods requires the consumption of their own power and the power of the Son and the Daughter. Even if the other party is not afraid of consumption, too long a divine advent will completely destroy a precious descending body.

But now the other party seems to want to order another bowl of noodles and talk while eating. Lu Ping'an knows that he still underestimated the family background of this quasi-god.

Then, let's adopt plan B. The longer you communicate with gods and similar high-dimensional beings, the more you talk, the more flaws you will have. It is better to get to the point directly.

Lu Ping'an directly put forward the request, hoping that Guan Xinxian will become the other party's subordinate god.

"Don't you want to waste more time?" But the other party has seen through everything.