How Am I Still Alive?

"Welcome all guests to visit the store. It is an honor for us Kunming people to be invited to participate in this exhibition. In the store of our Blue Cross Peace Development Company, you can see all kinds of interesting gadgets from exotic places."

Fang Locke, a native of Kunming, has been an expatriate employee of the Star Territory for more than thirty years, and he has his own way of dealing with foreign trade.

".I personally recommend this 'Adaptive Bracelet', which is very suitable for various environmental adapters. You can walk independently even in the universe and starry sky with it."

Now, in his shop, he introduces products to the local group of monkeys who have not entered the starry sky with a smile.

But his other line of thinking was in his mind, wantonly venting his dissatisfaction.

"A group of country bumpkins, don't touch it if you can't afford it! Go, go, waste my time. Don't touch my products with your weak forelimbs! Fuck, a group of monkeys actually want me to smile, what kind of hell is this?"

As a super creature that has evolved into a double brain with four to six lines of thought, he still has time to think about other things besides dealing with customers with two sides.

"Not to mention, although it is quite primitive, the 'cooking approach' here is still a bit interesting. The reprocessing and seasoning techniques of food are quite good. What should I eat today?"

"It's the fourth day, and I've only sold one order so far. This time I was completely cheated. Sure enough, the newly opened civilization is not worth looking forward to. There are too many people who can afford it."

He is the quickest to introduce his products to visitors, but the other three lines of thinking can play racial discrimination at the same time, think about what to eat today, and complain about his superiors.

Just looking at the appearance, he looks like a beautiful elf in his early one meter, but in fact, this is just its mimicry, a humanoid communication panel made by it with reference to the aesthetics of local creatures.

Normally, one is more than a hundred meters long, and it is an evolutionary species that can live alone in the universe. In many worlds, their form of imitating whales and kuns is directly regarded as gods by many worlds.

It's just that the current him, within his clan, is just an unlucky guy sent to a small shop in the country by his superiors.

He was even more worried that this trip would be in vain, and that this year's performance would not be completed.

"Ahaha, don't you like anything? Welcome to come again next time."

He sent away these regretful customers with a smile. Even though he knew rationally that their world had just started to step on the big stage of the star field, he really couldn't offer any valuable "general equivalents". Now he was just saying hello and cultivating the market , but his other lines of thinking can't be controlled at all

"...Ah bah, poor ghost."

“The barbecue is delicious.”

"What a rubbish place, can you make a report and let me go back?"

"Huh?"

Suddenly, all four of his thinking lines stopped.

His nimble eyes are just a decoration in a sense, but his real sensory organs actually have a scope beyond ordinary psionic radar.

Within his range of perception, a "black area" suddenly appeared.

It is actually nothing if the radar scans a huge monster, but it cannot be recognized when it scans a blind spot, which often means

"Is there a boss?"

"The Unobservable."

"Truth creature? No, it should be higher level"

"I really want to eat ramen. The stomach of this mimic is too small. If it doesn't work, just change it."

Excluding the last apparently unreliable line of thought, all his attention was directed outside, an "ordinary" figure passing by.

Just looking at the appearance, the existence of the suspected local creature is like a cub.

His feet were hanging in the air, half lying on a floating plate, his body did not move, only the floating metal arms were busy.

What attracted Fang Locke's attention the most was the twin snakes wrapped around his shoulders under his ears.

A black snake appears and disappears from time to time, as if it exists or as a phantom. This is not a simple optical invisibility, but a concept of "existence or non-existence".

Just this tame beast is enough to prove that this seemingly native creature in front of him is not ordinary, and the white snake on his right arm

"F*ck! Seal of the Abyss King, Lord of the Abyss!"

With just one glance, Fang Locke's scalp tingles.

In his sensory organs for observing the soul, he immediately realized that this was a moving natural disaster, an abyss lord capable of destroying small and medium worlds.

But now, the "White Snake" was lying limply on that mortal's shoulder, and seemed to be saying something from time to time. This seemingly rational and obedient abyss lord directly challenged Fang Locke's common sense.

"he?"

It seemed that, being attracted by Fang Locke's observation, the boy-like existence turned around.

Just a glance, just those seemingly blank pupils

".What is this stuff!"

"Die, die! I can't observe."

"He is shaking the foundation of material existence! Is it a dimension destroying weapon? How could such a thing appear in such a rural place?!"

"Barbecue! Noodles! It's so hard to choose! Why don't you eat them all?"

The four lines of thinking exploded immediately (except the last one), and Fang Locke no longer dared to look directly at the monster that mimicked a mortal as a star field race. He felt that he seemed to have accidentally stepped on a nuclear bomb.

Those seemingly godless blind pupils are calm and empty, but if they really come into contact with them, they are like a "hole" leading to another world.

In Fang Locke's sensory tracking, it can be felt that it is beating, shaking, and distorting the foundation of the entire world!

This seems to be a kind of "weapon of universe destruction". The local creatures actually put this kind of thing on the bright side?

The monster imitating the cubs of local creatures seems to be able to destroy its own body in the blink of an eye, even if the current self is just a mimic.

"...can you introduce your products, elf?"

Fang Locke took a step back suddenly, and before he knew it, the monster disguised as a local had arrived in front of him.

"what did he say?"

"Commodity? Of course, of course! I'll introduce it to you right now!"

"Go this way, go this way!"

"I'm eating barbecue today, what kind of black soda do I want to go with it!"

The next moment, Fang Locke hurriedly covered his mouth, and by accident, four voices came out of his mouth at the same time.

Most of these "star field destroying monsters" have a bad temper, and this impolite behavior is enough to make him go to the dinner table, directly making him tremble with fear.

But the other party seemed to be smiling with great interest.

".You are very funny. It's good to talk about cross talk."

"Of course! I can do it."

"It's a humiliation, but you are a big brother and you are right. I will study cross talk from today on."

"Yes, yes, ah, I'm not saying you're wrong, I mean you're right."

"Barbecue! Dumplings!"

"Shut up!" The last line of thinking was directly roared by other lines of thinking.

At this moment, it was probably too funny, the monster on the opposite side laughed.

".It's very interesting. Can you tell me about the product? I don't have any money, but I might have it in a while. Let's take a look."

"What do you mean, you still want to pay? Do you look down on me?"

Twenty minutes later, Lu Pingan stood on the street holding the "gift", a little dazed.

And in his courtyard, there are several bags of gifts. Well, these outland businessmen are too "enthusiastic". As long as he mentions that he has no money, they will give out a bunch of gifts, and he can't refuse them.

"This thing seems to be quite expensive. Is this why they can grow bigger and stronger? I love it."

Lu Pingan nodded in satisfaction and went to the next one.