How Am I Still Alive?

"Rejected? Why?"

Not every city has a gate to the world of brothers, but with the letter of introduction from the local city lord and knight commander, Lu Pingan easily became a local "thirsty to make progress".

"This, is there really no problem?"

When Lu Ping'an got the letter of introduction, he was in a daze. Your grassroots organization is too unreliable.

"Wait, do you really believe me when I say 'I've lived here for sixteen years and want to go out and have a look?'!"

What's even more outrageous is that the letter of introduction was written by Lu Pingan himself, and even the seal was handed to him by the city lord.

".Even the city lord doesn't know a few words."

It just so happened that the clerical staff asked for leave that day, and the city lord immediately gave way to Lu Pingan to write a letter of introduction with a smile. Are you really not afraid of problems?

This world is still a "feudal society", so it cannot be said that there is no household registration system, but considering the astonishing illiteracy rate, it is probably no different from decoration.

At this time, if you want to transfer your household registration or something, the letters of introduction from the local "gentry" and "celebrity" are standard. In fact, this was also popular in some eras in the Eastern Kingdom, and it was a substitute for the "household registration" system before it matured. .

But this system obviously has a lot of problems. Impersonation is simply too easy, and fraud is even worse. Considering the astonishing literacy rate, it seems that people who can cheat do not need to cheat, and they can fool new letters of introduction casually.

Under the circumstances that most people are trapped in the land, leaving the "homeland" itself proves a kind of desire and ambition, as well as the ability to match it. It is not difficult to find a celebrity to open a letter of introduction, and the letter is also Just prove your place of origin and identity are innocent, etc. Whether you can succeed in the end depends on your own ability.

Due to his status as a third-rate poet, Lu Pingan is well-known in the local area. It was too easy to get a letter of introduction, which made him wonder if there was something wrong with the system. But if he thought about it carefully, he might think that this multi-verse civilization had already "interdimensionalized". , There is no need to care about this "basic level".

On a hive planet with tens of billions of people, the lowest level of the slums in a certain area is a mess, which seems to have no effect on the entire empire. Stocking is also a kind of breeding, as long as the resources are sufficient, it is actually not the worst option.

But when Lu Pingan took the letter of introduction with great interest and ran to another big city with a portal, what he got was a face-to-face rejection.

It wasn't that there was something wrong with the letter of introduction, nor that Lu Ping'an's disguise showed a flaw, but what he couldn't accept the most.

"Ah, because I'm a man? So, can't pass?" This kind of words, just saying it, is a kind of political error.

For the first time, when he felt that he was being discriminated against by sex, Lu Ping'an felt chills all over his body, wondering if the world could be better. In short, he felt that it was quite subtle.

"Sir, if you want to be a warrior, it's not suitable for you. Combat is a job more suitable for women. More than 90% of our far travellers here are women, and a few men also look like pure warriors, and you"

This answer made Lu Pingan a little confused, what the hell reason was that.

But the other staff looked "as it should be", which made Lu Pingan suspect that it was him who was abnormal.

"You are indeed wrong. In the natural world of the earth, in most cases, male birds are more beautiful than female birds, and female birds are bigger than male birds."

Big Cat's words choked Lu Ping'an.

He finally understood why he had been having "continuous encounters" recently. The customs here should really be for the "female birds" to take the initiative.

In nature, most birds have one male and multiple females. Male birds are often more beautiful, brighter in color, and smaller in size. They are really responsible for their beauty.

"I'm a poet, and this is my collection of poems. I want to go out and collect more inspiration and materials"

Well, it was approved in an instant, and the other party showed an expression of "you said it earlier, why are you embarrassed about this".

Looking back, those civil servants working in the City Lord's Mansion are indeed dominated by the smaller males of the Yu clan.

When he got the approval, Lu Ping'an's expression was too delicate. It would be great if he could ignore the laughing bastards in the courtyard after the news was sent back.

"Tell them, whoever laughs again, I will let him come out and replace me."

"It is quite now."

Apart from the big cat's own smile, Lu Pingan intends to listen seriously.

He got the pass he wanted, and he can start his "travel" at any time, but in this big city with a population of hundreds of thousands, he still has some things to do.

This city is a checkpoint leading to another world, and naturally it is also the general disaster area of ​​"Spygate".

After searching for about a day and a half, Lu Pingan followed the signs left and found his "similar".

It's just that this kind of kind is a little subtle

"Uh, it's beautiful."

".You are not bad either."

"This is too much, I am a decent person, I am a poet."

"I'm decent too. At least on Earth."

The big man in front of him is mainly an image. Or colorful black?

He is probably a black feather, but now he is only wearing shorts and a black leather vest. With all kinds of messy colored stripes and long feathers, and the bunting that looks like a sign.

This person was too abstract, so abstract that he hesitated for a long time before Lu Pingan bit the bullet and came over to say hello.

"I'm the resident gigolo at the Big Bird Bar"

In a word, the amount of sand was already off the charts, Lu Pingan gritted his teeth, so he didn't spit it out in a rude manner.

Obviously, the same person does not have the same fate, this colleague's luck is a bit bad or, it may be too good.

His "landing point" was near the big city, and he naturally entered the city to make a living. But unlike Lu Ping'an who successfully integrated into society in the countryside, big cities are more realistic.

In short, after going through a series of bad things (he doesn't want to go into details), he became a resident dancer in a certain bar in order to make a living.

"It should be just dancing, it's not what I think it is."

"."

Lu Ping'an was in the middle of talking, but couldn't continue, because the unlucky man opposite him covered his face and said nothing, and he didn't say anything.

Lu Pingan took a deep breath. To get the precious camouflage ring, even if you are not at the law level, you should not be far behind. Why did you get mixed up like this?

"It's a long story."

"That's a long story short."

".I'm a combat class, pure."

Well, Lu Pingan understands.

A countryman with no language (bad), no education, no common sense, came to a bustling big city, and then he was entrusted with inhumans. No matter which world it is, such things happen too much.

The only difference is probably the gender of the person who made the mistake, er, maybe it is because he is not used to the actual situation of "gender inversion" here, so it is easier to be tricked.

"Can you leave?"

"It takes sixty cartons to redeem myself, and I signed a special agreement, and I can't get rid of it."

Lu Ping'an was startled, sixty freezes? This is the largest gold coin in the country, enough to live in the small town for three years.

"For the sake of fellow villagers, borrow some, and I'll pay you back with Dongguo coins and credit coins when I go back."

Lu Pingan covered his face, he was a little afraid to look at it.

"It's too miserable, you."

".Actually, I have two colleagues who are fellow villagers. One of them was auctioned off at a low price recently. Let us borrow some money to redeem it. Otherwise, he might just die."

Well, you are really not the worst.