How Am I Still Alive?

Watching Maomao sharpen its claws and run away humming a little tune, Lu could only wave his hand helplessly.

"I hope that everything goes well for my uncle Lei Ge."

Lu Ping'an has no worldly desires for Maomao, at least he thinks so, but in fact, his relationship with Maomao is ridiculously good.

To outsiders, Maomao is Lu Ping'an's cat. Lu Ping'an is both the owner and the controller, but people who really get close to them will find that the most outrageous thing between the two is probably the trust without any bottom line.

Maomao trusts Lu Ping'an to be good to herself, and Lu Ping'an also trusts Maomao to follow him wholeheartedly. When this trust has settled with time, the two have a tacit understanding and relationship. Sometimes Xia Qin will be jealous when they are together.

After all, the two slept well overnight, and suddenly a cat pressed on her man, and was sandwiched in the middle without directly taking action. It was already Xia Qin's restraint.

"Comrades? Allies? Subordinates? Well, the most recent one is probably my sister."

Lu Ping'an has also gotten used to the cat's elusive appearances, using various excuses to be lazy or have fun. Sometimes, when nothing happens, the cat can stick to Lu Ping'an all day.

Lu Ping'an thinks this may be some kind of "brother deficiency syndrome". After all, the status of the cat's household registration is too delicate, and she is indeed a happy and clingy person.

In the eyes of some people with ulterior motives, it is actually Lu Ping'an who has the problem.

". You have to tell her that you can't sneak into a man's bedroom in the middle of the night. God knows what is going on inside!"

Several times, the lady asked Lu Ping'an to tell her.

Did he do it? He did it, and said it, but it was "as said". Cats are very sensitive creatures. They can fully sense whether their owners are really angry or just pretending.

If Lu Ping'an really gave the order, the cat would do it early, but...

"You also like the cat to stick to you. Tsk, you little fur kid who is afraid of loneliness."

Only the big cat seemed not angry about this at all. When the cat came to disturb him, he kicked Lu Ping'an away and slept with the cat.

In fact, Lu Ping'an really liked it, but not because of Rourou, but just because there was such a person around him, someone who would jump out at any time and stare at you when he was free, a "pet" that you could rub her for nothing and she would rub you for nothing.

Some people say that Lu Ping'an is training cats, but in fact, this cat also makes Lu Ping'an "cheerful".

Perhaps, it is also because he sees through all this, so the big cat who is closest to Lu Ping'an has no opinion on the reality that the cat is becoming more and more clingy, and is even happy to see it happen.

As for the love between men and women? Lu Ping'an doesn't have this idea, and the cat probably doesn't either. The reason why it is probably because Lu Ping'an actually noticed that several times when he had a relationship with others, it was this cat who was unhappy and deliberately ruined it.

Time is the most magical thing. A tomboy who doesn't know the world will grow up sooner or later. Lu Ping'an doesn't lack women, but he does lack cats. He doesn't want cats to grow up, but time is sometimes the most ruthless. It's just that now, cats seem to deliberately appear "young" in front of Lu Ping'an.

In fact, Lu Ping'an also knows that such a relationship will change sooner or later, but neither he nor cats seem to want to change.

"Lu Ping'an/cats? Mating partners? Uh, don't meow. Men/women are everywhere, but the only one who can play games and watch movies together or even sleep when tired may be family members."

Sometimes, two people who use each other as pillows will make the first-timer feel strange, but it is a "pure relationship between men and women" that exists in reality. At least now, Lu Ping'an feels very pure.

Lu Ping'an, who lacks love, and cats, who lack love even more, may know that this relationship is too subtle, but I am afraid that if nothing unexpected happens, both parties will be happy to continue it forever.

"Okay, don't worry about the cat. She will always come back when she is tired of playing outside." The big cat who stepped forward to take over was very happy. It was not because it was another rare date between the two of them, but because she had just finished a project and opened up two other technical chains. Once they started, there would always be endless projects and research. Compared with the past, the big cat now is close to the form when she first met. The blue long skirt was full, and she was a head taller than Lu Pingan. She liked to hug her man and gently lower her head. Lu Pingan didn't like it and would even take the initiative to avoid it. The holy and evil nun in the past is now a mature woman with charming eyes, or a succubus. Every time Lu Pingan saw her finally running out, his mind was filled with "big big" warnings. She took off her nun's clothes in her adult form, and she looked quite charming and attractive in all aspects. This time, it was the big cat who dragged Lu Pingan around. The big cat who had abandoned some of his obsessions was a nearly perfect woman in appearance. Judging from her appearance, the big cat is enough to kill the supermodel's inhuman figure and extraordinary charm, but what really makes Lu Pingan irresistible is always her shining qualities.

Beautiful, intelligent, full of action, independent. Sometimes, Lu Pingan feels that the first woman in this world is too independent, so independent that Lu Pingan often feels that she is just a bonus.

She spends most of her time on her own research. After abandoning the theory of the mother goddess that she is obsessed with, she has more research directions and uses the rest of her energy to educate her "daughter". Eve and Fei'er often complain to Lu Pingan about the "strict mother".

Sometimes the two of them can't do anything about the completely unreasonable "homework", and Lu Ping'an is actually the same. Sometimes he wants the big cat to pay more attention to him, but the other party doesn't want to take time out to spend time with him at all.

"Okay, it's my fault that I missed the date last time, but aren't we together all the time? Why care about this little time? You don't lack for mating partners, right?"

It's just that sometimes, big cats don't look very human.

She doesn't hate spending the night with Lu Pingan, but she always feels that spending the night is a waste of time. She doesn't even hate Lu Pingan's partner, which sometimes makes Lu Pingan feel that she doesn't value herself very much.

"Isn't it natural for a beast king to have multiple females?"

In a sense, her moral values ​​are indeed not very human. It took Lu Pingan a lot of energy to make her give up her plan to spend the night with Lu Pingan in her true body posture. After all, Lu Pingan's aesthetics are still human, and he hates them even more. Being hugged and licked like a child.

".What is your goal? Just tell me."

After being dragged to watch a movie, eat steak, and check in at an attraction, Lu Pingan sighed helplessly. He knew that the person in front of him who was willing to use his "physical body" to accompany him must have some goals.

"When those quasi-gods from Sakurajima came here, they brought a lot of good things. Among them were their unique extraordinary creatures, as well as many mythical species."

"Okay, I'll go with you to take a look."

"This is the list, the one at the front has the highest priority. By the way, this and this, I suggest you ask those guys directly, they don't dare to refuse."

Lu Pingan sighed, why is it so difficult to fall in love? Isn't there a normal cat and a normal person?