How Am I Still Alive?

"How is it? Is it good?"

The silver-white hair was neatly bound by hairpins, and the ordinary and ordinary purple dress was a gift from her "mother", and the simplest material was treated with fireproofing.

But because of its slender and beautiful figure and perfect standard limbs, it looks like a gorgeous dress.

The newborn stared at Lu Pingan with his eyes wide open, expecting an affirmative answer.

Lu Pingan rubbed the center of his brows, put down the album in his hand, frowned, lowered his head and took a sip of the black coffee that couldn't be darker.

"Huh? It's okay."

"real?"

Zhixi showed a joyful smile, these days, she rarely showed her emotions.

At the same time, she stretched out her hand, showing expectant eyes.

Lu Pingan sighed helplessly, took the cold little hand with one hand, and continued to taste the bitter and expensive coffee.

".life sharing."

With the use of the special ability, Zhixi frowned instantly, and stuck out her tongue, as if to vent the strange smell in her mouth, and gave Lu Pingan a look.

".Lied to me?"

"No, that's the taste of coffee. You're not used to it yet. You'll get used to it and learn to taste it after drinking too much. And I said it's okay, it's true, it's much stronger than the previous ones"

Can it be strong? The simple operation of brewing coffee can make only coffee powder, no milk, no sugar, and only large coffee grounds. Put those homemade cooking oil, salt, sauce and vinegar together, which almost sent Lu Pingan away.

"I'll try again!"

At this time, Zhixi, who was happily trying again, acted like a three-day-old child for the first time.

How did she get into cooking? Lu Pingan didn't know either.

It's just that when she was reading a book, when she saw the description of delicious food, she ran over to ask Lu Pingan what it was like.

Talk about the taste of food to a person without a digestive system? Lu Pingan doesn't have that ability yet, but he has that ability.

"Life Resonance" is a professional characteristic of living weapon specialization, which can share the senses with one's own "living weapon".

The source of this ability derived from martial arts is his gardener's professional skill "spiritual perception lv1" and professional ability "listen to life".

And later, after "Life Sharing" came from Guan Xinxian for free, the ability further mutated.

[Black iron level spell life sharing: share perception with the target plant, including but not limited to pain, touch, smell, etc. 】

Lu Ping'an's integrated "life resonance" can already share most of his perception with his own living weapon, and really use the opponent's limbs as his own.

Now, it has become a bridge to share "delicious".

And Zhixi, who tasted the first cake in her life, instantly became out of control. She not only bought all kinds of delicacies for Lu Pingan to taste and share, but even became obsessed with cooking by herself, and then let Lu Pingan get poisoned. Yes, Poisoning, Lu Ping'an these days is considered karma, all kinds of "completely unprocessed raw food", "over-processed metal products", and even let him use accelerated self-healing to save his life.

"The more deadly thing than a cook who doesn't read recipes at all is probably a cook who can't eat the food he cooks at all."

Lu Ping'an noticed that it wasn't that she didn't have the ability to cook the dishes honestly, but that she was pursuing the ultimate "taste experience".

It's just that Lu Ping'an became the one who suffered. But it's not all without benefits. In the past two days, his all-weapon specialization has inexplicably increased a lot, and even his "life resonance" feels improved.

It's just that this operation of smiling and delivering fatal dishes made Lu Pingan feel inexplicably familiar, but also felt more and more tired.

".It won't work like this. I can't feel the tactile sensation of chewing myself. It's still a little bit worse. I'll help you get some body attachments. At least it can be used as a shield. I say, just as a test ability."

Zhixi's ability to "seize the house" might be able to give her the taste her body deserves.

But the result was subtle. It can be said that it was a success. The new body (the monster obtained from the secret realm) could indeed become her carrier, but it was always separated by a layer.

The sense of taste and touch still exists, but it is like scratching the itch, a bit fake and a bit wooden.

It was as if she was not born with this sensory organ, it was just an external phantom limb touch, or, more like manipulating a puppet, the feedback was only the operating feel.

Perhaps, this is the congenital defect of her soul. As a "mechanical life form", she has no sense of taste from the beginning, and only the senses "shared" by Lu Pingan are more "false and real".

"It was a little lighter last time, um, this time, let's add more chili."

As he said that, a small box of chili powder was thrown into the pot. Lu Pingan's scalp felt numb as he saw that he didn't want to see which dish was for the next box of chili powder.

But he didn't dare to sneak away. He ran away last time, and when he came back, Zhixi gave her a "full banquet".

".I'm watching, at least I won't put inedible materials." At this moment, Lu Ping'an thought of Captain Xia who had food poisoning again, and the story of "Heaven's law retribution is not good" echoed in his mind.

The only good thing is that even in the repeated nonsense, her life skill "cooking skills" is also increasing at a strange speed. This shows that even in the nonsensical cooking, she has also learned the means of normal cooking, but she doesn't like those dishes. The taste is just too bland.

In fact, she has already made up her mind to work as a chef, Lu Pingan is blessed, he likes to mention the tool man again, but it is really hard to say who is the tool man.

It's just that she may be born with a tasteless tongue, so she especially likes strong tastes, and the tastes are relatively inhuman.

Lu Pingan sighed helplessly, no matter what, since they can communicate, they get along well.

Zhixi, who was born as a weapon, seems to be a little crooked. At least for now, she is not interested in fighting and killing. On the contrary, she is very interested in cooking skills that she cannot use.

Of course, it also has something to do with her not going to the battlefield so far.

In the past two days, she has spent a lot of time reading books, making up lessons, and making up episodes, and what she reads has changed from "One Hundred Thousand Whys (Children's Edition)" to "XX Tianwu (Magic Girl Live Version)" , and then to "workplace fighting drama" and "historical war drama".

If this is an individual's normal experience and taste growth, Lu Pingan always feels that there is something wrong there.

But seeing the big cat who is engrossed in chasing the drama, and Fang Wen who is watching silently with a small bench, there seems to be nothing wrong.

Perhaps, after getting used to the complex and real, I like some simple fairy tales instead.

Perhaps, after being forced to give up everything, there is a reason to return to the daily life that was spurned in the past, and waste time with peace of mind?

Lu Ping'an and Zhixi also initially reached a cooperation intention, but the labor contract seems to have not been finalized, because Zhixi doesn't know what she desires most now.

"If possible, I hope to follow you and observe the real world through your eyes and perspective of the Creator."

Of course, Lu Pingan would not refuse such a wish.

During the actual combat test, the two of them only "fitted" several times for a short period of time. After confirming that everything seemed to be fine, they waited patiently for this weekend's martial arts class.

The path pointed out by the mentor at the beginning has turned into reality, and further verification and guidance are urgently needed.

It's just that the instructor never expected that Lu Ping'an would finish the originally expected four-year plan in half a month, but...

"Forget it, let me teach you, anyway, they are all from Gucheng University's chef class (kicked out)."

Looking at the rare mechanical girl who showed an excited expression, Lu Pingan sighed helplessly and got up to help.

"Hey, hey, this thing is going to go into my stomach. I can give you chili peppers, but what the hell is this spontaneous combustion on the table? What did you add? Fuel?"

"Sugar? This is salt, don't play with this old meme. Even if you have a face like 'I don't have a sense of taste,' it won't work. Although it is indeed cute, it is useless. I know you can analyze it. Hey, hey, don't Smelly face, do you want to be poisoned to death like that?"

"If you want me to eat, just follow my operation. Wait a minute, you don't have any kitchen utensils, how do you cut vegetables with your hands? With an axe? My axe?! Is this a pollutant?!"

This is probably the scariest Hell's Kitchen. In order to correct the mechanical girl's "fatal operation", Lu Ping'an did his best.

It's just that, rare, in the eyes of others, he also smiled very happily.